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Baby Hell - Bad Ass Shirts For Your Little Devils
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS
PLAYGROUND PIMP
DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT
KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAPS
ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB
ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB
HUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD
I'M THIS MANY (MIDDLE FINGER)
POOPING IN PROGRESS
THEY SHAKE ME
BABY - NOT MIDGET (DO NOT TOSS)
I TORE MOMMY A NEW ONE
I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES
I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING
MY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE
NOW THAT I'M SAFE I'M PRO CHOICE
FUCK THE MILK
I ATE MY TWIN
ARE YOU MY DADDY?
I SHIT MY PANTS
CUTER THAN BABY JESUS
TOO CUTE TO PLAY WITH YOUR UGLY ASS KID
I'VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN OBAMA
MY PEE PEE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
PARDON MY NIPPLE BREATH
I HIDE MY CRACK IN MY DIAPER
I'M CUTE? NO SHIT (BABY SHIRT)
CHINESE TOYS TASTE BETTER
BABY CARE INSTRUCTIONS
POTTY HEAD
INSERT TITTY HERE
DON'T HATE THE PLAYER - HATE THE PLAY DATE
TUCK ME IN YOU TUCKING TUCKER
IT'S TOO SOON TO BLAME MY PARENTS
THE DOG HUMPS ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
I'M SO CUTE I MUST HAVE BEEN ADOPTED
I WILL NOT BECOME A STRIPPER
PRACTICE SAFE SUCKS
BABY KILLER
SHUT THE FUCK UP - THE BABY'S SLEEPING!
CHINESE DELICACY
MY DIAPER IS VOTING FOR CHANGE
PEDOPHILES DON'T FIT IN
PRIEST MAGNET
HUNG LIKE A PONY
BABY SHOCKER - I'M THIS MANY (THREE)
I CAME OUT THE WRONG WHOLE
FUCK YOU AND THE STROLLER YOU RODE IN ON!
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