In 25 words or less, tell us why we should give you a free shirt. We'll pick our favorite 3 answers to win. Plenty of time to enter. We won't pick our winners until Friday, November 20th around 1pm EST.
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Current Contest ends November 29 11:59 PM EST. Every two weeks we have a puzzle or a contest that is open only for our members. You can win cash or prizes if you're the first to solve it correctly. Sometimes there are special bonuses or discounts for everyone who gets it right.
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Sunshine Megatron launched T-Shirt Hell in 2001 because he wanted to heal the world with laughter. 1.5 million shirt sales later, we're still the largest offensive t-shirt company online. Our shirts have been rocked by celebrities like Mark Cuban, Lewis Black, Slash, Robert Smith of the Cure & have been featured in magazines like Playboy, Maxim, and Elle Girl. It's comedy. We hope you enjoy it. If you don't, you can go fuck yourself. Or buy something. That would show us.
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