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Band Geek Hero
I PUT OUT FOR SANTA
YOUR MOM IS A WHORE - MERRY CHRISTMAS
SANTA RUBBED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ON HIS BALLS
YO YO YO - MERRY KWANZAA BITCHES
SPIN MY DREIDEL (AND BY DREIDEL I MEAN COCK AND BY SPIN I MEAN SUCK)
I SAW MOMMY KISSING MRS. CLAUS
I BELIEVE IN HAPPY ENDINGS
GOD GETS ME WET
ANIMAL SLAVERY STILL COOL
ALICE IN CHAINS
I'M ALL FOR BEING SOCIAL BUT THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
DON'T CURSE
OFFICER DOWN
WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS
GUESS HE CAN'T (BARACK OBAMA)
SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE
DEMOCRATIC DONKEY (HEAD UP ITS ASS)
MARSHMALLOW ROAST
ME SO HOLY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
POP A SMURF
FREE HUGS (WORLD CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER)
I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS
FUCK THE COLORBLIND
SORRY LADIES THE SHIRT IS STAYING ON
I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE
I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO
BLING-BLING
NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT...
FUCK ME IT'S TRENDY
SAILOR TRASH
OK, BUT WASH IT FIRST
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC
TALK NERDY TO ME
NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE
I EAT MORE PUSSY THAN ALF
DISNEY ON ICE
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY
I HOPE I DON'T BLACK OUT, BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME
HOW DO I BLOCK YOU IN REAL LIFE?
THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A SLOW START
I DON'T NEED 140 CHARACTERS TO SAY FUCK YOU
YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT....
YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
HE LOVES THE COCK
HOBBES REVENGE
FUCKING CLASSY
I COULD USE A LITTLE SEXUAL HARASSMENT
HAN JOB (HAN SOLO PRINCESS LEIA)
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
Band Geek Hero
I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKERS ASS
SUCK ALL YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE MORE
STRAIGHT
YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR
ORIGASM
STOP CLUBBING
DON'T BOTHER ME - I'M WASTING POTENTIAL
IT'S NOT PMS - IT'S YOU
OB GYN KENOBI
I PUT THE  IN LAZY
MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
IF I WERE A DIRTY SKANK I WOULD HAVE A TATTOO JUST LIKE THIS ONE (TRAMP STAMP)
I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM
WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR
YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE
I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE
HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE
TO WOMEN FROM GOD
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT
THE KERMIT DISSECTION
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
SWALLOWS
AM I STILL HERE?
YOU COULD SINGLE-HANDEDLY MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE - OR YOU COULD USE TWO HANDS
I DIDN'T BUY THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT TWICE.
JOHN 4:20
 I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED JEW - I'M jewISH
IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE
SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE
BAD SAMARITAN
MEXICAN'T
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT
  	 BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
I WANNA PUT MY (COCK) IN YOUR (PUSSY)
FUCK YE!
03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT
REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER
...AS A KITE
I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE
I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?
 IT'S GOOD
IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
1f u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED
I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE
MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT
CANADIANS ARE EH'HOLES
YES WE CAN MOVE TO CANADA
SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER
ANYONE NEED TO EARN MONEY FOR RENT?
I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE
 420 - I DON'T SMOKE POT
LET'S GET FUCKED UP! LIKE THE ECONOMY
 I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD
PEZBIANS
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN
NATURAL REDHEAD
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
 SORRY FOR BEING SO FUCKING SEXY
GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT
COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS?
HUNG HORSE
ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP?
TOOL (NOT THE BAND, I'M JUST A TOOL)
TorosPants - Like shirts, but with jokes only dogs can hear
DURING MY BLACKOUT I SAW MYSELF MAKING A SANDWICH
MY MARXIST FEMINIST DIALECTIC BRINGS
NOT BRAD PITT
MOO (CHICKEN)
VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME CLASS OF 2057
ANTE, CHRIST
THIS RENAISSANCE FAIRE SUCKS
WORLDS' GOODEST TEECHER
GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE
ATHEIST
I MEET OR EXCEED EXPECTATIONS
PLATYPUS OF DEATH
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU: HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CITRIC ACID... MAKE LEMONADE
PIMP
PURPLES
TUBA HERO
SELF-PARODY
HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. NO, NOT YOU
 WORDS ON A SHIRT
IV:XX
 YO WHERE MY KNICKERS AT?
 THIS IS MY CLONE
IS IT SOLIPSISTIC IN HERE, OR IS IT
I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A HOMELESS
I AM NOT AN AMBULANCE
I HEART TRANSITIVE PICTOGRAPH
I'M AN ANIMAL IN BED
PANCAKES
 THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND
JESUS LOVES YOU
ASK ME ABOUT MY COMPLETE LACK OF
 HOME SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN
BASEBALL
 LET'S FIGHT SOME BALLERINAS
 PLAIN CLOTHES COP
Last Call - Last Chance To Get These Shirts!
Baby Hell - Bad Ass Shirts For Your Little Devils
80 MORE YEARS OF THIS SHIT?
I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES
I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING
DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT
KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAPS
I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS
HUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD
RECENTLY EVICTED
ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
TOO CUTE TO PLAY WITH YOUR UGLY ASS KID
POOPING IN PROGRESS
ARE YOU MY DADDY?
FUCK THE MILK
MY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE
I SPENT 9 MONTHS IN THE HOLE
PLAYGROUND PIMP
BABY (NOT MIDGET) DO NOT TOSS
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