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Shrinkage and Care

Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market and are 100% Cotton*. No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. They may shrink about half a size when washed except for the Ringers and Women's Jersey, which seems to shrink about one full size when washed.

You must wash our shirts in cold water with similar colors and dry on low heat to minimize shrinkage. Washing your shirts inside out will prolong the life of your t-shirt as well as help prevent color bleeding, which is more likely to occur on darker, richer colors.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

Shirt Sizes and Specs

We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net! Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences. Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.

ShirtMeasurementsAll shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.

These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.

Our Standard Tee for a roomy, classic fit is is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee. Mens American Apparel is the fit of choice for those who want a thinner, slimmer fit.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

Mens Styles

Men's Beefy Tee

All colors of the Beefy Tee are available up to 3XL
*Black and White are also available in 4XL, and 5XL

Black* White* Blood Red Navy Charcoal Fatigue Green Pebble
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
30"
31.25"
LENGTH
26.25"
28"
28.5"
29.5"
32"
32"
35"
35.5"
WIDTH
46cm
51cm
56cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
76cm
79cm
LENGTH
67cm
71cm
72cm
75cm
81cm
81cm
89cm
90cm

The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 6.1 oz 100% cotton*, preshrunk, and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. * The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester.

Men's American Apparel Tee

Available in S-3XL

Black White Cranberry Navy Asphalt Army
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
LENGTH
28.25"
29.25"
30.25"
31.25"
32.25"
33.25"
WIDTH
46cm
51cm
56cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
LENGTH
72cm
74cm
77cm
80cm
82cm
84cm

The Men's American Apparel Tee is manufactured by, you guessed it... American Apparel! (model# 2001), made of 4.3 oz 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. "The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere", says American Apparel. But we think they may be biased..so you decide. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the body are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash.

Men's Pigment Dyed Tee

Available in S-4XL

Coffee Lake Blue Smoke Evergreen
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
18"
19"
21"
24"
26"
28"
29"
LENGTH
27"
27.5"
28"
28.5"
29"
29.5"
32"
WIDTH
46cm
48cm
53cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
74cm
LENGTH
69cm
70cm
71cm
72cm
74cm
75cm
81cm

The Men's Pigment Dyed Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 6.1 oz 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better.

Men's Tall Tee

Available in XL-3XL (* also available in 4XL)

Black* White Navy Steel
 
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
24"
26"
28"
30"
LENGTH
34"
36"
37"
38"
WIDTH
61cm
66cm
71cm
76cm
LENGTH
86cm
91cm
94cm
97cm

The Men's Tall Tee is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester.

Men's Ringer

Available in S-XXL

Black/White White/Black Navy/White Baby Blue/Navy Silver/Asphalt
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
LENGTH
28.25"
29.25"
30.25"
31.25"
32.25"
WIDTH
43cm
48cm
53cm
58cm
61cm
LENGTH
72cm
74cm
77cm
80cm
82cm

The Men's Ringer is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 2410), made of 4.3 oz 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Fitted sleeves for a snug but comfortable fit, with 3/8" (1cm) contrasting Baby Rib binding at neck and sleeves for comfort and durability. Shrinks an average of one size in the dryer.

Men's Hoodie (Hooded Sweatshirt)

Available in S-3XL

Black White Charcoal
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
21"
22.5"
25"
26.5"
29"
30"
LENGTH
26.5"
27.5"
28"
29"
30"
32"
WIDTH
53cm
57cm
64cm
67cm
74cm
76cm
LENGTH
67cm
70cm
71cm
74cm
76cm
81cm

The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Hanes (model # F170), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durablility with patented high-stitch fleece. Black is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. The weight is 10 oz. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places.

WOMANS STYLES

Women's Baby Doll

Available in S-XXL

Black White Dark Chocolate Scarlet Red Navy
Indigo Pink Cancun Blue Light Olive    
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
15"
16"
17"
18.5"
20"
LENGTH
25.25"
26"
26.5"
27.25"
27.75"
WIDTH
38cm
40cm
43cm
47cm
51cm
LENGTH
65cm
66cm
67cm
69cm
70cm

The Women's Babydoll is manufactured by Next Level (model# 3300), made of 100% preshrunk combed cotton. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with capped sleeves, a slightly longer length and a contoured fit.

Women's Casual Tee

Available in S-XXL

Black White Pink Navy Chocolate Medium Blue
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17"
19"
20"
22"
25.5"
LENGTH
24.5"
24.75"
27"
27.5"
29"
WIDTH
43cm
48cm
51cm
56cm
65cm
LENGTH
62cm
63cm
68.5cm
65cm
74cm

The Women's Casual Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5680), made of 100% cotton*. Lower cut rib collar, double-needle stitching detailing. Relaxed Fit with extra ease for movement. Falls free from the body.

Women's Vintage Tee

Available in S-XXL

Heather Purple Heather Blue Heather Green Heather
Raspberry
Heather Brown
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17.25"
18"
19"
20"
21"
LENGTH
25.75"
26.25"
26.75"
27.5"
28"
WIDTH
44cm
46cm
48cm
51cm
53cm
LENGTH
64cm
67cm
68cm
70cm
77cm

The Women's Vintage Tee is manufactured by Bella (model# 6000H), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.

Women's Vintage Ringer

Available in S-XXL

Heather
Purple/Purple
Heather
Blue/Navy
Heather
Green/Green
Heather
Pink/Cardinal
Heather
Tan/Chocolate
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
16.5"
17.25"
18.25"
19.25"
20.25"
LENGTH
25"
26.25"
26.75"
27.5"
28"
WIDTH
42cm
44cm
46cm
49cm
51cm
LENGTH
63.5cm
67cm
68cm
70cm
71cm

The Women's Vintage Ringer is manufactured by Bella (model# 6050), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body and contrast ringer binding sleeves and neck line. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.

Women's Jersey 3/4 Sleeve

Available in S-XL

White/Black Heather/Black
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
WIDTH
13.25"
14.25"
15.75"
16.25"
LENGTH
22.5"
23"
23.5"
26"
WIDTH
34cm
36cm
40cm
41cm
LENGTH
57cm
58cm
60cm
66cm

The Women's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey is manufactured by American Apparel (model #4353), made of 100% cotton, super soft 1x1 baby rib knit ,fine ring-spun, single combed. It is form fitting. Shrinks an average of half to full size in the dryer.

Women's Spaghetti Strap (Form Fitting)

Available in S-L

Black White Ocean Blue Pink
 
Small
Med
Large
WIDTH
14.5"
15.5"
16.5"
LENGTH
25"
26"
27"
WIDTH
37cm
39cm
42cm
LENGTH
63cm
66cm
68cm

The Women's Spaghetti Strap is manufactured by Bella (model# 8111), made of 100% preshrunk cotton, combed and ring-spun. It is form fitting on the body and is a slightly longer length tank.

BABY STYLES

Baby Tees

Available in 0-6, 6-12, 12-18 months, 2T, 3T, and 4T.
The baby tees are t-shirts. They are not onesies.

Black White Red Baby Blue Pink
 
6M
12M
18M
2T
3T
4T
WIDTH
10"
10"
10.5"
11.5"
12.5"
13.5"
LENGTH
11.5"
12.5"
13"
13.5"
15"
15.5"
WIDTH
25cm
25cm
27cm
29cm
32cm
34cm
LENGTH
29cm
32cm
33cm
34cm
38cm
39cm

The Baby Tee (Colors White, Pink, Red and Blue) is manufactured by Kiddy Kat (model# 4301), made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey, taped neck, 2-needle sleeve and bottom hems.