Sizing Calculator
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Shrinkage and Care
Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market and are 100% Cotton*. No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. They may shrink about half a size when washed except for the Ringers and Women's Jersey, which seems to shrink about one full size when washed.
You must wash our shirts in cold water with similar colors and dry on low heat to minimize shrinkage. Washing your shirts inside out will prolong the life of your t-shirt as well as help prevent color bleeding, which is more likely to occur on darker, richer colors.
*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.
Shirt Sizes and Specs
We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net! Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences. Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.
All shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.
These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.
Our Standard Tee for a roomy, classic fit is is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee. Mens American Apparel is the fit of choice for those who want a thinner, slimmer fit.
*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.
Mens Styles
Men's Beefy Tee
All colors of the Beefy Tee are available up to 3XL
*Black and White are also available in 4XL, and 5XL
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| Black* | White* | Blood Red | Navy | Charcoal | Fatigue Green | Pebble |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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WIDTH |
18" |
20" |
22" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
30" |
31.25" |
LENGTH |
26.25" |
28" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
32" |
32" |
35" |
35.5" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
51cm |
56cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
76cm |
79cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
71cm |
72cm |
75cm |
81cm |
81cm |
89cm |
90cm |
The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 100% cotton*, preshrunk, and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. * The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester.
Men's American Apparel Tee
Available in S-3XL
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| Black | White | Cranberry | Navy | Asphalt | Army |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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WIDTH |
18" |
20" |
22" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
LENGTH |
28.25" |
29.25" |
30.25" |
31.25" |
32.25" |
33.25" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
51cm |
56cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
LENGTH |
72cm |
74cm |
77cm |
80cm |
82cm |
84cm |
The Men's American Apparel Tee is manufactured by, you guessed it... American Apparel! (model# 2001), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. "The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere", says American Apparel. But we think they may be biased..so you decide. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the body are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash.
Men's Pigment Dyed Tee
Available in S-4XL
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| Coffee | Lake Blue | Smoke | Evergreen |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
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WIDTH |
18" |
19" |
21" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
29" |
LENGTH |
27" |
27.5" |
28" |
28.5" |
29" |
29.5" |
32" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
48cm |
53cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
74cm |
LENGTH |
69cm |
70cm |
71cm |
72cm |
74cm |
75cm |
81cm |
The Men's Pigment Dyed Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better.
Men's Tall Tee
Available in XL-3XL (* also available in 4XL)
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| Black* | White | Navy | Steel |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
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WIDTH |
24" |
26" |
28" |
30" |
LENGTH |
34" |
36" |
37" |
38" |
WIDTH |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
76cm |
LENGTH |
86cm |
91cm |
94cm |
97cm |
The Men's Tall Tee is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester.
Men's Ringer
Available in S-XXL
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| Black/White | White/Black | Navy/White | Baby Blue/Navy | Silver/Asphalt |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
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WIDTH |
18" |
20" |
22" |
24" |
26" |
LENGTH |
28.25" |
29.25" |
30.25" |
31.25" |
32.25" |
WIDTH |
43cm |
48cm |
53cm |
58cm |
61cm |
LENGTH |
72cm |
74cm |
77cm |
80cm |
82cm |
The Men's Ringer is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 2410), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Fitted sleeves for a snug but comfortable fit, with 3/8" (1cm) contrasting Baby Rib binding at neck and sleeves for comfort and durability. Shrinks an average of one size in the dryer.
Men's Hoodie (Hooded Sweatshirt)
Available in S-3XL
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| Black | White | Charcoal |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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WIDTH |
21" |
22.5" |
25" |
26.5" |
29" |
30" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
27.5" |
28" |
29" |
30" |
32" |
WIDTH |
53cm |
57cm |
64cm |
67cm |
74cm |
76cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
70cm |
71cm |
74cm |
76cm |
81cm |
The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Hanes (model # F170), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durablility with patented high-stitch fleece. Black is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places.
WOMANS STYLES
Women's Baby Doll
Available in S-XXL
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| Black | White | Dark Chocolate | Scarlet | Red | Navy |
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| Indigo | Pink | Cancun Blue | Light Olive |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
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WIDTH |
15" |
16" |
17" |
18.5" |
20" |
LENGTH |
25.25" |
26" |
26.5" |
27.25" |
27.75" |
WIDTH |
38cm |
40cm |
43cm |
47cm |
51cm |
LENGTH |
65cm |
66cm |
67cm |
69cm |
70cm |
The Women's Babydoll is manufactured by Next Level (model# 3300), made of 100% preshrunk combed cotton. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with capped sleeves, a slightly longer length and a contoured fit.
Women's Casual Tee
Available in S-XXL
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| Black | White | Pink | Navy | Chocolate | Medium Blue |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
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WIDTH |
17" |
19" |
20" |
22" |
25.5" |
LENGTH |
24.5" |
24.75" |
27" |
27.5" |
29" |
WIDTH |
43cm |
48cm |
51cm |
56cm |
65cm |
LENGTH |
62cm |
63cm |
68.5cm |
65cm |
74cm |
The Women's Casual Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5680), made of 100% cotton*. Lower cut rib collar, double-needle stitching detailing. Relaxed Fit with extra ease for movement. Falls free from the body.
Women's Vintage Tee
Available in S-XXL
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| Heather Purple | Heather Blue | Heather Green | Heather Raspberry |
Heather Brown |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
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WIDTH |
17.25" |
18" |
19" |
20" |
21" |
LENGTH |
25.75" |
26.25" |
26.75" |
27.5" |
28" |
WIDTH |
44cm |
46cm |
48cm |
51cm |
53cm |
LENGTH |
64cm |
67cm |
68cm |
70cm |
77cm |
The Women's Vintage Tee is manufactured by Bella (model# 6000H), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
Women's Vintage Ringer
Available in S-XXL
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| Heather Purple/Purple |
Heather Blue/Navy |
Heather Green/Green |
Heather Pink/Cardinal |
Heather Tan/Chocolate |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
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WIDTH |
16.5" |
17.25" |
18.25" |
19.25" |
20.25" |
LENGTH |
25" |
26.25" |
26.75" |
27.5" |
28" |
WIDTH |
42cm |
44cm |
46cm |
49cm |
51cm |
LENGTH |
63.5cm |
67cm |
68cm |
70cm |
71cm |
The Women's Vintage Ringer is manufactured by Bella (model# 6050), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body and contrast ringer binding sleeves and neck line. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
Women's Jersey 3/4 Sleeve
Available in S-XL
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| White/Black | Heather/Black |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
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WIDTH |
13.25" |
14.25" |
15.75" |
16.25" |
LENGTH |
22.5" |
23" |
23.5" |
26" |
WIDTH |
34cm |
36cm |
40cm |
41cm |
LENGTH |
57cm |
58cm |
60cm |
66cm |
The Women's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey is manufactured by American Apparel (model #4353), made of 100% cotton, super soft 1x1 baby rib knit ,fine ring-spun, single combed. It is form fitting. Shrinks an average of half to full size in the dryer.
Women's Spaghetti Strap (Form Fitting)
Available in S-L
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| Black | White | Ocean Blue | Pink |
Small |
Med |
Large |
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WIDTH |
14.5" |
15.5" |
16.5" |
LENGTH |
25" |
26" |
27" |
WIDTH |
37cm |
39cm |
42cm |
LENGTH |
63cm |
66cm |
68cm |
The Women's Spaghetti Strap is manufactured by Bella (model# 8111), made of 100% preshrunk cotton, combed and ring-spun. It is form fitting on the body and is a slightly longer length tank.
BABY STYLES
Baby Tees
Available in 0-6, 6-12, 12-18 months, 2T, 3T, and 4T.
The baby tees are t-shirts. They are not onesies.
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| Black | White | Red | Baby Blue | Pink |
6M |
12M |
18M |
2T |
3T |
4T |
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WIDTH |
10" |
10" |
10.5" |
11.5" |
12.5" |
13.5" |
LENGTH |
11.5" |
12.5" |
13" |
13.5" |
15" |
15.5" |
WIDTH |
25cm |
25cm |
27cm |
29cm |
32cm |
34cm |
LENGTH |
29cm |
32cm |
33cm |
34cm |
38cm |
39cm |
The Baby Tee (Colors White, Pink, Red and Blue) is manufactured by Kiddy Kat (model# 4301), made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey, taped neck, 2-needle sleeve and bottom hems.