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MCCAIN PALIN (SARAH PALIN HUNTING) I FUCKED SARAH PALIN PALIN 'O8 RESTORING AMERICA'S CONFIDENCE IN BUSH HONKY MOMS FOR OBAMA
ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA) I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE I AM AMERICAN ENTERTAIN ME
NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE
WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS FUCKING CLASSY TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: FUCK YOU. I POUND BEERS FOR JESUS
MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
FUCK THE COLORBLIND YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS WHITE FLOUR!
STRAIGHT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER
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HOBBES REVENGE BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU
BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO! GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT TALK NERDY TO ME I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT 03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE
NATURAL REDHEAD
GIFT CERTIFICATE
SAUSAGE FEST GOD BLESS AMERICA I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - ITS CALLED DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME
SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
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IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN FUCK YE! ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR YAHOO ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
STRANGER WITH BENEFITS ...AS A KITE HE LOVES THE COCK NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE
SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED COMA SUTRA WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS THEY'RE WHORES AND LIARS HUNG HORSE
IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH? IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK? SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? READ THIS SHIRT, BUY THE NEXT ROUND REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER
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I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE IF I PAY YOUR TAB IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY PROSTITUION YOU ARE A CREATION OF GOD (WHEN HE WAS ON METH) YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK YES YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY JUNK WITH YOUR CELL PHONE piMP SPONSORED BY THE LETTER E
SWALLOWS THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT I PUT THE IN LAZY I'M CUTE? NO SHIT.
I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE EXCUSE ME... WHICH WAY TO THE SEX? DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
ALZHEIMERS PATIENTS FOR 9/11 - WE OCCASIONALLY FORGET HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! LAST CALL
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