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SUICIDE WATCH
THIS SHIRT GETS ME SO MUCH CUNT
AMERICA
SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 74 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC
FUCKING CLASSY
BLING-BLING
WHO NEEDS BIG TITS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS?
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
ME SO HOLY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE
NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
I DON'T HAVE ANY GRANDKIDS - ASK ME ABOUT MY DICK
I SUPPORT THE T PARTY
I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE EITHER
MUHAMMAD
OK, BUT WASH IT FIRST
FUCK THE COLORBLIND
MONKEY PEEL
HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
I JUST SUPPORT FISH
POP A SMURF
STRAIGHT
MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
MARSHMALLOW ROAST
I LOVE WATERMELON & FRIED CHICKEN TOO
GUESS HE CAN'T (BARACK OBAMA)
THE TRUTH ABOUT POLITICS (UNCLE SAM TAG-TEAM)
SEE YOU ALL AT MY INTERVENTION
IDEA SUBMISSION
ASK ME ABOUT OUR BLOWJOBS FOR DRINKS PROGRAM
PRISONER OF THUMB WAR
MACKIN' CHEESE
REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK
YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
TWO DRINKS AWAY FROM GIRL ON GIRL ACTION
HITLER WAS RIGHT - DONUTS ARE DELICIOUS!
FOX NEWS MADE ME DO IT
SNUFF FILM
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY
DEMOCRATIC DONKEY (HEAD UP ITS ASS)
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE
I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD
FREE HUGS (WORLD CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER)
THIS SHIRT IS ONLY BLUE WHEN I'M THINKING ABOUT DWARVES
ALICE IN CHAINS
BABY HELL
I BELIEVE IN HAPPY ENDINGS
ANIMAL SLAVERY STILL COOL
SORRY LADIES THE SHIRT IS STAYING ON
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE
BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT... THE ENVIRONMENT, POLITICS, THE HOMELESS
IT'S IRONY, YOU DUMB BITCH
DON'T CURSE
DISNEY ON ICE
420 - I DON'T SMOKE POT
THE KERMIT DISSECTION
TALK NERDY TO ME
UNCLE WITH BENEFITS
SWALLOWS
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT
NO IT'S COOL - JESUS DIED FOR MY SINS
YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT....
YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
HE LOVES THE COCK
HOBBES REVENGE
I HOPE I DON'T BLACK OUT, BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME
HOW DO I BLOCK YOU IN REAL LIFE?
THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A SLOW START
TOOL (NOT THE BAND, I'M JUST A TOOL)
HAN JOB (HAN SOLO PRINCESS LEIA)
I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE
BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
STOP CLUBBING
SUCK ALL YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE MORE
IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE
I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKERS ASS
SUCK IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?
OB GYN KENOBI
IF I WERE A DIRTY SKANK I WOULD HAVE A TATTOO JUST LIKE THIS ONE (TRAMP STAMP)
I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM
ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP?
FUCK YE!
I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE
WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR
YOU COULD SINGLE-HANDEDLY MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE - OR YOU COULD USE TWO HANDS
I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
I DIDN'T BUY THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT TWICE.
IT'S NOT PMS - IT'S YOU
NATURAL REDHEAD
I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED JEW - I'M jewISH
I COULD USE A LITTLE SEXUAL HARASSMENT
I PUT THE IN LAZY
SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE
MEXICAN'T
BAD SAMARITAN
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT
GOD GETS ME WET
IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN
...AS A KITE
WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE
1f u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
CANADIANS ARE EH'HOLES
I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
HUNG HORSE
SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER
I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE
PEZBIANS
TorosPants - Like shirts, but with jokes only dogs can hear
MOO (CHICKEN)
ANGLES
MY MARXIST FEMINIST DIALECTIC BRINGS
TRUE EVOLUTION
VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME CLASS OF 2057
ANTE, CHRIST
COWBELL HERO
PRINCE OF DORKNESS
MAYBE WE WOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY DRUNKEN ASTRONAUTS IF ALL THESE COMPUTERS DIDN'T HAVE SPACEBARS
IV:XX
ATHEIST
IDEA SUBMISSION
IS IT SOLIPSISTIC IN HERE, OR IS IT
WORLDS' GOODEST TEECHER
PLATYPUS OF DEATH
I MEET OR EXCEED EXPECTATIONS
HOME SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN
HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. NO, NOT YOU
TUBA HERO
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU: HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CITRIC ACID... MAKE LEMONADE
PIMP
PURPLES
BASEBALL
IT SAYS I TOLD YOU SO ON MY BACK - I TOLD YOU SO
BABY HELL
WORDS ON A SHIRT
PANCAKES
TWO HORSES IN A MAN COSTUME
THIS IS MY CLONE
I AM NOT AN AMBULANCE
I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A HOMELESS
GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE
I HEART TRANSITIVE PICTOGRAPH
THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND
I'M AN ANIMAL IN BED
YO WHERE MY KNICKERS AT?
JESUS LOVES YOU
PLAIN CLOTHES COP
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PEDOPHILES DON'T FIT IN
I’VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN OBAMA
I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING
DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT
I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS
HUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD
RECENTLY EVICTED
KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAPS
ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
TOO CUTE TO PLAY WITH YOUR UGLY ASS KID
POOPING IN PROGRESS
ARE YOU MY DADDY?
I SPENT 9 MONTHS IN THE HOLE
FUCK THE MILK
MY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE
PLAYGROUND PIMP
MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
CUTER THAN BABY JESUS
CRAPPED MY PANTS... TOOK A NAP... SUCKED SOME TITTIES... HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
I'M THIS MANY (MIDDLE FINGER)
I TORE MOMMY A NEW ONE
I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES
NOW THAT I'M SAFE I'M PRO CHOICE
I ATE MY TWIN
I SHIT MY PANTS
BABY (NOT MIDGET) DO NOT TOSS
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE THERE'S A GODDAMN BABY IN THE ROOM
THEY SHAKE ME
ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB
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