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I DON'T NEED 140 CHARACTERS TO SAY FUCK YOU YOU CAN SEE MY DICK FROM SPACE I TRIED THE SECRET AND ALL I MANIFESTED WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT FOLLOW US ON TWITTER
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS (YELLOW DESIGN) THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK FREE HUGS (WORLD CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER)
DON'T MAKE ME OPEN A CAN OF POSITIVITY ON YOUR ASS BLING-BLING I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE POP A SMURF
STRAIGHT WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY FUCKING CLASSY
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN FUCK THE COLORBLIND I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
TALK NERDY TO ME MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME MEDIUM PIMPIN DISNEY ON ICE
DON'T BOTHER ME - I'M WASTING POTENTIAL TO WOMEN FROM GOD HOBBES REVENGE I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE
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IT'S NOT PMS - IT'S YOU MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU'VE WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND BUT MY DICK IS A REALLY CLOSE SECOND
PEZBIANS THE BLACK MAN IS KEEPING ME DOWN YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE GANGBANG LINE JUMPER
COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS? 1f u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d OB GYN KENOBI STOP CLUBBING
GIFT CERTIFICATE HAN JOB (HAN SOLO PRINCESS LEIA) LET'S GET FUCKED UP! LIKE THE ECONOMY I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN
WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM GRINGO STAR I'M PART OF THE PROBLEM
I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE A POSER I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE THIS IS MY CLONE
PLAIN CLOTHES COP SWALLOWS + > - BAD SAMARITAN
THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A SLOW START THERE IS NO SHIRT THE KERMIT DISSECTION I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT
IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE FUCK YE! GIFT CERTIFICATE
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I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED JEW - I'M jewISH WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!! ...AS A KITE
CANADIANS ARE EH'HOLES I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? HUG DEALER I WANNA PUT MY (COCK) IN YOUR (PUSSY)
I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING HE LOVES THE COCK ANYONE NEED TO EARN MONEY FOR RENT?
03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE IT'S GOOD IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
NATURAL REDHEAD YES WE CAN MOVE TO CANADA SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED
GIFT CERTIFICATE SORRY FOR BEING SO FUCKING SEXY REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER 420 - I DON'T SMOKE POT
TOOL (NOT THE BAND, I'M JUST A TOOL) KEEPIN' I.T. REAL ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD
GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT I PUT THE IN LAZY NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
HUNG HORSE ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? LAST CALL
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