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NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING GO AWAY. I'M ONLY WEARING THIS TO LURE IN HOT GIRLS
BROS BEFORE HOES NATURAL REDHEAD SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE THE CHOICE IS CLEAR - VOTE REPUBLICAN
FUCKING CLASSY THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC GOD BLESS AMERICA NO I’M NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU… I JUST HAVE A HUGE PENIS
WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER
SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER HOBBES REVENGE WHITE FLOUR! I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY STRAIGHT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
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WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME WHEN I PASS OUT LATER DON'T PUT STUFF IN MY ASS D FLOWER
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS HAN JOB I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE HOTTER CHICKS HERE I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME
YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
GIFT CERTIFICATE
03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT SCRAPPY ENDING HE LOVES THE COCK BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO!
I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD SUPER-CALA GO FUCK YOURSELF 99 PROBLEMS AND THE BITCH IS ONE - ELECTION 2008 ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
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LIBRARIANS MORE SHUSHIN' FOR THE PUSHIN' SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT O.D.
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! FUCK YE! YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE READ THIS SHIRT, BUY THE NEXT ROUND
SAY YES TO ANAL! I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME - THE FIRST AMENDMENT STOP CLUBBING BABY SEALS
FUCK THE COLORBLIND YOU'LL REGRET READING THIS SHIRT WHEN THE SKETCH ARTIST ASKS YOU TO DESCRIBE MY FACE IT'S ONLY BINGE DRINKING IF YOU STOP COMA SUTRA
Wiid DISSECTING KERMIT Wii-TARDED WARNING: NOT RECOMMENDED FOR WOMEN WHO ARE NURSING, PREGNANT, OR MAY BECOME PREGNANT
WELL THIS IS FUCKING AWKWARD JOSH HITLER WAS KIND OF A DICK, TOO STRANGER WITH BENEFITS LUCY IS A PUNT (CHARLIE BROWN)
GREEN PARTY LOST PET MIDGET RESPONDS TO THE NAME TINY JEFF I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN GIFT CERTIFICATE
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piMP HUNG HORSE INTERNATIONAL AGE OF CONSENT TOUR PORN STARFISH
SPONSORED BY THE LETTER E I PUT THE "CUTE" IN EXECUTE LADIES DON'T SPIT I PUT THE IN LAZY
IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK? I JUST KILLED A CLOWN TO: WOMEN - FROM: GOD WHO NEEDS DRUGS? NO SERIOUSLY, I HAVE DRUGS
REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER BLUE TRASH YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR YAHOO FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1 - PARA ESPANOL...
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT ...AS A KITE DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LOVE GET ME A BEER SAUSAGE FEST
I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH... AFTER ANAL I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE SAVE THE WHALES HAN JOB
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I AM THE WHITE MAN WHO'S BEEN KEEPING YOU DOWN I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE I WISH YOU WERE DEAD COOKIE CUTTER
KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT! I'M HUGE IN JAPAN HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! TALK NERDY TO ME
GLOBAL WARMING IS AWESOME! EVERYTIME YOU SEE A RAINBOW GOD IS HAVING GAY SEX ARE YOU TIGHTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? YES, I HAVE PLENTY OF CHANGE YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT. THANKS FOR ASKING.
ABRACADABRA!... FUCK, YOU'RE STILL UGLY IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH? OB/GYN KENOBI MEDIUM PIMPIN'
GIFT CERTIFICATE uSHEEP IT'S GOOD MEXICAN'T
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I'M CUTE? NO SHIT. I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! 2 DRINKS AWAY FROM GIRL ON GIRL ACTION
I LOVE WATERMELON & FRIED CHICKEN TOO HOLY FUCKING SHIT SWALLOWS DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS
I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE PARKING I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT I'M NEVER WEARING THIS IN A BAR AGAIN I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK WHY KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS WHEN YOU CAN USE AN AXE? GO FUCK YOURSELF. I'M AN ASSHOLE AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE I'M MY OWN WINGMAN
I'M NOT FULL-BLOODED JEW - I'M JEWish KINDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS - GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE
999 - EVIL WHEN I DO HANDSTANDS SUPPORT THE FINE ARTS - SHOOT A RAPPER BLACK MARKET ONLY
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