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MARIJUANA IS MY NATURAL HIGH
I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS
CUNT JUNKIE
RELAX, I'M HILARIOUS
I'M VOTING FOR (MIDDLE FINGER)
RON, PAUL 2012 (RON JEREMY, PAUL GIAMATTI)
SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE
BIEBER CHECKLIST
CHRISTIANS ARE ASSHOLES
WHITE FLOUR
BLING-BLING
SWALLOWS
NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
FREE HUGS (WORLD CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER)
I'M NOT RACIST. SOME OF MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS ARE BLACK.
FUCK THE COLORBLIND
WHO NEEDS BIG TITS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS?
MARSHMALLOW ROAST
THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC
I WANNA PUT MY (COCK) IN YOUR (PUSSY) AND SMACK YOUR (GIRAFFE)
OK, BUT WASH IT FIRST
I'M PART OF THE 99% THAT FUCKED YOUR MOM
FUCKING CLASSY
I PUSH MY OWN HEAD DOWN
HAN JOB (HAN SOLO PRINCESS LEIA)
I ALREADY HATE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK
ON MY PLANET, YOU'D BE CONSIDERED AN ASSHOLE. (MY PLANET IS EARTH)
SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 74 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
STRAIGHT
GOD IS PRO-CHOICE
I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE EITHER
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
STARE AT ME IN DISGUST
MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT
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I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE
DON'T CURSE
HOW DO I BLOCK YOU IN REAL LIFE?
OB GYN KENOBI
SUICIDE WATCH
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
THIS SHIRT GETS ME SO MUCH CUNT
GOD GETS ME WET
SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?
I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE
NATURAL REDHEAD
I JUST SUPPORT FISH
THIS SHIRT IS ONLY BLUE WHEN I'M THINKING ABOUT DWARVES
THE THREE STOOGES (LIMBAUGH, PALIN, BECK)
WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR
YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
HE LOVES THE COCK
I COULD USE A LITTLE SEXUAL HARASSMENT
IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
I HOPE I DON'T BLACK OUT, BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME
TALK NERDY TO ME
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE
PRISONER OF THUMB WAR
I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE
BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN
1f u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
ME SO HOLY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
BABY HELL
BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO
IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE
AMERICA
I'VE GOT ALL THE PERSONALITY I NEED RIGHT HERE
REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER
HUNG HORSE
YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT....
STOP CLUBBING
CANADIANS ARE EH'HOLES
I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKERS ASS
I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE
SEE YOU ALL AT MY INTERVENTION
I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE
ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP?
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT
BAD SAMARITAN
TorosPants - Like shirts, but with jokes only dogs can hear
MOO (CHICKEN)
VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME CLASS OF 2057
MY MARXIST FEMINIST DIALECTIC BRINGS
ATHEIST
WORLDS' GOODEST TEECHER
TWO HORSES IN A MAN COSTUME
HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. NO, NOT YOU
PANCAKES
BABY HELL
 WORDS ON A SHIRT
TRUE EVOLUTION
BASEBALL
ANTE, CHRIST
 THIS IS MY CLONE
TUBA HERO
GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU: HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CITRIC ACID... MAKE LEMONADE
IS IT SOLIPSISTIC IN HERE, OR IS IT
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WHERE'S MY CHILD SUPPORT, BITCH?
I WILL NOT BECOME A STRIPPER
THE DOG HUMPS ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
PLAYGROUND PIMP
ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB
BABY CARE INSTRUCTIONS
ARE YOU MY DADDY?
INSERT TITTY HERE
I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS
KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAPS
HUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD
RECENTLY EVICTED
ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
TOO CUTE TO PLAY WITH YOUR UGLY ASS KID
MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING
I SPENT 9 MONTHS IN THE HOLE
FUCK THE MILK
MY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE
DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE THERE'S A GODDAMN BABY IN THE ROOM
CUTER THAN BABY JESUS
CRAPPED MY PANTS... TOOK A NAP... SUCKED SOME TITTIES... HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
I'M THIS MANY (MIDDLE FINGER)
I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES
I TORE MOMMY A NEW ONE
NOW THAT I'M SAFE I'M PRO CHOICE
I ATE MY TWIN
POOPING IN PROGRESS
BABY (NOT MIDGET) DO NOT TOSS
THEY SHAKE ME
I SHIT MY PANTS
I'M SO CUTE I MUST HAVE BEEN ADOPTED
I'VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN OBAMA
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