Your
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For the past year or so, I've recieved your
newsletter. I have laughed,
laughed so had in fact that I have lost part of my ass. I read your
shirts
and giggle like a schoolgirl, and you guys kick ass. Well, did kick
ass, now
I think the right word is lick ass. Why the fuck would you do something
so
stupid as to cave to all the bitches out there who don't want to
see those
shirts made? You are a prime example of how there is no more free
speech
anymore. So, in closing, Fuck yourselves. Fuck youselves with broomsticks.
Rape your mother with a food processor for all I care, but I have
lost all
faith in you. I hope you catch syphillis and die a horrible painful
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I'm disappointed to see you are removing
your Worse than Hell section.
The remaining t-shirts are so lame my priest won't even use them
to
whipe his cum off my back. However,
your ISP will be happy to see your traffic dwindle.
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YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU
SCARED TO CROSS THE "LINE" AND
PRINT SHIRTS THAT INSULT OR DEGRADE ANYONE. THATS NOT WHAT HAVING
BALLS IS ALL
ABOUT. IF I WANT SOFT ASS T-SHIRTS, THEN I WOULD GO TO PUSSIES-R-US
TO BUY MY T
SHIRTS. ANYBODY CAN KEEP IT REAL, BUT ONLY SOME CAN KEEP IT RIGHT
AND FEWER
STILL CAN KEEP IT FUNKY. YA HEARD!!! HOLLA. |
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Subject: T-SHIRT HEAVEN
DEAR GUTLESS,
THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FREEDOM IN THIS
COUNTY IS BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF WHETHER PEOPLE AGREE
OR NOT!!
YOU GUYS I THINK, HAVE JUST DONE A VERY
UNAMERICAN THING......JUST MY LITTLE OLD OPINION......
A T-SHIRT WEARING AMERICAN
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I've been a huge fan of your guys work for
quite a while now. I even worked
in the tshirt industry and applied for a graphic design position
at your
company. Tonight I needed a laugh and went to your website to see
your
announcement about worse than hell. You bunch of fucking dried up
vagina's!
What the fuck is the deal about the owner suddenly starting to need
to
change his tampon. Wah wah, boohoo
I hurt people with my shirts. No fucking shit that's why
they were constantly funny and made people laugh. It's like watching
a
retard fall of a bike, you know it's wrong but it's still fucking
funny as
shit.
Within three months you guys will be yet
another run of the mill, washed up
tshirt company. Desperately trying to seek extra business by throwing
shirts
on ebay. If I ever contract the aids virus, I have just added
you to my list
of people to rape. So fuck you all. You went completely soft on
me, and as
far as i'm concerned you can lick my shit encrusted taint.
One of your ex-fans
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FUCK YOU! There was no line you fucking
idiot. Name one thing you refused to make a T-Shirt about. You crossed
every boundary could ever thought of you cock biting fuck stick.
That is what made you SO much better than all the rest. You saw
that everyone was a bunch of pussies. But now you are the chlamydia
dripping cunt. Go fuck your self. You talked all the talk. You made
your self out to be the fucking light at the end of the tunnel.
But you fucking gave in to something. I don’t know if you
found god or your mom yelled at you that whore. You hypocrite. Every
email I waited for you to put down another ass hole who got offended
by a shirt. You called them out. You are now them. You are that
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seriously, youre a fucking turncoat. You
have lost many fans because
of this. By creating a line you have taken away what separated you
from others. I had several shirts I was going to purchase from you
in
the near future but on principle I cannot buy them now. I hate you
bitch. |
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I'm curious, did your dildo run out of batteries
when you decided to take down
the "worse than hell" section?... Or did you just lose
your sense of self
worth whiling being anally raped by Louie Anderson? Either way...
your
convictions have receded. I thought your email was a joke until
I got to the
end and realized it wasn't funny, but sad. Sad because you have
failed at
everything you ever set out to complete. You gave up. If you are
as smart as
you like to portray, then you should notice that this will make
all of the
people I who hate you happy, the ones who like you mad, and the
ones who don't
care will still only download internet porn and masturbate until
their rocket
is red, (I know... it took me a while to find tshirthell.com) All
I'm saying
is why "move the line"? Not long ago you were completely
adamant about the
line previously drawn. This change seems to me to be an attempt
at selling
out, which isn't unreasonable... My sorry ass would sell out in
a second, but
you always said you wouldn't. I don't respect liars. Anyway... I
have plenty
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Your sheenie masters finally putting a leash
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I cant believe you have removed your 'Worse
than hell section'!!!
You are a complete coward!
All your bitchy comments against those cussing you for making hectic
tshirts and you only go and have the section they aremoaning about
removed.
How dare you.
You can do whatever the fuck you like?
Bullshit!
You cant do fuck all. Blatantly you've been arse raped by lawyers
so
much your getting fed up with losing barstools.
Your company means nothing anymore, nothing!
Its not www.tshirthell.com/politicallycorrecthypocriticalwhineybitchwankers
You all deserve to burn for doing a complete 180 and becoming sad
twats that do what other people tell them too.
You're fucking soda stream cola.
All that wank you wrote in your newsletter wasnt worth the energy
you
jabbing at the keyboard in the vain attempt to make it look like
you
hadnt been fucked over by someone and forced into doing it.
You may be rich but frankly all the money in the world wouldnt make
me
want to create what has to be the best retail site known to man
and
then go and take a big steamy piss on all it stands for.
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well i neevr knew you had a gurlfriend how
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you little fucks are a bunch of fucking
sell outs no more Worse Than Hell,
too busy gangbanging your inbred fucking deformed mother I gather?
you are a
buch of sad little shit head sell outs... trying to send out this
pussy ass
news letter saying its your doing it because you want to... right
who the
fuck are you kidding grow a pair and put the site back up you hipocrytic
cum
guzzling nut suckers. |
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Subject: and i still hate blax
Dear Mr.Schwartz
IT is a shame that you, of all people, have fallen to the man.
You're a bunch of ass kissing, hypocrite, tail-between-your-legs
sellouts.
The worse than hell section on your website
was truly revolutionary and I read your outrageous newsletters
each month out of profound respect for how far you have managed
to take your right to the freedom of speech...
Having once justified your products as
being all in good humor you have fallen vicitim to your very critics
who couldn't wait for the day.
You may not have realized that your webstie's
business and exposure was based entirely on how far you dared
to push the boundries. Now you will lose both face and business.
You're a bunch of pussies.
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I just wanted to thank you for removing
those AWFUL tshirts from your
website. Me and my bridge club were so offended by those dirty shirts
and
now I'm glad that nobody will ever be able to look at them again.
Maybe you
could use the extra space that was worse than hell and turn it into
some
sort of baby daycare or just a page with pictures of flowers and
winnie the
pooh. Just a suggestion, anyway again good job on removing that
which made
me a customer and a newsletter recipient. We've got half the shirts
down,
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i enjoyed the beyond hell shits. your a
fagitt dont choke bring back this.fuck the niggers and kikes if
they cant take a joke. id like one of the hittler shirts. and the
arrest black babies before they become crimminals.if i can get these
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Dear Tshirthell,
I regret that you have decided to take down your worse than hell
section. It stirs within me a sadness so deep and cumbersome. It
also stirs within
me an anger that can only be released by cursing at you. You are
bastards.
You run things how you see fit, I acknowledge and accept this, but
I have a
right to an opinion. Those whinny bitches that have been so negatively
effected by your shirts have an opinion. Granted it is the WRONG
one, they have
an opinion nonetheless. What the fuck are you trying to pull? I've
read that
shit you wrote about Maxim and The Rollingstones. You claimed that
they
were pussies because they were afraid to be on the edge. I laughed,
I laughed
a good damn hard laugh of joy when I read that motherfucking shit.
And now
you pull this shit. You take yourself right off the edge. You were
so good.
Now you are cheap, you are a Mexican hooker; I can buy 10 of you
for 3
American dollars. It disturbs me greatly. Why would you do this?
Also charity?
When did you start donating shit to needy people? Before you would
have told
those needy bitches to get a motherfucking job and stop asking for
handouts.
Now you have sold your soul for them. That isn't the Tshirthell
I know and
love.....not at all. You try to tell us the consumer that you are
going to
keep selling offensive shirts. What's next? Are too many people
going to be
negatively affected by your crappy shirts.......because that's all
the
loyal people have left. The shit. You ask us to remain loyal. Well,
I have to
answer your question with a question. Can you suck my dick for me
while shoot
a load of cum into your mouth? Please.....be serious. I need to
speak
seriously for a moment, and I would like a response on the same
echelon of
seriousness. How did it happen? How did you lose your balls? What
it a lawnmower
accident? A mountain snake? You were mouth fucking a horse and it
bit? You
need to grow them back. How were these pussies hurt? How were they
needlessly hurt? They couldn't been physically hurt by your shirt,
and physical
pain is the only real pain that a man can understand. I understand
now that you
are no longer men. You are servants of weaklings. You have become
everything that you bitched about so long. You tricked us. You have
really become
what you hate the most, I'm not talking about a blind black homosexual
midget,
you have become a bitch. A stupid little bitch that has lost so
much
respect from the consumer. Now I must senselessly curse you out,
I apologize, just
like you apologized to those bitchy motherfuckers that were hurt.
You
stupid motherfucking cunt bastards, fuck you needle dicks, you are
dirty fuck
wads. You are no better that fucking used tampons you motherfucking
shit fucks.
You twat motherfuckers. You make me want to throw up and fucking
drown in my
own fucking vomit than spend another moment living with you on the
same
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NOT THE WORSE THAN HELLL !!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ugh..
the shit that was on your worse than hell section is no worse
than
anything we hear on the enws these days, ya'll just put it into
different
contexts. so even though you guys arn't advertising the shirts
anymore,
will you still be selling them?? And if you're not selling them,
maybe
donate on or two to a loyal customer, eh? Good luck regardless,
hopefully when society pulls it's head out of it's ass, it will
have a big
mouthful of shit and wont be able to talk shit. people complain
about the
stupidist shit. haha would ya look at that, im such a hipocrite.
John
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Subject: Sickening
You make me puke. The "Worse Than Hell" section was the
only thing
left in the world that made me laugh. I hope you go drown in a pile
of
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Subject: Where's worse than hell?
One minute I'm shooting some kids at my
local school, trying to get onto
the next school shootings t-shirt, the next minute everything's
gone!
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I can't believe you guys took out worse
than hell most likely because a few comments about how rude and
crude the shirts were. I was going to purchase several of those
shirts and now you took them out. No one is politically correct.
You should tell those who complained to suck a fat one and get over
it. You pussies, you can never please every one. You should bring
worse than hell back and soon.
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Hello, I am just wondering what led you
to take down your worse then hell section of the site? Was it legal
trouble? How could you take it down?! That's just wrong! I for one
will miss its racist point of views and offensive materials and
am sure many others will too. I only hope you can find a way to
make up for it.
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you pussy mother fucker! you have the best
t-shirt website on the internet and you bitch out, get rid of your
worse than hell section, and now donate to charities. you might
want to hang on to some of that money, you'll need it when nobody
wants to buy watered down t-shirts from some loser that got his
balls clipped. why don't you just stick with iron on hearts and
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This sucks ass... I'm going to have to make
a new T-Shirt myself that says
"Aaron Schwarz took all his cool shirts and shoved them up
his goatse
sized asshole". You were so cutting edge. Like a razor. This
is
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hey sick fuckheads,
what the hell was wrong with the idea`s
I sent to you obviously blind and retarded buttmunchers?
allthough I don`t really give a rats ass about wether or not you
bunch of
babybutt-sniffers use any of my lovely sick psychotic shit in any
way ( for
all I care you print it out on
a pile of A-4`s and wipe youre asses with them, or print them on
thousands
of low quality fabric t-shirts and make millions.)
ìt`s all the same to me....I`ll be a drunk bum anyway, keeping
up my
family`s tradition proudly.
But it`s clear why you tired sons o`bitches named the lazy bitch-contest
what you did;...you dillholes really are lazy bitches....
with all that spare time you have from sexualy molesting farm animals,
dodging bullits, reading youre daily death threats, and attending
rape-trails,,
I`m sure you cross-eyed scat-lovers, could at least
open and read some of my idea`s for youre stinky t-shirts
or in some form appreciate the 15 minutes of hard labour
it took me to come up with over 40 of the sickest, demonic
deranged, qoute`s and phrases you schizofrenic donkey-fuckers will
ever hear
or see...let alone come up with ..
I guess true talent for this crap is wasted on retards,
internet-sex-addicts, and people who can`t read.
I may have to consider starting my own bussiness and
out-sell you demented grandpa-rapists.
are you stinkers autistic or somethin`?
what`s wrong with you wankers? just print some my shit!
is that so hard? I don`t even want the money,you were never gonna
pay to me
(or anyone) anyway.I`d probably spend it on dope, booze and mangy
street-hookers...
but you bare-backin`,ass-rimmers have to admit
some of my shit is better than most of the lame crap
youre ass-kissin`dog-turd sniffers ever came up with...
aaah, fuck it.
just be youre blind, dumb-ass selves ,see if I care...
in the mean time,you just keep doin`what
you do....
`cause to be honest; I sort of like it ,don`t ask me why...
just keep pissin`of virtualy everyone who`s up-tight, self-rightious,
handicapt...or just plane old.
I guess it`s as good a time-killing activity as any.
see, whenever I`m not busy fucking my chiuauhua or re-decorating
the
ceiling and walls of my 1- room appartment
with a mixture of my own shit,,some of my dog`s and the xxxxx-tra
large
daipers I steal from my grandma`s undies,( bat-cave kind of style,,you
dig?)
then, pissing of everything with a heartbeat is my favorite
activity! it`s good, clean fun, like bathing with a bunch of five
year-old
girls,and teaching them to stay underwater longer and free willy
while
they`re at it, right?...
life is peachy...and fuzzy too
I know I`ll probably never get any kind answer from
you bunch of rotting corpses, in fact ,I don`t even want to.
by the time that big fuckin`asteroid nasa says is gonna
miss this deseassed turd of galactic vomit by about
40 km., hits the bull-eye, 25-five years from now,
I`ll be happy to be there and get to see it happen.
It gave me a purpose, a new meaning, a reason to live
again making as many baby`s as I can, you know;doin my part to
increase the
armageddon-death rate...fucking anything that can stand on it`s
hind-legs
for at least 2 seconds. just before the biggest party ever
we`ll all go to t-shirt hell and steal the barely,funny
la(te)st "End of the world; ain`t it Cool? " fuck-rags
, wear them ,and
nothing else....we`ll all be equally naked in the ass of the lord..
far-fetched you say?.....we`ll see...
hey, a guy can dream can`t he?
god, I`m so bored with raping my dog,,sodomizing
my demented enema-addicted
a 112 year-old
grannie...or circumsizing myself while shitting on a diner-plate
on
christmass-eve... hoping Santa has a thing for me...
but I guess I`m preaching to the choir,huh?
it all sounds uncanningly familiar ,doesn`t it ?after all,this
world is not
all that dissappointing,right?
so................... what`s the point to all this?
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
why can`t you just ask me something that matters ,like;
'what`s on M-tv? ' or "when`s that freakin`wellfare-
check due?" or even;" how come changing my grandma`s
daiper once a month always gives me a hard-on like a truck load
of viagra?!
those are things that make life interresting and worth living!!!
that`s it for now, ì`ll be sure
to barf in youre mailbox
again sometime. Don`t mention it..........it`s nothin`compared
to the good chuckles and giggles some of youre outragiously
overprized crap has given me in desprate times....so
DON`T THANK ME FOR IT,....THAT`S JUST THE KIND OF GOOD FRIEND
AND NEIGHBOOR
I AM...
truly, deeply
analy probed,
lou cifer.
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i am personally appalled that you guys would
take down the worsethanhell section. I am a frequent visitor and
customer of tshirthell.com, and a good majority of the tshirts i
shop for appear in the worsethanhell section. If your site does
not have the testicular fortitude to stand up against political
correctness, to where will generation y turn? Please reconsider--your
customers would be behind you in any legal trouble you might encounter.
If you guys do not, at least place the "I <Plane> NY"
and "My mexican works for less than your mexican" shirts
in the regular section.
Sincerely,
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Subject: Got Balls?
nah, just kiddin'? lol. just got
your news of the passing, if you will, of
worse than hell (in what i imagine You would describe as a pretty
sissified,
can i pleeeeez lick your balls, mr/mz politically-correct manner
~ ahahah.
:)~ humm.... be that as it may, good for you. :) i absolutely
Love & look
forward to your monthly/whatever-the-fuck-i-wanna-send-a newsletter(s)
~
man, your writing style is totally hillarious! & being that
i'm a pretty
arrogant fuck too, bashing the common idiot has always been a
fun way to
whittle away a day (next to rolling drunks and overtipping prostitutes,
of
course - lol), and you have truly taken the concept of humor as
a sword to
an all new level. it's beautiful ~ sometimes i swear i can almost
hear the
whimpering from here~lol. and your shirts Rock!!!! that said,
yeh, this
clusterfuck we call a country has some pretty serious issues (i.e.,
these
people is Whack!!), and maybe it's time to chill out just a bit.
i got me
some schoolin' and a rather razor-sharp sense of humor myself,
but a few of
those shirts kinda made me feel a little ughhhhh...???, ya know?
lol. and
funny as they are, being the sensitive little bitch that i am
(& too poor to
hire a bodyguard ;), i couldn't imagine actually wearing them.
maybe i'm
justa pussy ~ i dunno, but i just don't believe (as much as i'd
like to),
that the polarized state of the union is merely the result of
the dumbing
down of society. there's gotta be a lot more to it than that,
and perhaps
the only way we really can advance (i.e, Grow The Fuck Up!), is
with a
little unity and understanding in all of our communications, even
a t-shirt.
(holy shit, did i just turn gay??!!!) (j/k~ i already Am gay!!
LOL) Anyway,
so i guess i'm just trying to say good for you for giving your
quiet space a
voice & saying fuck you to the other side for a change. having
been an avid
reader of your irreverent prose for some time now, i gotta say
i'm not all
that surprised. :)~ so cheers to the future, to new shirts &
to brittney
coming on My tits someday! LOL. peace out.
joy
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YOU SELL OUT PIECE OF SHIT!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS
WRONG WITH YOU. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET RID OF
THE WORSE THEN HELL SECTION!
YOUR T SHIRTS WERE FUNNY AS FUCK AND I
REALLY THOUGHT THAT HATE MAIL DIDNT
CONCERN YOU BUT NOW YOUR PUSSY MUST BE HURTING AND YOU BECAME
A FLAMING
HOMOSEXUAL!
I AM NEVER FUCKING ORDERING ANOTHER TSHIRT
FROM YOUR SELLOUT ASS.
YOU NEVER WERE RACIST BECAUSE YOU MADE
FUN OF EVERYONE. THE PEOPLE WHO DID
NOT SEE THAT ARE JUST RETARTED.
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE TO GET RID OF YOUR BEST
SHIRTS YOU DUMB FUCK
ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING SELLOUT
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You guys fucking suck. and by the way, it
does make you a sell out and lame, but it also makes you a puss.
i can't beleave you guys are getting rid of the best shirts you
have just because the owner is getting old and closer to death and
wants to get right with god. fuck you guys and fuck you're old lame
boss and fuck you're moms and fuck you're servers and fuck you're
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To Douche McBag,
What the fuck are you doing? Eliminating "Worse Than Hell"?
What, did you not have enough cocks up your ass to keep ignoring
the
whining hypocritical bitches? You PRIDE yourself on offense, yet
now
all of a sudden Mr. McBag says "affect[ing] many people in
a negative
way is just not exciting to me anymore". It's not all about
YOUR
excitement, McBag, some of us still have fun with these shirts.
But
it's not just about offending people. I looked to these shirts as
the
epitome of the first amendment. I looked to them because I knew
there
were no boundaries whatsoever and that was the point. But that is
no
longer true. You yourself have brought hypocracy, limitation, and
boundaries into your workplace and have dissapointed people who
truly
appreciate what you do. Suck my
balls,
Some Tree-Hugging Faggot
New Hampshire
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Aaron,
Either you finally got laid, and it's some bleeding heart-still
has 99 stuffed animals on her bed bitch, or you've lost your ball
(or a legal decision). Even a rotating selection of Worse Than Hell
would be acceptable as opposed to ditching them all.
I agree that some went way over the top, but that's me...there's
some shirts I got that others don't like. My answer to them, "don't
look at it".
I suppose if it's a legal thing (which I suspect may have something
to do with it) it's for the best. I mean, better to have most of
your shirts and lose a few great ones than lose them all!
Well, I will cherish and faithfully wear the WTH shirts I already
have. If you are looking to dump your back-stock of the now deleted
shirts, could you please reply to thins e-mail
with the ones you are no longer going to carry? I'll try to buy
a few. Thanks for the laughs and
great shirts,
Jim
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hey Schwarz,
You say "I started this web site on my terms and will continue
to run it as I see fit. Removing shirts that affect many people
in a negative way is just not exciting to me anymore and that
doesn’t make me lame or a sell out. It would only be a sell
out if I sold shirts that I no longer agreed with just to make
a profit. It would be lame to let someone else tell me how to
run my business. I still have a great team. We still have the
best artists, and the most talented writers, and we will continue
to make the most kick ass t-shirts around."
Well I think you're a fucking sell out,
regardless of what you say. Not exciting to you anymore? I say
that you are just tired of fighting for what you like and believe
in. I geuss I should have bought the worst than hell shit earlier,
before you folded, you pansy ass.
What happened to all of the good ass comebacks
to all of the lame ass folks writing in to you and complaining
about your shit? What is just a bunch of BS and you don't really
feel that way.
Thanks for letting us all down pansy ass.
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Aaron, as well as everyone else involved
in Tshirthell, While I am shocked
and dissappointed in the removal of "Worse Than Hell",
I
am proud of your mature steps to secure the company. The announcement
of the
new 30% donation of profits towards charity also hit home, because
while I
enjoy making fun of the homeless, I donate 5% of my "dryhump
for dollars"
earnings to better aid them. I don't believe that you are selling
out in any
way, because like you said, you are still selling the shirts you
so choose.
With that said, I will remain a loyal customer because your company
still
produces the greatest fucking tshirts I have come across!
Best wishes and all my support,
Nina the stripper |
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Let me tell you how fucking disappointed
I am that "Worse than Hell"
has been taken down. I liked the
Worse than Hell section because the shirts were the
crudest things out on the market. Any slack-jawed retard can make
fun
of single mother strippers or Britney Spears. It takes a certain
gusto though to make fun of cervical cancer or a woman getting
plowed
by a horse.
They were taken down because they offend
people? No fucking way.
You're kidding, right? Who would have thought? Even I can understand
taking them down, but then to turn around and donate money to
the
people you offended? Why the fuck would you donate money to women
that have cervical cancer? Their fuckholes are already ruined.
What
good are they now?
You know, there was a time when I hated
these soft people who think
laughing at others misfortunes is wrong. You know who I hate now?
People who used to think it was cool but sell out. Are you some
sort
of half-assed born again?
In all seriousness though, this world has
bigger fish to fry than a
couple of nasty t-shirts. Maybe if people spent more time working
on
the larger issues than who is making fun of whom, we could make
some
progress. And that is the gist of this letter. I thought the worse
than hell shirts showed these people something. If your biggest
complaint is a few t-shirts then the world is better off than
you
think.
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I have been a loyal customer and fan of
your sight for years. I can't count
how many people I have sent to your sight to buy shirts or just
to be
shocked and amused. After reading your responses to people who sent
in hate mail
to you, I couldn't agree more with your responses to them. Therefore
it pains
me greatly to see you bow down to what I'm sure is an outside influence.
You say in your statement that you're not a sell out because you're
not selling
shirts that you don't agree with. You and I both know that statement
is
absurd. You are, without a doubt, the most hypocritical sell out
I have ever
had the misfortune of stumbling across. What are you pining for,
some
corporate sponsorship? You have just done what no one else has been
able to do: you
shut the mouth of the most socially satirical sight on the net.
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Rape. Murder. Natural disasters. Racial
discrimination. You had them all
in spades. Oh well, at least
the market is open for an upstart T-Shirt company to
carry on where you weaked out. Honestly, why so fervently defend
something and then completely turn your back on it? It's like
when
Metallica made an MTV video after swearing never to do so. Now
look
where they are. Clearly, most of the enjoyable shirts were in
the
section of your company's website that is now missing. I used
to laugh
at every update. The misfortune of others IS hilarious, whether
you now
choose to ignore it or not. Wasn't that the premise of selling
such
things in the first place, to cause a bit of controversy? Isn't
that why
you got into the media spotlight, because you were edgy? Now it's
just
tame nonsense, like Terminator 3.
I thought you would always stand as a bastion
of accepting the fact that
the world is ridiculous, and needs to be made fun of. Where can
we turn
to, for bad taste, outrageously offensive material? Well, the
rest of
the internet, I guess. You might still have "plenty of insane,
dirty,
twisted shirts", but you're no longer going to have the monopoly
of the
market, because you cannot stand your ground. Getting hate mail
was the
perfect reason to continue upsetting thousands of people, it means
that
you're popular. WERE popular. You should have continued to be
thick-skinned, and accept that not everybody "gets it."
I mourn the loss
of what was a fantastic idea, now forever rubbished by a guilty
conscience.
It's as though you're a pay-for-nudity
website, and you've taken away
the nudity, but still want the pay. Ain't gonna happen.
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Dear T-Shirt Hell,
I am writing in regards to your removal of the worste than hell
section of
you website. It seems to me that you bent over backwards to the
numerous
asshole consumers who you consistantly poked fun at in your newsletter.
This is
not only sad, it is spineless. So you took down the shirts paticular
groups
found offensive, but when will it end? Where is the line drawn between
pleasently offensive and too far? I say there is no fucking line,
and i respected
you for your ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
But
what now? Its not like im going to pull my name from your mailing
list or some
shit like that, im just pissed off because you people are slacking
off on
what was once a proud example of freedom of speach. Feel free to
bash this
letter in whatever way you see fit in your next newsletter but you
will allways
know the truth, that you lost your nerve the minute you started
listening to
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Dear T-Shirt Hell,
I and 3 of my close friends have been loyal
customers for 2 years,
collectively purchasing over 75 of your shirts for ourselves,
friends and
family. Your shirts, website, and emails have been a constant
source of much
needed irreverant humor in the middle of this ultra politically
correct
world-gone-mad!
Today is a horribly sad day....the day
that you sell out to the wimps,
whiners, and pussies that have made this country afraid to laugh
and live
the lives that we all should. You have pulled your "worse-than-hell"
section
beacuse you are afraid that you have (gasp!) offended people.
Now you have become what you most despised...The
Gym teachers that make
their students jump rope without a rope so that none of them feels
like a
loser who can't JUMP A FUCKING ROPE!...the coaches who play ball
without a
ball so that uncoordinated headgear wearing nerds won't feel anymore
suicidal than they already do!...Corporations who use the phrase
"his/her"
AND" he/she" 80 THOUSAND TIMES in their corporate literature
for fear that a
carpet munching bull dyke in eastern Ohio is going to sue them
for "gender
oppression" because her job title was referred to as a salesman
and not a
salesPERSON!!!
Congrats on becoming the pussies that you've
worked so hard to agitate,
aggravate, and mock in order to teach them a lesson...LIGHTEN
UP!!!
I am disgusted by your weakness and can
only assume that Aaron Schwarz's
girlfriend must've had a kid w/ autism and he decided that Autism,
in fact,
did NOT rock...maybe his mom got cervical cancer and it ate her
pussy faster
than he could! Quite frankly...I don't care.
You say that you hope that your loyal fans
will continue to be loyal. That's
like standing by and wathcing your friend get the shit kicked
out of him by
10 guys and then expecting him to help you out when you get jumped.
YOU HAVE
BEEN DISLOYAL TO US, YOUR TRUE FANS, by pulling your funniest
shirts. And
now you expect us to just forget the fact that you are sellouts
and continue
doing business with you? Hell No!
I know that neither I, nor my friends,
comprise all your business...but I
can assure you that you have lost the small percentage of business
that we
do represent...and we will do our best to encourage all others
who buy your
products to take their business elsewhere. You aren't the only
irreverant
T-shirt Co on the web anymore kids. Oh and by the way, these days,
there ARE
plenty of shirts with your same slogans in the mall.
You suck and your dad swallows
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t-shirt hell went soft? say it aint so?
tell me this is all some horrible
dream and i will be waking up soon. jesus
christ is nothing holy? does nothing go un-censored in this world?
where do we go now to find someone who doesn't self censor?
i guess it's time to take one last look
around the site, and then never
come back again. i just hope there is someone out there who isn't
afraid.
god save us.
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Subject: YOU FUCKING SUCK
The only reason I would ever check out
your site if for "worse than hell". The fact that you
have "voluntarily" chosen to remove it shows me your
a fucking dumb bastard with no real business sense. As soon as
you make a little money, you fucking lose sight of what got you
there in the first place. Maybe now the circle of people the owner
hangs with frowned upon worse than hell. What a bitch. I hope
your fucking site never sells another T-shirt, and lets see how
quickly you bring back "worse than hell" when your sales
numbers plummet. Fuck off and go broke, you morally bankrupt son
of a bitch.
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you are now whacked and i hope your business
fails. we THOUGHT you had
balls , but obviously do not. i will never visit your site again
you balless
creature.
ps. i think you got your ball sued off and a lawyer made you take
down the
shirts PUNK
your truely
someone
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I've been a fan of your site for quite a
few years
now. I've bought 5 shirts from you
guys so far and
planned on buying more in the near future. As a matter
of fact, I was planning on placing an order in about
two weeks. But you seem to have taken down my favorite
section so you would hurt any more people's
"feelings". Of course
that's your choice & I really can't call you
a sellout, but you are a pussy nonetheless. I wore
your shirts with pride. I knew if I felt like buying a
shirt with a funny saying on it I wouldn't have to
limit myself to the shit they sell at Target or the
shopping mall, I could come to you guys and you'd have
something that suited me just perfectly. Not anymore.
I'll be completely honest, your regular shirts suck.
The only shirts I ever bought were from your Worse
than Hell section. But since that's out of the picture
I guess my business with you is as well. Thanks for
turning your back on everyone, I'm sure the
Christians, retards, and niggers are going to love you
for it.
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you lame pieces of shit succumbed to pious
bullshit artist crying racist and got rid of the most logical statement
any of your shirts ever advised!!
Lock Black Babies Up Before They Become
Criminals!!
You suck!!
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Oh my fuckin' God! You bitch ass pussies.
You guys finally cracked to the
right-wingers didn't ya? Hahahahaha!
Or did you guys see the Virgin Mary appear on a dog turd and converted
to
one of the many branches of Jesusism?
Man, I laughed so fucking hard at your lame ass cop out (no wait,
its a
"press release") it was difficult to breathe after. Hahaha!
Oh how the mighty have fallen. And fallen hard they have. For all
the shit
you guys spewed on other people (FHM, Rolling Stone), you guys REALLY
take the
cake on how to PUSSY OUT like a schoolyard bully when confronted
by BIGGER
bullies. Oh, and sorry to point it out, but by "removing the
shirts that
affect people in a negative way" you are SELLING OUT, and most
of all: FUCKIN
LAME. And this is coming from someone whose race was made fun of
in one of your
"Worse than Hell" t-shirts you pussies. Oh well, see ya'
guys later you big
sissies. Hahaha!
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i am sad that you removed the worse then
hell site. i looked forward
to purchasing some of the wonderful items on the site. as a full
blooded native american and father of two, i wore my shirts, both
hilter shirts and the necro pedo shirt, with pride. please find
it in
your heart to return the worse then hell site. please, think of
the
children.
--
I will violate your slowly rotting corpse in front of your loved
ones.
Because i care.
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Man I used think u were cool.
At last someone who had the balls to make sell and defend some funny
ass
shirts
And now after all your rants about how folks shouldn't get offended
and just
see the humor you now close the worse than hell section
With a big apology to all those you made fun of...
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I have been coming to your site for a long
time now and no matter
what kind of mood I'm in I always laugh my ass off. I recently made
my first
purchase (the mellow kitty tee for my sister, one of the many people
I've sent to
your site). Now your going soft and removing the "worse than
hell" section?
What the fuck? Let me guess you found Jesus, didn't you, or was
it a girl, I
bet it was a girl, you pussy whipped little bitch. I will visit
your site again
in the near future if the "worse than hell" section is
still absent I will
have made my first and last purchase from T-shirt hell, and will
not tell any one
else about your site. So fix it, take an aspirin, get a colonic,
whetever,
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You sir, are a dirty fucking sell out.
Not only
that, but you are a hypocrite. Why have a monthly email making
fun of all the poor losers without a sense of humor, and then
become one?
I hope you die a horrible, bloody death
for this betrayal. I will not
forget this.
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Subject: Schwarz you pussy.
This is regarding the removal of the "Worst then Hell Section".
WTF dude, you were quoted in saying "But a lot of people
were needlessly hurt and upset by the shirts on our website, and
for that I want to apologize."
All I have to say is you one major fag
for doing that. And you even said in your outgoing email that
no "outside" influences interfered with you decision,
with is also bullshit because if it didn't interfere with your
decision then you wouldn't have apologized nor would you be donating
any money. And why the hell are you donation money, what do you
care about charities for, they get enough money from people who
actually give a shit about them and probably wouldn't want money
from a guy sells "Worst then hell Shirts." and then
turns around an apologizes like some queer becasue he hurt someones
feelings. Boo fucking hoo. Get some balls dude and stop being
such a hypocrite.
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Wazzupperz... you don't need me to tell
you shit about myself, who I am, what my beliefs are so on and so
forth. All I am is just another kid out there who has been receiving
your newsletter and a visitor of your site for a few years now.
Sad to say, and maybe it's not even worth including because you'll
prolly think I am a waste-of-space douchelard, but although I've
really wanted to, I have not yet purchased any merchandise yet from
your site, even though I have really wanted to but have always been
too broke to afford anything, much less the s&h, which is what
always kills me. As a result, my clothes are stinky and worn. In
fact, the pants I'm wearing were given to me by my friend's mom,
my friend being rich enough to buy shit from you guys (he has the
'There are 2 people fucking on the back of this shirt just kidding
believe in jesus' one). I parade around in them everyday, and even
go swimming in them cuz theyre my newest piece of clothes. Anyways,
the point being is that even more so than dreaming about rockin'
your guys' apparel, I was entertained by the poignant and uplifting
stories and messages you produce on your site and in your newsletters.
I was always impressed by the synergy of your creativity and balls
to produce a source of entertainment so powerful that I could always
rely on it to rouse a chuckle out of me. Shit, I must unabashedly
say, that sometimes I'd read that shit and wish that I knew you
clever bunch of assholes and was a part of your team cuz you guys
just don't give a fuck, and that's a crisp breath of fresh air from
the ignorant bastards I have to deal with on a daily basis. Maybe
it's just me, to this day I don't understand how people can be offended
by words. Most shit that comes out of people's mouths are lies,
euphemisms, and jests anyways, so what's so bad about seeing some
wittily arranged words on a tshirt? Especially if it addresses race,
religion, mental wellness, sexual orientation, and mindless human
behaviors. I mean, this here is America, and the very basis of our
existence was founded on the fact that we'd put all of those factors
aside to work together to achieve life, liberty and crap like that.
I frown upon anyone who would actually take any of those tshirts
personally, and abhor the retards who actually write complaint mail
to you guys about them. Most of the ideas behind those shirts are
derived from inherently silly stereotypes, and who fuckin' spreads
stereotypical mentality? Insecure people who hate other people who
behave differently than what theyre accustomed to. The same people
that bitch and moan to you guys because they see everyone in different
colors, belonging to different religions, etc. Shit, were all fuckin'
human, we're all stupid in some way, and no one is really 'better'
than anyone else, so why do people try to divide everyone into different
categories? Because it's easy and a lot of fun to do, I guess. When
I read those shirts, I laugh because I think that its ridiculously
funny how much emphasis people put on those trivial matters. Who
gives a fuck if your skin is black, you live in fucking America,
you pay taxes, you speak english hopefully, and you're on the same
fucking path of financial and emotional survival as everyone else.
You fuck like everyone else, you shit like everyone else, so why
do we think that you don't work, stink, don't know who your dad
is, have a huge cock, etc.? Cuz some dickhead out there talked shit
about you and you didn't defend yourself. Cuz you believed the lies
and saw yourself as different. And so did a bunch of retarded people.
My mom is of Mexican descent and my dad is what one would call caucasian
but does that really change anything about me. Only if I were to
let it. Only if I were trying to fit into a certain group and not
be whatever the hell I wanted to be. We should just be laughing
at these stereotypes and how stupid and untrue they are than dwelling
on them as though they were the gospel. I mean, that's just how
I see it. You guys had your reasons for taking down the Worse than
Hell part of the site, I thought it was peachy but I guess it's
just a sign of the times that America, or really even the rest of
the world, isn't ready to laugh at that stuff yet. In a perfect
world, it really shouldn't matter, but maybe then if there was a
widely accepted viewpoint that everyone was the same and had no
knowledge of anyone being otherwise, no one wouldn't find that stuff
to be funny. Sorry, it's three in the morning and I don't know if
any of this stuff made any sense to you, but I was just trying to
express my opinion the best I could. You guys still rock in my wet
little book but it's disappointing to know that these close-minded
hypocrites ruined it for everyone by being so proud that they were
hurt by your malicious tshirts. And they'll be the same detestable
way for the rest of their lives. Making such a big deal about stupid
shit like skin color. 'Arrest black babies...' honestly though,
people. the funny thing about that is the image I get of a baby
ripped out of a mom's arms, handcuffed and thrown in a police car.
And what's the big deal about being a criminal, anyways? Most people
are or have been somehow. We are making some progress, though. Apparently
now you can say nigger and no one will get hurt. People are calling
each other that and it's the cool thing to do, like callin someone
'bro' or something. That's wonderful. Now a bunch of retards will
be able to sleep easy at night knowing that those evil tshirts aren't
being sold anymore on your site. They'll probably now be inclined
to still visit the site from time to time, and maybe even purchase
a tshirt of lighthearted and ambiguous fair, made out of the same
tshirt that maybe would have harbored one of the otherwise more
offensive designs had they not been forced to cease being produced.
So i guess in the end the 'majority' wins.
sincerely to the best of my ability,
aly
p.s. - it would still be interesting to
hear the exact motivation behind the removal of the worse-than-hell,
i was just inferring it was cuz of all the flak you got from those
nazis.. well, keep making those shirts and ill keep laughing and
maybe ill shortchange enough losers to be able to afford one soon
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You have turned into giant pussy. When did
T-shirt hell become a place for cunts and sissy-boys. I mean whats
the point now. Why go on living? You should really go and kill yourself.
That way we will have one less sissy-boy cunt in this world to be
influenced by mainstream society. Yes Uncle Sam, yes God, my shirts
were bad, I'll be a good little bitch and take them off my site.
Fuck that, fuck you, and fuck your site.
A once sincere fan and loyal enemy, |
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Removing Worse than Hell?
That was a pussy move my friend, and you know it. I bet deep down
inside you
feel like a huge gaping pussy just itching to squeeze out some pussy
juices
all over the flaming, wimpy shithole that you refer to as t-shirt
hell. More
like t-shirt fuckin purgatory. If that. Pussy. Sincerely,
One more former customer sadly shaking his head.
PS: Bet you won't put this email in your
newsletter, because that is
reserved for wimpy christian hate mail that you easily shoot down
with your
inane insults (and then finally caved into, huh?). That must be
because you
are a gigantic, Jewish pussy that even I,Jewboy extroardinaire,
wouldn't
want a piece of. You make me ashamed to be a member of the Jewish
race
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*slap* ~smack~ WTF!! That's ALL ya got to
say??? ~applause~ GO TO HELL, but
PlEase, mAy I come to?? I could Get The bitches into them T-shirts-
and
outta them after they're done you know---posing & shit....ya,,,,iI
could do
that,,sure...no fucking problem there....and fuck everyone who don't
wanna
support your site/t-shirt business Mr.A////they can go ahead &
CHOKE on
society's fat cock & shit their pants & die...wtf! blahblahblah
Keep doing what ya doing-----making a fucking
living---wtf is wrong with that??? and if they not selling,,,give
them to
the fucking homeless & let them march around in there NEW PROUD
T-SHIRT FROM
HELL....that'll say something to the others who are scared to be
real,
living up to societys expectations...oh what a fucked up world the
fucking
pilgrums have weaved----blahblahblah...thank you very fucking much---elvis
has left the building
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Oh Mr. T-Shirt Hell guy Aaron,
youre just having a case of irritable bowel syndrome after a week
of eating
matzoh.
Who wouldnt?
No more Worse Than Hell? Aw bummers...but you do,what ya got to
do...or in
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aww you guys feel bad about making some
of your shirts? you fucking pussies! either someone is leaning on
u and u break like a little bitch or you are trying to take off
some of your edge to make more $$$. i can respect greed, but u fucking
ass lickers pussied out. you little cunts.
now when i read your replies to people's emails i know they are
coming from a phoney bitch trying to act touch and raw. fucking
poseur! |
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yada yada yada.
I can hear fingers hitting keyboards, but all i read is "blah
blah blah"
pussy.
go find a foreskin...
then find some balls....
then fuck off anyway...
cunt. |
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In your own words....
“It was always my goal to make outrageous t-shirts.”
said Schwarz. “It was
always my intention to make people laugh. But a lot of people were
needlessly
hurt and upset by the shirts on our website, and for that I want
to apologize
Translation?: I'm a ball less cock sucker who no longer
believes in MY RIGHT to freedom of speech. I have caved under the
pressure
of those who believe I don't deserve my first amendment rights.
In the future
I hope to become more user friendly and plan to sell those WWJD
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Oh fuck you corporate pussy! Don't spoon
feed me your shit and call it
pudding. You're just as bad as the establishment that you used to
bash. You might have taken down the Worse Than Hell section but
your
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I always admired the fact you said what
you wanted no matter who it offended. Now you are only offending
those who wont sue or boycott. Been there , done that...you're a
sell out, so fuck you're politically correct fag lovin ass. Fuck
youself and eat a full bag of monkey shit, I'll make my own T shirts
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Wow, I've never written an e-mail to you
guys, but
After reading this newletter I feel I probably won't
be the only one. I respected T-shirt Hell for going
over the line to offend people, which I thought was
hilarious. I anticipated every e-mail because I loved
reading your comments to people's e-mails. I loved
laughing at your shirts because they made the world
just a little more funny. Sure they may have been
offensive to some anal people, but those are the same
people who need to lighten up and stop taking life so
serious. Now your going to stop making the shirts
because you "feel like it?" Not only that, you send
out a lame cop-out to try and cover it up. You sir,
truely are lamer than any one of those people who ever
sent you an e-mail that you made fun of. You pussied
out because you offended people, and I have lost my
respect for you, and I honestly don't care what you
have to say to that, because the opinion of lame,
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These messages you send out make my heart
all warm inside. It makes me feel
like you really care about the people sign up for your newsletter
and buy
your t-shirts. I think your one reason why America is so great but
next
time can you add a nigger or spic joke? |
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great, you
got rid of the Worse Than Hell section... who is the corporate pussy
now? |
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How can you quit selling your worse than
hell shirts (your best ones) and
still keep calling yourself t-shirt hell? Maybe you should change
you
webpage to mildlyoffensivetees.com, gearforqueers.com or tshirtlimbo.com. |
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Dear T-ShirtHeaven.com
I
WAS so impressed by your site's ability to cross all lines. Not
giving a
fuck about the content on your shirts. I am now thoroughly disgusted
with
yet another fall into mainstream.
How can this not possibly be seen as a
radical change? Its justified with
"Sometimes people grow, and change, and gain perspective"
WOW!!! I never heard that one before. Well
maybe from a politician. Huh what
was that Dubya Jr.?
That statement of yours may be true, and
it is your company to
do with what you desire but, you know what? The idea behind something
should
never change. Once that happens mediocrity follows. This in my
book is what
mainstream is all about. So, good luck with the sell-out, if it
makes you
more money, ALL THE POWER TO YOU.
So I will mourn the loss of a great site
to "personal
censorship" that explains itself away with a weak excuse.
I wish you luck
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WHAT A SELL OUT HACK. THE REASON YOUR SHIRTS
WERE GREAT IS BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T CARE IF THEY WERE OFENCEIVE. THIS IS THE SAME REASON PEOPLE
LIKE ME WORE
THEM , BECUSE WE DIDN'T CARE IF WE PISSED OFF GRANDMA. SO GO AHEAD
AND DO THE
BIG YELLOW SMILLY FACES AND PUPPY DOG SHIRTS. YOU NOW SUCK! |
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Caveman,
I mourn the loss of your testicles, since its obvious you don't.
I always hoped this would remain the type of website that wouldn't
cave to outside pressures. You can put up as many disclaimers and
denials, but the truth is, you are as spineless as all of the other
publications and websites you preached against. Oh, well, I guess
its back to my life of luxury and hot bitches...something you claim
to have, now most people won't believe it even if it's true.
Adios Motherfucker! |
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It's your business and can do whatever you
want with it, but by removing
that section you've just become WalMart. You trashed what made your
company
special. The controversy is what made you. I guess you really wouldn't
rather be fighting The Man. |
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U people fucking suck! WA WA WA you offended
somebody, why don't u make it happy T-shirt.com So what if worse
than hell offended some little bitch. Plenty of that shit offends
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You know.....I vouched for your website
untill the
"worse than hell" category was taken down. By removing
your category just because people were offended,
basically says to me that you guys are selling out.
Whatever happened to business ethics. If thats the
product you guys marlet, stick with it. You have to
break a few eggs to make an omlette. I know this
e-mail is probably pointless anyway but I have nothing
else to do in this boring class im currently siitting
in.
.......Later |
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you don't call yourself a sellout then what
do you call yourself? I know bitch its warm,wet and has lips give
up its a pussy. |
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I was planning on ordering some shirts from
your company till I seen that you
had pulled the "Worse than hell" category. To make matters
worse, you went
and apologized for selling those shirts and even have made it clear
that you're
gonna donate 30% of your future earnings from the sale of T-shirts
to those
groups in which you parodied. I say, thanks (Sarcasm) for showing
you're nothing
more than a pansey-ass, punk who cares what other people think.
Fuck them and
what they think. This is America and we have what's called "Freedom
of
speech". The same freedom of speech you used to show people
that you are in fact, A
pansey-ass pole smoker. At least us people with cash to spend, still
have
.com which is a better site anyways. |
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I am bothered by the fact you took down
the worse then hell section. How
can you apolagize for something as trivial as words on a tshirt.
I hope it
was done for a business reason such as a bunch of traffic to the
page but
no one actually buying them, which intern was wasting server bandwidth.
removed for content=gay removed for money=cool.
now i have to make extremly offensive shirts with crayons and markers.
P.S i know it says you removed for content
but saying you removed to save
server bandwidth doesnt get you a spot in the newspaper.
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Your pathetic man, people come to your site
(myself included) depressed with
life, needing a good laugh and you sold out man. Thats just sad.....
Bring
back worse than hell plz~! K THX |
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I just read the statement that the "Worse
Than Hell"
shirts are gone. You stated "Removing shirts that
affect many people in a negative way is just not
exciting to me anymore". Does that mean that stripping
your T-shirt off some hot babe doesn't do it for you
anymore or did you really mean that selling shirts
that affect many people in a negative way just doesn't
excite you anymore? Either way I am confused. Aren't
you the guy that not only does what he wants
regardless what other people say but even takes the
time to make fun of small minded people that think
they can tell you what to do or sell? What happened?
Did you get married and your wife was so offended by
the worse than hell section that she cut you off so in
order to get some you removed the shirts? I could
almost respect that since I am willing to do almost
anything for pussy myself (except letting Puritans
tell me what I can or cannot buy or wear). Being
pussy-whipped is not the end of the world-own up to it
and get it over with! You also state " It would be
lame to let someone else tell me how to run my
business". Isn't that what you just did? By the way,
it would not only be lame to let someone else tell you
what to do it would make you just another PUSSY like
all the others out there. In conclusion I would like
to say that having you out there fighting the man gave
me small hope that the puritan F**ks that seem to be
slowly taking over our once proud and beautiful
country weren't going to win. Well anyway, thanks for
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Ok, what the fuck? This isn't April 1st
so you can't just say April
Fools, although you should and make it all a big joke. You shouldn't
take the worse that hell section away, that had some of the best
ones
ever on it. If you don't have the balls enough to make those shirts
anymore you should just hand the company over to someone else that
does. I love tshirthell.com and I would hate to see it go down because
of this, although it probably won't, even if you guys became poor
bastards you'd probably just draw shit on shirts and sell it. But
seriously what the hell are you thinking, even if people got offended
by some of the shirts who cares? Fuck them, they weren't forced
to get
on the internet and go through every shirt on your site and then
bitch
about it. They could have simply clicked the little x in the corner
and not made all of this happen. Well if they can change your mind,
hopefully the people like me that don't want to see these changes
at
tshirthell can change your mind. So stop being little bitches and
don't listen to what other people that live to bitch about anything
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SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE T- SHIRT HELL
IS SOLD OUT.
NO, NOT JUST OF THAT AWESOMELY OFFENSIVE SHIRT
I MEAN THEY WARE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.
NO, YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING ME THEY ARE SELL
OUTS.
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i think thats crap, man i look forward to
getting on here every month
and getting you rnewletter and all, i like to read about all the
dumb
shit people calle about and actually think that they are not laone,
i
mean come on now theres no one out there telling the bumb with dirty
water washing windshields that he is wasting his time or get the
fuck
away from my ride, i mean people come to america to make momney
any
fucking way they can, thats the great thing about it, entrpenuer
is the
way to go, and fuck having some wining ass person bitch about the
way
you make your money, im working tobut i dont make shit, and thats
my
life ohwell, why give you shit cause you found a good way to make
millions, i for one support you, if they want to bitch that much
have
them call Bill Gates and pull this off the line then that will take
care
of all the things and site they can get ahold of on the internet,
shit i
dont get why you caved, you have millions of people like me that
love it
and dont take it personallly, i mean comeon they act like it was
pointed
at them, they need to find something better to do with their time,
like
get into MADD and harrass liquor stores, i mean shit they are actually
killing people, how about tobacco, i mean do something constructive,
anyways ,thansk alot and look forward to more hopefully. Yours truly,
Cody S. Austin , TX |
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Fuck you for selling out to the damnded
faggot loving and black liberals and whiny pompous fatass white
fucking conservatives! Fuck you and your sudden shift to centrism
and fuck you guys for being cowards! |
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Way to go, CORPORATE PUSSIES, you are your
own worst nightmare now! Boooooooo |
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To Whom It May Concern:
I have been buying shirts from tshirthell.com
for three years, and I
am turning 18 in a month. I have been planning to make a big order
of
the several worse than hell shirts my mother would never let me
buy,
so imagine my shock and horror to discover that the WTH section
had
been removed from tshirthell.com, and all my grandiose plans had
come
to ruin.
I would like to mention that the people
who are offended by the WTH
are mostly adults who don't buy shirts from the normal section
of
tshirthell.com anyway, and the people who buy the shirts are teenagers
who love the WTH with all their hearts, so why is the removal
of all
those shirts necesscary?
I am sorry to say it, but you have lost
me as a customer because of
your removal of the Worse than Hell tshirt section. I love this
site
because it isn't afraid to push the envelope, and it breaks my
heart
to see it buckle under pressure. Please bring back WTH so I can
continue to give you my hard earned money. Thank you for your
time.
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I am truly depressed as I receive this email
here today about you taking
down your "worse than hell" section. I am sitting here
with my jaw dropped,
wondering how you could give in. I use to think you were the most
bad ass
person I ever saw type on the Internet. I am so sad to see you give
in to
all of the people complaining and bickering. You were a model and
leader for
so many people around the world. You were the kind of person that
was
brought up whenever the word bad ass came up. You were a model citizen
of
our society, and I am sad to see this day come. Kids, parents, grandparents,
and animals will mourn day after day because of this atrocity. Thank
you for
being so many kid's heroes through their tough times growing up,
and for
showing them the way. |
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I must say that I am shocked that you have
removed the "Worse than Hell"
section of your website. I had always assumed that you would finally
offend
me before you would develop a conscience, sadly we will never know.
And
then, to post an apologetic letter so full of the same drivel that
you
routinely make fun of in your newsletter, for shame. I can only
hope that
this is some belated April fools joke, or that you are trying to
get all of
the "offended" groups to take your donations so you can
expose them for the
average whores that they probably are. I hope that your testicles
are
merely misplaced temporarily and not lost permanently, I would hate
to think
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Subject: Great T-shirt idea!
The front of the shirt could looking
like one of those "missing posters"
But instead of a photo of a lost kid, it could be a photo of Aaron
Schwarz's BALLS!
What a pussy sell out.
Here's a quote from your website's About
Me page:
We design our shirts to amuse ourselves. We don't care if you're
offended by them. Regardless of race, color, creed, national origin,
or sexual preference- you are all fair game.
So what happened Aaron? Are we supposed
to believe that your sense of humor has suddenly changed? What
amused you last week you no longer find funny? Or was it all bullshit
from the beginning? Maybe you NEVER found any of it amusing. Which
would mean that you're not a sell-out, just a phony.
Your email to us and the press release
are bullshit. They don't tell us a damn thing. Yes, it is YOUR
company. Do whatever the hell you want. But if you can't be true
to yourself, at least be true to the fans of your site.
Tell us WHY you've made this decision. Tell us the truth.
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"Removing shirts that affect many people
in a negative way is just not exciting to me anymore..."
For Christ's
sake, you're running a business. Your consumers should dictate
what you sell, not some lame "excitement" factor.
Your acerbic rants will seem so lame now.
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I can't beleive you caved in to the people
taking their shit too
seriously. All the tsunami survivors want is for people to forget
that
it ever happened, making light of the situation allows people to
see
that life goes on. People hanging on to shit is just fuckin stupid,
and anyone who can't make light of their beleifs is in need of some
serious ass counselling. This better
be pressure from outside investors or something and not
your half assed attempt to make up for offending people. I can't
beleive I went through the trouble of getting a Paypal account
to buy
your shit. You don't see Google selling out their beleifs for
the good
of comformity. |
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Aaron Schwarz,
I used to have faith in the human race
because of people like you. In
light of your recent decision, I have lost all hope. Congratulations
on being a fucking cop out.
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Why oh why did you have to take that out????
I really like it.
You're a big meanie. I do not like you any more. |
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I use to have respect for you... i thought
you guys were the only people on the net who had balls. What happened?
You gave up on worse than hell, you gave up on the true loyal fans.
You thought with your pocket. Were there too many lawsuits? Giving
the money to charity might sound all nice, and is a great idea,
but why castrate yourselves. I lost all respect for you. |
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You are such a fucking pussy. One week I'm
getting a pleasant e-mail (newsletter) from an obnoxious outspoken
jerk off, Next I'm reading your fucking sob story in the about how
suddenly your balls shank and your heart grew three sizes and you
decide that you don't want to piss people off or discriminate or
hurt retards feelings. Then you go as far as to offer reparations
to retards and charities you fucking offended and you say you're
not selling out. No, you're not selling out, its just that some
fucking retard or 9/11 asshole has you're balls in a glass jar.
Why don't you donate your dick to some poor Soldier who had his
shot off while you're at it if you feel so bad about it. I fucking
hate this shit like when something good comes along and is not long
after pussified just because some rich asshole bends to try and
please everyone. There were shirts in that category that I've worn
to school and haven't been told not to wear them. The problem is
that you're probably getting old and soft just like you're dick.
Come to think of it, that unfortunate soldier would be better of
without a cock than with you're shit. You probably don't have the
balls to respond to this (mainly because the autistic children are
learning to play marbles now), but if you do just make sure you
don't bruise your finger or pinch your wet noodle dick in your keyboard
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The reason why you guys were so popular
is that you went against the
grain. Now you're just another t-shirt company. Big fucking deal.
Who's
going to pass around a bunch of politically correct t-shirt emails
to
their friends? Go wax your vagina
Aaron.
Pussy
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I've been a
loyal reader and customer for some time now. Last christmas all
my best friends got tshirthell shirts from me. They got shirts from
you as
graduation presents. A large part of my closet space is devoted
to your
products. That said, I'm sorely disapppointed. I read your newsletter
with
delight every month to hear about someone unafraid to offend. Yes,
some of
the shirts were insensitive. Yes, some of the shirts were just plain
wrong.
That's why they were in a separate section. That was the point behind
the
disclaimer. I could have understood a move like donating to offended
charities if done alone. That's noble. I would find intense comedy
in
donating all proceeds from particularly offensive shirts to related
causes.
Outright removing the offending shirts shows weakness to me. Everything
you've claimed to stand for is no longer valid.
I suggest you remove the logo of tshirt
hell, and replace it with the more
soccer-mom friendly "tshirt heck." You can add more
emoticons to your
newsletters and add a line of precious moments figurines to your
store. Now
that you've made your money off the filth, enjoy being self-righteous
you
gutless bastards.
I'll be removing myself from your mailing
list, and I doubt you'll get any
of my business anytime soon.
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"It was always my intention to make
people laugh. But a lot of people were needlessly hurt and upset
by the shirts on our website, and for that I want to apologize."
Are you fucking mad? To be honest, I am
a sad lonely person and your sight got me off, reading your replies
to ignorant dumb-fucks who only see things to be "immoral"
when it affects them like the other ones were not offensive. What
happened to that? Apologize for crossing the line? There is no
fucking line! I guess I was entirely wrong assuming you to be
a strapping Libertarian who may push the limits on censorship
laws and morals, but behind it all had a well meaning political
mission.
You don't think saying things like "By
the way, I'm not familiar with Hebrews 9:27, is that anything
like a Porsche 911" "There are plenty of people in jail
who are not large African Americans. Some of them are small and
midsized African Americans" and "For example, I've had
the distinct misfortune of having to read your vapid email. That's
two minutes of my life I could have spent rubbing my clit or fiddling
with my nipples" to people offended just letting you know
doesn't offend them even more?
"This year he is looking to donate
up to 30% of his profits to charities that are involved with the
groups, and events he used to make fun of, if they will accept
them."
The genius behind this change just fucking
baffles me. To charity? Libertarianism! Earn your money and keep
it for you! Weren't you the one just writing how you family who
never cared discover you have more money than you know what to
do with, and all of a sudden they want to be "closer"
to you (a.k.a. your money)? Unfuckingbelievable. Oddly enough,
I always looked to you and your sight as something amazing working
for the underdog-but now you have just completely contradicted
what you are all about. You have claimed not to care and all of
a sudden you pull this sanctimonious bull shit.
I know I sound like just another ranting
lunatic offended by shit that really has no impact over my life,
but I just want to know what the fuck is going on. It has to be
a lawsuit, close to death experience, or brainwashing by ninjas
after the heart of America. Next thing you know, you will be shipping
out free bibles with your shirts. I once had a dream: that I would
be judged by the content of my character, and not by the offensive
shitty clothes I wore. I hoped one day to even be employed under
you one day in placement of those highly trained monkeys you have
writing for you. I don't think I could do as good, but I would
damn well try and I wouldn't throw poop at you when I was mad.
Unless of course you like that sort of thing. And not that you
probably care, but you are way fucking lame and I think you are
a sellout.
I'd really appreciate an explanation. The
truthful one at that. If not, at least a reply where you call
me a douche bag who needs to go rub my nipples and masturbate
while being anally probed by a Mexican hat dancer. Being called
names just makes me madder. Being mad makes me horny. So its win-win. |
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No more "Worse Than Hell" section
because some people have been hurt or
offended... FUCK Them and what's more FUCK you. Removing shirts
off your site for
any reason other than lackluster sales is as retarded as the people
who wrote
in and complained about them. People routinely wrote letters that
stated they
liked your shirts until they saw one that crossed the line and just
wasn't
funny. And you rightfully scolded them for their narrow minded senses
of humor.
Now by removing the most provocative section on your site your becoming
one
of them. It doesn't matter if some people get offended or if even
you
yourself find the shirt offensive, it's for the buying public to
decide. If it's not
funny then it simply won't sell and if it doesn't sell then remove
it. I
think the "I (plane) NY" shirt is the most offensive shirt
you've ever offered
but you know what it's still fuckin' hilarious. The only reason
I haven't
bought it is because I know every time I wear it in public I'd have
to end up
kicking some guy's ass who doesn't have a sense of humor and I'd
hate to have to
clean bloodstains out of a perfectly good T-shirt. Seriously, don't
limit your
creativity just so you can be a good Samaritan. If you feel guilty
about your
really sick shirts and want to atone for them, then for every "Music
In A
Minor" shirt donate to some organization that tracks down pedophiles
and for
every "School Shootings Tour" shirt donate to the schools
so they can increase
their security and so on and so on. But for butt-fucking Christ's
sake don't you
dare try to tell me what's funny and what's offensive, I'll make
that
decision for my damned self. |
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