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Elizabeth Frank of St. Catharines, ON
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1. My Life Is A Very Complicated...
2. Also Available In Sober
Janet Holley Clovis, CA 1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. It's Only Binge Drinking If You Stop
Robert McDonald Oak Forest, IL 1. I'm Cute? No Shit
2. Global Warming is Awesome
Judith Best Sydney, AUS 1. Mexican't
2. Spock Blocker
Dennis Hahn Sheridan, WY 1. I Support Single Moms
2. Save Gas - Ride The Handicapped
April Ritenour Stafford, VA 1. Slavery Gets Shit Done
2. I Love Watermelon...
Mike Shaw Medina, OH 1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. The Kermit Dissection
Bryan Fernando Bakersfield, CA 1. I Use My Huge Dick To Compensate...
2. Stranger (With Benefits)
Michelle Morrison Canonsburg, PA 1. Global Warming is Awesome
2. Wii-Tarded
Robert Runke Phoenix, AZ 1. I'm Just In It For The Parking
2. It's Only Binge Drinking If...
Debe McKeeth Arcadia, WI 1. Every Time You See A Rainbow...
2. Shittles - Taste The Asshole
Jennis Felix Ceres, CA 1. They're Real But The Shirt Is Fake
2. Talk Nerdy To Me
Martin Rogers Chorley, UK 1. I'm So High, Only Dogs Can Hear Me
2. I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets
Jason Jennings Elmira, NY 1. Lick Here To Add Me As A Friend
2. Kindness Is Contagious...
Charlie Rethus Gympie, Australia 1. In Loving Mammary - Breast In Peace
2. I Know Violence Isn't The Answer...
Scott Forst Wayland, MA 1. 999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning
Chris Campodonico Montreal, CAN 1. I'm My Own Wingman
2. Shittles - Taste The Asshole!
Dustin Jermalowicz White Lake, MI 1. I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets
2. East Coast Lawnmowers
Chris McIntyre Cherry Valley, AR 1. Go Local Sports Team and/or College
2. Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore
Rosalind Nowell Arundel, Australia 1. Ladies Don't Spit
2. Abracadabra! Fuck, You're Still Ugly
Joseph James Medicine Lodge, KS 1. I'm My Own Wingman
2. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?
Martin Hunt Richmond, VA 1. Your Mom Rated E For Everyone
2. This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start
Shawn Martin Philadelphia, PA 1. I Shaved My Balls For This?
2. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
Daniel Bowley Australia 1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Fucking Classy
Alexis Cusic Terre Haute, IN 1. Don't Mess With Texas...
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man
John Mazurik Newman Lake, WA 1. I (Heart) Jesus and French Fries
2. Yes, I Have Plenty of Change...
Justin Willard Platte, NE 1. Stop Midget On Midget Crime
2. Support The Fine Arts - Shoot A Rapper
Jason Alessio Scottsdale, AZ 1. Do Something With Your Life...
2. Go Fuck Yourself...
Ida Bergum Cades, SC 1. I'm Just In It For The Parking
2. Talk Nerdy To Me
Jerry Parker Kolbotn, Norway 1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Hung Horse
Daryl Chuen Auckland, NZ 1. 999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
2. In Case Of Fire Look On Back...
Victoria LaVertu Milton, FL 1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. WWJD For A Klondike Bar
Michelle Maycock Edmonton, Canada 1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. You Can't Have Manslaughter...
Kriss Weekley Fairbanks, AK 1. Go Local Sports Team and/or College
2. White Flour
Brandon Hudson Ballston Spa, NY 1. Hung Horse
2. Bad Samaritan
Ramon Campos Fort Worth, TX 1. I Bet You'll Vote Next Time Hippie
2. I'm What Willis Was Talkin Bout
Elly Burian Madison, WI 1. If I Had Balls They Would Be Bigger...
2. Go Local Sports Team and/or College
Jef Porto-Carrero Pulderbos, Belgium 1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. piMP
Brent Shaffer Saint Marys, PA 1. Hung Horse
2. I'm Huge In Japan
Paul Hurley San Diego, CA 1. I Know Violence Isn't The Answer...
2. I Will Not Remember Any Of This
Reynaldo Soto Austin, TX 1. Mary Was Only A Virgin If...
2. Jesus Did It For The Chicks
Greg Hromalik Tampa, FL 1. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?
2. WWJD For A Klondike Bar
Steve Hayes Hayward, CA 1. Sorry Girls... I Suck Dick
2. Swallows
Rogelio Ayala Waldwick, NJ 1. BAAAAAA Means NOOOOO
2. Look... One Day, Maybe I'll Have To...
Jerry Newhouse Gilbert, AZ 1. Xenu Is My Homeboy
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man
Arjan Slotboom Netherlands 1. I'm This Many
2. I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass
Rebecca Robinson Topsham, ME 1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. Rape Is No Laughing Matter
Cassidy Patrick Elmont, NY 1. Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy
2. I'm The One You Gotta Blow...
Leslie Carlen Reno, NV 1. Tom Is My Only Friend
2. IV:XX
Derrick Gipson Lansing, MI 1. Abracadabra - Fuck You're Still Ugly
2. I'm The One You Gotta Blow...
Courtney Moore Houston, Texas 1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. Soldiers Need Hummers
Alex Nichols Panama City, FL 1. I Beat Cancer (by cancer I mean children)
2. I'm In It For The Parking
Randy Romans Lawrenceburg, IN 1. In Case Of Fire...
2. Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy
Ed Harrop Auckland, NZ 1. Desperate Housewifebeater
2. You Can't Have Manslaughter...
Joshua Frizzell Dalzell, SC 1. I Beta Tested Your Mom
2. Believe in Jesus
Lisa Paradis Londonderry, NH 1. Reminder: Buy More Beer
2. I'll Be Using These To My Advantage
Robert Brennan Gloucester City, NJ 1. Spin My Dreidel
2. I (plane) NY
Michelle Eytcheson Denver, CO 1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. You'll Regret Reading This
Timmy Mahieu Brugge, Belgium 1. May The Horse Be With You
2. Believe In Jesus
Amanda Ryan Australia 1. I'd Only End Up Hurting You
2. I Support Single Moms
Joe Cates Portland, OR 1. Go Local Sports Team and/or College
2. I'm Here To Kill You...
Guy Madsen Avondale, AZ 1. Rape Is No Laughing Matter...
2. I'm Huge In Japan
Scott Rosenbaum Stewartsville, NJ 1. Complete Morons
2. Look At My Chest When I'm Talking...
Susannah Tapp Decatur, GA 1. WWJD For A Klondike Bar?
2. I'm Cute? No Shit
Ruth Bowling Big Creek, KY 1. Daddy Drinks Because I Cry
2. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?
Phil Roberts Manchester, UK 1. I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia
2. The Funniest Thing About This Shirt...
Richard Analla Abilene, Texas 1. Suck My Dick
2. Those Roofies Should Be Kicking In...
Stewart Robinson Australia 1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. Don't Neglect The Balls
Jen Kulas Tuscon, AZ 1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. If I Can Build A Computer...
Scott Brittain Hickory, NC 1. Cereal Rapist
2. Medium Pimpin'
Bill Yodice Little Silver, NJ 1. Reminder: Buy More Beer
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man
Samantha Bird Perth, Australia 1. If This Is On Your Floor Tomorrow...
2. I'm Cute, No Shit
Kyle Geist Crofoton, MD 1. If This Is On Your Floor Tomorrow...
2. Suck My Dick
David Dixon Pasadena, MD 1. I Only Support Gay Marriage If...
2. Your Sister Is Hot, But Your Mom...
Fisher Carly Australia 1. I'm What Willis Was Talkin' Bout
2. Mello Kitty
Kyle Lock Brampton, Ontario 1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. I Stole This Shirt From...
Shimon Rura Arlington, MA 1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man
Paul Harper Lincolnshire, UK 1. I'm White Willis Was Talkin' Bout'
2. I'm Not Getting Jiggy...
Meaghan Long Chula Vista, CA 1. Bring Our Troops Home...
2. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?
Kevin Turner Florence, AL 1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. I Stole This Shirt From...
Eldon Alameda Olathe, KS 1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Go Local Sports Team and/or College!
Akicita Chaske Winnipeg, Canada 1. Restraining Orders are just another...
2. I'm Part Of The Problem
Aaron Birenbaum Oakland, CA 1. Spin My Dreidel
2. I'm Part Of The Problem
William Fillier Newmarket, Canada 1. I Only Support Gay Marriage If...
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer
Benson Draper Arab, AL 1. I'm What Willis Was Talkin' Bout
2. I Support Single Moms
David Rindstad Oslo, Norway 1 .1f u c4n re4d th1s
2. Rape Is No Laughing Matter
Joe Bridges Davie, FL 1. Cereal Rapist
2. I Like My Women... Like My Coffee
Scott Pepper Birmingham, AL 1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. I May Be White...
Roger Anderson
Sioux City, IA 1. He Loves the Cock
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer
Daniel Bradfield
Occoe, FL 1. I'm Huge In Japan
2. Mace Just Makes Me Horny
Ronald Martin Hampton, VA 1. The Funniest Thing...
2. Show Me On The Doll...
Tracey Pretty
Victoria, Canada 1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. This Long To Ride
Nicole Cranker
Circleville, NY 1. Asthma Is Sexy
2. I Came On Eileen
Brandon Jean
Saskatoon, Canada 1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. Homosexuals Are Gay
Chris Shellabarger
Fairborn, OH 1. Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
Chris Thurman Cecilia, KY 1. Go Fuck Yourself
2. Fighting The Man
Victor Padilla Pico Rivera, CA 1. I Like My Women
2. There's A Fucking Asshole
Valerie Paul
Corpus Christi, TX
1. Believe in Jesus
2. Sorry Girls
Rishonda Anthony Richmond, VA
1. This Long To Ride
2. This is my Clone
Andrew Hirsch Longmont, CO 1. Blondes Have More Fun and STDs
2. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
Rebecca Hoffman
Baldwin Park, CA 1. I'm Cute? No Shit
2. I Taught Your Boyfriend...
Steve King Omaha, NE 1. Also Available in Sober!!
2. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Jillian Levi Fallbrook, CA 1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. I'll Be Using These to my Advantage
Joanna Rogers Spring, TX 1. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
2. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
Honky Tonk-Man
St. Cath, Canada 1. Tokin' White Guy
2. Only the Good Die Young
Randy Greenhalgh Shepherdsville, KY 1. I Should Be in the Kitchen
2. Jesus Did it for the Chicks
Steve Williams Camp Taji, AE 1. Soldiers Need Hummers...
2. Go Fuck Yourself
Traci Mitchell Los Angeles, CA 1. Also Available in Sober!!
2. Insane Clown Potsie
Rodin Esquejo Belmont, CA 1. I'm Huge in Japan
2. This is My Clone
Gavin Reynolds
Raytown, MO 1. I Like my Women Like I Like my...
2. I Support Single Moms
Bryan Fuller Groveport, OH 1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. He Loves the Cock
Sarah Boursaw Longview, WA 1. Go Fuck Yourself
2. Gone Fisting
Gina Dupuis Fridley, MN 1. You Can't Have Manslaughter...
2. Love Him or Hate Him Hitler Killed...
Nicholas Hester Thornville, OH 1. I'm Part of the Problem
2. Talk Nerdy To Me
Elizabeth Sidders
Chesterland, OH 1. Medium Pimpin
2. East Coast Lawnmowers
Andrew Kowieski Chicago, IL 1. I Support Single Moms
2. Michael Jackson Did not Molest...
Erica Romeo
Indianapolis, IN 1. Don't Hate me Because...
2. I Was Young and I Needed...
Michael Grant Vancouver, Canada 1. This is My Clone
2. I'm Huge in Japan
Mike Sparks
Slingerlands, NY 1. Bring Back Slavery
2. If You're Already this Close...
Katie Norrick Mesa, AZ 1. Swallows
2. You Must Be This Long to Ride
Brenda Gray Phoenix, AZ 1. Look at my Chest When I'm...
2. Autistic Kids Rock!
Derek Chamorro
Buffalo, NY 1. I Support Single Moms
2. I was Young and I Needed...
Greg Davis Kansas City, KS 1. I Support Single Moms
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Cory Scott Palm Harbor, FL 1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. Restraining Orders are just another...
Joanna Ruhl Los Angeles, CA 1. Complete Morons
2. Great White Kills Every Single...
Kevin Thompson Oceanside, CA 1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. High on Life and Glue!
Grzegorz Kowalczyk Radom, Poland
1. Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. I'm Huge in Japan
Analise Graziani Redwood City, CA 1. I'm Hungry and You're a Potato
2. Restraining Orders are just another..
John Owens
Abilene, TX 1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Also Available in Sober!!
Andres J Acosta Mayaguez, PR 1. All I Want is Peace in the...
2. I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy
Kiri Neufeglise Ontario, Canada 1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer
Stuart MacKenzie Claremont, CA 1. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. In the Mouth? In the Ass? In the...
Mal A. Lang Allen Park, MI 1. Von Douche
2. East Coast Lawnmowers
Kelly Plymale Millville, NJ 1. Medium Pimpin
2. Jesus Did it for the Chicks
Amanda Craig Palm Springs, CA 1. You Must Be This Long to ride
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Laura Grovac Clearwater, FL 1. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
2. Talk Nerdy to Me
Rod Carnahan Valparaiso, IN 1. Shittles
2. Medium Pimpin
Keith Miller Herrin, IL 1. I'm the Teenage Girl...
2. I Only Support Gay Marriage if...
Vince Falco Carpentersville, IL 1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Tyrone Hoover Dallas, TX 1. Tokin' White Guy
2. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
John Trahan Kempner, TX 1. I'm Huge in Japan.
2. Do We Have to Have a President?
Adam Rogers Worcester, MA 1. Asthma is Sexy
2. Also Available in Sober!!
Marc Sykes Alberta, Canada 1. You Can't Have Manslaughter...
2. No Means Maybe
James Frost St. Louis, MO 1. Shittles
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Steph McQueen Surrey, Canada 1. I'm Part of the Problem
2. I Still Hate George Bush
Samuel Benavidez Garland, TX 1. To: Women - From: God
2. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Jessica McCartney Goose Creek, SC 1. I'm Huge in Japan
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Dave Cecco Paoli, PA 1. Bad Samaritan
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table
Tamra Clark San Diego, CA 1. Beerleader
2. Beerleader
Zimri Tapia Brooklyn, NY 1. Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. If You Think My Shirt is Tight...
Brian John Eden Prairie, MN 1. Believe in Jesus
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning
Phil Niedzwiedz Orinda, CA 1. Atkins Approved
2. Believe in Jesus
Elysia Smith DeSoto, MO 1. Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA
Ryan Gunderson Des Moines, IA 1. Medium Pimpin
2. By The Time You Read This...
Kara VanMil Wadsworth, OH 1. You Must Be This Long to Ride
2. Mello Kitty
Max Strongin San Diego, CA 1. IV:XX
2. Sorry Boys, I Eat Pussy
Eduardo Garcia Fort Worth, TX 1. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. Shittles
Ilan Rosenberg Ontario, Canada 1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. School Shootings Tour
Ada Dever San Diego, CA 1. Weapon of Ass Destruction
2. I'm the Teenage Girl...
Mike Petersen Herndon, VA 1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
2. Honk if You're a Honky
Claire Tonner Didcot, England 1. Believe in Jesus
2. Don't Hate me Because...
David Titherington Stotfold, England 1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. By The Time You Read This...
Rick Rutherford Spokane, WA 1. Believe in Jesus
2. I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy
Michael Forrai
Valley Stream, NY 1. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer
Glenn Lavecchia Ontario, Canada 1. Asthma is Sexy
2. Shoplifter
Christina Hirt McLean, VA 1. I Plane NY
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning
Brooke Herb Tampa, FL 1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Gone Postal Tour
Koen Pollentier Koekelare, Belgium 1. School Shootings Tour
2. I Plane NY
Shawn Bennett Temecula, CA 1. I Came on Eileen
2. Bring Camel Fucking Troops Home
Janice Lawrenz Chesterland, OH 1. Atkins Approved
2. SARS
William Parrott Milford, England 1. Restraining Orders are just another...
2. Shittles
Clarine Harp Fort Worth, TX 1. Medium Pimpin
2. Medium Pimpin
Sander Cohan Washington, DC 1. Talk Nerdy to Me
2. This is My Clone
Christopher Haffly Columbus, OH 1. Ifl You're Already this Close...
2. This is My Clone
Brian Swearingin Poelten, Austria 1. Plain Clothes Cop
2. By The Time You Read This...
Megan O'Hara Huntington , NY 1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. Mello Kitty
Chris Mathewson Newark, DE 1. Gone Postal Tour
2. My Dad Can Beat Up Your Mom
Rebecca Lai Norwalk, CT 1. Don't Hate me Because...
2. Michael Jackson Did Not Molest...
Jay Stoll Waukesha, WI 1. I Swear...I Didn't Know she was 3
2. Gringo Star
Steve Astrup Eau Claire, WI 1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. Medium Pimpin
Cade Snyder Nakusp, Canada 1. I Bring Nothing to the Table
2. I'm Not Handicapped, I'm Just Lazy
Tricia Hanley St. Petersburg, FL 1. Swearbear Fuck you
2. Gone Postal Tour
Robin A. Hull Des Moines, IA 1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. Click Here To See Me Naked
Robert Rounsley California, PA 1. Gringo Star
2. Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA
Jessika Gill Albany, Australia 1. Don't Hate me Because...
2. I Fucked The Girl in Hanson
Nic Donald Australia 1. Medium Pimpin
2. Restraining Orders are just another...
Shelli Twardokus Horicon, WI 1. Psycho
2. Mean People Succeed
Eric Kruger Peyton, CO 1. Your little Princess is my Little Whore
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Marianna Holguin Los Angeles, CA 1. Next Governor of California
2. This is My Clone
Tim Logan Ontario, Canada 1. I'm the Teenage Girl...
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Alex MacDonald Calgary, Canada 1. Anorexia is Phat!
2. I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Jenny Novak Myrtle Beach, SC 1. I Came on Eileen
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
David Rouille Indianapolis, IN 1. Help! I'm Being Kidnapped! (baby)
2. This is My Clone
Philip Shive Belmont, NC 1. Shittles
2. Mello Kitty
Stephanie Gemme Webster, MA 1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Trevor Ross Tumwater, WA 1. Gone Postal Tour
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks
Sean LeBlanc Mount Dora, FL 1. Medium Pimpin
2. Von Douche
Laura Wood Marlboro, MD 1. Shoplifter
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table
Brad Solomon Landis, NC 1. Psycho
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Heather McGuire Ontario, Canada 1. Talk Nerdy to Me
2. This is My Clone
Woody Grover Dallas, TX 1. If You're Already this Close...
2. I'm Cute? No Shit
Sabrina Norton Johnson City, TN 1. Psycho
2. Weapon of Ass Destruction
Shane O'Neill Pennsburg, PA 1. By the Time You Read This...
2. SARS
Sam Wizer Rifle, CO 1. I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
2. Talk Nerdy To Me
Bri Draffen Kansas City, MO 1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Sheila Wilburn Helena, AR 1. Shittles
2. Believe In Jesus
Margaret Sands Toronto, Canada 1. Talk Nerdy to Me
2. Click Here to See Me Naked
Melissa McKee Erie, PA 1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table
Tim Obas Ontario, Canada 1. I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
2. Abortions Tickle
Heather Shanks Orient, OH 1. Dong Brothers
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning
Ken McQuilton Stratford, CT 1. Shittles...taste the asshole
2. Who wants to Marry a Hundredaire?
Teri Ashcroft Kokomo, IN 1. Look at my Chest When I'm...
2. I Think..Therefore I'm Single
Neil Carpenter Charlotte, NC 1. Plain Clothes Cop
2. This Shirt Has Been Tested...
Cayenne Piper Martinez, CA 1. Management Not Reponsible
2. I Still Hate George Bush
Courtney Dollar Ottawa, Canada 1. I Committed Suicide
2. Anorexia is Phat!
Chad Day Palm Coast, FL 1. Clit R US
2. George Bush is Hiding Nuclear...
Jeff Tinsdale Milwaukee, WI 1. Peace in the Middle East
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks
April Cantiberry Columbus, Ga 1. Mello Kitty
2. Psycho
Marcus T. Smithville, OH 1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. Clit R Us
Steve Gittings Port Orchard, WA 1. I Plane NY
2. Anthrax...the other white powder.
Tracy Clark San Diego, CA 1. Homosexuals are Gay
2. Anthrax..the other white powder
Ben Christakis Paoli, PA

1. Axis of Evil
2. I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism

Alex Thome Tucson, AZ 1. Believe in Jesus
2. Axis of Evil
Gregory Turner New York, NY 1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
2. Porn Start(ter)
Gary Thorn Davis, CA 1. I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table
Ron Pollard San Jose, CA 1. Shittles
2. I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
Michelle Giles Austin, TX 1. I'm Cute? No Shit.
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Richard L. Union, NJ 1. Shittles
2. I Didn't know the girls was 3
Kell Williams Charlotte, NC 1. Already This Close
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks
Lindsay Essex Lancashire, UK 1. I'm Cute? No Shit.
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Mike Wilcoxson Urbandale, IA

1. Swearbear Fuck you
2. If You're Already this Close...

Nick Martin Denton, TX 1. Anthrax White Powder
2. Vaginas are Weird
Eric Penn San Jose, CA 1. Vaginas are Weird
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks
Gail S. Kentucky 1. Look at my Chest
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
J. Lieberman Providence, RI 1. I Fucking Hate
2. School Shootings Tour
Jason Gier Syracuse, NY 1. Dong Brothers
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning
Jason Cobb Denver, CO 1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. Mean People Succeed
Gary Cohen Boston, MA 1. WWJD for s Klondike Bar
2. Where the Fuck are my Pants
Lisa Janel Minneapolis, MN 1. Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. Plain Clothes Cop
Scott Glass Savannah, GA 1. Mean People Succeed
2. I Got Kicked Out of School For...
Michael Gallegos Santa Rosa, CA 1. (hasn't decided yet)
2. (hasn't decided yet)
Erica Rodriguez Tulsa, OK

1. Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead
2. Tight

Tony Bowers Los Angeles, CA 1. I Fucked The Girl in Hanson
2. Sorry Girls...I Suck Dick
Stephen Cordova Trenton, NJ 1. Saddam Death Shirt
2. Believe In Jesus
Kelly Mcdonald England, UK 1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. Look at my Chest When You're...
Jenny Croom Bridgeview, IL 1. Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
Geoff Kaslov New York, NY

1. Believe in Jesus
2. I Fucked the Girl in Hanson

A. Cust Indianapolis, IN 1. Asthma is Sexy
2. Britney is a Whore
Joseph Tines Homestead, FL 1. Jesus Did It For The Chicks
2. School Shootings Tour
Lyndsay Meyer San Antonio, TX 1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Rodney Sage Pasadena, CA 1. Jesus Did it For The Chicks
2. If You're Already this Close...
Erik Blaylock Boyce, VA 1. Fuck My Family...
2. This is My Clone
Sharon Solomon Brooklyn, NY 1. Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
2. Seeking Investors
Mike J. Clayton, GA 1. I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
2. School Shootings Tour
Erin Thomas Newark, NJ 1. Cock Star
2. Jesus Did it for The Chicks
Kelly Salang Australia 1. Believe in Jesus
2. Look at my Chest When You're...
Katie Evans Encinitas, CA 1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Willy Falconburg Jerome, Idaho 1. Fuck My family (Osbournes)
2. If You're Already this Close...
Sharon Lerner San Rafael, CA

1. Star Wars Sucks
2. Look at My Chest when I'm Talking...

Derek Hahn York, PA

1. Homosexuals are Gay
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Josh Maynard Hurricane, UT 1. I hide my crack in my diaper (baby)
2. I shit my pants and all I got...(baby)
Eric Briscoll Naples, FL 1. Dong Brothers
2. If You're Already this Close...
Alicia Spencer Chicago, IL

1. Fuck My family (Osbournes)
2. School Shootings Tour

Steve Treweeks Lancashire UK

1. Molested by a nun
2. Click Here To See Me Naked

Donald Thurmond Sayre, OK 1. AXIS OF EVIL
2. ANTHRAX WHITE POWDER
Melanie Frick Salida, CO 1. Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
2. Harry is a Pothead and the...
Christy Hawks Salem, NC 1. Your little Princess is my Little Whore
2. Britney Spears is a Whore
Paul Leblond Philadelphia, PA 1. Plain Clothes Cop
2. AXIS of EVIL
Molly Baldrdge Citrus Hts , CA 1. This is my Clone
2. If You're Already this Close...
Elizabeth Bonnett Burnsville, MN 1. Where the Fuck are my Pants (Dog)
2. Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead!
Keith Dowland Detroit, MI 1. AXIS of EVIL
2. Cock Star
Greg Chavez Union City, NJ 1. If You're Already this Close...
2. Restraining Orders are just another..
Erica Hall Long Beach, CA 1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. Harry is a Pothead and the...
Richard Nyugen Brooklyn, NY 1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. I'm Ron Jeremy's Penis
Michael Batista Manchester, UK 1. I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar
Sherry Bixler Pennsylvania

1. Click Here To See Me Naked
2. Look At My Chest When I'm talking..

Steve Gatt Marietta, GA 1. This is my Clone
2. Talk Nerdy To Me

 
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