It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing


After winning the Super Bowl, Eli Manning is headed to Disney World!  Meanwhile, Tom Brady is heading home to fuck Gisele Bundchen in the ass.  Ha ha what a fucking loser!

In case the snippets of information about Harriet Tubman and George Washington Carver randomly inserted in between videos about big asses on BET didn't clue you in, this is Black History Month. And let us not forget that this is a leap year. That means one extra day of "Huh...I didn't know a black guy invented the traffic light." And be sure to hug a black person this month. It doesn't matter which one. We're like twins. When something happens to one of us, we all feel it. Whoa...I feel stoned and shot.

President Bush delivered his final State of the Union address last week. My favorite part was when he whipped his dick out and slapped Nancy Pelosi in the face with it. But seriously, I'm glad to know our economy and the war are both going great. "I will orgasm every time I touch my nose." Damn, that didn't work at all. After that speech I figured just saying a thing made it true.

My favorite thing about this stimulus package is that the government can magically create billions of dollars. It isn't taken from any other sources. It just materializes as it is needed. I don't know why we don't do that shit all day every day. Now if we could just figure out how to produce more health care/soldier trees.

With only nine months to go until the election in November, several candidates have dropped out of the race, leaving only a few serious contenders. People have been pestering me for weeks to find out who I'm endorsing, and I'm finally ready to make it official. For the longest time I was leaning toward "Who gives a shit?", but after extensive research I've decided to back "Who gives a fuck?" Rock the vote, kids! And make sure your parents vote against their interests!

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Okay, you've been writing old Woody Allen jokes on your chest and walking around shirtless long enough. We've got some hilarious new shirts for you. We've got a shirt for anyone who thinks romance is dead - in a good way, and a shirt just for all you sexy ladies out there. By sexy we mean any ladies who aren't fat. If that's not for you, we've also got a shirt for anyone whose patriotism has just one condition.

We've also added a couple of new baby shirts. Because you've been covering your baby in frosting and calling it clothes for far too long.

All of our new shirts are here:

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Just as we continue to lower our standards, we are pleased to announce new, lower shipping rates on all of our shirts

Don't worry if you have an order in process:  you are already paying the new rate.  We have a new deal with our fulfillment center that cuts $2 off the price of shipping for any order you place. 

So, take advantage of this great new deal, buy some shirts, and put the money you save where it will do the most good:  neatly tucked in the thong of a stripper near you.

But not that one. That one, my friend, is a dude.

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andyValentine's Day is right around the corner and you know what that means. No, I'm not talking about lonely losers trying to convince themselves they sincerely believe this day was engineered by corporations looking to cash in on cheap sentimentality. I'm talking about a celebration of the most beautiful human experience - Love (narrowly beating out multiple orgasms and harassing the elderly).

But while I do have great affection for Valentine's Day, I also have a major problem with it. (You didn't think I was about to be positive, did you?) The flowers, the candy, the heart-shaped diaphragms...all that shit is great. But a celebration of love? What the fuck is that? We might as well have an "Everyone With Elbows Gets a Cookie" Festival. Point being, Valentine's Day is far too general.

All other major holidays stake a claim for a certain group of people. Christmas and Easter belong to Christians. Independence Day and Thanksgiving are just for Americans. Hanukkah, Yom Kippur and some other throat-clearing sounds are strictly for Jews. And we black folk get MLK Day, Kwanzaa, and Fat White Girl Appreciation

It is in this respect that Valentine's Day is unique. It can be recognized by anyone and everyone who knows love (So, everyone but Germans). It doesn't single out a specific group or pit one set of beliefs against another. It simply asks you to embrace the joy you feel for those closest to you, regardless of their age, race or religion. Where's the fun in that? If I can't lord my holiday over the heads of people who are different from me, I'm not sure I want any part of it. I never even would've celebrated Christmas if it hadn't afforded me the opportunity to make Jewish kids cry.

The problem is that love, when you get right down to it, is a very abstract concept. Your idea of love may involve a lifetime of monogamy and responsibility. Whereas my idea of love might involve a tackle box full of fish hooks and lighters. It's all very vague. We may as well have a holiday that recognizes happiness or female intelligence. Knowing full well that Asians, Hispanics, quadriplegics and all the other species have different ideas of love, I have decided to present you with this list of group-specific messages for Valentine's cards. Enjoy.

Scientologists - "Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you're not 'Thetan' on me. Ha ha...MY SPIRIT IS A SOARING RHINO!"

andyJews - "You control the media...and my heart. I was too cheap to buy you flowers, but fortunately love doesn't (holo)cost a thing."

Blacks - "To my special bitch: Girl, I know 3 of dem kids ain't mine, but, shit, I gotta put my dick in sumthin'. Spling splang zoozem. (We get to make up words whenever we want, right?)"

Midgets - "HA HA HA HA HA! Oh god...look at your little fingers! By the way, don't throw out this card. You might need a tent someday. Happy Valentine's, freak."

Gays - "It's no 'fairy' tale...I love to be 'queer' you! Damn it Troy, I already told you why I can't tell my parents about us!"

Ugly people - "I ruined my chances with Samantha and at this stage in my life you're the best I can do. See you in the bedroom. Just let me polish off this bottle of Jack."

Fat people - "Happy Valentine's! Don't go breakin' my heart! Or any more of my chairs. Note: Don't eat this card."

Mentally challenged - "[Picture of a helicopter] I LIKE PUPPIES! Note: Don't eat this card."

Frat boys - "Will you GHB mine? No, I didn't fuck your best friend. Don't start this shit, Tiffany! You wanna explain another black eye to your dad?"gay

Sorority girls - "Happy Valentine's Day...uh...what was your name? Anyway, here's the bill from the abortion. You'd really help me out if you could pay half. I understand if you can't. Luv u!"

Pets - "Happy Valentine's Day, Checkers! I'm in 'puppy' love with you! What's that? Yeah, I suppose it is sad that I buy stuff for my pet on holidays. Where's my gun?"

Military - "To my soldier of love: I'm suffering from PYSD (Post YOU Stress Disorder!) But seriously, I hope your nightmares end soon. By the way, I'm pregnant. I know you've been in Iraq 11 months. Isn't that weird?"

Alzheimer's patient - "Happy Valentine's, Grandma! No, it's your grandson Jeff. No grandma, FDR died a long time ago. What the fuck is the Jack Paar Show? Goddamnit! This is why I never visit you!"

Mexican - "To my muy especial Valentine: you have swum the gulf between us and climbed the walls which surround my heart. Now get to work on my lawn, Pepe! I'll pay you in expired food products and you'll like it! You know I'll call INS."

The President - "[Picture of a cowboy shooting at a dragon] Happy Valen- Good lord. Sir, you're trying to shave your reflection again. Note: Don't eat this card."

andyBlack guy you're dating to piss off your dad - "You're the ebony to my ivory, the chocolate to my Caucasian, my love for you isn't sincere, but pissing off my dad is amazin'. By the way Tyrone, I'll be leaving you for a rich, white guy in a couple months to ensure my future comfort and happiness, but keep putting your hand on my knee and licking my ear during dinner. Yeah, you like that, dad? You know what else? He wants to be a rapper! What do you think of your princess now? Happy Valentine's!"

Muslim - "To a very special martyr, I couldn't love you any harder. You jihad me at hello, cuz you're a very special fellow. To you I'm only one of seventy-two, but I just wanted to say that...I love you! Death to America."

Christian - "WWJD? He'd let me put it in your butt. C'mon...what do you think he died for?"

Liberal - "Don't leave me feeling 'blue'. I'd be 'demo-crushed' if you 'left' me. Now let's bone and kill our baby."

Conservative - "Boy is my face 'red'. I 'republi-can't' believe you were 'right' all along. I LOVE YOU! Let's spend the rest of our lives together going gay-hunting and ignoring logic. If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Tell me that, science. God, I hate learning!"

Jesus - "It's time for the 'pleasure-ection'. You may be the Son of God, but how about getting started on the Grandson of God?"gay

Straight white people - "Greetings, significant other. Would you like to engage in sexual congress? Our missionary-style lovemaking may or may not be followed by a rousing game of 'Monopoly' or 'Uno'. Until then, I'll be thinking of you without any passion in my empty heart. Please respond by 8:00 p.m."

Your rapist - "You took my innocence by force, but I give you my heart willingly. I hope you don't get ra'pissed' off at me for asking, but will U B mine? As if I have a choice."

The blind - "[Series of raised dots]"

Dyslexic - "pHyap ltVaee'sni aDy! Now I'm going to write regularly to make you struggle. Yeah, that's right. Cry for me. God, I love this power!"

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OldStump  02/05/08 5:38 pm
I would totally buy a shirt with that "I'm falling for you!!" pic on it

Rammstein  02/05/08 8:47 pm
I second that statement. I love my I(plane)NY shirt and this would be an awesome addition to TShirthells lineup.

Brock  02/06/08 9:43 am
That WTC looks like something from a comic... maybe "Toothpaste for Dinner"?

Anyway, these card ideas are awesome. I don't suppose the shorter ones would work as shirts? Particularly the midget, retard, and President ones (which seem related somehow). Or maybe someone could just make a retarded web graphic with Bush daydreaming about shooting a dragon with a revolver...

No? Fuck you.

Kerfuffle  02/06/08 11:10 am
I (heart) VD

Iman Azol  02/06/08 11:45 am
To America from Hillary: Yes, I really do have a dick. It's time those who have refused to be fucked in the ass were made to pay their fair share. Bend over, bitches!

lola  02/07/08 2:55 am
Muslim: You are my Everywhere. Don't open this card until you are in a very public and busy area. I will (allah)ways love you. God willing.

Pat McConnell  02/07/08 12:12 pm
i love (haha) your weekly thing! keep it coming!

Lawrence  02/08/08 7:50 pm
There need to be more shirts about those filthy Mexicans. Being a Hispanic, I'd wear one just to piss off the locals. Walk into a crowded hole in the wall bar on a side of town where they frequent and see the reaction. What a rush!!!

Yuri Tarded  02/08/08 8:26 pm
Obviously you are referring to a graphical shirt like a taco bender with a ridiculously huge sombrero and miniscule dick fucking a dead goat or something. No use putting words on that shirt the dumbasses wouldn't be able to read them anyway, even if they were in Spanish like at Home Depot. I would offer a word of advice though. While you are probably safe at this time of year, I would avoid that "hole in the wall" as it warms up, the stench will be unbearable. Besides it's probably just a glory hole with a bunch of dirty Mexicans on the oher side that want to suck your burrito.

Wifey  02/15/08 11:51 pm
Okay, Mr. Webmaster-article-writer person?

You are the greatest person in the history of people who write articles.

That includes all articles. Nobody feels left out on Valentine's Day because of you. :)


-----Original Submission-----

From: jason m
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008
Subject: KKK

u guys sell t's that benefit the KKK? wtf!

Editor's Note: Of course we support them. And what exactly is wrong with that? It just so happens that "Kaptain Karl's Krabs" are pretty damn tasty. Man...I really regret firing my rimshot guy yesterday.andy

But seriously, we do occasionally contribute to the Klan, but it has nothing to do with their political or social views (which are actually kind of quaint in this day and age). It's more about us supporting a struggling organization. Have you seen a Klan rally lately? It's so sad. There's usually two guys standing around in Iron Maiden t-shirts shouting century-old catchphrases through a bullhorn while their inbred kids stand off to the side struggling to eat unwrapped Twizzlers for that afternoon's dinner.

So to answer your question (I believe it was "wtf!"), we support the Klan because we root for the underdog. It would be easy enough to ignore them and let the remaining dozen members fade gently into that good/ignorant night, but if we can supply them with enough funds to buy some more cross-burning fuel and a twelve-pack of Natural Light, well then that's what we'll do. Keep fighting the good fight, fellas! (Would someone who can read please pass this message along to them?)

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dicky  02/06/08 9:55 am
I think you should have more shirts about Jews

Iman Azol  02/06/08 11:48 am
If Hitler had killed Muslims we'd worship him as a God.

Just like the Muslims worship him for killing Jews.

Just sayin'

Kerfuffle  02/06/08 2:10 pm
Perhaps Jasonís senselessly abbreviated cerebral failure sentence structure caused you to misinterpret what he meant by wtf! May it wasnít a question at all (hence the exclamation point). Maybe in his miniature, puddiní coated brain he was actually saying: White Trash Forever! Ö or Ö Well Thatís Fantastic! Ö or Ö fuck, I donít know, I ran out of care.

Cleveland T Steamer  02/07/08 9:55 pm
Imagine what a visionary like Hitler could do with today's technology. He wouldn't have to limit himself to Jews, he could easily add wetbacks and diaperheads to his "guests" and make up for the increase in volume by streamlining and automating the process.

Jewey McJewerson  02/08/08 5:42 pm
Hey Cleveland leave us out of it. Just think without Jews who would make your movies and run your banks? Just stick with the diaperheads, wetbacks and spearchuckers. How many tacos, terrorists and crack babies does the world need anyway? You always need money and entertainment right.

Slayer  02/25/08 7:37 pm
You know, you fucking kikes always have to be included in shit. Now, when someone wants to include you in something, you want to be left out of it. Make up your fucking mind, will ya? Of course you bastards run the goddamn banks. All the money in 'em came from your personal stash. Penny pinching fags!

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-----Original Submission-----

From: Bill L.
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008
Subject: your shirts

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of your site, your shirts, and your responses to the dumb asses that take life too seriously. I look forward to seeing your thing as many times a month as you can show it, but best of all, I like the new shirts you crank out. My only complaint is that your creativity appears to be lacking as of late.

Thisis where you are probably going to tell me I should try it some time, because it's not that easy, but I know you are gifted in some fucked up way, and hope I can give you some inspiration, so I came up with a couple of things for you to make fun of: McDonald's (number 1 because thats where my sorry ass works), Guitar Hero (since everyone seems obsessed), the current list of candidates up for election, erections in general, I mean elections in general, CSI, pretty much any over killed movie series, Jamie Kennedy, and thats pretty much the best I can do. Till the next time I see your thing, keep it real. And sarcastic.



Editor's Note: "Give me just a second. Okay...I'll take a #4 and I'd like the drink to be a Coke. And don't get any tears in it. I know you work at McDonald's, but that's no reason for you to get your sadness in mommy's drink. And remember to supersize that shit. Now take your shirt off and rub the special sauce on your nipples. Now dance. You want an extra five bucks, don't you? I SAID DANCE FOR MOMMY!"

Anyway, your point does not fall on deaf ears (Like that time I called Marlee Matlin a dirty cunt). Some of you may have noticed we are not as prolific as we once were. Allow me to explain. We are hard at work on a side project which currently demands much of our time. I don't want to give too much away, but the words "mime" and "holocaust" are involved. Between that and not giving a shit, well, there just aren't enough hours in the day.

We actually are working on a side project. We have a few more sloths to shave before it's completely ready, but I promise it will be worth the wait. Now get me my #4! Hurry the fuck up before I tell your manager you called me a nigger. Oh, and extra ketchup, please.

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Jessica  02/05/08 4:01 pm
"before I tell your manager you called me a nigger...." LMAO... priceless.

Jesse  02/06/08 10:36 am
This may be the "nicest" response I've ever seen.

Iman Azol  02/06/08 2:21 pm
Critical of a successful business model. Works at McDogfood's. Must have a degree in liberal arts.

Kerfuffle  02/06/08 2:41 pm
So, off the top of your heads, or any part of your heads, does anyone know (or give a shit) what a fucking #4 is?

Yuri Tarded  02/07/08 10:02 pm
#4 is on the breackfast menu, it's the McDroppings Breakfast Burrito with jizzed in coffee.

Lawrence  02/07/08 11:13 pm

Cleveland T Steamer  02/08/08 9:35 pm
I thought the #4 was just two #2's put together, twice the creamy goodness with all the original stink.

who gives a damn  02/09/08 2:32 pm
ask your mom, i gave her a #4 last night.

Angus McShagnasty  02/10/08 7:51 am
I tried to give Cleveland's mom a #3 last night (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink) but it didn't work out. Everything was brown and stinky, I would have had to cut the bitch to find anything pink.

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-----Original Message-----

From: sheila c.
Sent: Saturday, February 2, 2008
Subject: You fucking suck

So I win two t-shirts. Big fucking deal. You don't have enough gay shirts. Yeah, you have a few. But give me something I can wear and piss off other dykes. Now THAT would be something to be proud of. Get some dykes and queers on staff, quick.

High Priestess

Editor's Note: A self-described dyke who goes by High Priestess? Jesus Christ. Have fun at your next poetry slam "Sheila." That is, if you can squeeze it in between the "Granola and Plaid Festival" and not shaving your armpits.

Are you seriously in need of ways to piss off dykes? Here's a brief list of things that will get the job done: Penis, groomed vagina, the Bible, guns, a female either cooking or cleaning, conservatives, rational liberals, women getting paid what they deserve, and humor.

As for us getting some dykes and queers on staff...You're fucking with me, right? If we hired any more homosexuals we'd have to rename ourselves "France." The lesbians are in charge of tongue-cleaning my orifices, and the gays are in charge of trying to catch the darts I throw at them.

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Fucknutz  02/06/08 9:54 am
I hate lesbians

Iman Azol  02/06/08 2:41 pm
I love lesbians. They squirm when fucked and gag and grimace when you spooge in their mouth. Great fun.

Never tried shoving a fag's face into a dyke's hairy pussy, but I imagine it's a rush, too.

Kerfuffle  02/06/08 2:54 pm
If I were a dyke I'd let you wear me, Sheila. That would piss off the other dykes.

Gregor  02/06/08 9:14 pm
I once got a lapdance from a lesbian. She did an OK job (wouldve been better if she gave a head job). Anyone ever heard of a case of lesbian rape? How would it go? Abusing each other with strap-ons? Oh well, time to get back to looking porn movies involving your mumma. So long Fuckers, Greg, South Australia

babyboneforks  02/07/08 9:41 pm
I too hate lesbians, which goes hand in hand with the self-loathing I have been nurturing since birth. Also, I love the cunty way Sheila expresses appreciation...I can just tell she has so many endearing qualities!

Angus McShagnasty  02/08/08 5:52 pm
I got a lapdance from a lesbian as well. The best part is she was crying because I raped her, man what a turn on! That's the nice thing about lesbians, anyone can rape them.

Lawrence  02/08/08 7:22 pm
Lesbians rule!!! Just kidding! Well,, I am. Why do dykes want to men so badly? Is it they desire so much to piss standing up? It isn't all that.......wait.......yeah, it is!

Angus McShagnasty  02/08/08 8:03 pm
What do you mean Larry? Dykes can already piss standing up. Sure, it's a bit messier than when we do it, but not as messy as when they shit standing up.

Torimonster  02/10/08 5:57 pm
dykes with dildos..what?

Lawrence  02/25/08 7:32 pm
Damn, Angus! I guess there are some dykes who look like horses because horses (and most bovine) piss and shit standing up. I'll bet they shit themselves when you jab 'em with a stiff cock or a cattle prod.

does this remind you of your favorite pair of panties?

-----Original Submission-----

From: superbeth*** @ ***.com
Sent: Sunday, February 3, 2008

I don't mind the offensive nature of your shirts (however ignorant and juvenile they may be), but I was bothered by the "Who gives a sh*t? '08" shirt. This country is apathetic enough without opportunistic a-holes such as yourselves encouraging it. We need to get this generation involved in the process. We don't need to give them another chance to trivialise the democratic process.

Editor's Note: Is there an election in 2008? That's a lucky coincidence. We designed that shirt with a sort of general apathy in mind, but the fact that this is an election year makes it work on two levels. Which is two more levels than most Mexicans.

Your email is actually a perfect example of the appeal of apathy. Just imagine if you didn't give a shit about people who don't give a shit. If that were the case, seeing this shirt would've been like water off a special needs kid's back. And instead of writing this email you could've gotten right back to doing whatever it is that you do. I'm guessing that trying to fit a square-shaped block into a series of different shaped holes is somehow involved.

But at least your email served one purpose. I learned that "Beth" can also mean "retarded." Thanks for that. Cunt you next Tuesday.

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ImaBitch  02/05/08 7:01 pm
Isn't there something terribly existential about the idea of encouraging apathy? Damn, that's almost as profound as pondering the sound of one hand clapping.

DrBoB  02/05/08 8:55 pm
I can make the sound of 1 hand clapping, though it does involve it slapping against some other skin...

Iman Azol  02/06/08 2:46 pm
I'd support apathy by buying that shirt, but I really don't give enough of a shit.

I'd slap Beth, but I don't give a shit about that cunt, either.

Kerfuffle  02/06/08 3:18 pm
Dr. Bob, what you've just described is known as a flesh clap or fap fap fap fap fap.

AJ  02/06/08 3:52 pm
Oh my goodness, so hilarious. I liked the existential comment. So nayway, I have lived here a long time but I am still not a citizen (though I am white, and not illegal), so naturally I can't, vote and frankly so far, I DON'T give a flying monkey shit in '08!

Gregor  02/06/08 9:21 pm
sounds like, actually reads like, Beth is a lesbian. Does she need a "flesh clap"? By that i mean does she need a big fat cock slapped in her face or over her breasts, her firm, supple breasts, those cute little erect nipples..... Gotta go, be back in 5 mins.... Masturbate ya later fuckers, Greg, South Australia

JD  02/07/08 10:32 am
Hey Greg, why don't you just give ol' Beth a good solid mushroom stamp across the forehead.

Jessica  02/07/08 11:23 am
PLEASE get all upset about a shirt AND a topic that you cannot control... People aren't going to change their minds about voting bc of a shirt that says "Whos gives a shit.." the people who will buy that shirt... haven't given a shit for a while... so please....shut the fuck up. People don't vote.. bc they know, in the end it really doesn't MATTER that they waited in a line that was a fucking MILE long to tell the world who they think should be president of the United States....

you're a fuckin idiot,

steven moore  02/07/08 8:01 pm
fuck you t-shirt hell you never fail to make me laugth keep the world real good on t-shirt heell now fuck off and back to work i need more t-shirts to pissoff the public with !!!!

Syphallitic Mohammed  02/07/08 11:33 pm
I give a shit, in the monkey sense of shit giving. I usually reach between the bars of my cage and throw it. Get hit by one of my "Bhagdad Steamers" and you will know it infidels!

Mister Mxyzptlk  02/08/08 10:31 am
In a feild of candidates all bought and paid for by the same corporate intrests why shoud I prefer one candidate over the other to the point where I waste a perfectly good Tuesday finding a polling place when I could use that hour or two heading to the bar on my bosses time?

Sponge  02/08/08 10:46 am
Being English, i don't give a shit about the american election either, we've got enough problems with the moron that's taken over from another moron over here as it is without taking your problems into our own hands .... again

so it'll be the first female president, or the first black president, or the first monkey in space i don't really care

JennyeBrooke  02/08/08 11:29 am
It's people like superbeth that encourage me to buy and wear shirts like that =D

Johnny Wadd  02/08/08 6:32 pm
Maybe we could draft Ron Jeremy to run for President, he would know how to handle the "Oval Office". Plus he could bring some dignity back to the office after the last 2 administrations. He might even start a new fasion trend with that snappy mohair vest he wears in all of his movies.

Lawrence  02/08/08 7:34 pm
You're encouraging it?!?! How dare you encourage free thinking and freedom of expression, TShirt Hell?!? Where the fuck do you get off selling your tshirts to people who enjoy freedom of expression?
This whole thing is stupid. Let people wear 'em. It's your fucking money. Spend your hard earned welfare check how ever you want, so Beth, get off your soapbox and be quiet.

Gregor's limp clit  02/09/08 12:22 pm
Sounds like Gregette needs to stick to what it knows best. The wall of it's aboriginal hut. The only big fattys Gregette has even seen are the one it's glimpsed penetrating it's many orfaces. Have fun finding tweesers to pull your plit with outback sack. Love, Mumma

Sir Malek  02/12/08 12:56 am
well we got a nigger and the wife of a guy who cheated on her, and some white guy who seems like a pain in the ass so who gives a shit?

Gregor  02/12/08 7:50 pm
Woo-Hoo! My first hate reply! I'm honoured! Thanks "Gregor's limp clit" Do I know you? How did you know i was aboriginal? You cant know me that well though as we dont live in huts anymore douchebag. We get Government housing & welfare benefits! Dont have to work! It's hard to tell if you were genuinely upset by my comment (if so, suck shit, it worked) or just like me, you write comments to antagonise all the other readers/writers & goad them into reaction (if so, good comment. I laughed, not cried). We're all on this website for the wonderful anti PC shirts & sentiments & if you get upset by anything, FUCK OFF!!! You cant be laughing at one shirt & be outraged at another. You cop it sweet (like "Gregor's Limp Clit") & wait for the next tshirt notification/new thing. Gotta go beautiful people, it's nearly lunch time at the local all girls school. Time to check out the smorsgabord. Violate you later, Gregor, South Australia

Gregor  02/12/08 7:55 pm
G'day trendsetters! I know my last comment was long winded (& i'm not refering to a flatulence problem), but i want to give props to IMAN AZOL, JEWEY MCJEWERSON, YUTI TARDED. Your comments always give me a laugh. You're comments are always gold! Keep up the good work! Masturbate ya later, Gregor, South Australia

divided we fall

[Sincerely, My Vagina]

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Set a monkey on fire and they'll keep laughing with you.


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