02/12/04

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YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC SHEEP
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Is everyone else still recovering from the sight of Janet Jackson's
boob at the halftime show of the Super Bowl? I wasn't impressed.
If she had whipped her cock out, that would have been a different
story. If she had whipped her cock out and fucked Justin Timberlake
until he wept like a bitch, that would have been good television.

People tune in to the Super Bowl just to watch the commercials.
That's retarded. It's like buying a candy bar to eat the wrapper.
The Super Bowl commercials are so popular that they have a television
show that consists exclusively of The Super Bowl's greatest commercials.
So, you get to watch all of the commercials, with commercials, but none
of that annoying football to disturb you.

Valentine's Day is coming so be sure and buy your overpriced flowers
and candy. I'm sorry but wasn't a dozen roses $10 yesterday? Does it
really cost $40 to make a pink box instead of a white one? Oh, and
don't forget to buy a card written by a complete stranger which I'm sure
sums up exactly how you feel about the special person in your life. Not
only that, but it will all rhyme.

When the commercials came on during the Super Bowl at my house, I
was up getting a snack, or taking a shit, or both. And as for Valentine's
Day, I prefer to celebrate I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Day. It happens a
week after Valentines Day when all of the candy is on sale and all of the
flowers have gone back to regular price.

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YOUR VALENTINES FULL OF HATE AND BILE
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----- Original Message -----
From: Rigoberto
To: tshirthell
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 11:21 PM
Subject: you fucking homos

Dear T-shirt Hell

Your Jesus is a homo shirt is a new low even for fucking scumbags like you.
You are fucking homos and you will burn in hell with the rest of the
faggots.

(Editor's Note: I don't know if Jesus was a homo or not. I know he got the
occasional hand job from Judas, but let's face it, Judas gave great hand
jobs, and sometimes the son of God needs a little help relaxing after a hard
day of making miracles.)

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----- Original Message -----
From: matt
To: hell
Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2004 11:07 PM
Subject: STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE DONG!!!

How dare you have shirts that make fun of George Bush when our country is
at war. You are a bunch of commie faggets. You shoud go move to iraq if
you hate america so much and then you can be fucking pussy fagget niggers
all day long. Fuck you.

(Editor's Note: Let me make something clear. I'm not a faggot, or a
fagget for that matter. It is not my fault that men want my cock. It's
huge, it's well shaped, and it smells like fresh baked cookies. We don't
make fun of George Bush because we think he's an idiot. He's actually
an idiot. And in the interest of equal time, none of the Democratic
candidates are any better. Remember...at T-Shirt Hell, we're not
Democrats, we're not Republicans. We're just assholes.)

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----- Original Message -----
From: david
To: info
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 4:20 PM
Subject: order info

DEAR SIR,
WITH MUCH REGARDS TO YOUR COMPANY AND
PRODUCTS. AM REV, DAVID I WANT TO ORDER 6000PCS OF
T-SHIRTS FROM YOUR COMPANY FOR MY CHURCH CRUSADE
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GOD BLESS YOU.
REV,DAVID

(Editor's Note: To all you posers out there. This is what a real man of
God sounds like. How awesome is his crusade going to be when they all
show up in Ghana wearing shirts that say, "Shittles: Taste the Asshole."
The other churches are going to be so jealous.)

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So long. Peace, love and underpants.