02/28/04

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NEW STYLES COLORS AND SIZES!
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Just when you thought the greatest fucking t-shirt company
in the world couldn't get any greater, we did.

All of our men's high quality tees are now Hanes beefy tees, the
undisputed heavyweight champion of the t-shirt industry. Like
Muhammad Ali before all of the shaking and drooling. Plus, we've
added 6 new colors: puke, herb green, baby blue, steel grey,
Venice Beach and charcoal grey. And all of you fatties can put
down the Slim Fast, because now all of our tees go up to 3XL,
and the black, white, and steel go up to 5XL.

We've upgraded our hoodies (which now go to 3XL) and added
a new color steel. We also have a new shirt style, the white trash
tank, a fitted, sleeveless t-shirt in navy, steel, and white.

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NEW SHIRTS
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This time it's all about support.

Support your local lesbians.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=286

Support your local dealer.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=288

Support family values with a brand new baby shirt.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=289

Support our boys overseas.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=285

Support good health.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=287

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THE PISSING AND MOANING OF THE CHRIST
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Just when you thought Mel Gibson couldn't make a bigger
turd than "Lethal Weapon IV", he drops this one. And
all of the Jews are pissed off because he's telling everybody
that they killed God. Now let's think about it. That's not
so bad is it? I would think the Jews would want this movie
highly circulated in the Muslim world, with the obvious
threat being, "If you guys don't back off, we'll kill your God,
too. Then you get no 70 virgins, no paradise, no nothing."
Anyone who can kill God is one bad mother fucker.

But let's not forget that Jesus rose from the dead AND
ascended to a throne in heaven. Not too shabby. So in
essence, nobody really "killed" Jesus; it was more like a
fraternity hazing, or an early version of "Fear Factor" where
you endure all kinds of shit to win a valuable prize. Way to
go Jesus, and way to go Jews for helping him keep it real.

The President wants to make a Constitutional amendment
to ban gay marriage? Hey Georgie, I think you've got
enough on your plate right now... what with the war, and the
economy. Why don't you leave those nice people alone
and let them pick out their china patterns (and ass fuck)
in peace.

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HATE MAIL TO WARM UP A WINTER DAY
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----- Original Message -----
From: <Ice***@aol.com>
To: <info>
Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2004 9:56 PM
Subject: america

'Bring our Camel Fuckin Troops Home'? who the fuck do you
think you people are selling a t-shirt like that? fuck your hippy bullshit.

(Editor's Note: Sorry... there was an error in manufacturing. It was
supposed to say "Bring our Camel Fucking, Baby Killers Home".
We apologize.)

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----- Original Message -----
From: Char ****
To: tshirthell.com
Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2004 4:24 PM

Your shirt and your company sounds like HELL!!!. Just looking at your
website is why america is a mess. Why you ever degrade shirts on people
is beyond me, you must have been bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Editor's Note: You and your email sounds like a moron. Just reading your
email makes my brain shrink. Why you exist is beyond me, your parents
must be brother and sister. )

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----- Original Message -----
From: NYC***@aol.com
To: info
Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2004 7:58 PM
Subject: I "Plane NY" T-Shirt

Hi. I like to think of myself as having a great sense of humor and being
open-minded to you humorous t-shirts until i saw the t-shirt that said
"I (insert plane symbol) NY." I have never seen anything so repulsive
in my life. I am a New York City 911EMT, and a life-long New Yorker,
and witness to the horrific aftermath of 9-11. There is NOTHING funny
about the murder of almost 3,000 people in our country...

(Editor's Note: This thing went on forever, I had to edit it.)

... Nothing was remotely funny when Pearl Harbor was attacked. And
that's how it should be regarded, BLAH BLAH, BLAHBLAH
BLABBITY BLAH.

Thanks.

Uppity Bitch (Name changed to protect the ignorant)

(Editor's Note: If you think there is nothing funny about Pearl Harbor, I
recommend you rent the movie "1941" with John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd.
It is a really funny movie about Pearl Harbor AND Steven Spielberg directed
it so it must be OK to laugh, because he's a world class pussy who would
never seek to offend anybody.)

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So long. Peace and crackers.