03/03/03

Remember...T-Shirt Hell is an Equal Opportunity Alienator...

Ok you're pro war and you want an anti Saddam shirt? Get it here:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=137

Ok, you're pro-peace...but you also want a piece? Get it here:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=206

Ok, you're undecided but want a pro-fisting shirt? Get it here:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=208

Ok, you're a woman and...uh...that's it...you're a woman...go here:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=209

and... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=205

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Now onto everyone's favorite part of our newsletter...FAN MAIL!

----- Original Message -----
From: "Pete & Kelli Orta"
To:
Sent: Tuesday, March 18, 2003 1:14 AM
Subject: Banner Contest Submission

I can't believe some of your t-shirts.
when we both die, I'll piss on you from heaven to cool you off, as God
and I with a beer in each hand watch you burn in hell.

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Whoizzit"
To:
Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 1:55 PM
Subject: Your t-shirts are not cool

Your t-shirts are stupid and boring just like you. You sexist, child
p8rning, bastard.

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----- Original Message -----
From: MaRvELoUsMoTLeY@!!!!!.com
To: info@tshirthell.com
Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2003 5:30 PM
Subject: Hey

You people have hit a new low. I hope what goes around comes
around because you assh0les deserve it. Let me know when your
mother or sister gets raped and murdered it would make a cool shirt.

FUCK OFF WITH LOVE
Joe

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----- Original Message -----
From: Kevin Kryst
To: info@tshirthell.com
Sent: Tuesday, March 04, 2003 2:27 PM
Subject: hate mail

hey i bet u guys eat alot of chicken...

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----- Original Message -----
From: m cu%%er
To: info@tshirthell.com
Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2003 6:43 AM
Subject: while viewing your website..

Dear shirthell company,

While viewing your website trying to sell Controversial t-shirts i found it
very enjoyable and was pondering on whether i should buy one. I then
clicked on the "worse then hell" hyperlink and found myself viewing a
webpage with Anti-America comments on many shirts. As a Brit, i feel
astounded at the fact that your website can be allowed to be running. The
question that struck me immediately was why a t-shirt company was
getting into politics as it had no rights to do so.

So, i carried on looking and to my dis-belief i found a t-shirt with the
logo "What about all the good things Hitler did?" - At this point i felt i
needed to contact you and inform you of how groce that statement and
t-shirt is.

Therefore i would like you to remove it from your website as it has
offended many people of whom could shut down your lovely website.

Every one has a right to their own opinion, but not when it comes to selling
clothing.

Mr Cu%%er

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----- Original Message -----
From: Billy Galloway
To: info@tshirthell.com
Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 2:38 PM
Subject: R.I.P

FUCK OFF YOU SICK BASTARDS HOPE YOU GET AIDS
[MELODIC ROCKERS AGAINST PRICKS]

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Now onto some REAL opinions from the T-Shirt Hell editor (Saddam):

[GANGSTA RAPPERS]----
Gangsta Rappers who sing about being gangstas are not really gangstas
at all..they are insecure little babies who lack intelligence and who would
rather be "shooting it up with the guys" than being real men and enjoying
a real life of bowling, watching wrestling on tv and hemorrhoids.

[PEPSI Vs. COKE]----
White people enjoy Coke...black people enjoy Pepsi.

[THE WAR]----
We don't care either way, because we have no real belief system (other
than believing that we, the general public don't really know what is going
on behind the scenes). We just hope that we get some good t-shirt ideas
from the whole thing and make millions!

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That's it for now...we wish all the soldiers that get thrown into the
fucking mess that is Iraq, the best of luck and we hope you make it
home safe.

Seriously.

-T-Shirt Hell