If you are a Weapon of Ass Destruction, click here:

If you are a South American Idol, click here:

If you're So Gay, you're Almost Straight, click here:

If you're into Saddamy, click here:

If domestic violence is your thing, click here:

Flying Pig Fucker?


We wanted to let all you crazy fucks out there know that we have not chosen
a winner in our Monthly T-Shirt Whore contest because the submissions have
been so lame that we refuse to choose mediocrity.

So here is your big chance to win 5 shirts of your choice. Get a camera,
take a pic of yourself doing something crazy or sexy in your t-shirt hell
shirt, then scan the pic in or download it to your computer and e-mail us.

You have a REALLY good shot at winning if you do ANYTHING that is crazy in
the pic. Seriously, we're not going to pick a new winner until we get some
good submissions. So do something creative and you have a good shot.

Here are some of the previous submissions that we've received:



----- Original Message -----
From: "daniel bahala" <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 10:00 PM
Subject: STUFF


its me mclongs i like your products but i cannot buy them coz im a student
only ilike to wear that im a one choose to wear that by using sending.


(editor's note: What?)

----- Original Message -----
From: Hada Chapman
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2003 5:41 PM
Subject: dont you dare email me back

that south american idol shirt with the cotton is not funny, rebel or cool
at all. that is fucking racist of you. It isnt a wonder someone hasnt
reported you, and its no doubt youve made a shirt making fun of african
americans before. youre taking this too far.

(editor's note: It's cocaine...not cotton (although we expect this guy must
have sniffed a few lines of cotton before sending us this e-mail)

----- Original Message -----
From: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, March 19, 2003 6:42 PM
Subject: ur dumb asses

You morons I know I already emailed you but I just read some more T-shirts
and you r a total dumb ass who the hell do u think u r dissing peoples
religions? Christ is not a sissy. Plus oh my God what do you think you are
doing making fun of our nations president when u don't know shit about
politics? In addition to that, making fun of the truth commercials
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo not cool. As I explained in my last email, go
rot in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leslie Gaarder

(editor's note: Christ *is* a sissy. His dad told us)

----- Original Message -----
From: andrea snyder
Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2003 2:33 PM
Subject: hi

hey send me some kool site about t-shirt from hell

(editor's note: What?)

----- Original Message -----
From: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2003 1:49 PM
Subject: Re: Black Tees

I Read A While Ago On This Site That I Could Buy Black Tees, But Now I Can't
Find It Again...Can You Help Me?

(editor's note: What?)

----- Original Message -----
From: "Matthew ele" <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2003 12:00 AM
Subject: info

The T-shirt hell contest. Who is that chick with the "talk nerdy to me"
shirt with the skirt and books and picken her nose? She's a hottie Hook me
up. (with an email address ill do the rest) Thanks Later
-Mathue Ele

(editor's note: Who do we look like? "Match internet losers (who can't go
out and meet women in public) up with our T-shirt Hell whores.com?")


This month's newsletter is short because I have to go get some Pizza with
my parents. Family is important to me.

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