04/09/04

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1 SHIRT 2 SHIRT, RED SHIRT NEW SHIRT
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Our latest batch of shirts is fun for the whole family.

If you love Spam, if you hate the Irish, if you're
proud you're a drunk. If you help the handicapped,
if you hate Democrats, if you eat your own spunk.

I'm just like Dr. Seuss! Would you like it in the ass?
Would you like it in the grass? Would you like it
in your face? Would you like it in a vase?

All of our new shirts are here:

http://www.tshirthell.com/newshirt302.htm

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DO YOU LOVE THE LADIES?
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We do. Why don't you satisfy a woman for
a change by submitting your funny t-shirt idea.
Specifically, we are looking for shirts that will
appeal to all of our fine female fans, and the ugly
ones, too.

Click here to submit them and your chance to win
$100.

http://www.tshirthell.com/ideasrequest.htm

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SCOOBY DUDE
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Is it just me, or does that guy who plays Shaggy
in the Scooby Doo movies the spitting image of
Shaggy from the cartoon? I know that was the
point when they cast him, but seriously- he looks
just like him. And, he sounds just like him. And
he walks just like him.

The actor's name is Matthew Lillard. He played
a teenager in Hackers which came out in 1995.
And he's STILL a teenager 9 years later. If this guy
doesn't get an Oscar, there's no justice.

And don't even get me started on that giant dog.

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THE HATE GOES IN, THE HATE GOES OUT
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----- Original Message -----
From: jn***@aol.com
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2004 1:19 PM

ur a rite bich tellin every 1 2 blok me n elli gess wat i dont care
and i ave £20 so if ur goin 2 start 2 behave den u shood cum
down da town but if ur gonna b a bich den plese just fuck off
iv got enuf shit in my life (not includin u) and ur o.o.o dont tell
any1 else bout me ndaisys secret or u r gona b in deep shite k!!!?
mail me bk caz u bloked me on messenger (BITCH)

bi jess

(Editor's Note: u wud think i wud want 2 make a funy reply,
but i is 2 confused. i think this iz 1 uv da Spice Gurlz- Stupid
Fukin Moron Spice.)

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Ashley T
Sent: Wednesday, April 07, 2004 2:32 PM
Subject: Sex Offender T-Shirt

I always go to your site and I think that your shirts are funny.
But now you have a shirt about sex offenders and that is not funny.
I was molested when I was a child, and it was by someone
I trusted. I relive my experiences virtually every day of my life.
If you have any common decency, you will remove this shirt.

(Editor's Note: Hold on, I'm almost there...wait...ohh...ohh...
ohh...ahhhhh. Boy it's hard to type with one hand. I am so tired
of people telling me that most of our shirts are funny, but THIS
shirt is not funny because THIS shirt deals with something that
affected them. THIS shirt is over the line. Let me help you out:

THERE IS NO LINE. THE LINE ONLY EXISTS IN YOUR
PATHETIC, NARROW MIND. (WEEE I'M TYPING LIKE
A NIGERIAN!))

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----- Original Message -----
From: Yoshiko
Sent: Tuesday, March 15, 2004 2:48 PM
Subject: Re: Re:Japanese Shrit

I do not think you are very funny. You think I not
understand how you make joke of me. You are a rude boy.
I did report you to police department. Do not please to
write me again.

Thank-you

(Editor's note: This is the same lady who wrote last time to
complain about our "I'm Huge In Japan" shirt. All I did
was offer a little friendly customer service. Well, no more
Mr. Nice Guy. Fuck you Lucy Liu, and your son. And if
I ever find you I'll roll you up in a carpet and cut you up like
sushi. Godzilla is the least of your worries now and no
badly dubbed scientist, or police department in the world
can save you. OK, maybe Gamera could save you, but
that's it. )

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So long. Peace keep off the grass