05/03/02
It's May and Hell is in the air (not a good smell)! T-Shirt Hell
has officially
been online for 6 months and on Alexa.com
(the web's top traffic ranking engine)
we are ranked 28,324 out of over 4 million web sites. While this
may seem low to
some, it officially means that we are the highest ranked T-Shirt
site on the Internet...
in only 6 months! So I figure this is the perfect time to give
it all up. Who would like
to buy T-Shirt Hell?
Ah...I'm just joshin ya. Why would I want
to just fork over Hell like that? I'm having
too much fun pissing everyone off, plus no one would hire me anywhere
else because I'm mentally incapable of being in a room with others
and I have a very hairy behind.
Go here now: http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/press/press_osbournes.htm to read how
everyone's favorite drugged up, fowl-mouthed family, The Osbournes,
stole one of
our official T-Shirt Hell T-Shirts and then decided to sell it
EVERYWHERE and call it an official Osbourne Family shirt. We are
making this legal and want to let the world know that the big
boys will not be allowed to walk all over the little guys (when
I say little I mean that we have small penises, but that's a story
for next month's newsletter). You can even vote on what we should
do to get OURS from the Osbournes on the site!
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Hot new T-Shirt Hell shirts include:
(front)There are 2 people fucking on the
back of my shirt, (back) Just Kidding,
Believe in Jesus!
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=112
Medium Pimpin
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=111
and of course..."Fuck My Family,
I'm Moving in With the Osbournes!"
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=101
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This month's "We really like this site and want to share
with you" link is.....Fark.com! http://www.fark.comv
If you have not been to Fark, go there
now and MAKE SURE you check out their Photoshop contests (where
photoshop artists alter topical photos). It's the ONLY thing on
the internet that makes me laugh out loud (then again I am a sad,
lonely human being and don't really know what it's like to laugh
regularly).
Until next time....poop. |
