We are having a 25% off sale on everything on our site including shirts that we no longer sell. Does that sound retarded? Well of course it does! It's the first annual Special Olympics Sail and it's chock full of retarded savings! It may be retarded, but it's true. We have opened up the T-Shirt Hell vault and we are once again selling some of our limited edition shirts. These are some of the classic shirts that are no longer on the site.
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Happy Independence Day. That was directed at Americans, of course. For the rest of you...uh...go fuck a goat, I guess. Or you can emulate everybody's favorite country and have your own celebration this July 4. Celebrate alongside America as we live it up even as we continue our downward spiral and will soon have our global position usurped by China. U - S - A! U - S - A! U - S - A!
The world lost a legendary comedian and a trailblazer in every sense of the word last week when George Carlin passed away at the age of 71. And in honor of Mr. Carlin, I have a little message for all those who still attempt to stifle free speech and censor artists: You mother f**king c**ks**kers can eat my s**t and lick my dirty c**t.
With Election Day drawing near, Senators Obama and McCain should be choosing their running mates any day now. And if either of them are reading this, and I know they aren't, I'd like to make a suggestion. Gentlemen (assholes), please put aside your partisan leanings and do what's best for this country. Please, either of you, make your running mate a retarded midget. As long as the VP is worthless he may as well be funny.
Speaking of retarded midgets, apparently there's a sex tape starring Vern "Mini-Me" Troyer making it's rounds on the internet. I know it sounds disgusting, but in my defense I thought I was fucking a baby.
Bill Clinton is likely to meet with Barack Obama in the next few days. He is expected to publicly lend his support, and privately pass along the phone number of Monica Lewinsky. Said Obama, “I like big butts and I can not lie.”
Steven Tyler has checked himself out of rehab. Tyler said he had no choice but to get sober because Amy Winehouse has taken literally all of the drugs in the world.
In case all the ads for amazing car deals hadn't clued you in, Independence Day is almost here. I think I speak for most Americans when I say "Who gives a shit?" I don't mean to sound unpatriotic, it's just that the Fourth of July has been the same old song and dance for the past several decades. An overcooked hot dog, a sparkler and an M-80 up a cat's ass just aren't cutting it anymore. Which is why I suggest we change things up a bit this year.
Let's face it, we need something to rekindle our appreciation for this country. It took two planes slamming into the largest buildings in America to even make us FEIGN patriotism. And even that only lasted a year or two. They say you don't know what you got 'til it's gone; well that is especially true when it comes to our freedom. That's why this year, I propose we start enslaving Americans.
Here's the idea: Each year, starting on July 4, we enslave a different segment of the population to make them appreciate the freedom they would normally have. I suggest we start with black people for a couple reasons. #1- We already did it once so it should be a smooth transition. #2 - If ever anyone needed to understand the struggles of his ancestors it's a guy with jewels in his mouth and spinners on his car (Incidentally, while it's true I am black; I'm exempt because I thought of this).
Next year we'll move onto Middle Eastern Americans. Then the Latinos and so on and so forth down my color chart. We're looking at white slaves around 2013 (to be immediately followed by albinos).
I'm sorry it had to come to this, but I think people have actually grown uncomfortable with freedom because they feel like it robs them of purpose. It's so bad they complain about the fact that pot isn't legal, even though we can smoke it pretty much whenever we want. Seriously, hippie...is that the best you got? Stop manufacturing fights and enjoy your freedom. That's the point of fighting for a cause in the first place. It's not supposed to be busy work, it's supposed to be the catalyst for some form of change.
But nothing really needs changing anymore. You can disagree with that all you want, but we currently have so many freedoms it borders on hedonism. We're living in a country where you can get all-you-can-eat pizza for half an hour's pay right before going to the mall for a nose-piercing and an Evil Dead figurine. If that isn't freedom I don't know what the fuck is.
Sure, a lot of people have it bad these days, but the bottom line is that they have the freedom to change their situation. In the old days a slave would get his goddamn foot cut off if he tried to leave the plantation. You, on the other hand, can change your situation if you really want to. Don't like your job? Grow a pair and get a different one. Don't like your religion? Stop going to church. Don't like your kids? Kill them and dump them in a vat of lye.
The point is, you have the freedom to change whatever you want about your life. The problem is that you all expect your politicians or your employers or your religious leaders to do the changing for you. Guess what? They have the right to be greedy cunts just like you have the right to be whatever you want to be. I know how much the cool kids hate the idea of conforming, but you have to conform to society. Society is too fucking big to conform to someone as insignificant as you.
I don't waste energy fighting for yet another right we don't need. I revel in our current freedoms. All these "socially conscious" assholes call people like me apathetic just because we recognize fighting is no longer necessary. We are simply reaping the benefits of the change our forefathers ushered in in the 1860's and 1960's. It's not that we don't appreciate their sacrifice, we're just not going to keep fighting battles they've already won.
In summation, get ready for the shackles and prepare to love this country again. God bless my vagina! And if he has time, America.
"Sure, a lot of people have it bad these days, but the bottom line is that they have the freedom to change their situation."
Amen sister, amen! If only more people thought like us, this country would be a much better place. Who is John Galt?
Big Rob 07/01/08 9:00 pm
Does this slavery thing come with sodomy? Because if being free means being a sodomized slave for a day, sign me up!
My opinions: They matter. 07/01/08 10:31 pm
Fighting society is just too much fucking fun.
TheMan 07/02/08 8:40 am
I don't normally fuck black chicks, but after reading your rant I think I may be in love with you. If you wouldn't mind the occasional three way on the weekends with you , me and a midget/goat/hot chick/blowup doll I would even consider letting you in my house.
Jeebus 07/02/08 9:15 am
I love you.
and your god-blessed vagina.
seriously folks, apathy is the new pragmatism.
and misanthropy is the new compassion.
tara:) 07/02/08 10:18 am
Very well written girl! loved it! im going to now go and change my entire life this very second- oh... and god bless retarded midgets!!
whitetrashgrrl 07/02/08 3:05 pm
I hate my job. I'd like to change it. Can I work for T-Shirt Hell? Thanks! Resume' forthcoming, or is that forthcumming? Either way, I like it.
youruglypussy 07/03/08 3:59 am
You have a beautiful mind and thanks for sharing.
God bless your vagina
sabret00the 07/03/08 5:04 am
Liked the comment about feigning patriotism on 9/11. Mention 9/11 to an American and it's like they instantly have something good to say about their country, not to mention they're so subservient, they turn into little Seven-Eleven mules where the staff go that extra mile because their working for minimum wage and don't want to rock the boat as it could lead to them being deported. America, fuck yeah!
Mark 07/03/08 5:06 am
Great Rant. Fucking hippies and whinny bitches. I thought of the slave thing first, but since you have a site, I guess you trump me. Either way, You mother f**king c**ks**kers can eat my s**t and lick my dirty c**t.
Dan 07/03/08 10:50 am
Ahhh...at last I understand! The writer of the website's opinion column is a stupid idiot. It all makes sense now. The opinion column writer is so stupid he doesn't even realize it. Now THAT'S stupidity! Live that way.
I Slap Bitches Kuz Lil Wayne Slaps Bitches And That Makes It Cool 07/03/08 11:38 am
whining about pot not being legalized is about all i do with my day. that and listen to hardcore death metal bands like slipknot, disturbed and three days grace. if thay legalised it, all i would have left to do is cry and cut myself. KEEP IT ILLEGAL!!!
cockmobster 07/03/08 1:47 pm
Preach it you uneducated urban fuck. Finally some poor ignorant bastard is saying what everyone should be thinking...
In a way you've just proven the "monkeys smacking typewriters writing Shakespeare" cliche... with enough ignorant socio-cultural degenerates ranting non-sense, it was only a matter of time until one of you actually said something profound.
Now if only America could pass *effective* laws that curtail, or better yet move to *eliminate*, corruption, instead of encouraging it... if you keep spewing quality insight like this people may start to call you a prophet, I mean you can't possibly be intelligent enough to come up with it on your own... so it's either luck or some kind of higher power (the pope would say God, Tom Cruise would say aliens, I would just call you a plagarist.
AAcehole 07/03/08 6:22 pm
I'm old, so it's "InDepends" day every day. Nothing like lighting shit on fire, running away and having your ears ring in celebration of faggots not getting married. I suppose if we give up the right to smoke, use carbon and eat meat followed by forfieting all our earnings we could truely be free.
Happy InDepends day ya'll.
gcunningham59 07/03/08 6:33 pm
A:
No sense of humor = Complaining Little Bitch = Worthless Soul.
B:
If you don't like the T-Shirt, don't buy one.
C:
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em troops!
gcunningham59 07/03/08 6:38 pm
Oops, that should have gone on the "All Your Hate" blog.
My bad.
Slayer 07/03/08 11:06 pm
I think a retarded midget for VP would be funny! Maybe Obama can recruit Emmanuel Lewis for his running mate!!!
samantha 07/04/08 10:41 am
slipknot, disturbed and three days grace are death metal bands? LOL! Now that's funny.
Pud 07/04/08 5:07 pm
You are obviously intelligent, very witty and in need of a late mliddleaged hairy white guy to deal with yor vagina. There is no difference between the races, just the intelligences, and you prove it. By the by, where di you get the pic of the utterly charming ass on the newsletter header?
Aaron 07/25/08 1:33 am
You're all a bunch of fuckheads.
Jake Malicious 08/11/08 9:28 pm
samantha you beat me to it! Reminds me of in high school, some bimbo was doing a science class experiment. Seeing which type of music helps plants grow faster. She listed "linkin park" as heavy metal. I about smacked the dumb bitch in front of the whole school.
-----Original Voicemail-----
From: Mike Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008
Editor's Note: I usually don't do this, but I am going to have to agree with this complaint. We need to pull that "1630" shirt immediately. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. 1630 means 4:30 p.m. in military time, so what is exactly is the joke?
Oh wait...we don't have a "1630" shirt you fucking cock-tonguer. Why don't you find out what you're bitching about before you call customer service? This is like that time I complained about how my Vietnamese hooker's urine tasted. Well, when I found out she was Laotian...boy was my face red (actually yellow and salty, but you know what I mean).
And you can dispute it all you want, but this shirt IS who our "guys" are right now. That's why they're cool and you're a dick. They're all puffing on their camouflage bongs right now and laughing their balls off at this shirt. Meanwhile, your sober ass is chatting in forums with your buddies like a goddamn sewing circle and complaining about pot jokes. Get the fuck over yourself. Semper Fi. That means "lick my crack," right?
*hits head against keyboard* Hmm, stupid am I, much? Under Contact, mebbie. Kay, I'll stop now.
Susan Busani's rancid snatch 07/02/08 2:37 am
Hey asshole...you and what army is gonna make t-shirt Hell take it down?
Ronman 07/02/08 9:01 am
Hahahaha!!!!
Paula 07/02/08 9:43 am
Quite frankly, I don't know why everyone is up on their "high" horses (get it...high?...oh never mind). I know lots of Vietnam veterans who would be proud to wear this T-shirt. In fact, I know lots of Vietnam veterans who would smoke this T-shirt!!!
Ze Randinator 07/02/08 10:52 am
OK....I’m going with the Editor on this one...and supporting most of the undereducated comments above as well.
HEY retard get a life will you! (Or should I have punctuated that with a question mark...no that was a statement not a question).
If you were actually "still in the military" you would find that a vast majority of the military support blowing our brains out daily or weekly with substance abuse. Second, of that majority most of those would be burning, rolling, loading a bong, or taking knife hits if we could. All the craziness of being wasted and no hang over….god I miss 16:20!
You see dumb ass…I have never heard of a stoned guy getting into a bar fight but I have witnessed drunk GI’s fight each other for not better reason than spilling their beer. T-Shirt Hell has done more for the war effort than you have you West Virginian, inbred, stupid, fucking retard. They gave us the shirt that says “Soldiers need HUMMERS.” Now that shirt has personally helped me get my cock sucked when in the middle of Iraq at least twice.
Thank you T-shirt Hell! Keep up the good work! So you know, most of us in the military have a good sense of humor and support the antics of your company without question. When I get out of the military I will burn one…ok..maybe more than one…BUT I will burn it at 16:20 because that is just kewl! (ok now that last comment didn’t sound all the educated either, but fuck it! Or is it Butt fuck it?)
Randinator
P.S. just for the record, my sister in law gave me that nickname in high school…1986…so yes…I’m not some young punk rambling on here…I’ve been doing this job for a while now! Take that West Virginia-! If you don’t like our country or our freedoms…move the fuck out!
16:20
gcunningham59 07/03/08 6:39 pm
A:
No sense of humor = Complaining Little Bitch = Worthless Soul.
B:
If you don't like the T-Shirt, don't buy one.
C:
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em troops!
Slayer 07/03/08 11:11 pm
Haven't some of the military men and women given the thumbs up for this shirt and said they'd wear it? So why is this dumb ass complaining? Shut the fuck up, bro! You're single handedly giving the armed forces bad publicity, crying over a fucking shirt. Where's your sense of patriotism? Oh, you don't have one!!! Light 'em up!!!
ledheadmelli 07/07/08 3:10 pm
16 THIRTY? How stoned are you, asswipe?
Anyone find it a bit ironic that these same 'patriots' insist the soldiers are over there fighting for our rights (bullshit - this is about OIL), yet the constant suppression (by the 'patriots') of our 1st Amendment right makes them the enemy our soldiers should be fighting against!
As a blue-blooded DAR member, Navy brat and relative of many Purple Heart veterans, all I can say is - you can semper fi me too, motherfucker!
tytofte 07/29/08 5:14 pm
I submitted this idea. I am a marine. 'Nuff said. Did you really think a civilian thought of it? And BTW to all of you (except tshirthell, they got it right on the shirt), military time has no colon in it. 1620, not 16:20. Semper High!
-----Original Submission-----
From: Dan R.
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008
Dearest Faggots,
I can't believe you're selling American Apparel shirts now. Are they soft? Yes. But you guys are supposed to be an edgy, offensive t-shirt company that despises pretentious pricks and hippies. And now you're buying your shirts from a fucking swarming hive of dirty, self-righteous urban hippies. What the fuck is that?
If I'm buying a shirt that calls the people reading it fucking cunts, why would I want it to look "vintage." That's fucking stupid. Just because all of the other hipster T-shirt companies sell American Apparel shirts DOES NOT mean you should. Fucking shit.
Editor's Note: Despise? We don't despise anyone. We just don't care about anyone. Would I LIKE to see a hippie get stomped to death? Not particularly. It'd be cool to watch, but whether or not the person being stomped is a hippie is irrelevant. Black/white, gay/straight, Mexican/not stinky - as long as it's not me, it doesn't matter who's being stomped.
More to the point, it doesn't matter where money comes from. Whether it comes from your average Joe Six-pack or a crooked cop who sells guns to inner-city youths, it all gets me the same blow.
By the way, it should be noted that American Apparel is not "a bunch of hippies." They are businessmen like any other. They have simply chosen to present you with the image of a socially conscious corporation so they can extract money from an untapped segment of the population. And you may want to sit down for this one, but the CEO of Aunt Jemima is NOT a sassy, black lady.
I, on the other hand, am a sassy, black lady. But how many of you would've guessed I'm also a self-loathing cunt who tries to fill the void in her life with meaningless sex and cheap whiskey? All of you? Well kiss my Nubian grits!
The Nubians are an ethnic group originally from northern Sudan, now inhabiting East Africa and some parts of Northeast Africa, in southern Egypt.
Bored Student 07/01/08 8:51 pm
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SASSY BLACK LADY!!
Bored, Uncreative Student 07/01/08 10:42 pm
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BORED STUDENT!!
Susan Busani's used tampon 07/02/08 2:25 am
Hey Dan R..why don't you take some Viagra and then hop aboard a SST?
I thought you Konservative fucknuts liked Free Enterprise and you do business with whoever the fuck you want?
You're a fucking hypocrite
Chef 07/02/08 10:27 am
Cheap whiskey? You're rich as fuck, why settle for the cheap shit?
Matt N 07/02/08 11:05 am
How many white farmers would flip out when they found out the owner of John Deer is a French black man with gray eyes who lives in the phoenix area.
Karl 07/02/08 1:29 pm
Are you fucking serious?
Is he fucking serious?
Shirts are shirts, it doesn't matter which goddamned corporation sells them, they're still just fucking shirts.
jdm 07/03/08 9:17 am
as an nyc bartender sex and cheap whiskey are my stock and trade. you don't need us, this should be on a platter for you.
Usagi 07/03/08 11:28 am
....I would so kiss those Nubian grits....
Slayer 07/03/08 11:18 pm
I can fill the void in your life with about 7 inches!
Dan R., WAH! WAH! WAH!!!
ledheadmelli 07/07/08 3:17 pm
meaningless sex, cheap whisky and SCATHING COMMENTARY! It's why we all love your ass - black, white, big, small, round, flat - we could just eat you up with a spoon, girlfriend!
-----Original Message----- From: Andrew
Sent: Saturday, June 28, 2008
I just wanted to let you guys know your shirts suck now a days. They used to be witty and funny, now they're just fucking stupid. You really had a good thing going for a while though. Take care.
Editor's Note: Oh you silly boy (with a vagina). Our shirts haven't changed. They are just as [adjective] as they ever were. YOU are the one who has changed. It's something we encounter quite frequently.
Without realizing it, a person undergoes some kind of change (intellectual, moral, underwear) and they feel as though the world around them has changed. Well, the world hasn't changed and neither have we. In fact, we resist change at all turns (Vote McCain!). The world still sucks and we still kick ass. You have simply become a different person. That's my polite way of saying you're a fag.
It happened in this instance and it'll happen again. Try this: Make a list of everything you currently enjoy (CSI Miami, Budweiser, purple dildos) and put it away. Look at it a couple years from now. None of it will have changed, but I guarantee you won't feel the same way about it. Your perspective changes even as things in your life retain the same quality. You know what that means? You should kill yourself.
Actually, some very interesting things can grow on purple dildos.
Susan Busani's worn out personal vibrator 07/02/08 2:28 am
Hey Andrew...
Anybody forcing you to buy a fucking shirt? No? then shut teh fuck up
dementedboots 07/02/08 4:12 am
...i'm pretty sure most of the new shirts just aren't as funny as the older ones.
Nonny Amos 07/02/08 10:45 pm
Suicide is the answer; the question is irrelevant.
sabret00the 07/03/08 5:11 am
It's without a doubt that they t-shirts are more political than offensive at the moment. But fuck, it's the time of year it is. Corporations the world over take back handers in a bid to promote the election just so that black people snub it extra hard because it's cool. Give it a couple hundred years and they'll turn out in their droves in a bid to better the white-man before them. I mean didn't one of the American presidents walk around with wooden teeth and now look?! PS: These aren't love handles, I've just got my dick wrapped around my waist a couple times. I'm out, your favourite Black Englishman with a TSH fetish, sabret00the.
Slayer 07/03/08 11:22 pm
Is this another example of someone who submitted an idea and is pissed off that theirs didn't get chosen? Pathetic.
Jake Malicious 08/11/08 9:50 pm
I'd hate to agree with a whiny bitch, but on this point, I'm afraid I'll have to agree with the hate mailer for once.
-----Original Submission-----
From: psychobilly*** @ ***.com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008
You need to pull that "It's 1620 somewhere" shirt now! It is inaccurate and demeaning to the brave men and women fighting the good fight. I like a lot of your shirts, but this one has gone too far. If you keep it on your site, stand by for a shit-storm...
Editor's Note: I receive a shit-storm every Saturday night. I pay Michelle an extra $20 for that. But seriously...it's more like $50.
Which is why I was thrilled to see this guy's threat. Here we are a couple weeks after we put up that shirt and - surprise surprise - not only have I not received a shit-storm, I haven't even received a urine-storm.
I'm really just not getting this idea that we're demeaning the troops with this shirt. If ever a group of people needed pot it's the military. We're talking about people we call on to kill and have appendages blown off, and you don't even want to afford them the luxury of getting baked? I get to (and do) smoke pot and all I have to do is respond to spermbags like you all day.
Here's an idea: Go tell a bunch of guys with PTSD they can't smoke pot anymore and see how long it takes them to relieve their stress in a different form, i.e., punching you in the face until their hands are covered in brain.
This guy's an idiot. I am over in Iraq right now and I've already ordered one....which I'm still waiting on by the way.
Susan Busani's double-headed dildo 07/02/08 2:40 am
Send this asshole Tubgirl...then he'll wish he had a joint.
Griff 07/02/08 6:10 am
I was in the Marine Corp and Pot Reference's and Trips down Memory(Amnesia) lane about when we used to do, or are going to do when we got our were always there. Matter of fact what the fuck are they fighting for if they can't blaze up once they've done their duty to the good ol USA.
Sincerely Pot Smoker and Patriot.
Squid 07/02/08 7:43 am
Some of the inbred yuppie larvae objecting to this shirt need to have a chat with a few of their local Vietnam vets. You know, the last bullshit war that America was nowhere close to "winning".
You can find these poor folks at the usual spots; at the local vet center (as if the average cunt squirt would ever visit there), in a "retirement home" (another place the VA keeps them out of public view..."Agent What? Orange? Is that a soft drink?" The VA seemed to think the same until the 80's, long after many of our boys died from the poisoning), or on the street corner with missing limbs begging for spare change because the VA cut their benefits harsher than the shrapnel that took off their legs and ability to walk (while being spit on and told to get a job).
It is amazing that the only thing most bandwagon patriot Americans really care about in regards to the military happen to be the image. How DARE people say that soldiers fire one up?
However, the reality is quite different. 90% of Nam vets smoke pot, and still do, unless they happen to be on a VA PTSD cocktail of experimental drugs. Some of these drugs conveniently have the side-effect of DEATH, which makes the VA's job that much easier.
Back in Nam, soldiers were given ONE day out of the week on the back lines - IF they were lucky. That was their time to sit back and fire one up to forget how many buddies they lost, or how many gooks they had to kill on orders, be it man, woman, or child.
Then they were berated and attacked by the parents of these so-called yuppie "patriots" when they got back home for being baby killers. That is the future that today's veterans are looking forward to, and it isn't pretty.
To anyone who finds offense to this shirt - serve a tour or three of real warfare, then see what bad memories you'll try to live with. Then you'll be begging for a bit of the green to help you through some of the grief and pain you still have to live through while remembering the cheerful face of the corporal that landed in your lap after it was shot off, while you were covered in his brains.
Becki 07/02/08 10:31 am
Squid you said it all man...mad props to you.
i think everybody needs to read that post before they think about leaving a fuckhead comment on this.
Daniel 07/02/08 1:35 pm
Gee, with the budget those tools can handle, they could make it just a little better, like meth or something of better quality, at least they should get some mushroom's tea.
P.S. I hope with this comment I get a free shirt, even a bong it's ok for me.
a serviceman 07/02/08 3:16 pm
Demeaning the troops? I missed that one, cuz I'm not offended, at all. Do I smoke pot? No. Do I think the "16:20" shirt is funny? Hell yes. So, everyone who's bitching... please shut the fuck up, and let us troops decide what does and doesn't offend us.... like Code Pink and Westboro... yeah, fuck those guys.
Realist 07/02/08 4:32 pm
First of all i dont give a shit what anyone wears, except for islams.
For people who get upset that some soldiers might smoke some weed and laugh about, please dont forget that american pilots are fed methamphetamnines so that they have faster reaction times. Infact, when an american pilot killed 4 canadians in a friendly fire incindent, he avoided courtmarshall because he had been fed forementioned methamphetamines by his government.
I dont know if there is a 4:20 for meth junkies but perhaps there should be a t-shirt for the pilots too.
Maybe, Look up, its time to chomp on some speed somewhere.
Nimrod 07/02/08 4:38 pm
Nuff said!
me 07/03/08 9:21 am
Bravo Squid
Literalist 07/03/08 12:58 pm
Military time??? WTF? It's the 24 hour clock or astronomical time and is the international standard for time. Military time or Army time is the label really stupid people put on this form of time keeping. BTW, the U.S. and Canada are about the only two countries in the world that use the 12 hour clock. Get a clue morons! And, that shirt rocks!
Nspektrgajit 07/03/08 3:05 pm
What a fucking douche bag. Okay, its 1503 right now and I bet your retarded blown out ass that some desert, somewhere at about 1620 some of "our guys" will be out smokin tweeds. Fucking Dick. You should shoot yourself !!!!
gcunningham59 07/03/08 7:30 pm
psychobilly,
You ignorant fuck.
"Inaccurate"?
I hardly think so. After all it IS 16:20 somewhere now, isn't it?.
"Demeaning"?
Your post suggests you are not currently serving in the military so who are you to speak for any group of people, let alone one you are not part of?
I would venture to guess, though, that your redneck, 80 IQ ass has no problem with a popular little Country Western diddy involving the arrival of "happy hour" now does it?
You probably just sing right along to it in your feeble mind as it blasts out of the jukebox at the local watering hole where you guzzle Pabst Blue Ribbon 'till you can't hardly two step anymore and then you go climb into your 82 GMC pickup and haul ass off down the road possibly injuring or killing innocent motorists sharing the road with you.
Where is your outrage at this " inaccurate and demeaning" picture of alcohol usage?
Why don't you bring on the shit storm about a real issue we face (probably from you) right here at home everyday?
Better yet, why don't you just go away.........
Slayer 07/03/08 11:33 pm
Well said, gcunningham59. This kind of stupidity really should be outlawed. I feel that if a soldier want to smoke some grass, who the fuck are people like this guy here to bitch about it? My son is currently serving in Afghanistan. Why don't you tell his 6 foot 6 inch 265 pound ass that he should be offended by a goddamn shirt? I can guarantee what he'd tell you right after he broke his size 14 foot off in your ass, psychobilly bitch....SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Some people have a lot of gall and no brains. This idiot is one of them. Don't presume to tell people what to think when you can't think for yourself.
Fuck off, psychobilly....
samantha 07/04/08 10:51 am
Really, Literalist, the USA and Canada are 2 of the only countries who use a 12 hour clock? Funny, I've travelled in many parts of the world and found the 12 hour clock to be pretty standard. What countries are you referring to?
Jessela 07/04/08 5:00 pm
my husband is serving overseas and is in his second tour. I have no doubt in my mind that 95% of our soldiers smoke pot and I don't blame them one bit. These ignorant people in the states olny talk because they either haven't ever tried pot, or haven't ever been to war. Who are we to tell these men what to do, after they willingly go over and risk thier lives for us......
fuck yeah, I think this shirt is hillarious and plan on sending one to my husband soon. :)
Jello 07/08/08 12:20 pm
If thought I could actually get away with it I would love to but about thirty tons of weed and sent that shit via Red Cross care package to all the men and women serving in Iraq and Afganistan. Don't even THINK that it would go unsmoked. If anyone deserves it, they do.
All you ass hats who think this shirt is demeaning to the tropps need to get a life. If you put half the effort you wasted whining about this shirt into calling your congressman and telling them to end the war you'd be doing the troops you supposedly love more of a service.
Steve McQueen 07/28/08 9:34 pm
When i play first person shooter games on the playststion, i find that i am much better at them when i'm a little stoned. I can only assume that the same applies to real life.
tytofte 07/29/08 5:26 pm
This should hopefully end the arguments and come as no surprise. I am a marine, and I suggested this shirt. How the hell could anyone think a civilian came up with it? Now that you see it, and possibly had it explained to you, its funny or offensive or whatever, but someone who wasn't in the military would never come up with it on their own. BTW, I also suggested the "one in the tink" shirt, and am quite disappointed at the lack of outrage.
jewels 08/03/08 4:18 am
what the hell is that a picture of? it looks fucking nasty, from what i can make out of it...
Amaya 08/08/08 8:58 pm
WTF!? i think the 16:20 shirt rox! my cuzion thats over there sent me a pic oh his bois and him token up. they dont do that? ha! they have to keep everything kewl with themselvs...
Jake Malicious 08/11/08 10:00 pm
jewels, you need to shut the fuck up and start lurking. Not on this site, but the entire internet.
[Fuck Thee Well]
Great minds think alike. And they're usually thinking about boobies.
In case all the ads for amazing car deals hadn't clued you in, Independence Day is almost here. I think I speak for most Americans when I say "Who gives a shit?" I don't mean to sound unpatriotic, it's just that the Fourth of July has been the same old song and dance for the past several decades. An overcooked hot dog, a sparkler and an M-80 up a cat's ass just aren't cutting it anymore. Which is why I suggest we change things up a bit this year.
Here's the idea: Each year, starting on July 4, we enslave a different segment of the population to make them appreciate the freedom they would normally have. I suggest we start with black people for a couple reasons. #1- We already did it once so it should be a smooth transition. #2 - If ever anyone needed to understand the struggles of his ancestors it's a guy with jewels in his mouth and spinners on his car (Incidentally, while it's true I am black; I'm exempt because I thought of this).
But nothing really needs changing anymore. You can disagree with that all you want, but we currently have so many freedoms it borders on hedonism. We're living in a country where you can get all-you-can-eat pizza for half an hour's pay right before going to the mall for a nose-piercing and an Evil Dead figurine. If that isn't freedom I don't know what the fuck is.
The point is, you have the freedom to change whatever you want about your life. The problem is that you all expect your politicians or your employers or your religious leaders to do the changing for you. Guess what? They have the right to be greedy cunts just like you have the right to be whatever you want to be. I know how much the cool kids hate the idea of conforming, but you have to conform to society. Society is too fucking big to conform to someone as insignificant as you.
I can't believe you're selling American Apparel shirts now. Are they soft? Yes. But you guys are supposed to be an edgy, offensive t-shirt company that despises pretentious pricks and hippies. And now you're buying your shirts from a fucking swarming hive of dirty, self-righteous urban hippies. What the fuck is that?
I just wanted to let you guys know your shirts suck now a days. They used to be witty and funny, now they're just fucking stupid. You really had a good thing going for a while though. Take care.
You need to pull that "It's 1620 somewhere" shirt now! It is inaccurate and demeaning to the brave men and women fighting the good fight. I like a lot of your shirts, but this one has gone too far. If you keep it on your site, stand by for a shit-storm...
