PORNSTAR OR POTATO
BABIES RUINING PERFECTLY GOOD PUSSY
MARSHMALLOW ROAST
GUESS HE CAN'T (BARACK OBAMA)
SELF-PARODY
I'M GAY! NOW SHOW ME YOUR TITS
PLUS 16 CLASSIC SHIRTS RETURN
SAILOR TRASH
THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC
POP A SMURF
NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
BLING-BLING
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
SUCK ALL YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE MORE
VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME CLASS OF 2057

space
newsfromhell

head


WORST.GANGBANG.EVER

It's back to school time. You may be too old for school, but I suggest you go back anyway. Where else can you get $1 lunch and see hundreds of hot girls who are that cute version of depressed that wasn't brought on by real life or relationships? Hooray for child depositories!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was recently sworn in for his second term. He vows he won't become a lame goat president. He pledges to undertake sweeping reform, including more resentment for the West, more Allah in the health care plan, and more ignoring information gathered during the last 2000 years. Sweet democracy.

Last week President Obama awarded the Medal of Freedom, our highest civilian honor, to 16 people, including Ted Kennedy, Sidney Poitier and Stephen Hawking. That was cool of Obama. Those guys really needed a pick-me-up after being shut out at the Teen Choice Awards.

In sports news, Tiger Woods won the PGA Championship. I don't know if he won the trophy; I meant he won by being a billionaire with a wife so hot she'll make your cock sing, and not some 45-year-old white douche whose wife is a non-famous version of Meredith Vieira.

In entertainment news, Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol. Bombshell. This is like when some other thing I don't care about happened. Anyway, here's hoping Paula lands on her feet. Or hopefully her back, right before passing out and choking on her own vomit.

After a 20-year absence, Peewee Herman is returning for a new stage show. I don't know... Trying to cash in on something that was popular with kids two decades ago? Good luck with that. Now I'm off to watch Transformers 2 and GI Joe. (Holding up eight fingers) My brain is this many!


Warning: mysql_connect(): php_network_getaddresses: getaddrinfo failed: Name or service not known in /home/tshirthell/public_html/miscpages/newsletter/dev/appendComments.php on line 4

Warning: mysql_connect(): php_network_getaddresses: getaddrinfo failed: Name or service not known in /home/tshirthell/public_html/miscpages/newsletter/dev/appendComments.php on line 4
Failed to connect to the database. Please try again.