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Labor Day is coming up next week. I'm usually a big fan of this holiday, but I'm not looking forward to it this year. You just know all those unemployed people will go to the lake and have cookouts ironically. Damn homeless hipsters.

A recent change to Wikipedia has made it more difficult to post false information. I read that on Wikipedia, so it's probably bullshit.

Heidi Montag is featured in this month's issue of Playboy. And for the first time in the history of Playboy, Playboy models feel cheap. "Sure, you can take pictures of my cooter. Who's in this issue? (shudder) Maybe I can get my job back at Tony's blowjob van."

Celine Dion is pregnant. My initial reaction was "Someone fucked Celine Dion?" and that thought was immediately followed by "A man can get pregnant?"

Jessica Biel was recently named the web's most dangerous celeb, since searches for the actress often lead to online viruses and spam. Kind of ironic, since the Internet comes from her ass. Have you seen that thing? I'm pretty sure that's where we go when we die.

President Obama just wrapped up a vacation on Martha's Vineyard. This was supposed to be a chance for Obama to unwind, but it was really stressful. Every time he fucked Michelle she would start shouting "I WANT MY ORGASM BACK!" What if that really happened? That'd be nutty.

Jon and Ka -- Weird... My computer wouldn't let me continue that sentence. It looks like artificial intelligence is finally here. Good thing, too. Since humans shed their intelligence in the year 2000 it was important for machines to pick up the ball and run with it. Must...text...Josh...about...socks.


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