11/03/02

Hello from the T-Shirt Hell Newsletter staff. It takes 427 of us to put this newsletter together and we just wanted to say that the effort is worth it in order to fulfill our 3 fan's every desires. We love you and want to make out with each and every one of you (except you, mom...well actually...it's too late, isn't it?!)
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NEW SHIRTS:

Here are a some new shirts that will make people point and laugh at you... and want to make mad, passionate love with you at the same time:

this one is retarded:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=178

this one is sticky:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=181

this one is sensible:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=177

this one burns:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=179

purchase all 4..or just stare at them for 4 hours straight and maybe they'll just appear in your mailbox (this does work).
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REMINDER:

Make sure you buy your T-Shirt Hell Christmas gifts by December 7th to ensure that you receive them before Christmas. We at the T-Shirt Hell compound personally don't celebrate Christmas. We celebrate Kwanzaa. If you don't know what Kwanzaa is, it's a special holiday where African Americans alienate white people and also enjoy a spiritual, festive and joyous celebration of the oneness and goodness of life!
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TOP SELLING SHIRTS OF ALL TIME:

Ever wonder what our 3 top selling shirts of all time are? Well here they are:

1. If You're Already This Close, Why Don't You Just Suck My ****?
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=44

2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=64

3. School Shootings Tour 1996-2002
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=03

who woulda thunk?
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RANDOM LINK:

Here is your random link for the month presented in the spirit of Kwanzaa (many may have seen this already, but it's even better the second time around):

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com
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FAN MAIL:

We present another e-mail from a typical tshirthell.com fan:

----- Original Message -----
From: <dbstruck@****.com>
Sent: Monday, October 21, 2002 3:31 AM
Subject: history

Just wondering how your company got statred and if yall dont believe in god.?
Whats wrong with god just wondered what the reasoning behin why hell is so great.
Thanks for your time.
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SURVEY:

We'll leave you with a question that you can choose to answer if you feel up to it (please answer as we would like to get your thoughts on this)....

What are some of your pet peeves about other drivers while driving?

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OUR GOODBYE:

Thank you for signing up to our Monthly Newsletter. Until next month...here's to clean, nice smelling a**holes! Thank goodness for those who have em (and you know who you are)!