11/13/
03

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T-SHIRT HELL IN THE NEWZ
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We had a nice mention in a Swedish magazine called Slitz
recently. At least we think it was nice, we don't speak too
much Swedish. We were also mentioned in Ellegirl! Yeah,
we were a little creeped out, too. Not sure what that was
about either, and that one was in English. Something about
the importance of regular douching. You can read them both
here.

http://www.tshirthell.com/press.htm

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GIFTWRAP FROM HELL IS WRAPPING UP
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We are running low on giftwrap and we will not be printing
more. If you don't buy it this week you may not get any.

http://www.tshirthell.com/wraphell.shtml

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WE HAVE NEW SHIRTS THAT NEED GOOD HOMES
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There are more important things in life than having your own
$250,000 custom motorcycle. You know what they are?
Not pretending you have a $250,000 custom motorcycle.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=268

He looks so familiar. I mean sure he has 2 successful TV shows,
but it's more than that. Why do I think I've seen him in the
bushes near the retirement home?

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=269

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BLONDES IN TROUBLE
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What's the deal with these TV movies about young, blonde
women being kidnapped? First they do one about a
Mormon girl who gets kidnapped by a guy who thinks
he's Jesus. It was completely boring and unbelievable.
They should have made the guy actually some kind of
avenging angel and he could have had like a flaming
sword. That would have been sweet.

Then when ABC heard that CBS had a movie, they
wrote their own movie. They started with a better idea,
because they added all of this cool soldier stuff. Although,
I hate when they make up a phony country so that they
don't offend anybody. Anyway, this sucked, too because
when the Americans come in to rescue her, they don't shoot
anybody! Remember that old Chuck Norris movie, "Delta
Force", where they had motorcycles with machine guns
in the handlebars? That's what this movie was missing.

But the worst one has to be "Newlyweds" on Mtv. They
have one where this guy is married to a retarded blonde
girl and they live in a big house. It's sort of like, "Pretty
Woman" meets "Rain Man". I'll admit that she's very
convincing, but the whole thing about how she's also
a famous singer, like Britney Spears, is too much.

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HATE IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD. I LIKE TO THINK
OF THESE AS "NOT LIKE" MAIL
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From: shelley***@aol.com
Sent: Monday, November 3, 2003 9:23 AM
Subject: baby shirts

I was looking to buy my friends a "funny" baby shirt.
When I saw your "They Shake Me" shirt I was very
offended. Shaking babies is no joke and to have a shirt that
encourages it is disgusting.

(Editor's Note: Spoken like someone who was most likely
shaken quite a bit as a baby. Probably dropped on their
head, too.)

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----- Original Message -----

From: Redhot312@****.com
Subject: Your receipt
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2003 15:21:23-0400 (EDT)

Do you really think that the fact that more than 600 children die every
day in Ethiopia is a joke? Do you think that is funny?

(Editor's Note: Ah, a giftwrap fan. I don't know. I don't think it's
as funny as 312 people all using the same, "cool" email address. And you
just know that this woman is a such a pig.)

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----- Original Message -----
From: <anasta****@hotmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 5, 2003 5:26 AM
Subject: TSHIRTHELL

YOU MAY THINK THAT CALLING YOURSELF TSHIRTHELL
IS COOL BUT HELL IS REAL AND YOU WILL FINDOUT
FOR YOURSELF SOON ENOUGH.

(Editor's Note: I'm not worried. I know it's supposed to be like 5000
degrees there, but I hear it's a dry heat.)

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Time to sign off. I have to get up early tomorrow and fire the maid.
She's not stealing as much as the old maid, but that's the problem.
I really just have too much great stuff and it's starting to pile up. The
chauffer can't do it by himself. It's so hard to find good help these
days.

Peace away