This is the last week you can order and receive your T-Shirt Hell gifts in time for Christmas/Kwanzaa. Order by Sunday Dec. 8th to assure that you don't disappoint your evil friends, family and transgendered pet ferrets.

Click here to get the gifts that keep on giving..head



HOW ABOUT SOME NEW TASTY SHIRTS to add to your holiday list:

1. Shittles (taste the asshole)

2. I Swear...I didn't know the girl was 3

3. I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser

4. Whatever I Do, Blame it on Al-Qaeda!

5. I'm Cute? No Shit.

HERE ARE SOME HEARTFELT E-MAILS we've received from our BIGGEST fans!

----- Original Message -----
From: zach posey
Sent: November 27, 2002 7:15 PM
Subject: Re: T-Shirt Hell is in Your Pants!

fuck ya

----- Original Message -----
From: Vtrefg@*****.com
Sent: November 23, 2002 11:30 AM
Subject: Re: Your Baby T-Shirts are Disgusting

We all have responsibilities in this world. The question always has to be:
are my actions making the world a better place or a worse place? Well,
"info" which is it? Hide behind sarcasm if you want, but don't kid yourself
into thinking that what you are involved in isn't horrible.

Hal Goldman

----- Original Message -----
From: INFCOL@*****.com
Sent: November 12, 2002 6:29 PM
Subject: Your line

Guys, I'm in the wearables and ASI business myself. While some of your
stuff is funny, your shirt about Jesus is as offensive as it can be. You
obviously have no gratitude for our Lord and Savior's sacrifice. You're
probably an atheist bastard. Pray to whatever deity you believe in that you
never meet me.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Oh" <[email protected]>
Sent: November 09, 2002 3:11 AM

yo you motherfuckin t shirt hell bitches i sent you an email long time ago
and you haven't sent any kind of bullshit mails so here's another fuck you
to your ass listen bitch, i wuz trying to order a t-shirt from you sucky ass
motherfuckers but then i had to face this fuckin geographic oddity how come
you don't deliver your shit to korea? cheap ass motherfuckers so is there
any other ways for me to get your t shirt? cuz i live in korea right now
which sucks dick so give me a reply or i might sue you motherfuckers fuck
you b*tches have a nice fuckin day or wutever

Until next month, go BUY SOME SHIRTS IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS and Tell Santa we said "we'll fucking get you for raping our grandfather"
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