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B 05/24/10 12:56 pm
I Fucking hate People Named Justin!
Wade 05/24/10 1:15 pm
How pretentious and audacious to think that SM or any one affiliated with this site has to always make shirts you personally like and approve of!! GO MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKIN SHIRTS!!!!!!!! All the ones you hate are my favorites so quit trying to slam them!!! BITCH!
Oh ya and I love these two new designs!! There just like the $3 over sized ghetto shirts they sell at the liquor store on the corner. You know, in case you're on your way to the swap meet and need a shirt thats the same color as your shoes! I cant wait to get one and make fun of those fucking ghetto ass idiots!!!! LOL, ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh ya and I love these two new designs!! There just like the $3 over sized ghetto shirts they sell at the liquor store on the corner. You know, in case you're on your way to the swap meet and need a shirt thats the same color as your shoes! I cant wait to get one and make fun of those fucking ghetto ass idiots!!!! LOL, ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Iman Azol 05/24/10 5:45 pm
Do you know how many teenage girls I'd have missed out assfucking if I'd wasted time in church? Fuck church. 17 year old virgin asshole beats church any day, unless you're a homo little bitch.
Oh, wait, it beats church then, too.
Oh, wait, it beats church then, too.
Lt. Commander Data 05/24/10 6:07 pm
Jesus did die for our sins, and that shirt is funny. I like it, as I do all attempts at humor. I'm an eclectic Christian, I don't go to church, and I don't go around thumping a Bible. That's why I feel good in this life- along with having TSH to laugh with...
BG 05/24/10 10:12 pm
Actually, he didn't say he found the shirt offensive, he just said he didn't find it funny. Just the opposite, he said he liked it and wanted to get one for his pastor. I think he was just going for the "it's not funny, because it's true" routine, but it is always safer to go for "it's funny, because it's true" because everyone knows that shtick and they'll actually get the joke.
Hilary 05/24/10 10:19 pm
There was no reason whatsoever for him to write in. He found the shirt to be less than he wanted, and still he likes it. So he writes an email to say....what? I believe they call that an attention whore.
Justin 05/25/10 6:45 am
@B: so do I, and with better reason. I also hate people who call themselves B. Fuck you.
@Wade: I didn't say I don't approve of the shirt, I did buy it after all. I just missed the humor in it. Fuck you.
@Iman Azol: I find all my "girlfriends" at church. 17 is just too old for me though. But you go right on believing that those 17 year old girls have virgin assholes if it helps you sleep at night.
@Hilary: Have you ever bought a shirt from the site? The order form has a place for comments, so I wrote mine. None of my previous comments have ever gotten attention, so I had no reason to think this one would. I actually contribute to this site and society as a whole, so fuck you and the thousand dildoes you rode in on.
@Wade: I didn't say I don't approve of the shirt, I did buy it after all. I just missed the humor in it. Fuck you.
@Iman Azol: I find all my "girlfriends" at church. 17 is just too old for me though. But you go right on believing that those 17 year old girls have virgin assholes if it helps you sleep at night.
@Hilary: Have you ever bought a shirt from the site? The order form has a place for comments, so I wrote mine. None of my previous comments have ever gotten attention, so I had no reason to think this one would. I actually contribute to this site and society as a whole, so fuck you and the thousand dildoes you rode in on.
Justin 05/25/10 10:32 am
Oh, and @Hatemail Responder: Just because I don't find it funny doesn't mean I find it offensive. What I do find offensive is your total lack of trying to be funny in your response to me. Bring it on, bitch, I can take it!
Chode the Chode 05/25/10 1:07 pm
Clearly the editor chose to ignore your email and just make a general statement, as he (she?) often does. If ed. just focused on replying to individual emailers this shit would get old fast. I enjoy those times when there's a sort of stream of angry consciousness and the email itself is just an afterthought
merro 05/25/10 1:08 pm
In response to the hatemail response, I find it intriguing that you assume that by being a Christian and going through the motions you atain a much lower level of hapiness and "fun" as those running through life doing whatever they want, if you've never done it yourself. It would be like a cliff hanger telling a sky diver that climbing the side of a cliff is more exhilarating than sky diving when they haven't even tried it. I'm not trying to debate who is right or wrong, I'm debating the fact that just because you think one is better than the other doesn't make it true for everyone. There is something to gain in both and that's why people choose between one or the other. There really was not reason for your response to Justin's comment other than to try and bash on Christians probably because you were raped as a child by a catholic priest. Now that would've been funny to see...
Wade 05/25/10 4:54 pm
WELL MERRO-CHRISTAMS! LOL
Whitney 05/28/10 4:17 am
Justin--that was not a very Christian response to anyone on this list. Would you talk like that in front of Jesus? I'm sure you're a fan of WWJD? I mean, I assume you believe he's coming back (HE'S NOT--scientifically impossible!), so if you're going to claim the claim, and talk the talk, then perhaps you should just take your lumps and walk the walk. Not our fault you are gullible and easily led. I think the real point is, the shirt is funny because there's no way Jesus died for YOUR sins or mine. We weren't even born yet, man. Let it go. And if, Jesus were here, I bet he'd be embarrassed to have a foul mouthed person such as yourself in his camp. This is why I'm not a religious leader--I don't need people like you sticking up for me and making me look stupid in the process.
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dude 05/24/10 12:59 pm
what the fuck is a felching cuckold lol
Wade 05/24/10 1:24 pm
Well "Felching" is when you cum in some ones ass hole and then you suck it out of the ass hole. Cuckold, your on your own.
punxxi 05/24/10 1:47 pm
cucold means that you have been cheated on
Mike 05/24/10 1:48 pm
What, no signature? Fuckin' felching coward!
x tina 05/24/10 2:08 pm
how the hell is no one commenting on the fact that fuckin' Bill Cosby is there holding a fuckin' box of Jell-O???!! The Cuckold is obviously a moot point with this bit of information lol
BullGod666 05/24/10 3:04 pm
Wade, you numb fuck, what you described is called shrimping (when performed with a straw). Felching is when your gay buddy helps you get a hamster up your ass you fag bastard.
Mad4Maxx 05/24/10 4:16 pm
I like this guy! He dosn't suffer under the illusion that something he dosn't like will be changed, just because he dosn't like it. He simply expresses his desire to inflict bodily harm upon those who offend him. Well said.
showmeonthedollywherethebadmantouchedyou 05/24/10 5:43 pm
You are all give, give, give......
'these days it's more for you people than it is for me."
This is way we love your bits! Gold!
'these days it's more for you people than it is for me."
This is way we love your bits! Gold!
Lt. Commander Data 05/24/10 6:11 pm
BullGod, I must inform you that you're the 'tard. Felching is indeed sucking your (or someone else's) semen out the anus of another. There are different terms for putting a hamster up your ass, but felching is not one of them. Shrimping is sucking someone's toes. Cuckolded describes a man who's been cheated on (and often dumped for the other man, or woman). Wake up, join the intelligentsia, homes...
Pants 05/24/10 6:50 pm
I believe i'm going to name my next child Gofuck. That's a good one.
monkey nuts 05/24/10 7:08 pm
For satan's sake, you'd think the that having fucking Google at your fingertips might make a difference in the average intelligence of people, but fuck no. A "cuckold" is a partner (usually spouse) who has sex with other people with the full knowledge of their (wimpy) spouse/partner but not their consent. It's a power thing, often accompanied by humiliation for the cuck. What? Yes, dear, I'll be right there to dress you for your date with Bill Cosby. He loves that felching thing, even more than Jell-O.
Arc Cahlon 05/25/10 2:10 am
I actully take comfert in not know anything about a felching cuckold. personally I dont intent to ever suck anything outta anyone and if my girl wants to fuck anyone infront of me its cool, her sister is just as hot and will do just as good. I really do wnat to know just what specifficly pissed off GFY. I'm assuming at first it was a shirt then it got its feelings hurt in some hate mail and now its mad cuz its a worthless (insert desired insult) and now just bitches and moans with such an original name.
BullGod666 05/25/10 3:13 am
LT Cummander you ignorant piece of shit. Check the urban dictionary and you will see that I am right. The original definitions for the two terms are as I stated, fucktard.
Elementalanarchy 05/25/10 7:55 am
x tina.. I'm gonna keep this simple..re-read the response...then look CLOSELY at the jello PUDDING box in the picture...GET IT?
Wade 05/25/10 8:45 am
Bullgod666, have you ever seen porn? The straight kind? If you go to any number of hardcore porn sites and click the category that says "felching" you will see people sucking cum out of ass holes!! Nothing else you anal wart! Since when has the "urban dictionary" ever been accurate?! Did you go to college?
@Arc Cahlon...... I am now dumber for having read your comment!!!!
@Arc Cahlon...... I am now dumber for having read your comment!!!!
Syd 05/25/10 3:21 pm
Syd 05/25/10 6:19 pm
@Bullgod666
Please get someone to read the definition to you from your beloved urban dictionary. You are obviously not smart enough to comprehend it yourself. The part about the straw is " if " the semen is deep enough. No one could ever felch you because your head is so far up your own ass that their tongue wouldn't fit.
felching 488 up, 121 down
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To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"
'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
And as for your clueless comment about " shrimping ". Again please have someone explain to you the definition below.
2. shrimping 393 up, 270 down
to suck on someones toes for sexual gratification.
Not only are you a dumb, ignorant fuck, but you are a dumb, ignorant fuck who thinks that he knows everything and merely proves to all that he is a retard.
@Bullgod666
Please get someone to read the definition to you from your beloved urban dictionary. You are obviously not smart enough to comprehend it yourself. The part about the straw is " if " the semen is deep enough. No one could ever felch you because your head is so far up your own ass that their tongue wouldn't fit.
felching 488 up, 121 down
buy felching mugs, tshirts and magnets
To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"
'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
And as for your clueless comment about " shrimping ". Again please have someone explain to you the definition below.
2. shrimping 393 up, 270 down
to suck on someones toes for sexual gratification.
Not only are you a dumb, ignorant fuck, but you are a dumb, ignorant fuck who thinks that he knows everything and merely proves to all that he is a retard.
Syd 05/25/10 3:24 pm
Bullgod666
You are an absolute fucktard who has no clue.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shrimping
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching
Tell us again how right you are, you fucking ignorant, inbred cock!
You are an absolute fucktard who has no clue.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shrimping
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching
Tell us again how right you are, you fucking ignorant, inbred cock!
Wade 05/26/10 10:39 am
YA BULLGOD!!!!!! Oh and if you decide to kiss someone after you felch them and spit the cum into their mouth, you can call that "snowballing"!
Waylander 05/26/10 1:03 pm
Wow, What a fucking bunch of losers discussing fleching, shrimping and what ever else you fags do for fun. Who cares what it is, just fucking move on.
Btw Wade you are a fucking knob jockey
Btw Wade you are a fucking knob jockey
Wade 05/26/10 3:03 pm
YESS!!!! Knob jockey!!! Awesome!!! lol
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The Maneuver 05/24/10 12:49 pm
Resonse-o-tron is the best one yet! Fucking awesome.
FUH Q 05/24/10 2:43 pm
Where can I get a Response-O-Tron?
snakeinapanic 05/24/10 2:53 pm
You know what is funny? The name Fliss. What kinda transexual loser are you , ya fucktard? if you don't like the baby tees , then don't look at them and try to rate them. God damn people like you make me fucking sick. Die an extremely ugly death , cunt.
peter andersen 05/24/10 3:02 pm
i cant belive thereh so maney fuckin cry babies out there what the hell are they dooin lookin at your site anyway fuckin idiots im with you
Satanofall 05/24/10 4:13 pm
If you didn't want to be 'traumatized' nor 'mutiliated' by childbirth, you should have kept you legs shut you dumb slut. Now get that frankenstein cunt back on the sybian 'til your slick enough for the next guy who'll give you $2 to blow his load in there.
The Invisible Man 05/24/10 4:21 pm
I don't know which is funnier, the t-shirts or the comments from the whiny babies! LMAO! Sounds like Response-0-tron is more advanced than mine. I only have 5 general responses - and people are getting tired of hearing, "Fuck You", "Kiss my ass" and "How long is gonna take to make that fuckin' latte?"
Iman Azol 05/24/10 5:49 pm
There was no tearing mommy a new one with our kids. My man meat split her enough they could walk out. Sounds like you're just jealous.
Lt. Commander Data 05/24/10 6:17 pm
How can someone be a misogynist if they're a woman? Last I checked, TSH baby tees are unisex. So if you put one on your baby daughter, is she a misogynist? Are you? Deep thoughts to be pondered here. Not only all that, but what if the baby were born by C-section? Then the shirt would basically be totally correct- just as if there were vaginal tearing or (way cool) uterine prolapse. This is a righteous shirt. SM, you're the man, except I want my royalties for the Response-O-tron... you know that patent is mine :p
DMentia 05/24/10 7:58 pm
Mysogeny? Traumatized or Mutilated by Child Birth?
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Last I checked, a C-Section was a CHOICE. No matter how bad the birth's going, it's your CHOICE to get a C-Section. It was also a CHOICE to have the kid in the first place, and don't give me that "it was an accident" crap because there are always options. That's right, it's nobody's fault but your own, AND I'm using CAPS. Fucking deal with it. Stop being another goddamn parental figure who points the blame at something else when it's their own damn fault.
If you can't take a joke like the "I tore mommy a new one" (which by the way I'm willing to bet mothers buy for their kids), you're probably going to die cold and alone as that wrinkly old bitch that nobody likes.
Do us all a favor "Fliss" (which I assume means something like "Flaming Piss"): discover accountability and a sense of humor. Take responsibility for your own actions and laugh at screwed up shit. If you can't, then get some lube and some knee-pads, because the real world's going to tell your ass where the cream filling is.
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Last I checked, a C-Section was a CHOICE. No matter how bad the birth's going, it's your CHOICE to get a C-Section. It was also a CHOICE to have the kid in the first place, and don't give me that "it was an accident" crap because there are always options. That's right, it's nobody's fault but your own, AND I'm using CAPS. Fucking deal with it. Stop being another goddamn parental figure who points the blame at something else when it's their own damn fault.
If you can't take a joke like the "I tore mommy a new one" (which by the way I'm willing to bet mothers buy for their kids), you're probably going to die cold and alone as that wrinkly old bitch that nobody likes.
Do us all a favor "Fliss" (which I assume means something like "Flaming Piss"): discover accountability and a sense of humor. Take responsibility for your own actions and laugh at screwed up shit. If you can't, then get some lube and some knee-pads, because the real world's going to tell your ass where the cream filling is.
Relic 05/24/10 8:04 pm
It takes considerable arrogance, but you can be a female misogynist. All the baby shirts are funny. I always liked, "Now that I'm safe, I'm pro-choice." Some people just don't know how to laugh.
TheSeizingCat 05/24/10 9:16 pm
Okay Fliss... Let's get down to business. You're only fueling the fire; people don't take shitpiss whores like you seriously in these parts. If you really want to be taken seriously, start another pointless, idiotic comittee against something like "Getting panties/tighty whities in a bunch over print on a Tshirt" so you can find other sad souls like yourself that, along with usefulness and balls, were born without any sense of humor whatsoever. So you have a good rest of your pathetic life, Miss Shitpiss whore of the month.
Eve 05/24/10 10:34 pm
My child did tear me a new one when he was born so I LOVE this shirt, all mothers that ive shown had rough births and they all love it too so get over it and if you dont like it dont fucking buy it.
Arc Cahlon 05/25/10 2:26 am
"Your delightfully scummy little baby tee shirts make me sick" well thank you glad you like them, though cant agree with your vomit fetish.
"i can't believe such degrading rubbish is supposed to be comedy - ha de ha" I know right? isnt freedom of speech great and as you said its comedy.
*reads rest* yep thats right its comedy. thank you so much for being so understanding and not just another whining bitch. maybe some day you'll have a child but seeing as no ones that desperate to get laid you'll sadly die a virgin so you yourself wont have a reason to own this shirt.
"i can't believe such degrading rubbish is supposed to be comedy - ha de ha" I know right? isnt freedom of speech great and as you said its comedy.
*reads rest* yep thats right its comedy. thank you so much for being so understanding and not just another whining bitch. maybe some day you'll have a child but seeing as no ones that desperate to get laid you'll sadly die a virgin so you yourself wont have a reason to own this shirt.
frank 05/25/10 9:25 am
If you are that offended,BUGGER OFF MATE no one is forcing you to view this material.
Dani 05/25/10 11:49 am
You know what's funny? My daughter did tear me a new one. 47 Stitches. I bought this shirt while not being able to walk without having a funny pulling feeling. My friends think it's wrig, I love it. I also hve help, I'm being kidnapped, they shake me, pooping in progress and baby, not midget, do not toss. Still waiting on my other order for I'm this many, now that I'm age I'm prochoice and too cUte to play with your ugly ass kid. They're funny. Some people just can't take a joke...
Syd 05/25/10 3:19 pm
@Bullgod666
Please get someone to read the definition to you from your beloved urban dictionary. You are obviously not smart enough to comprehend it yourself. The part about the straw is " if " the semen is deep enough. No one could ever felch you because your head is so far up your own ass that their tongue wouldn't fit.
felching 488 up, 121 down
buy felching mugs, tshirts and magnets
To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"
'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
And as for your clueless comment about " shrimping ". Again please have someone explain to you the definition below.
2. shrimping 393 up, 270 down
buy shrimping mugs, tshirts and magnets
to suck on someones toes for sexual gratification.
Please get someone to read the definition to you from your beloved urban dictionary. You are obviously not smart enough to comprehend it yourself. The part about the straw is " if " the semen is deep enough. No one could ever felch you because your head is so far up your own ass that their tongue wouldn't fit.
felching 488 up, 121 down
buy felching mugs, tshirts and magnets
To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"
'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
And as for your clueless comment about " shrimping ". Again please have someone explain to you the definition below.
2. shrimping 393 up, 270 down
buy shrimping mugs, tshirts and magnets
to suck on someones toes for sexual gratification.
D@VID "FU-Q" TAYLOR 05/27/10 8:27 am
I LOVE the comments page, i never knew it was here... I think this is the most i have smiled at work- EVER. I love your shirts, keep up the good work! Im wearing the "you are a creation of god (when he was on meth)" shirt right now.... (my boss hates them by the way)
Kitt3n 05/27/10 4:31 pm
My comment is directed at all the haters out there. If you don't like it, don't look at it. No one is forcing you to look at this site or buy anything from it. I may not think every shirt is funny or my sense of humor, but I just close the window and go on about my day.
And to Fliss, I am a woman and think many of the Baby Hell shirts are hilarious and would put my kid (when I have one) in them.
Stay creative T-shirt Hell!
And to Fliss, I am a woman and think many of the Baby Hell shirts are hilarious and would put my kid (when I have one) in them.
Stay creative T-shirt Hell!
loveroundass 05/28/10 9:27 pm
ok now that i see the white collor on the shirt i finnally get it! As always another great shirt! and this is to anyone that cries about what shirts are sold here! What the hell are you doing on a website called T-SHIRT HELL for if you are such a christian? You are all hereby banned from our website! so go on now...get gone....by by now!
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Besides, we can do that ourselves.
If I want to wear a t shirt that says "abortions tickle" to a pro choice rally I should be able too!! I don't fucking care if it offends you and the fact that it does doesn't mean you should be able to keep me from wearing it.
Here�s an idea�why not make awesome and/or hilarious shirts making fun of Allah and the prophet Muhammad. How many lives have been taken in the name of Allah???
And you guys don�t poke fun at them???? Why???
I�ve got some great ideas if you need some? I�m just surprised that you would limit yourself to the Catholic Church???
I am not afraid of those fucking cave men! I don't care if making shirts about Allah will get Arizona nuked!
Babosa was that too insensitive for you?
@billbudd and you other retards: the shirts are meant to be reminiscent of the shirts/collars worn by priests/ministers. Apparently, the joke is too intellectual for you morons.
Yo Justin
Apparently you were looking far too hard for the joke. The white bit on the shirt is merely the tag. Please don't try and read between the lines too much. You can barely read what is right in front of your nose you arrogant asswipe.
Iman Azol: At least msnbc actually delivers the news, unlike your Fox "acting"
How about a shirt that has limbaugh fucking jesus on a carpet made from al gore's skin? Or, jesus getting fist fucked my muhammed, while he licks ann coulture's pussy?
Take your hate speech someplace else, Wade.