With slogans like 'Abortions Tickle', 'Homosexuals Are Gay' and 'I (plane) NY', wearing one of these ensures you will receive respect and abuse in equal measures. Next month: 'I Fucked the Girl in Hanson' and 'I Swear I Didn't Know She Was Three'
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