YOU ARE WHAT YOU WEAR
You might get slapped. Or worse. But it would still be worth it to own a shirt that reads, "Your Little Princess is my Little Whore!" The people over at www.tshirthell.com are our kind of folk, as you can tell, and they have a plethora of catchy, offensive shirt slogans from - made to order! Possible combinations include a cute baseball jersey with red sleeves that reads "Homosexuals are Gay", or a maroon tee that proclaims "I fucked the girl in Hanson." Delicious!
As if that weren't enough, our friends at T-Shirt Hell have decided to get even more demented with an entire line of shirts for baby ("Broken Condom") and doggie ("Where the fuck are my pants?). All shirts are under $20. What's more, if you're cruising their site and you think you can do better, there's a submission page where you can send in your ideas for shirt designs. If they use it, they'll pay you $200.
"If you're already this close, why don't you suck my dick?" says one of their T-shirts. Hmm, they can read minds, too. -ALEXANDER CHO
Homosexuals are Gay!