T-SHIRT HELL - "where all the bad shirts go" - is practically burning up with scatological, breast-worshipping and weed-adorned shirts. The cyber company receives some 1000 shirt ideas a week for infant tees, which says Hell's Gary Tepedec, invariably start with, "I really want this shirt for my baby." This tee was submitted shortly after George W.'s inauguration. "We believe it came from Al Gore," says Tepedec. "but we can't prove it." $17, at tshirthell.com
My IQ is Higher Than the President's!