We received thousands upon thousands of entries in our Torsoless Ted Mascot Competition, and after we briefly glanced at about thirty of them we narrowed it down to eight. From there you took over.

You voted for your favorite submission (or whichever one your friend told you to vote for), and after carefully tabulating the vote count, we are happy to announce a winner. I was a little worried about relying on a Democratic voting system since you people seem to think Taylor Hicks and that gay Middle Eastern kid are good singers, but I think you made a good choice.