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T-SHIRT HELL'S BLACK MARKET:
The Black Market is a limited stock of T-Shirt Hell designs that are available for next day shipping and will arrive at your door in about 2-3 days*. Only $3 more, our Black Market designs are available in a limited selection of sizes (M-2XL for men, S-L for women) and in one color only…black. Standard shipping and handling rates still apply.
You can combine as many Black Market shirts as you like, but you cannot combine Black Market and Print To Order shirts in the same order. If you want a Black Market shirt and a Print To Order shirt, we suggest you order them both in the standard, Print To Order way and they will both be delivered at the same time (7-15 days). If you order them separately, you’re going to end up paying more for the shipping and handling, but hey, that’s up to you.
So, if you see something on our site that you want sooner than later, you are in luck. If the design you want is not available in the size you’d like; don’t worry. You can still order any shirts on our site in the standard way, and they will arrive on our regular delivery schedule. (7-15 days).
(*All delivery times are for orders shipped within the continental United States. For INTERNATIONAL orders please add 7-10 days to arrival date (Customs in many countries delay delivery with various procedures.)
CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO
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HOW
TO PLACE YOUR ORDER:
1. Click the thumbnail of the shirt/item
you would like to purchase.
2. You will have to choose between 2 delivery options at this point. The regular Print to Order option, or the faster, more limited Black Market option.
3. Customize your shirt by choosing a style,
color and size you like. Once complete,
an "ADD TO CART" button
will appear. Click it to go to the cart.
4. Continue through the cart by entering
your shipping details, choosing your payment
method, verifying your details and so
forth.
Prices are in U.S. dollars.
Please consult your local bank if you
need currency conversion details for countries
other than the U.S.
Make sure when entering your
credit card information that you enter
the EXACT BILLING ADDRESS that your credit
card company has listed for your account.
You
may also sign up to become a T-Shirt Hell
Member to make ordering
more efficient in the future, to receive
future "member's only" discounts
and to be entered into a weekly "members
only" t-shirt giveaway. If you are
placing an order, you will be given a
chance to sign up before checking out.
If you would like to sign up now, please
click here: SIGN
UP FOR AN ACCOUNT
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HOW TO CHANGE YOUR ORDER (MODIFICATIONS/CANCELLATIONS):
PRINT-TO-ORDER ORDER MODIFICATIONS/CANCELLATIONS:
DEADLINE: 10PM ET the Sunday after you place your order. (Or the same day if your order was placed on a Sunday.)
TO MODIFY/CANCEL YOUR PRINT-TO-ORDER ORDER: If it is before 10pm ET the Sunday after you placed your order (or the same day if your order was placed on a Sunday), email us with the invoice number and exact changes you want to make and we'll try to accommodate you.
After Sunday at 10pm ET, it is too late to modify or cancel the order. When the package arrives, do not open the package. Mark it "refused" and give it back to your delivery person. It will be sent back free of charge to you, and you will be credited when we receive the package back.
If you want to cancel only part of your order, you will need to follow the return instructions that are enclosed in your package.
BLACK MARKET ORDER MODIFICATIONS/CANCELLATIONS:
DEADLINE: 5PM ET the day you place your order.
TO MODIFY/CANCEL YOUR BLACK MARKET ORDER: If it is before 5pm ET the day you placed your order, email us with the invoice number and exact changes you want to make and we'll try to accommodate you.
If you ordered after 5pm ET, it is too late to modify or cancel the order. When the package arrives, do not open the package. Mark it "refused" and give it back to your delivery person. It will be sent back free of charge to you, and you will be credited when we receive the package back.
If you want to cancel only part of your order, you will need to follow the return instructions that are enclosed in your package.
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PROBLEMS
ORDERING:
These are some of the
most common solutions to ordering problems.
1. Make sure to enter the exact billing address
appearing on your statement
2. Try restarting your computer (that seems to
work for many)
3. Try on a friend's computer (this always works)
If these
solutions don't work, please contact
us
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WHOLESALE
ORDERS:
T-Shirt Hell T-shirts
can only purchased online and we do not offer
wholesale purchasing or pricing. All
of our slogans are original T-Shirt Hell creations.
If you see any of them in a store or for purchase
anywhere other than on our website, this is
a case of bootlegging and is illegal. Feel
free to contact
us to let us know when this happens.
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GIFT
CERTIFICATES:
T-Shirt Hell.com
offers gift certificates for sale for any
amount you would like. You can either send
your gift certificate electronically to the
recipient, or you can print out an actual
certificate that you fill in and provide to
whomever you are giving the certificate to. Click here to
buy a T-Shirt Hell Gift Certificate!
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CATALOGS:
Currently we do
not offer catalogs and only sell via secure
online store.
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CUSTOM
SHIRTS:
We can not make
custom shirts. We
can not offer customized versions of our existing
shirts.
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SHIPPING
INFO:
We ship to anywhere
in the U.S. and many countries internationally.
Shipping takes 7-15 days for all orders in
the US and an additional 7-10 days to International
destinations. Packages in the U.S. are sent
via the U.S. Postal Service by Priority or First Class Mail.
Please make sure you can receive mail from
the Post Office at the address you supply.
We are unable to grant requests to send our
packages via UPS or Fed Ex, even if you want
to use your own account.
Need it faster? Check out our Black Market Delivery Option.
To see EXACTLY how long your order placed
today will take:
CLICK
HERE TO VIEW OUR SHIPPING SCHEDULE
Why
does it take 7-15 days for shipping? The answer is simple: variety. We offer
around 200 different designs. We offer all
of our designs in over 100 different styles
and colors. This allows you to create a
truly custom shirt. In addition to the choices
in styles and colors, we also offer some
styles in sizes up to 5XL. If we tried to
keep just one of each design, in every style,
color and size that we offer; we would have
to keep an inventory of over 130,000 shirts.
And that’s just to have one of each
design in stock.
So instead, we
print to order. You may wonder why we don’t
print our shirts as the orders come in,
or at least process a day’s worth
of orders, on the following day. Silk screening
shirts, while providing the highest quality
results, is a fairly labor intensive process.
Every time you print a new design, you have
to set up the screen or screens for the
artwork; do a test print; make sure everything
is lined up correctly; and make sure you
have all of the ink colors that you need.
When you’re done, you need to clean
and put everything away, and go through
the same process for the next shirt.
We sell over
5,000 shirts a week, at least one of each
design every day. So, every day we would
have to set up every single design: all
200 of them. If we could set up each shirt
in 5 minutes that would be 16 hours a day
spent setting shirts up. We would spend
more time setting up shirts each day than
actually printing them.
So, it makes
sense to do as many of each design at the
same time as you can. So we take all of
the orders that come in from Monday –
Sunday of any given week, and print them
the following week. By doing a week’s
worth of each design at a time, we can operate
our printing plant efficiently; and that
keeps our costs and our prices down.
The only way
to “speed up” delivery is to
take advantage of the cycle I just explained.
If you order on Monday, that order is not
going to be processed until Sunday at midnight,
and will not ship until the following Friday,
or 12 days later. If you order on Sunday,
that order will be processed the same night,
and will ship on Friday, or 6 days later.
We do not offer
express or overnight shipping. Most of the
delivery time is really spent in processing,
not in shipping. We ship all of our packages
U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail. It usually
takes 2-3 business days to reach most parts
of the continental United States, so overnight
or second day delivery is not really going
to be that much of a benefit. We ship thousands
of shirts every week and we have automated
as much of the process as possible. That’s
why it’s not possible for us to pull
your order out and ship it by Fed Ex or
some other Express service, even if were
willing to pay extra or use a personal account.
We like to think
we offer the best t-shirt experience. We
use the highest quality shirts and the best
printing method available (silk screening).
Other t-shirt companies may offer fewer
designs, on a limited selection of sizes,
colors, and styles. They may iron on their
designs or use inkjet printing. It will
reduce their
set up time, but the image quality, and
washability will suffer. We offer more high
quality silk screened designs, on more styles,
colors, and sizes than any other company.
We think that they’re worth waiting
for.
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SHIPPING
AND HANDLING RATES- DOMESTIC
USA: If you select Priority Mail, shipping is $4.95 for
the first shirt and varying amounts for additional
shirts depending upon what your zip code is
and the weight of your order (USPS priority
mail has changed their entire pricing scheme
and the pricing depends upon what zone your
city falls in and how far it is from our facility
in Phoenix AZ). Selecting First Class Mail will get you cheaper rates. You can see those rates in the shopping cart.
SHIPPING
AND HANDLING RATES- INTERNATIONAL
Canada/International (Countries below): Prices vary depending upon what zone you are
in according to the USPS Letter Post zoning
chart. Calculations are made in the shopping
cart when ordering based on total weight of
order.
To calculate your
total cost, you'll have to proceed through
the shopping cart (to the page before you enter your credit card details).
Choose the shirts you would like and enter
your shipping info and you will see the total
for shipping and the shirts combined before
you are actually charged. Prices
are in U.S. dollars. Please consult your local
bank if you need currency conversion details
for countries other than the U.S.
Note: Certain countries charge additional fees,
such as custom fees and independent carrier
fees. Please contact your local customs office
or branch office of the us postal service
to find out what kind of fees you can expect
based upon the type of merchandise you wish
to order before placing your order.
We are required to put your full invoice
amount on the "Customs Form" and
on the packing slip within your package (so...
if your order is $72, we put $72 on the form
and in the box).
DESIGNATING YOUR PACKAGE
AS A "GIFT"*
You may declare
your package as a "gift" by clicking
the "gift" check box before you
order. If you check this box, the recipient
(whomever the package is delivered to, even
if it's just yourself) may be charged
considerably less in taxes or may not be taxed at all.
However, you should check with your local
customs office to find out what qualifies
a package to be classified as a gift, and
how it affects the charges you will incur
locally such as taxes, duties, or other tariffs.
Misuse of the "gift" designation
may result in your package being delayed at
customs, or even returned to us.
On all "gift" orders, we declare
$3 per item (the designated cost to make a
product). So, if you order 2 shirts, your
order will be declared as a "gift"
with a $6 value and NO TOTALS will be stated
on your packing slip inside the box (they
will instead be replaced with the word "gift").
*SPECIAL NOTE ABOUT "GIFTS" FOR
UK, CANADA, NORWAY, AND SWITZERLAND CUSTOMERS
There is no point in checking gift. If you
do, there will not be prices on the invoice,
but we are required to put the total invoice
amount on the customs form, by your country's
customs office and the $3 per item rule does
not apply. These are your laws, so don't blame
us! I would move.
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MILITARY
ADDRESSES:
We ship to all military
addresses. Please make sure you address your
mail properly so it will be routed through
the military mail system. Military addresses
must show the grade, full name with middle
name or initial, and PSC number, unit number,
or ship name. Replace the city name with "APO
" or "FPO," and the state with
"AA," "AE," or "AP,"
and use the military zipcode. Regardless of
the country you are stationed in, the country
you should always select is United States.
Entering a foreign country will only delay
your package.
You can enter your grade, first name, and
middle initial in the First Name field.
Organization name should be included if you
have it; however, it is not always used for
certain types of forces.
Unit number is a four digit number assigned
to some units, but not all. Where assigned,
it should always be used. Soldiers will have
notified friends and family if they have one
assigned.
Our system only accepts a five digit zipcode.
Do not enter the additional 4 digits.
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COUNTRIES
WE CURRENTLY SHIP TO:
(scroll through the window to view all)
United States
Afghanistan *
Albania *
Algeria *
American Samoa *
Andorra *
Angola *
Anguilla *
Antigua and Barbuda *
Argentina
Armenia *
Aruba
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan *
Bahamas
Bahrain *
Bangladesh *
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin *
Bermuda
Bhutan *
Bolivia *
Bosnia and Herzegowina *
Botswana *
Brazil
British Virgin Islands
Brunei Darussalam *
Bulgaria *
Burkina Faso *
Burundi *
Cambodia *
Cameroon *
Canada
Cape Verde *
Cayman Islands
Central African Republic *
Chad *
Chile *
China
Christmas Island *
Cocos (Keeling) Islands *
Colombia *
Comoros *
Congo *
Cook Islands *
Costa Rica *
Cote D'ivoire *
Croatia *
Cuba *
Cyprus *
Czech Republic
Denmark
Djibouti *
Dominica *
Dominican Republic *
East Timor *
Ecuador *
Egypt *
El Salvador *
Equatorial Guinea *
Eritrea *
Estonia *
Ethiopia *
Falkland Islands (Malvinas) *
Faroe Islands
Fiji *
Finland
France
French Guiana *
French Polynesia *
French Southern Territories *
Gabon *
Gambia *
Georgia *
Germany
Ghana *
Gibraltar
Greece
Greenland *
Grenada *
Guadeloupe *
Guam *
Guatemala *
Guinea *
Guinea-Bissau *
Guyana *
Haiti *
Honduras *
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia *
Iraq *
Ireland
Islamic Republic of Iran *
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jordan *
Kazakhstan *
Kenya *
Kiribati *
Korea, Republic of *
Kuwait *
Kyrgyzstan *
Laos *
Latvia *
Lesotho *
Liberia *
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya *
Liechtenstein *
Lithuania *
Luxembourg
Macau *
Macedonia *
Madagascar *
Malawi *
Maldives *
Mali *
Malta *
Marshall Islands *
Martinique *
Mauritania *
Mauritius *
Mayotte *
Mexico
Micronesia *
Moldova, Republic of *
Monaco *
Mongolia *
Montserrat *
Morocco *
Mozambique *
Myanmar *
Namibia *
Nauru *
Nepal *
Netherlands
Netherlands Antilles *
New Caledonia *
New Zealand
Nicaragua *
Niger *
Nigeria *
Niue *
Norfolk Island *
Northern Mariana Islands *
Norway
Oman *
Palau *
Panama *
Papua New Guinea *
Paraguay *
Peru *
Philippines *
Pitcairn *
Poland
Portugal
Puerto Rico *
Qatar *
Reunion *
Romania *
Russian *
Rwanda *
Saint Lucia *
Sao Tome and Principe *
Saudi Arabia *
Senegal *
Seychelles *
Sierra Leone *
Singapore *
Slovakia *
Slovenia *
Solomon Islands *
Somalia *
South Africa *
Spain *
Sri Lanka *
St. Helena *
St. Kitts and Nevis *
St. Pierre and Miquelon *
St. Vincent and the Grenadines *
Sudan *
Suriname *
Swaziland *
Sweden
Switzerland
Syrian Arab Republic *
Taiwan *
Tajikistan *
Tanzania, United Republic of *
Thailand *
Togo *
Tokelau *
Tonga *
Trinidad and Tobago *
Tunisia *
Turkey *
Turkmenistan *
Turks and Caicos Islands *
Tuvalu *
Uganda *
Ukraine *
United Arab Emirates *
United Kingdom
United States
United States Virgin Islands *
Uruguay *
Uzbekistan *
Vanuatu *
Vatican City State *
Venezuela *
Viet Nam *
Wallis And Futuna Islands *
Yemen *
Zaire *
Zambia *
Zimbabwe *
This is a complete,
current, and accurate list. If your country
is not listed, we do not offer shipping to
your country.
* We do not accept credit cards as a payment method for orders from these countries. We offer PayPal as the only payment method.
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COLORS, STYLES and SIZES:
T-Shirt Hell t-shirts come in a variety of over 100 color, style and size combinations.
CLICK HERE TO VIEW ALL CURRENT STYLES AND COLORS WE OFFER
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SHRINKAGE and CARE:
All our shirts are
made of 100% cotton*. They may shrink about
half a size when washed except for the Ringers.
Our Ringer shirts seem to shrink about one
full size when washed.
You must wash our shirts in cold water with similar colors and dry on low heat to minimize shrinkage or color bleeding. Color bleeding is more likely to occur on darker, richer colors but turning inside out and washing in cold should prevent this.
*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.
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SHIRT
SIZES and SPECS:
Our shirts are made from the highest quality
cloth on the market, are 100% Cotton* and are
screen printed to assure longevity and superior look. No
crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. Our Standard Tee is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee.
*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.
We have more styles,
colors and sizes than
any other offensive t-shirt site on the net!
Find a shirt you like and customize
it to fit your personal fashion preferences.
Now you can wear shirts you actually look
good in when offending innocent townsfolks.
All shirt Widths measured from under the arms
(chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured
from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure
what size to buy, try measuring a similar
shirt that you already own, that fits well,
and compare those measurements to the size
chart.
These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.
MEN'S AMERICAN APPAREL TEE
All colors of the American Apparel Tee are available up to 3XL |
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
WIDTH |
17.75" |
19.75" |
22" |
24.5" |
25.75" |
27.5" |
LENGTH |
27.5" |
28.5" |
30.5" |
31.5" |
32.5" |
33.25" |
WIDTH |
45cm |
50cm |
56cm |
62cm |
65cm |
70cm |
LENGTH |
70cm |
72cm |
78cm |
80cm |
83cm |
84cm |
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The Men's American Apparel Tee is manufactured by, you guessed it... American Apparel! (model# 2001), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. "The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere", says American Apparel. But we think they may be biased..so you decide. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the body are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash. |
MENS BEEFY TEE
All colors of the Beefy Tee are
available up to 3XL
Black, White, and Steel
Tees are available in 4XL, and 5XL
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Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
WIDTH |
17.5" |
19.5" |
21.5" |
23" |
25" |
27" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
30.5" |
31" |
31.5" |
32" |
32.5" |
WIDTH |
45cm |
50cm |
55cm |
58cm |
64cm |
69cm |
72cm |
75cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
72cm |
75cm |
78cm |
78cm |
80cm |
81cm |
83cm |
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The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 100% cotton* and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. *The Steel tee is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester. |
MENS VINTAGE TEE: |
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Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
WIDTH |
18" |
19" |
21" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
29" |
LENGTH |
27" |
27.5" |
28" |
28.5" |
29" |
29.5" |
32" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
48cm |
53cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
74cm |
LENGTH |
69cm |
70cm |
71cm |
72cm |
74cm |
75cm |
81cm |
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The Men's Vintage Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better. |
MENS TALL TEE
Mens Tall Tee is only available in Black, White, Navy, Baby Blue and Steel
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2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
WIDTH |
24" |
26" |
28" |
30" |
LENGTH |
34" |
36" |
37" |
38" |
WIDTH |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
76cm |
LENGTH |
86cm |
91cm |
94cm |
97cm |
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The Men's Tall Tee) is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester. |
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
17.5" |
19.5" |
20.5" |
22.5" |
24.5" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
27" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
31.5" |
WIDTH |
45cm |
50cm |
52cm |
57cm |
62cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
69cm |
72cm |
75cm |
80cm |
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The Men's Ringer is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 2410), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Fitted sleeves for a snug but comfortable fit, with 3/8" (1cm) contrasting Baby Rib binding at neck and sleeves for comfort and durability. Shrinks an average of one size in the wash. |
MENS JERSEY 3/4
SLEEVE
White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy, BabyBlue/Navy
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
18" |
21" |
21.5" |
24.5" |
25.5" |
LENGTH |
27.5" |
29" |
31" |
31.5" |
34" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
53cm |
55cm |
62cm |
65cm |
LENGTH |
70cm |
74cm |
79cm |
80cm |
86cm |
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The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey (colors: White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy and Babyblue/Navy) are manufactured by Anvil (model# 2184), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*. Contrasting neck and sleeves with seamless collarette and 3/4 length raglan sleeves. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. *Heather Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester. |
MENS JERSEY 3/4
SLEEVE
Coffe/Black, Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Storm/Black |
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
WIDTH |
20" |
21" |
24" |
26" |
26.5" |
30" |
30.5" |
LENGTH |
27" |
28" |
28.5" |
29" |
30" |
32" |
35" |
WIDTH |
51cm |
53cm |
61cm |
66cm |
67cm |
76cm |
78cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
71cm |
72cm |
74cm |
76cm |
81cm |
89cm |
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The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey, (colors: Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Coffee/Black and Storm/Black) is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT101), made of 100% preshrunk cotton pigment-washed body, with sewn-on reactive-dyed collar and raglan sleeves. Double-needle hem. One of those shirts that just get better as is ages. |
MENS JERSEY 3/4
SLEEVE
Wine/Black |
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
19" |
21.5" |
22.5" |
25" |
26" |
LENGTH |
27.5" |
28.5" |
30.5" |
33" |
34.5" |
WIDTH |
48cm |
55cm |
57cm |
64cm |
66cm |
LENGTH |
70cm |
72cm |
78cm |
84cm |
88cm |
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The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey (colors: Wine/Black) are manufactured by Anvil (model# 2184), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*. Contrasting neck and sleeves with seamless collarette and 3/4 length raglan sleeves. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. *Heather Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester. |
MENS LONG SLEEVE
Black and White Long Sleeve Shirts are
available in 3XL
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
WIDTH |
16.5" |
20" |
21.5" |
23.5" |
26" |
27" |
LENGTH |
28" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
30" |
30.5" |
32" |
WIDTH |
42cm |
51cm |
55cm |
60cm |
66cm |
69cm |
LENGTH |
71cm |
72cm |
75cm |
76cm |
76cm |
81cm |
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The Men's Long Sleeve is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5186), made of 100% cotton* (charcoal is 60 cotton/40 poly) and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable two-needle trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out.
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MEN'S HOODIE
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Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
WIDTH |
21" |
22.5" |
25" |
26.5" |
29" |
30" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
27.5" |
28" |
29" |
30" |
32" |
WIDTH |
53cm |
57cm |
64cm |
67cm |
74cm |
76cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
70cm |
71cm |
74cm |
76cm |
81cm |
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The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Hanes (model # F170), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durability with patented high-stitch fleece. Black and Navy are 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Steel is 85% Cotton/15% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places. |
WOMENS
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
14" |
15" |
16" |
17.5" |
18" |
LENGTH |
22.5" |
23" |
23.5" |
26" |
26.5" |
WIDTH |
36cm |
38cm |
41cm |
45cm |
46cm |
LENGTH |
57cm |
58cm |
60cm |
66cm |
67cm |
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The Women's Babydoll is manufactured by Bella (model# 1001), made of 100% preshrunk cotton. Baby rib (1x1) knit fabric is super soft, with capped sleeves and a contoured fit.
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WOMENS
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
17" |
19" |
21" |
23" |
25" |
LENGTH |
25" |
25.5" |
27.5" |
29" |
30" |
WIDTH |
43cm |
48cm |
53cm |
58cm |
64cm |
LENGTH |
64cm |
65cm |
70cm |
74cm |
76cm |
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The Women's Casual Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5680), made of 100% cotton*. Lower cut rib collar, double-needle stitching detailing. Relaxed Fit with extra ease for movement. Falls free from the body. *Steel is 90% cotton /10% polyester.
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
15.5" |
17.5" |
18" |
19" |
20.5" |
LENGTH |
22.5" |
24" |
24.5" |
26" |
27.5" |
WIDTH |
39cm |
44cm |
46cm |
48cm |
52cm |
LENGTH |
57cm |
61cm |
62cm |
66cm |
70cm |
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The Women's Vintage Tee is manufactured by Bella (model# 6000H), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
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WOMENS VINTAGE RINGER |
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
16" |
16.5" |
17.5" |
18.5" |
19" |
LENGTH |
22" |
23.5" |
25.5" |
26" |
27" |
WIDTH |
41cm |
42cm |
44cm |
47cm |
48cm |
LENGTH |
56cm |
60cm |
65cm |
66cm |
69cm |
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The Women's Vintage Ringer is manufactured by Bella (model# 6050), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body and contrast ringer binding sleeves and neck line. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
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WOMENS
BOYBEATER
Boybeaters are available
only in Small - XL
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Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
12" |
13" |
14.5" |
16" |
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LENGTH |
22.5" |
23" |
23.5" |
25" |
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WIDTH |
31cm |
33cm |
37cm |
41cm |
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LENGTH |
57cm |
58cm |
60cm |
64cm |
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The Women's Boybeater is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 4308), made of 100% Baby Rib cotton, combed for softness and comfort. A traditional tank top with a fitted silhouette. 1/2" (1.25cm) Baby Rib binding at the neck and straps for reinforced shape. Durable double-stitched bottom hem. Shrinks an average of one size in the wash. |
WOMENS SPAGHETTI STRAPS (FORM FITTING)
Spaghetti Straps are available
only in Small - Large
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Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
12" |
13" |
14" |
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LENGTH |
20" |
20.5" |
21" |
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WIDTH |
31cm |
33cm |
36cm |
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LENGTH |
51cm |
52cm |
53cm |
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The Women's Spaghetti Strap is manufactured by Bella (model# 1011), made of 100% preshrunk cotton, 30 single combed ring-spun, super soft 1x1 baby rib knit. Self binding on straps and around the armhole. It is form fitting.
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Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
WIDTH |
14" |
14.5" |
16" |
16.5" |
17" |
LENGTH |
22.5" |
23" |
23.5" |
26" |
26.5" |
WIDTH |
36cm |
37cm |
41cm |
42cm |
43cm |
LENGTH |
57cm |
58cm |
60cm |
66cm |
67cm |
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The Women's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey is manufactured by Bella (model# 2000), made of 100% preshrunk cotton, super soft 1x1 baby rib knit, single ring-spun, single combed. It is form fitting.
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WOMENS LIGHTWEIGHT HOODIE |
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Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
WIDTH |
14.5" |
15.5" |
16" |
18.5" |
LENGTH |
25.5" |
26" |
27" |
27.5" |
WIDTH |
37cm |
39cm |
41cm |
47cm |
LENGTH |
65cm |
66cm |
69cm |
70cm |
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The Women's Lightweight Hoodie is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 4398), made of 100% Baby Rib cotton, combed for softness and comfort. It is form fitting, and both the sleeves are (fashionably) on the longer side. American Apparel says it's "Great worn alone or as a layer" and we'd have to agree. Durable double-stitched bottom hem, armholes, and hood opening, along with tapered sleeves and double-stitched sleeve hem. |
INFANT/TODDLER
TEE
The infant/toddler tees
are t-shirts. They are not onesies.
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6M |
12M |
18M |
2T |
3T |
4T |
5T/6T |
WIDTH |
10" |
10" |
10.5" |
11.5" |
12.5" |
13.5" |
13.5" |
LENGTH |
11.5" |
12.5" |
13" |
13.5" |
15" |
15.5" |
17.5" |
WIDTH |
25cm |
25cm |
27cm |
29cm |
32cm |
34cm |
34cm |
LENGTH |
29cm |
32cm |
33cm |
34cm |
38cm |
39cm |
45cm |
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The Baby Tee (Colors Pink, Daffodil and Blue; sizes 0-18 months) is manufactured by Hanes (model #T410), made of 100% ultrasoft cotton jersey that soothes baby's tender skin. Stretchy ribbed collar keeps its shape wash after wash. Two-needle topstitch trim strengthens crew neck, cuffs, and hem.
The Baby Tee (Colors Red, Black; sizes sizes 0-18 months) is manufactured by Kiddy Kat (model# 4301), made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey, taped neck, 2-needle sleeve and bottom hems.
The Baby Tee (Colors Pink, Daffodil, Blue; sizes 2-4T) is manufactured by Hanes (model #T120), made of 100% durable cotton jersey that feels soft yet resists wear and tear. Stretchy rib-knit collar keeps its shape wash after wash. Two-needle topstitch trim strengthens crewneck, cuffs, and hem.
The Baby Tee (Colors Red, Black; sizes sizes 2-6T) is manufactured by Kiddy Kat (model# 4308), made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey, taped neck, 2-needle sleeve and bottom hems. |
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At the very top of the main Hell page there is a drop down box.
All of our shirts are listed in this box, in alphabetical order. The Worse Than Hell shirts are listed separately below the regular Hell shirts.
The Baby Hell shirts are listed below that. If you don't see the item you want here, they are now Limited Edition shirts that we are no longer selling. We may bring these products, or selected shirts back in the future. If we bring products back, we will announce it in our Newsletter. So sign up for our Newsletter to stay up to date with everything about our site.
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We will provide a
full refund for any unworn, unwashed item
that is returned within 45 days of the date
of purchase (minus shipping/handling fees). Fill out the survey on your
return form. Include the return form in
your package. Place the return label provided,
as well as proper postage on your package
and mail it to the address listed below.
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T-Shirt
Hell, Inc.
2540 E. Magnolia St.
Phoenix, AZ. 85034
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If you do not have
your return form, please put your invoice
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with your name, address, telephone number,
email address, and the reason for the return.
EXCHANGE
INSTRUCTIONS:
We are currently
unable to offer exchanges. Follow the instructions
for returns, and then simply place a new
order for the new item(s) on our site. You
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Our Members enjoy an arsenal of benefits and exclusive content, including t-shirts we call Privates and contests like T-Shirt Whore Contest where you could win $500.
BENEFITS TO BECOMING A FREE MEMBER INCLUDE:
1. Once-a-day, Everyday Shirt Giveaway for Members Only
2. Special Discounts given only to T-Shirt Hell Members
3. Earn points to use towards T-Shirt Hell Merchandise
4. Exclusive access to shirts not available to the public
5. Ability to create and manage your own Wish List
6. Saved Shipping and Billing Info so ordering is faster
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Become a member and automatically be entered for a chance to win a free shirt, every single day, in our "Fuck You, You Just Won a Free Shirt" contest. CLICK HERE to read more about it and become a FREE member.
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LINK
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exchange program. We don't have links to
any other sites on our website. If you would
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