1. ORDERING   Payment Methods   T-Shirt Hell's Black Market   How to Place Your Order   How to Change Your Order   Problems Ordering   Wholesale Orders   Gift Certificates   Catalogs   Custom Shirts   2. SHIPPING   Shipping Info   Shipping Schedule   Calculate Shipping Costs   International Shipping Costs   Military Addresses   Countries That We Ship To   3. PRODUCT INFORMATION   Colors, Styles, and Sizes   Shrinkage   Sizing Specs   Locating a Particular Item   Limited Edition Shirts   Underwear, Dog Shirts   4. RETURNS   Our Return Policy   How To Send a Return

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GIFT CERTIFICATES :

T-Shirt Hell.com offers gift certificates for sale for any amount you would like. You can either send your gift certificate electronically to the recipient, or you can print out an actual certificate that you fill in and provide to whomever you are giving the certificate to. Click here to buy a T-Shirt Hell Gift Certificate!

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CATALOGS:

Currently we do not offer catalogs and only sell via secure online store.

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CUSTOM SHIRTS

We can not make custom shirts. We can not offer customized versions of our existing shirts.

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SHIPPING INFO:

We ship to anywhere in the U.S. and many countries internationally. Shipping takes 7-15 days for all orders in the US and an additional 7-10 days to International destinations. Packages in the U.S. are sent via the U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail. Please make sure you can receive mail from the Post Office at the address you supply. We are unable to grant requests to send our packages via UPS or Fed Ex, even if you want to use your own account.

Need it faster? Check out our Black Market Delivery Option.

To see EXACTLY how long your order placed today will take:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW OUR SHIPPING SCHEDULE

Why does it take 7-15 days for shipping? The answer is simple: variety. We offer around 200 different designs. We offer all of our designs in about 80 different styles and colors. This allows you to create a truly custom shirt. In addition to the choices in styles and colors, we also offer some styles in sizes up to 5XL. If we tried to keep just one of each design, in every style, color and size that we offer; we would have to keep an inventory of over 62,000 shirts. And that’s just to have one of each design in stock.

So instead, we print to order. You may wonder why we don’t print our shirts as the orders come in, or at least process a day’s worth of orders, on the following day. Silk screening shirts, while providing the highest quality results, is a fairly labor intensive process. Every time you print a new design, you have to set up the screen or screens for the artwork; do a test print; make sure everything is lined up correctly; and make sure you have all of the ink colors that you need. When you’re done, you need to clean and put everything away, and go through the same process for the next shirt.

We sell over 5,000 shirts a week, at least one of each design every day. So, every day we would have to set up every single design: all 200 of them. If we could set up each shirt in 5 minutes that would be 16 hours a day spent setting shirts up. We would spend more time setting up shirts each day than actually printing them.

So, it makes sense to do as many of each design at the same time as you can. So we take all of the orders that come in from Monday – Sunday of any given week, and print them the following week. By doing a week’s worth of each design at a time, we can operate our printing plant efficiently; and that keeps our costs and our prices down.

The only way to “speed up” delivery is to take advantage of the cycle I just explained. If you order on Monday, that order is not going to be processed until Sunday at midnight, and will not ship until the following Friday, or 12 days later. If you order on Sunday, that order will be processed the same night, and will ship on Friday, or 6 days later.

We do not offer express or overnight shipping. Most of the delivery time is really spent in processing, not in shipping. We ship all of our packages U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail. It usually takes 2-3 business days to reach most parts of the continental United States, so overnight or second day delivery is not really going to be that much of a benefit. We ship thousands of shirts every week and we have automated as much of the process as possible. That’s why it’s not possible for us to pull your order out and ship it by Fed Ex or some other Express service, even if were willing to pay extra or use a personal account.

We like to think we offer the best t-shirt experience. We use the highest quality shirts and the best printing method available (silk screening). Other t-shirt companies may offer fewer designs, on a limited selection of sizes, colors, and styles. They may iron on their designs or use inkjet printing. It will reduce their
set up time, but the image quality, and washability will suffer. We offer more high quality silk screened designs, on more styles, colors, and sizes than any other company. We think that they’re worth waiting for.

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SHIPPING AND HANDLING RATES- DOMESTIC

USA: $4.80 for the first shirt and varying amounts for additional shirts depending upon what your zip code is and the weight of your order (USPS priority mail has changed their entire pricing scheme and the pricing depends upon what zone your city falls in and how far it is from our facility in Phoenix AZ).

SHIPPING AND HANDLING RATES- INTERNATIONAL

Canada/International (Countries below): Prices vary depending upon what zone you are in according to the USPS Letter Post zoning chart. Calculations are made in the shopping cart when ordering based on total weight of order.

To calculate your total cost, you'll have to proceed through the shopping cart (to the page before you enter your credit card details). Choose the shirts you would like and enter your shipping info and you will see the total for shipping and the shirts combined before you are actually charged. Prices are in U.S. dollars. Please consult your local bank if you need currency conversion details for countries other than the U.S.

Note: Certain countries charge additional fees, such as custom fees and independent carrier fees. Please contact your local customs office or branch office of the us postal service to find out what kind of fees you can expect based upon the type of merchandise you wish to order before placing your order.

We are required to put your full invoice amount on the "Customs Form" and on the packing slip within your package (so... if your order is $72, we put $72 on the form and in the box).

DESIGNATING YOUR PACKAGE AS A "GIFT"*

You may declare your package as a "gift" by clicking the "gift" check box before you order. If you check this box, the recipient (whomever the package is delivered to, even if it's just yourself) may be charged considerably less in taxes or may not be taxed at all.

However, you should check with your local customs office to find out what qualifies a package to be classified as a gift, and how it affects the charges you will incur locally such as taxes, duties, or other tariffs. Misuse of the "gift" designation may result in your package being delayed at customs, or even returned to us.

On all "gift" orders, we declare $3 per item (the designated cost to make a product). So, if you order 2 shirts, your order will be declared as a "gift" with a $6 value and NO TOTALS will be stated on your packing slip inside the box (they will instead be replaced with the word "gift").

*SPECIAL NOTE ABOUT "GIFTS" FOR UK, CANADA, NORWAY, AND SWITZERLAND CUSTOMERS

There is no point in checking gift. If you do, there will not be prices on the invoice, but we are required to put the total invoice amount on the customs form, by your country's customs office and the $3 per item rule does not apply. These are your laws, so don't blame us! I would move.

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China
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Cyprus *
Czech Republic
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Dominica *
Dominican Republic *
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Gabon *
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COLORS, STYLES and SIZES

T-Shirt Hell t-shirts come in a variety of over 100 color, style and size combinations.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW ALL CURRENT STYLES AND COLORS WE OFFER

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SHRINKAGE

All our shirts are made of 100% cotton*. They may shrink about half a size when washed except for the Ringers. Our Ringer shirts seem to shrink about one full size when washed.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

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SHIRT SIZES and SPECS:

Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market, are 100% Cotton* and are screen printed to assure longevity and superior look.  No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. Our Standard Tee is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net!  Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences.  Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.

All shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.