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PAYMENT METHODS

         Blood Money

You can order from T-Shirt Hell with a major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover), or with a T-Shirt Hell Gift Certificate. You can also pay via PayPal* or Google Checkout. Sorry, we do not accept money orders or personal checks.

We use a THAWTE VERIFIED SECURE SHOPPING CART and are fully PCI compliant (with a site certification from Security Metrics) so you can be sure that your order information and credit card details are secure.


Satisfaction is guaranteed or we'll happily refund your purchase (minus the shipping amount) within the first 45 days of the date you place your order).

* We only offer PayPal as a payment method to the countries listed here that are are marked with an asterisk.

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T-SHIRT HELL'S BLACK MARKET:

The Black Market is a limited stock of T-Shirt Hell designs that are available for next day shipping and will arrive at your door in about 2-3 days*.  Black Market designs are available in a limited selection of sizes (M-2XL for men, S-L for women) and in one color only…black. Only our standard shipping and handling rates apply, nothing more.

You can combine as many Black Market shirts as you like, but you cannot combine Black Market and Print To Order shirts in the same order.  If you want a Black Market shirt and a Print To Order shirt, we suggest you order them both in the standard, Print To Order way and they will both be delivered at the same time (7-15 days).  If you order them separately, you’re going to end up paying more for the shipping and handling, but hey, that’s up to you.

So, if you see something on our site that you want sooner than later, you are in luck.  If the design you want is not available in the size you’d like; don’t worry.  You can still order any shirts on our site in the standard way, and they will arrive on our regular delivery schedule. (7-15 days).


(*All delivery times are for orders shipped within the continental United States.  For INTERNATIONAL orders please add 7-10 days to arrival date (Customs in many countries delay delivery with various procedures.)

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO


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HOW TO PLACE YOUR ORDER:

1. Click the thumbnail of the shirt/item you would like to purchase.

2. Customize your shirt by choosing a style, color and size you like. Once complete, an "ADD TO CART" button will appear. Click it to go to the cart.

3. Continue through the cart by entering your shipping details, choosing your payment method, verifying your details and so forth.

Prices are in U.S. dollars. Please consult your local bank if you need currency conversion details for countries other than the U.S.

Make sure when entering your credit card information that you enter the EXACT BILLING ADDRESS that your credit card company has listed for your account.

You may also sign up to become a T-Shirt Hell Member to make ordering more efficient in the future, to receive future "member's only" discounts and to be entered into a weekly "members only" t-shirt giveaway. If you are placing an order, you will be given a chance to sign up before checking out. If you would like to sign up now, please click here: SIGN UP FOR AN ACCOUNT

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HOW TO CHANGE YOUR ORDER (MODIFICATIONS/CANCELLATIONS):

PRINT-TO-ORDER ORDER MODIFICATIONS/CANCELLATIONS:
 
DEADLINE: 10PM ET the Sunday after you place your order. (Or the same day if your order was placed on a Sunday.)
 
TO MODIFY/CANCEL YOUR PRINT-TO-ORDER ORDER: If it is before 10pm ET the Sunday after you placed your order (or the same day if your order was placed on a Sunday), email us with the invoice number and exact changes you want to make and we'll try to accommodate you.
 
After Sunday at 10pm ET, it is too late to modify or cancel the order. When the package arrives, do not open the package. Mark it "refused" and give it back to your delivery person. It will be sent back free of charge to you, and you will be credited when we receive the package back.
 
If you want to cancel only part of your order, you will need to follow the return instructions that are enclosed in your package.

BLACK MARKET ORDER MODIFICATIONS/CANCELLATIONS:
 
DEADLINE: 5PM ET the day you place your order.
 
TO MODIFY/CANCEL YOUR BLACK MARKET ORDER: If it is before 5pm ET the day you placed your order, email us with the invoice number and exact changes you want to make and we'll try to accommodate you.
 
If you ordered after 5pm ET, it is too late to modify or cancel the order. When the package arrives, do not open the package. Mark it "refused" and give it back to your delivery person. It will be sent back free of charge to you, and you will be credited when we receive the package back.
 
If you want to cancel only part of your order, you will need to follow the return instructions that are enclosed in your package.

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PROBLEMS ORDERING:

These are some of the most common solutions to ordering problems.

1. Make sure to enter the exact billing address appearing on your statement
2. Try restarting your computer (that seems to work for many)
3. Try on a friend's computer (this always works)

If these solutions don't work, please contact us

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WHOLESALE ORDERS:

T-Shirt Hell T-shirts can only purchased online and we do not offer wholesale purchasing or pricing. All of our slogans are original T-Shirt Hell creations. If you see any of them in a store or for purchase anywhere other than on our website, this is a case of bootlegging and is illegal. Feel free to contact us to let us know when this happens.

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GIFT CERTIFICATES :

T-Shirt Hell.com offers gift certificates for sale for any amount you would like. You can either send your gift certificate electronically to the recipient, or you can print out an actual certificate that you fill in and provide to whomever you are giving the certificate to. Click here to buy a T-Shirt Hell Gift Certificate!

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CATALOGS:

Currently we do not offer catalogs and only sell via secure online store.

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CUSTOM SHIRTS

We can not make custom shirts. We can not offer customized versions of our existing shirts.

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SHIPPING INFO:

We ship to anywhere in the U.S. and many countries internationally. Shipping takes 7-15 days for all orders in the US and an additional 7-10 days to International destinations. Packages in the U.S. are sent via the U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail. Please make sure you can receive mail from the Post Office at the address you supply. We are unable to grant requests to send our packages via UPS or Fed Ex, even if you want to use your own account.

Need it faster? Check out our Black Market Delivery Option.

To see EXACTLY how long your order placed today will take:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW OUR SHIPPING SCHEDULE

Why does it take 7-15 days for shipping? The answer is simple: variety. We offer around 200 different designs. We offer all of our designs in about 80 different styles and colors. This allows you to create a truly custom shirt. In addition to the choices in styles and colors, we also offer some styles in sizes up to 5XL. If we tried to keep just one of each design, in every style, color and size that we offer; we would have to keep an inventory of over 62,000 shirts. And that’s just to have one of each design in stock.

So instead, we print to order. You may wonder why we don’t print our shirts as the orders come in, or at least process a day’s worth of orders, on the following day. Silk screening shirts, while providing the highest quality results, is a fairly labor intensive process. Every time you print a new design, you have to set up the screen or screens for the artwork; do a test print; make sure everything is lined up correctly; and make sure you have all of the ink colors that you need. When you’re done, you need to clean and put everything away, and go through the same process for the next shirt.

We sell over 5,000 shirts a week, at least one of each design every day. So, every day we would have to set up every single design: all 200 of them. If we could set up each shirt in 5 minutes that would be 16 hours a day spent setting shirts up. We would spend more time setting up shirts each day than actually printing them.

So, it makes sense to do as many of each design at the same time as you can. So we take all of the orders that come in from Monday – Sunday of any given week, and print them the following week. By doing a week’s worth of each design at a time, we can operate our printing plant efficiently; and that keeps our costs and our prices down.

The only way to “speed up” delivery is to take advantage of the cycle I just explained. If you order on Monday, that order is not going to be processed until Sunday at midnight, and will not ship until the following Friday, or 12 days later. If you order on Sunday, that order will be processed the same night, and will ship on Friday, or 6 days later.

We do not offer express or overnight shipping. Most of the delivery time is really spent in processing, not in shipping. We ship all of our packages U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail. It usually takes 2-3 business days to reach most parts of the continental United States, so overnight or second day delivery is not really going to be that much of a benefit. We ship thousands of shirts every week and we have automated as much of the process as possible. That’s why it’s not possible for us to pull your order out and ship it by Fed Ex or some other Express service, even if were willing to pay extra or use a personal account.

We like to think we offer the best t-shirt experience. We use the highest quality shirts and the best printing method available (silk screening). Other t-shirt companies may offer fewer designs, on a limited selection of sizes, colors, and styles. They may iron on their designs or use inkjet printing. It will reduce their
set up time, but the image quality, and washability will suffer. We offer more high quality silk screened designs, on more styles, colors, and sizes than any other company. We think that they’re worth waiting for.

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SHIPPING AND HANDLING RATES- DOMESTIC

USA: $4.80 for the first shirt and varying amounts for additional shirts depending upon what your zip code is and the weight of your order (USPS priority mail has changed their entire pricing scheme and the pricing depends upon what zone your city falls in and how far it is from our facility in Phoenix AZ).

SHIPPING AND HANDLING RATES- INTERNATIONAL

Canada/International (Countries below): Prices vary depending upon what zone you are in according to the USPS Letter Post zoning chart. Calculations are made in the shopping cart when ordering based on total weight of order.

To calculate your total cost, you'll have to proceed through the shopping cart (to the page before you enter your credit card details). Choose the shirts you would like and enter your shipping info and you will see the total for shipping and the shirts combined before you are actually charged.
Prices are in U.S. dollars. Please consult your local bank if you need currency conversion details for countries other than the U.S.

Note: Certain countries charge additional fees, such as custom fees and independent carrier fees. Please contact your local customs office or branch office of the us postal service to find out what kind of fees you can expect based upon the type of merchandise you wish to order before placing your order.

We are required to put your full invoice amount on the "Customs Form" and on the packing slip within your package (so... if your order is $72, we put $72 on the form and in the box).

DESIGNATING YOUR PACKAGE AS A "GIFT"*

You may declare your package as a "gift" by clicking the "gift" check box before you order. If you check this box, the recipient (whomever the package is delivered to, even if it's just yourself) may be charged considerably less in taxes or may not be taxed at all.

However, you should check with your local customs office to find out what qualifies a package to be classified as a gift, and how it affects the charges you will incur locally such as taxes, duties, or other tariffs. Misuse of the "gift" designation may result in your package being delayed at customs, or even returned to us.

On all "gift" orders, we declare $3 per item (the designated cost to make a product). So, if you order 2 shirts, your order will be declared as a "gift" with a $6 value and NO TOTALS will be stated on your packing slip inside the box (they will instead be replaced with the word "gift").

*SPECIAL NOTE ABOUT "GIFTS" FOR UK, CANADA, NORWAY, AND SWITZERLAND CUSTOMERS


There is no point in checking gift. If you do, there will not be prices on the invoice, but we are required to put the total invoice amount on the customs form, by your country's customs office and the $3 per item rule does not apply. These are your laws, so don't blame us! I would move.

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MILITARY ADDRESSES:

We ship to all military addresses. Please make sure you address your mail properly so it will be routed through the military mail system. Military addresses must show the grade, full name with middle name or initial, and PSC number, unit number, or ship name. Replace the city name with "APO " or "FPO," and the state with "AA," "AE," or "AP," and use the military zipcode. Regardless of the country you are stationed in, the country you should always select is United States. Entering a foreign country will only delay your package.

You can enter your grade, first name, and middle initial in the First Name field.

Organization name should be included if you have it; however, it is not always used for certain types of forces.

Unit number is a four digit number assigned to some units, but not all. Where assigned, it should always be used. Soldiers will have notified friends and family if they have one assigned.

Our system only accepts a five digit zipcode. Do not enter the additional 4 digits.


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COUNTRIES WE CURRENTLY SHIP TO:
(scroll through the window to view all)

United States
Afghanistan *
Albania *
Algeria *
American Samoa *
Andorra *
Angola *
Anguilla *
Antigua and Barbuda *
Argentina
Armenia *
Aruba
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan *
Bahamas
Bahrain *
Bangladesh *
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin *
Bermuda
Bhutan *
Bolivia *
Bosnia and Herzegowina *
Botswana *
Brazil
British Virgin Islands
Brunei Darussalam *
Bulgaria *
Burkina Faso *
Burundi *
Cambodia *
Cameroon *
Canada
Cape Verde *
Cayman Islands
Central African Republic *
Chad *
Chile *
China
Christmas Island *
Cocos (Keeling) Islands *
Colombia *
Comoros *
Congo *
Cook Islands *
Costa Rica *
Cote D'ivoire *
Croatia *
Cuba *
Cyprus *
Czech Republic
Denmark
Djibouti *
Dominica *
Dominican Republic *
East Timor *
Ecuador *
Egypt *
El Salvador *
Equatorial Guinea *
Eritrea *
Estonia *
Ethiopia *
Falkland Islands (Malvinas) *
Faroe Islands
Fiji *
Finland
France
France, Metropolitan *
French Guiana *
French Polynesia *
French Southern Territories *
Gabon *
Gambia *
Georgia *
Germany
Ghana *
Gibraltar
Greece
Greenland *
Grenada *
Guadeloupe *
Guam *
Guatemala *
Guinea *
Guinea-Bissau *
Guyana *
Haiti *
Honduras *
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia *
Iraq *
Ireland
Islamic Republic of Iran *
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jordan *
Kazakhstan *
Kenya *
Kiribati *
Korea, Republic of *
Kuwait *
Kyrgyzstan *
Laos *
Latvia *
Lebanon *
Lesotho *
Liberia *
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya *
Liechtenstein *
Lithuania *
Luxembourg
Macau *
Macedonia *
Madagascar *
Malawi *
Malaysia *
Maldives *
Mali *
Malta *
Marshall Islands *
Martinique *
Mauritania *
Mauritius *
Mayotte *
Mexico
Micronesia *
Moldova, Republic of *
Monaco *
Mongolia *
Montserrat *
Morocco *
Mozambique *
Myanmar *
Namibia *
Nauru *
Nepal *
Netherlands
Netherlands Antilles *
New Caledonia *
New Zealand
Nicaragua *
Niger *
Nigeria *
Niue *
Norfolk Island *
Northern Mariana Islands *
Norway *
Oman *
Palau *
Panama *
Papua New Guinea *
Paraguay *
Peru *
Philippines *
Pitcairn *
Poland
Portugal
Puerto Rico *
Qatar *
Reunion *
Romania *
Russian Federation *
Rwanda *
Saint Lucia *
Sao Tome and Principe *
Saudi Arabia *
Senegal *
Seychelles *
Sierra Leone *
Singapore *
Slovakia *
Slovenia *
Solomon Islands *
Somalia *
South Africa *
Spain *
Sri Lanka *
St. Helena *
St. Kitts and Nevis *
St. Pierre and Miquelon *
St. Vincent and the Grenadines *
Sudan *
Suriname *
Swaziland *
Sweden
Switzerland
Syrian Arab Republic *
Taiwan *
Tajikistan *
Tanzania, United Republic of *
Thailand *
Togo *
Tokelau *
Tonga *
Trinidad and Tobago *
Tunisia *
Turkey *
Turkmenistan *
Turks and Caicos Islands *
Tuvalu *
Uganda *
Ukraine *
United Arab Emirates *
United Kingdom
United States
United States Virgin Islands *
Uruguay *
Uzbekistan *
Vanuatu *
Vatican City State *
Venezuela *
Viet Nam *
Wallis And Futuna Islands *
Yemen *
Zaire *
Zambia *
Zimbabwe *

This is a complete, current, and accurate list. If your country is not listed, we do not offer shipping to your country.

* These countries we only offer PayPal as a payment method.

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COLORS, STYLES and SIZES

T-Shirt Hell t-shirts come in a variety of over 100 color, style and size combinations.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW ALL CURRENT STYLES AND COLORS WE OFFER

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SHRINKAGE

All our shirts are made of 100% cotton*. They may shrink about half a size when washed except for the Ringers. Our Ringer shirts seem to shrink about one full size when washed.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

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SHIRT SIZES and SPECS:

Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market, are 100% Cotton* and are screen printed to assure longevity and superior look.  No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. Our Standard Tee is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net!  Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences.  Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.

All shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.

These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.

MEN'S AMERICAN APPAREL TEE
All colors of the American Apparel Tee are available up to 3XL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
17.75"
19.75"
22"
24.5"
25.75"
27.5"
LENGTH
27.5"
28.5"
30.5"
31.5"
32.5"
33.25"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
56cm
62cm
65cm
70cm
LENGTH
70cm
72cm
78cm
80cm
83cm
84cm

The Men's American Apparel Tee is manufactured by, you guessed it... American Apparel! (model# 2001), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. "The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere", says American Apparel. But we think they may be biased..so you decide. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the body are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash.

MENS BEEFY TEE
All colors of the Beefy Tee are available up to 3XL
Black, White, and Steel Tees are available in 4XL, and 5XL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
17.5"
19.5"
21.5"
23"
25"
27"
28.5"
29.5"
LENGTH
26.5"
28.5"
29.5"
30.5"
31"
31.5"
32"
32.5"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
55cm
58cm
64cm
69cm
72cm
75cm
LENGTH
67cm
72cm
75cm
78cm
78cm
80cm
81cm
83cm

The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 100% cotton* and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. *The Steel tee is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester.

MENS VINTAGE TEE:

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
18"
19"
21"
24"
26"
28"
29"
LENGTH
27"
27.5"
28"
28.5"
29"
29.5"
32"
WIDTH
46cm
48cm
53cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
74cm
LENGTH
69cm
70cm
71cm
72cm
74cm
75cm
81cm

The Men's Vintage Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better.

MENS TALL TEE
Mens Tall Tee is only available in Black, White, Navy, Baby Blue and Steel

 
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
24"
26"
28"
30"
30"
LENGTH
34"
36"
37"
38"
41"
WIDTH
61cm
66cm
71cm
76cm
76cm
LENGTH
86cm
91cm
94cm
97cm
104cm

The Men's Tall Tee (sizes XL-4XL) is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. 5XL is manufactured by Propac Pro Club (model# 61), made of 100% cotton, double stitch on neck, shoulder, sleeve and bottom hem. Taped neck and sleeve. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester.

MENS RETRO RINGER:

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17.5"
19.5"
20.5"
22.5"
24.5"
LENGTH
26.5"
27"
28.5"
29.5"
31.5"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
52cm
57cm
62cm
LENGTH
67cm
69cm
72cm
75cm
80cm

The Men's Retro Ringer is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 2410), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Fitted sleeves for a snug but comfortable fit, with 3/8" (1cm) contrasting Baby Rib binding at neck and sleeves for comfort and durability. Shrinks an average of one size in the wash.

MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy, BabyBlue/Navy

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
18"
21"
21.5"
24.5"
25.5"
LENGTH
27.5"
29"
31"
31.5"
34"
WIDTH
46cm
53cm
55cm
62cm
65cm
LENGTH
70cm
74cm
79cm
80cm
86cm

The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey (colors: White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy and Babyblue/Navy) are manufactured by Anvil (model# 2184), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*. Contrasting neck and sleeves with seamless collarette and 3/4 length raglan sleeves. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. *Heather Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester.

MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
Coffe/Black, Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Storm/Black

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
20"
21"
24"
26"
26.5"
30"
30.5"
LENGTH
27"
28"
28.5"
29"
30"
32"
35"
WIDTH
51cm
53cm
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