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WANNA TRY THIS WITHOUT PANTS? I WONT MIND IF PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE A SLUT NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC
I PUT THE "PORN" IN POPCORN WHY IS IT THAT ONLY THE UGLY GIRLS READ THIS SHIRT? FUNNILINGUS SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE
FUCKING CLASSY I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN WHITE FLOUR! WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU
I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME? HOBBES REVENGE STRAIGHT
ONE IN THE THINK SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY FUCK THE COLORBLIND
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I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS
TALK NERDY TO ME I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - ITS CALLED DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA) I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT
SAUSAGE FEST
GIFT CERTIFICATE
STRANGER WITH BENEFITS AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE
I WASHED MY ASS TODAY - JUST IN CASE I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT
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NATURAL REDHEAD BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO! IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE LAST CALL FOR MY JOHNSON
GOD BLESS AMERICA IF I PAY YOUR TAB IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY PROSTITUION WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS THEY'RE WHORES AND LIARS SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE
YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR YAHOO I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME EXCUSE ME... WHICH WAY TO THE SEX? WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
HE LOVES THE COCK FUCK YE! ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!! STILL ONLY $1.29 PER GALLON
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT I WANNA PUT MY COCK IN YOUR PUSSY ANYONE HAVE A THESAURUS? - I'M TIRED OF SAYING I'M DRUNK AND HORNY YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT YES YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY JUNK WITH YOUR CELL PHONE
YOU ARE A CREATION OF GOD (WHEN HE WAS ON METH) ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! INTERNATIONAL AGE OF CONSENT TOUR READ THIS SHIRT, BUY THE NEXT ROUND
SPONSORED BY THE LETTER E SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! COMA SUTRA IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK?
HUNG HORSE ...AS A KITE REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT I PUT THE IN LAZY piMP I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN
SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH? I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE SWALLOWS THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK I'M CUTE? NO SHIT.
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! LAST CALL
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