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'LIST OF ALL TSHIRTHELL.COM SHIRTS ' +
'T-SHIRTS ...as a Kite ' +
'03687 Days Since the Last T... ' +
'1f U C4n R34d Th15 U R34lly... ' +
'420 - I Don\'t Smoke Pot ' +
'Accordion Hero ' +
'Alice in Chains ' +
'Also Available in Sober ' +
'Am I Still Here? ' +
'Animal Slavery Still Cool ' +
'Any Way We Can Speed This Up? ' +
'Anyone Need to Earn Money F... ' +
'Attention, Whore ' +
'Baaaaaa Means Nooooo ' +
'Bad Samaritan ' +
'Bagpipe Hero ' +
'Banjo Hero ' +
'Bassoon Hero ' +
'Bitch Betta Have My Hunny ' +
'Bitches Ain\'t Shit but Hoe... ' +
'Bling-Bling ' +
'Canadians Are Eh\'holes ' +
'Cello Hero ' +
'Clarinet Hero ' +
'Could You Come Back in a Fe... ' +
'Cowbell Hero ' +
'Democratic Donkey (Head Up ... ' +
'Disney on Ice ' +
'Don\'t Bother Me - I\'m Was... ' +
'Don\'t Curse ' +
'Drum-Line Hero ' +
'Flute Hero ' +
'Free Hugs (World Champion S... ' +
'French Horn Hero ' +
'Fuck Me It\'s Trendy ' +
'Fuck the Colorblind ' +
'Fuck Ye ' +
'Fucking Classy ' +
'Glockenspiel Hero ' +
'Gluten for Punishment ' +
'God Gets Me Wet ' +
'Guess He Can\'t (Barack Obama) ' +
'Han Job (Han Solo Princess ... ' +
'He Loves the Cock ' +
'Hobbes\' Revenge ' +
'Hopeless Romantic Seeks Fil... ' +
'How Do I Block You in Real ... ' +
'Hung Like a Horse ' +
'I Believe in Happy Endings ' +
'I Bring Nothing to the Table ' +
'I Could Use a Little Sexual... ' +
'I Didn\'t Buy This Shirt Be... ' +
'I Didn\'t Come Here to Impr... ' +
'I Don\'t Need 140 Character... ' +
'I Drink in Moderation ' +
'I Eat More Pussy Than Alf ' +
'I Fucking Love to Cuddle ' +
'I Hope I Don\'t Black Out, ... ' +
'I Just Killed a Clown ' +
'I Know Violence Isn\'t the ... ' +
'I Need a Girl Who Can Handl... ' +
'I Put out for Santa ' +
'I Put the in Lazy ' +
'I Put the Cute in Execute ' +
'I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus ' +
'I Shaved My Balls for This? ' +
'I Should Be in the Kitchen ' +
'I Support Single Moms ' +
'I Taught Your Boyfriend Tha... ' +
'I Taught Your Girlfriend Th... ' +
'I Wanna Put My (Cock) in Yo... ' +
'I\'d Rather Be Snorting Coc... ' +
'I\'ll Be Using These to My ... ' +
'I\'m All for Being Social B... ' +
'I\'m Not a Full Blooded Jew... ' +
'I\'m the One You Gotta Blow... ' +
'I\'m What Willis Was Talkin... ' +
'I\'ve Had It Up to Here Wit... ' +
'If I Had Balls They Would B... ' +
'If I Were a Dirty Skank I W... ' +
'If You\'re Happy and You Kn... ' +
'It\'s 1620 Somewhere ' +
'It\'s Good ' +
'It\'s Not Pms - It\'s You ' +
'John 4:20 ' +
'Kazoo Hero ' +
'Let\'s Get Fucked Up! Like... ' +
'Mandolin Hero ' +
'Marshmallow Roast ' +
'Me So Holy Me Love You Long... ' +
'Mexican\'t ' +
'My Dick is Bigger Than Your... ' +
'My Life is a Very Complicat... ' +
'Natural Redhead ' +
'Not an Accurate Representat... ' +
'Not Tonight Ladies, I\'m Ju... ' +
'Ob Gyn Kenobi ' +
'Oboe Hero ' +
'Officer Down ' +
'Ok, but Wash It First ' +
'Only You Can Prevent Forest... ' +
'Origasm ' +
'Pezbians ' +
'Piano Hero ' +
'Pop a Smurf ' +
'Reminder - Buy More Beer ' +
'Sailor Trash ' +
'Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrus... ' +
'Save Gas - Ride the Handicapped ' +
'Saxophone Hero ' +
'Sitar Hero ' +
'Slavery Gets Shit Done ' +
'Sorry About What Happens Later ' +
'Sorry for Being So Fucking Sexy ' +
'Sorry Ladies the Shirt is S... ' +
'Sousaphone Hero ' +
'Spin My Dreidel (And by Dre... ' +
'Stop Clubbing Baby Seals ' +
'Straight ' +
'Suck All You Want, I\'ll Ma... ' +
'Swallow or It\'s Going in Y... ' +
'Swallows ' +
'Talk Nerdy to Me ' +
'The Kermit Dissection ' +
'There Are Two People Fuckin... ' +
'This Orgy Sure is off to a ... ' +
'This Shirt is 100% Organic ... ' +
'Thousands of My Potential C... ' +
'To Women from God ' +
'Tool (Not the Band, I\'m Ju... ' +
'Triangle Hero ' +
'Trombone Hero ' +
'Trumpet Hero ' +
'Ukulele Hero ' +
'Viola Hero ' +
'Violin Hero ' +
'Wal-Marx - Always Corporate... ' +
'What the Fuck Did You Call ... ' +
'Who Needs Big Tits when You... ' +
'WWJD for a Klondike Bar ' +
'Yes My T-Shirt Does Say Fuc... ' +
'Yes We Can ...move to Canada ' +
'Yo Yo Yo - Merry Kwanzaa Bi... ' +
'You Cant Have Manslaughter ... ' +
'You Could Single-Handedly M... ' +
'You Must Be This Long to Ride ' +
'Your Mom is a Whore - Merry... ' +
'Youtube Myspace and I\'ll G... ' +
'TORSOPANTS Ante, Christ ' +
'Ask Me About My Complete La... ' +
'Atheist ' +
'Baseball ' +
'During My Blackout I Saw My... ' +
'Go Local Sports Team And/Or... ' +
'Hey You. Yeah, You. No, Not... ' +
'Home School Valedictorian ' +
'I Am Not an Ambulance ' +
'I Heart Transitive Pictogra... ' +
'I Meet or Exceed Expectations ' +
'I Stole This Shirt from a H... ' +
'I\'m an Animal in Bed ' +
'Is It Solipsistic in Here, ... ' +
'IV:XX ' +
'Jesus Loves You ' +
'Let\'s Fight Some Ballerinas ' +
'Moo (Chicken) ' +
'My Marxist Feminist Dialect... ' +
'Not Brad Pitt ' +
'Pancakes ' +
'Pimp ' +
'Plain Clothes Cop ' +
'Platypus of Death ' +
'Purples ' +
'Self-Parody ' +
'This is My Clone ' +
'This Renaissance Faire Sucks ' +
'This Shirt Doesn\'t Make Se... ' +
'Tuba Hero ' +
'Voted \"Most Likely to Trav... ' +
'When Life Hands You: High F... ' +
'Words on a Shirt ' +
'Worlds\' Goodest Teecher ' +
'Yo, Where My Knickers At? ' +
'BABY HELL T-SHIRTS 80 More Years of This Shit? ' +
'All Mommy Wanted Was a Backrub ' +
'Are You My Daddy? ' +
'Baby - Not Midget (Do Not Toss) ' +
'Daddy Drinks Because I Cry ' +
'Daddy\'s Lil\' Squirt ' +
'Fuck the Milk ' +
'Hung Like a Five Year Old ' +
'I Can Kick Your Baby\'s Ass ' +
'I Can\'t Even Walk Yet and ... ' +
'I Enjoy a Good Spanking ' +
'I Spent 9 Months in the Hole ' +
'Kickin\' Ass & Takin\' Naps ' +
'My Other Car Seat is in a P... ' +
'Playground Pimp ' +
'Pooping in Progress ' +
'Recently Evicted ' +
'Too Cute to Play with Your ... ' +
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if (restore) selObj.selectedIndex=0;
}
// EOF Original
// New Hottness
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obj.className += ' replaced';
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div.id = obj.id+"-div";
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ul.className = 'selectReplacement';
ul.id = obj.id+"-new";
var opts = obj.options;
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