MEN'S AMERICAN APPAREL TEE
Available in S-XXXL / SIZE SPECS
Black
White
Cranberry
Navy
Asphalt
Army
MEN'S BEEFY TEE
Available in S-XXXL (* also available in 4-5XL) / SIZE SPECS
Black*
White
Blood Red
Navy
Charcoal
Herb
MEN'S VINTAGE TEE
Available in S-4XL / SIZE SPECS
Coffee
Lake Blue
Smoke
Evergreen
MEN'S TALL TEE
Available in XL-3XL (* also available in 4XL and 5XL) / SIZE SPECS
Black*
White
Navy
Steel
MEN'S RINGER
Available in S-XXL / SIZE SPECS
Baby Blue/Navy
Silver/Asphalt
Black/White
Navy/White
MEN'S HOODIE (HOODED SWEATSHIRT)
Available in S-3XL / SIZE SPECS
Black
Charcoal
WOMEN'S BABY DOLL
Available in S-XXL / SIZE SPECS
Black
White
Red
Pink
Baby Blue
Navy
Deep Heather
Chocolate
Cardinal
WOMEN'S CASUAL TEE
Available in S-XXL / SIZE SPECS
Black
Pink
Navy
Chocolate
Medium Blue
WOMEN'S VINTAGE TEE
Available in S-XXL / SIZE SPECS
Heather Purple
Heather Blue
Heather Green
Heather Raspberry
Heather Brown
WOMEN'S VINTAGE RINGER
Available in S-XXL / SIZE SPECS
Heather Purple/Purple
Heather Blue/Navy
Heather Green/Green
Heather Pink/Cardinal
Heather Tan/Chocolate
WOMEN'S SPAGHETTI STRAP
Available in S-L / SIZE SPECS
Black
Pink
Baby Blue
Shirt Sizes and Specs:
Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market, are 100% Cotton* and are screen printed to assure longevity and superior look. No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. Our Standard Tee is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee.
*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.
We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net! Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences. Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.
All shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.
These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.
MEN'S AMERICAN APPAREL TEE
All colors of the American Apparel Tee are available up to 3XL
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
|
WIDTH |
17.75" |
19.75" |
22" |
24.5" |
25.75" |
27.5" |
LENGTH |
27.5" |
28.5" |
30.5" |
31.5" |
32.5" |
33.25" |
WIDTH |
45cm |
50cm |
56cm |
62cm |
65cm |
70cm |
LENGTH |
70cm |
72cm |
78cm |
80cm |
83cm |
84cm |
The Men's American Apparel Tee is manufactured by, you guessed it... American Apparel! (model# 2001), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. "The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere", says American Apparel. But we think they may be biased..so you decide. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the body are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash.
MEN'S BEEFY TEE
All colors of the Beefy Tee are available up to 3XL
Black is also available in 4XL, and 5XL
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
WIDTH |
17.5" |
19.5" |
21.5" |
23" |
25" |
27" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
30.5" |
31" |
31.5" |
32" |
32.5" |
WIDTH |
45cm |
50cm |
55cm |
58cm |
64cm |
69cm |
72cm |
75cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
72cm |
75cm |
78cm |
78cm |
80cm |
81cm |
83cm |
The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 100% cotton* and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. * The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester.
MEN'S VINTAGE TEE
All colors of the Men's Vintage Tee are available up to 4XL
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
|
WIDTH |
18" |
19" |
21" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
29" |
LENGTH |
27" |
27.5" |
28" |
28.5" |
29" |
29.5" |
32" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
48cm |
53cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
74cm |
LENGTH |
69cm |
70cm |
71cm |
72cm |
74cm |
75cm |
81cm |
The Men's Vintage Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better.
MEN'S TALL TEE
Mens Tall Tee is only available in White, Navy and Steel up to 3XL, and in Black up to 5XL
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
WIDTH |
24" |
26" |
28" |
30" |
32" |
LENGTH |
34" |
36" |
37" |
38" |
37" |
WIDTH |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
76cm |
81cm |
LENGTH |
86cm |
91cm |
94cm |
97cm |
94cm |
The Men's Tall Tee is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester.
MEN'S RINGER
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
17.5" |
19.5" |
20.5" |
22.5" |
24.5" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
27" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
31.5" |
WIDTH |
45cm |
50cm |
52cm |
57cm |
62cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
69cm |
72cm |
75cm |
80cm |
The Men's Ringer is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 2410), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Fitted sleeves for a snug but comfortable fit, with 3/8" (1cm) contrasting Baby Rib binding at neck and sleeves for comfort and durability. Shrinks an average of one size in the wash.
MEN'S HOODIE (HOODED SWEATSHIRT)
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
|
WIDTH |
21" |
22.5" |
25" |
26.5" |
29" |
30" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
27.5" |
28" |
29" |
30" |
32" |
WIDTH |
53cm |
57cm |
64cm |
67cm |
74cm |
76cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
70cm |
71cm |
74cm |
76cm |
81cm |
The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Hanes (model # F170), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durablility with patented high-stitch fleece. Black is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places.
WOMEN'S BABYDOLL
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
14" |
15" |
16" |
17.5" |
18" |
LENGTH |
22.5" |
23" |
23.5" |
26" |
26.5" |
WIDTH |
36cm |
38cm |
41cm |
45cm |
46cm |
LENGTH |
57cm |
58cm |
60cm |
66cm |
67cm |
The Women's Babydoll is manufactured by Bella (model# 1001), made of 100% preshrunk cotton. Baby rib (1x1) knit fabric is super soft, with capped sleeves and a contoured fit.
WOMEN'S CASUAL TEE (LOOSE FITTING)
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
17" |
19" |
20" |
22" |
25.5" |
LENGTH |
24.5" |
24.75" |
27" |
27.5" |
29" |
WIDTH |
43cm |
48cm |
51cm |
56cm |
65cm |
LENGTH |
62cm |
63cm |
68.5cm |
65cm |
74cm |
The Women's Casual Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5680), made of 100% cotton*. Lower cut rib collar, double-needle stitching detailing. Relaxed Fit with extra ease for movement. Falls free from the body.
WOMEN'S VINTAGE TEE
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
15.5" |
17.5" |
18" |
19" |
20.5" |
LENGTH |
22.5" |
24" |
24.5" |
26" |
27.5" |
WIDTH |
39cm |
44cm |
46cm |
48cm |
52cm |
LENGTH |
57cm |
61cm |
62cm |
66cm |
70cm |
The Women's Vintage Tee is manufactured by Bella (model# 6000H), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
WOMEN'S VINTAGE RINGER
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
16" |
16.5" |
17.5" |
18.5" |
19" |
LENGTH |
22" |
23.5" |
25.5" |
26" |
27" |
WIDTH |
41cm |
42cm |
44cm |
47cm |
48cm |
LENGTH |
56cm |
60cm |
65cm |
66cm |
69cm |
The Women's Vintage Ringer is manufactured by Bella (model# 6050), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body and contrast ringer binding sleeves and neck line. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
WOMEN'S SPAGHETTI STRAPS (FORM FITTING)
Spaghetti Straps are available only in Small - Large
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
12" |
13" |
14" |
- |
- |
LENGTH |
20" |
20.5" |
21" |
- |
- |
WIDTH |
31cm |
33cm |
36cm |
- |
- |
LENGTH |
51cm |
52cm |
53cm |
- |
- |
The Women's Spaghetti Strap is manufactured by Bella (model# 1011), made of 100% preshrunk cotton, 30 single combed ring-spun, super soft 1x1 baby rib knit. Self binding on straps and around the armhole. It is form fitting.
BABY TEE
The baby tees are t-shirts. They are not onesies.
6M |
12M |
18M |
|
WIDTH |
10" |
10" |
10.5" |
LENGTH |
11.5" |
12.5" |
13" |
WIDTH |
25cm |
25cm |
27cm |
LENGTH |
29cm |
32cm |
33cm |
The Baby Tee (Colors Pink and Blue) is manufactured by Hanes (model #T410), made of 100% ultrasoft cotton jersey that soothes baby's tender skin. Stretchy ribbed collar keeps its shape wash after wash. Two-needle topstitch trim strengthens crew neck, cuffs, and hem.
The Baby Tee (Black) is manufactured by Kiddy Kat (model# 4301), made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey, taped neck, 2-needle sleeve and bottom hems.
