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WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I MAY BE A RAPIST BUT AT LEAST I RECYCLE (limited edition only)	IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT


TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	INTERNATIONAL AGE OF CONSENT TOUR CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	THIS IS MY CLONE (Robert Smith of the Cure) (limited edition only)	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)	SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR (limited edition only)	MELLO KITTY (limited edition only)


SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR (limited edition only)	YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE PUSSY (limited edition only)	SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY Kathryn Feller and Billy Bob (limited edition only)


I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 3 (limited edition only)	I'M THE TEENAGE GIRL YOU JERKED OFF IN THE CHATROOM WITH (limited edition only)	NEXT GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA (with porn star Marey Carey) (limited edition only)


ATKINS APPROVED (limited edition only)	YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER UNLESS... (limited edition only)	THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE (with Jenna Jameson) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN (MARK CUBAN) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	HIGH ON LIFE... AND GLUE! (Slash of Velvet Revolver) (limited edition only)	THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS) (Slash of Velvet Revolver) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT... (limited edition only)	GREETINGS FROM IRAQ (limited edition only)	MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR MOM (with Pink) (limited edition only)


GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE MARIO VAN PEEBLES! (with Mario Van Peebles) (limited edition only)	VON DOUCHE (limited edition only)	I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SAVE STERN (Beetlejuice and Miss Howard Stern) (limited edition only)


SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE! (limited edition only)	SATISFIED CUSTOMERS (limited edition only)


ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (with Lemmy from Motorhead) (limited edition only)	DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL... (limited edition only)	I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M CUTE? NO SHIT! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	GREETINGS FROM IRAQ (limited edition only)	CLIT 'R' US (with Joan Jett) (limited edition only)


MUSIC IN A MINOR (with author Chuck Palahniuk) (limited edition only)	SAVE STERN (with Gary the Retard) (limited edition only)	HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY! (limited edition only)


SHOT BY THE SNIPER (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I FUCKED THE GIRL IN HANSON (limited edition only)


I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	SISTER FISTER (limited edition only)


WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes) (limited edition only)	VON DOUCHE (limited edition only)	I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT.. (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


CLICK HERE TO SEE ME NAKED! (limited edition only)	YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME (limited edition only)


YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE... (limited edition only)	SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY (limited edition only)	I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH (limited edition only)


SPORTSRADIO 1010 CREW TAMPA FLORIDA	SADDAM (1937-2002) (limited edition only)	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (limited edition only)


EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH (limited edition only)	WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (with Allison Mack) (limited edition only)


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	FUCK THE HOMELESS (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)


TAKE A PICTURE (and masturbate to it later) (limited edition only)	HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY! (with Christopher Lowell) (limited edition only)	YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)


WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)


ASTHMA IS SEXY! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT	STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS (limited edition only)	BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT.. (limited edition only)


ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob) (limited edition only)	<TITS>...</TITS> (limited edition only)	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (limited edition only)


ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob) (limited edition only)	ANNA NICOLE ATE MY LITTLE BROTHER (limited edition only)	BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT... (limited edition only)


JESUS LOVES YOU (with Bob Odenkirk) (limited edition only)	SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK (limited edition only)	MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB (limited edition only)


CLIT 'R' US (with Ron Jeremy) (limited edition only)	RESTRAINING ORDERS (with Foo Fighter Chris Shiflett) (limited edition only)	FINISH YOUR PUSSY (with KISS) (limited edition only)


WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (limited edition only)	IF YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS YOU NOW HAVE SARS (with Robin Shou) (limited edition only)	ANTHRAX (other white powder) (limited edition only)


I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)	NSYNC (underground) (limited edition only)	CLICK HERE TO SEE ME NAKED! (limited edition only)


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU'LL NEVER GO CAUCASIAN (limited edition only)


SADDAMIZED (with the Macho Man) (limited edition only)	ANTHRAX (other white powder) (limited edition only)	WHO WANTS TO MARRY A HUNDREDAIRE? (limited edition only)


MUSIC IN A MINOR (with George Clinton) (limited edition only)	YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (with Andrew W. K. ) (limited edition only)


GRINGO STAR (worn by Alex Bach) (limited edition only)	LOOK AT MY CHEST WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME (limited edition only)	I SPENT A NIGHT IN PARIS (with Andy Serkis/Gollum) (limited edition only)


RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)	I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE (with Anders Friden of IN FLAMES ) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (limited edition only)


I READ TO THE DEAF (limited edition only)	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (with Corey of the Slipknot) (limited edition only)	I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (limited edition only)


TAKE A PICTURE (and masturbate to it later) (limited edition only)	ASTHMA IS SEXY! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	IS IT PEDOPHILIA... IF THE KID IS DEAD? (limited edition only)


I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (limited edition only)	MEDIUM PIMPIN (with Butch Patrick) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' BOUT (with Tom Savini) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	BUDDA IS A FAT BASTARD (with James and Chris of the Slipknot) (limited edition only)


I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (with Chuck Palahniuk) (limited edition only)	DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL (limited edition only)	SAVE STERN (with Joey Boots) (limited edition only)


SYNDROME OF A DOWN (limited edition only)	BEERLEADER (limited edition only)	SEX IN THE CLITTY (limited edition only)


PIGFUCKING MORONIC INBRED lOSERS FOR BUSH (with Lewis Black) (limited edition only)	PIGFUCKING MORONIC INBRED lOSERS FOR BUSH (with James Taylor) (limited edition only)	BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT (with Dustin Diamond) (limited edition only)


BRING OUR CAMEL FUCKING TROOPS HOME (limited edition only)	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (with Howard Dean) (limited edition only)


I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	GREETINGS FROM IRAQ (limited edition only)	I'M HUGE IN JAPAN CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


MUSIC IN A MINOR (worn by Ivy of the Spankdriven) (limited edition only)	SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)


WHATEVER I DO, BLAME IT ON AL-QAEDA (limited edition only)	MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR MOM (limited edition only)	I BOUGHT CHRISTOPHER REEVE'S WHEELCHAIR... (limited edition only)


I WAS MOLESTED BY MICHAEL JACKSON AND... (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	I'M SO BLACK I SCARE MYSELF (limited edition only)


GIRL SCOUTS GONE WILD (limited edition only)	ATKINS APPROVED (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)


ASTHMA IS SEXY! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK (limited edition only)


YOU MUST BE THIS LONG... (with the band Mudvayne) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	I DON'T HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK... (limited edition only)


SWALLOWS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	OB/GYN KENOBI CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	19TH HOLE (limited edition only)


ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER (with MTV's Puck) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	RED = REPUBICANS BLUE = IDIOTIC CRYBABIES (with Bruce Campbell) (limited edition only)	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (with Disturbed) (limited edition only)	TAKE A PICTURE (and masturbate to it later) (limited edition only)	I WILL NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS (with Bowling for Soup) (limited edition only)


ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (with GWAR) (limited edition only)	TO: WOMEN - FROM: GOD CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WWJD (For A Klondike Bar?) (with Sid Haig) (limited edition only)


ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob) (with Traci Lords) (limited edition only)	I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE... (with Michael Berryman) (limited edition only)	THE KORAN NOW IN 2 PLY (limited edition only)


SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE WHITE PEOPLE (with Ryan Dunn and Don Vito) (limited edition only)	JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS (limited edition only)	I BOUGHT CHRISTOPHER REEVE'S WHEELCHAIR... (with Chevelle) (limited edition only)


HE LOVES THE COCK (limited edition only)	I SUPPORT STEM CELL RESEARCH (limited edition only)	DUMBLEDORE DIES... (limited edition only)


MY IDEA INVOLVES MIDGETS AND PORN (with Mini-KISS) (limited edition only)	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	BAD SAMARITAN (with porn star Samantha Eden) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED YOU'D BE A LOSER (with Chimaira) (limited edition only)	I BET YOU'LL VOTE NEXT TIME, HIPPIE (with Sugar Ray) (limited edition only)


TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS (with R. Lee 'Gunny' Ermey) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SWALLOWS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER (with Sid Haig) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE WHITE PEOPLE (with Ron Jeremy) (limited edition only)	I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE (with Carlos Mencia) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	UNREGISTERED SEX OFFENDER (with Dane Cook) (limited edition only)


I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS (with Ron Jeremy) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	MY IDEA INVOLVES MIDGETS AND PORN (with Lemmy from Motorhead) (limited edition only)


IF THIS IS ON YOUR FLOOR TOMORROW... (with Drowning Pool) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	TOKIN' WHITE GUY (limited edition only)	I'M HUGE IN JAPAN (with Mercedes McNabb) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob) (limited edition only)	IV:XX (limited edition only)	YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS (limited edition only)	ARREST BLACK BABIES (limited edition only)	I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN (with Dane Cook) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d (with Ron Jeremy) (limited edition only)	I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH (with Rammstein) (limited edition only)	IF THIS IS ON YOUR FLOOR TOMORROW... CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (with Hulk Hogan) (limited edition only)	GONE FISTING (with Ron Jeremy) (limited edition only)	ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (with Little Jimmy Urine) (limited edition only)


SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER (Adrienne Barbeau) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE WHITE PEOPLE (with Ryan Dunn of Viva La Bam) (limited edition only)


CHEMOSABE (limited edition only)	ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU'LL NEVER GO CAUCASIAN (with Tera Patrick) (limited edition only)	IS IT PEDOPHILIA... IF THE KID IS DEAD? (with Bridget The Midget) (limited edition only)


I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS (with Christine Young) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	IF JESUS COMES BACK WE'LL KILL HIM AGAIN (limited edition only)	HUNG LIKE A HORSE (with Steven Seagal) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


THERE'S A PICTURE OF... (with Alonzo Bodden) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT (with Leann Rimes) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SUPPORT THE FINE ARTS SHOOT A RAPPER (with Juicy J - Three 6 Mafia) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


HUG DEALER (with Ben Harper) (limited edition only)	HE LOVES THE COCK (with Jim Norton) (limited edition only)	SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY (with Adult Film Star, Devon) (limited edition only)


I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS (w/ Trina Michaels) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR (w/ Jaleel from TV On The Radio) (limited edition only)	FUCK CHUCK (w/ Ken Kercheval) (limited edition only)


TOKIN' WHITE GUY (with Tommy Chong) (limited edition only)	HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE (with Kerry King of Slayer) (limited edition only)	MY IDEA INVOLVES MIDGETS AND PORN (limited edition only)


COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS? (with George Wendt) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SORRY GIRLS, THE DRUMMER IS GAY (limited edition only)	ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU NEVER GO CAUCASIAN (limited edition only)


BARRY TAKES IT IN THE ASS (with Barry Bonds) (limited edition only)	SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT (with Kid Rock) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I BEAT CANCER! (w/ comedian Dave Attell) (limited edition only)	CHILD PREDATOR (with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper) (limited edition only)	I TAKE THE 'THE' OUT OF PSYCHOTHERAPIST (limited edition only)


GONE POSTAL TOUR (w/ Alan Ruck) (limited edition only)	999 - EVIL WHEN I DO HANDSTANDS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS (with Vida Guerra) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS (with Billy Lane) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? (with April and Phil Margera) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M UGLY ON THE INSIDE TOO (limited edition only)	DOMINA-TRIX (limited edition only)	I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


SOMETIMES I PEE WHEN I LAUGH (limited edition only)	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M NOT GETTING JIGGY I HAVE PARKINSON'S (with Kevin Smith) (limited edition only)	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE (limited edition only)	HUNG HORSE (w/ Chad of Nickelback) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


MEDIUM PIMPIN' (w/ Rob Zombie) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	DONKEY PONCH (w/ Erik Estrada) (limited edition only)	I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? (w/ Jenna Haze) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (w/ Penn of Penn & Teller) (limited edition only)	MEDIUM PIMPIN' (Joe Pelton at the U.S. Poker Championships) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	FUCKING CLASSY CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	OB-GYN KENOBI CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? (with Pink) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


WHY KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS... CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	PLEASE TURN ME OVER SO I DON'T CHOKE... (with Taylor Hicks) (limited edition only)	GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE (with Jim Norton) (limited edition only)


HE LOVES THE COCK (with Ron Jeremy) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	THERE ARE PEOPLE FUCKING... (with David Arquette & Thomas Jane) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	999 - EVIL WHEN I DO HANDSTANDS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SWALLOWS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS HITLER DID? (limited edition only)


SHITTLES (limited edition only)	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS (with Discovery's Eddie Trotta) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS? (with Megadeth) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	THEY'RE REAL - BUT THE SHIRT IS FAKE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I TAKE THE "THE" OUT OF PSYCHOTHERAPIST (with Teller) (limited edition only)	KINDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS (with Amazing Johnathan) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	IF I CAN BUILD A COMPUTER I CAN MAKE YOU CUM (limited edition only)


IF I CAN BUILD A COMPUTER I CAN MAKE YOU CUM (limited edition only)	KILL YOURSELF (with Heath Hindman of Egypt Central) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	BLUE TRASH (with Throwdown) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING... (with Ron Jeremy) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS (with Lisa Sparxx and Kristy Cage) (limited edition only)	FUCKING CLASSY (with Jacoby from Papa Roach) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


SPONSORED BY THE LETTER E CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


IT'S NOT PMS IT'S YOU CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	MEDIUM PIMPIN (with Sully from Godsmack) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	THEY'RE REAL - BUT THE SHIRT IS FAKE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER (with Tom Savini) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR (limited edition only)	LET'S KEEP TITS REAL (with Maria Brink) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE (with Jonathan Frakes) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE (with George Romero) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'D RATHER BE SNORTING ... (with Omar Vizquel) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING... CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	IT 'D BE EASY FOR ME TO SAY I LOVE ALCOHOL CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU... (with Michael Madsen) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY (with Dane Cook) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


SNUFF FILM (with Steve Austin) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	COOKIE CUTTER CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	FUCKING CLASSY CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


LADIES DON'T SPIT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	HOW DARE I WEAR THIS... CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	XENU IS MY HOMEBOY (with Shonen Knife) (limited edition only)


I SHAVED MY BALLS... (with Kat Von D) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (with Weird Al) (limited edition only)	I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


AMERICA'S NEXT TOP COKED OUT WHORE (limited edition only)	FUCK THE COLOR BLIND (with Drew Hastings) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE PARKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SNUFF FILM (with Pantera's Phil Anselmo) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	I BET YOU'LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER... (with Dez Farfara of Coal Chamber) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


HE LOVES THE COCK (with Don Vito) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	PLAIN CLOTHES COP (limited edition only)	I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE... (limited edition only)


THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE FUCKING (with Merle Allin of Murder Junkies) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	EVERY TIME YOU SEE A RAINBOW... CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WHY KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS... (with John Waters) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


QUADRIPLEGICS HAVE FEELINGS (with Harland Williams) (limited edition only)	I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND (Faith Hill & Tim McGraw) (limited edition only)	I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED... (with Scott Ian) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


HAN JOB CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	COOKIE CUTTER (with Hatebreed) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	FUCKING CLASSY (with Jacoby Shaddix) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE PARKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	LADIES DON'T SPIT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!

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