Collection: ADULTS

I'll Have The White And Dark Meat

Suicide Boomers

Rub One Out

People Are Everywhere

Check Out This Asshole

271st Responder

Hail Mary

To Whom It May Concern: Fuck You.

Swallow Or It's Going In Your Eye

Fuck Red Bull - Ride The White Pony

At Least You're Looking At My Shirt Instead Of My Huge Erection

Star In Your Very Own Comic (Mmm... Delicious)

Please Turn Me Over So I Don't Choke On My Own Vomit - Thank You

#Blessed

Clit 'R' Us

I'm Here To Kill You - Next Time Keep That Chain Letter Going

If I Can Build A Computer I Can Make You Cum

I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like

True Evolution

Drum-Line Hero

Native Americans - Should Have Fought Harder You Pussies

Spin My Dreidel (And By Dreidel I Mean Cock And By Spin I Mean Suck)

Soldiers Need Hummers - Please Help Support The Cause

Burt Reynolds (Tom Selleck)

My Preferred Pronouns Are Thou And Thine

The Wrath Of Leprechaun

How Do You Say Go Fuck Yourself In English

Ezekiel 23:20

Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size

I'm Here For The Wrong Reasons

Running With The Devil

How Many Elves Do You Have To Blow

If You Can Read This The Bitch Didn't Fall Off - Actually Her Parents Are In Town And She Wanted...

Warning - If I Wake Up With Marker On My Face I'll Stab You

I Was Young And I Needed The Money (Paper Route)

Let's Fight Some Ballerinas