Collection: ADULTS

Say No To Swashbuckling

Impeach Van Buren

I Just Want That Special Someone Who Won't Press Charges

I'm A Man Of Few

The Most Humble Man On Earth

I'm Like The Michael Jordan Of Standing In This Spot

Synergy

The Solar System Of Juvenile Puns

Daily Horoscope

Rejecting Advice Of Counsel

I'm Already Drunk. Let Me Know How Things Turn Out

I Remember When Stuff Was Funny

I Tested Positive For Being Fucking Awesome.

Babe Ruth, Babe Ruth (Ruth Bader Ginsberg)

You Know Because Of Coronavirus

Fuck Off - I Have Glaucoma (With Pot Leaf)

She Said Yes To Making Me Another Sandwich

My Bling Seems Irrelevant

Shoplifter

Dance Dance Evolution

I Like Capping Fools

I Was Voted Class Orthodontist At Clown College

All Caps All The Time

I Enjoy Entertainment

There's A Party In My Pants And You're... Oh Jeez It's The Cops!

Vote For Me For President Of This Room

Taking Acid And Kicking Gnomes

Some Beavers Just Try To Look Busy

Not Tonight Boys. I'm Just Here To Cock Block.

Vitruvian Quadriplegic

Kate Beckinsale

Planet Of The Crepes

Earth Kicks Ass

One Person Can Change The World - But I'll Just Change It Back

It's A Free Country - Hey You Get What You Pay For

(Anna Nicole Mammarial T-Shirt) In Loving Mammary - Breast In Peace