Collection: ADULTS

Greetings From Santa's Workshop (China)

My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Brings All The Boys To The Yard

Baseball

I Bring Nothing To The Table

I'm Pro Mid-term Abortion

Shoot Me I'm Irish (JFK)

I'd Rather Be Insurrecting

This Thanksgiving I'm Just Thankful

Fuck You And Your Non-Offensive T-Shirt

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful - Hate Me Because I Fucked Your Dad

This Election Remember To Exercise Your Right

There's An Amber Alert In My Pants

If Jesus Comes Back - We'll Kill Him Again

If It Looks Like An Ass And Acts Like An Ass (Democratic Donkey Logo)

I Met My Wife On Ancestry.Com

What's The Average Duration Of Whatever The Fuck This Is?

Bad Samaritan

I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load

I Shaved My Balls For This?

She Beats Me

If You Have A Whistle Now Is The Time

The Kermit Dissection

Tool (Not The Band I'm Just A Tool)

You Can't Have Manslaughter Without Laughter

Kobe (Shaq)

Happy Birthday Santa

Lunch Glocks

Stare At Me In Disgust

Ai Wrote This Shirt For Me

Can't Wait To Have My Vote Disregarded

Gone Postal Tour

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals

Dopest Honky Award Winner (Customizable Year)

There Were Two No Shows For My Threesome

Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent?

When Life Hands You: High Fructose Corn Syrup Citric Acid... Make Lemonade