Collection: ADULTS

If You're Already This Close Why Don't You Just Suck My Dick

I Support Stem Cell Research But Only As A Byproduct Of My Support For Killing Babies

Learn To Speak Native American Or Get The Fuck Out

Please Use Birth Control - I'm Not Made Of Coat Hangers

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

I Can Has Cheezburger?

Gerbil Protest (Richard Gere)

When God Gives You Lemons

Happy Cinco De Mayo! (St. Patrick's Day)

Donner Party

Platypus Of Death

Read This Shirt Buy The Next Round. I Don't Make The Rules I Just Wear The Shirt

By The Time You Read This You've Already Read It

Jupiter

Moo (Chicken)

Who Wants To Marry A Hundredaire?

Just Killing Time Until The Sweet Embrace Of Death

Also Available In Sober

Grand Canyon - Reminds Me Of Your Mom

You're Fucking Welcome - The First Amendment

Nothing Against Trans Black Jewish Gay Autistic Handicapped Mexicans

Cereal Rapist

Batwoman - Catwoman Parody

Pizza Slut

Splash Zone

Gringo Star

Artist. Vegetarian. Animal Lover. Don't Be Like Hitler.

Thanksgiving Is On A Thursday This Year

Black Lives Matter Except (Female Name) She's A Bitch

Black Lives Matter Except (Male Name) He's A Dick

I'm The Reason For Santa's Naughty List

Hunters Kill (Taxidermy Rudolph)

I Steal Candy From Children

September 9-11 Part Two - Revenge Of The Towers

Who Needs Courage When You Have A Gun?

Fronds