Collection: ALCOHOL/DRUGS

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

Disney On Ice - Men's T-Shirt

Dude... Who Made Me?

1 Day(s) Sober

Ask Me About Our Drinks For Blowjobs Program

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Save Sea Turtles. Ban Straws

I Hope I Don't Black Out Because This Is Awesome!

Happy Acceptable Stereotyping Day

Marijuana Deer

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

Happy Cinco De Mayo! (St. Patrick's Day)

Read This Shirt Buy The Next Round. I Don't Make The Rules I Just Wear The Shirt

St. Patrick's Pub (Jean-Luc Picard)

You Don't Have To Wait Until 4:20 If You Do Heroin

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

Also Available In Sober

Green Party

Only Beer For Me. I'm The Designated Driver.

John 4:20

High Roller

I Drink In Moderation

It's 1620 Somewhere

Divine Intervention

420 - I Don't Smoke Pot

Wiid

I'm Still Irish From Last St Patty's Drunk

Whitney Houston Beats Bobby Brown To Death

Shut The Fuck Up And Drink Your Beer

Puff Puff Pass (Inhaler)

Oh God It's Happening Again

Mellow Birds

Ask Your Dealer If Marijuana Is Right For You

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