Collection: DRY HUMOR

T-Shirt

Hey You Yeah You.

I've Got The Spirit Of The Lord In Me - And I'm Trying To Get Him Wasted

Please Turn Me Over So I Don't Choke On My Own Vomit - Thank You

My Idea Involves Midgets And Porn (Will Give More Information Upon Request)

Asshole (Dalai Lama Pic)

Celsius Is For Wankers

I Wasn't Invited But I'm Sure It Was An Oversight

I'm Here For The Wrong Reasons

It's Been A Pleasure To Not Talk To You

My Persistence Hasn't Paid Off

Bicycle Built For 2pac

Never Forget (Keys)

World Champion Liar - Or Am I?

What Can't Sporks Do? Well I'll Tell You What They Can't Do

I Remember When Stuff Was Funny

I Tested Positive For Being Fucking Awesome.

She Said Yes To Making Me Another Sandwich

Shoplifter

One Person Can Change The World - But I'll Just Change It Back

I'm Doing God's Work - Because That Lazy Bastard never does it

Do This In Remembrance Of Me.

This T-Shirt Is Russian Propaganda

Press Juan For English

Geppettophile

Home School Valedictorian

East Coast Lawnmowers

Homosexuals Are Gay

I Tried Sincerity Once... It Was Hilarious

Not Now - I'm Bleeding

This Pandemic Isn't Fun Anymore

This Shirt Doesn't Make Sense And Neither Does This Apple

This T-Shirt Seemed Funnier When I Bought It

I Love (Heart) Redundancy

I'm My Own Wingman

Drinking Has A Me Problem