Collection: DRY HUMOR

I Invented Al Gore

You Don't Know Dick But I'D Be Glad To Introduce You

Well This Is Fucking Awkward...

Voted Best Cock In The State 2004 2005 2007

Vitruvian Half-Man

Vagina Fan Club President

Unicycle Wheelie Champion

True Evolution

The Fact That I Bought This Shirt Should Be Red Flag #1

Sexy Zebra

Running With The Devil

Racists

Proud Veteran (Tug Of War)

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires! - Which Is Good Because I've Got Shit To Do - Men's T-Shirt

Oh God It's Happening Again

My Worst Decision Is Yet To Come.

Let's Talk About Potassium

Land Seahorse

Impeach Van Buren

I'm The Asshole In The Comments Section

I'm Not A Guitar Hero I Was Just Doing My Job

I'm An Animal In Bed

I Was Young And I Needed The Money (Paper Route)

I Keep Forgetting About Dre

I Just Want That Special Someone Who Won't Press Charges

I Just Support Fish

I Didn't Buy This Shirt Because It Says Fuck On It. I Bought It Because It Says Fuck On It Twice.

I Can't Believe I Slept With Three People Or More To Get This Job

Hippopottymouth

Here's A Table Jesus Made Before That Whole Savior

Daily Horoscope

Chuck Norris

Burt Reynolds (Tom Selleck)

Bros Before Hoes (Except When Real Hoes Are Involved)

At Least I'm Out Doing Things

Ask Your Dealer If Marijuana Is Right For You