Collection: SEX/ROMANCE

At Least You're Looking At My Shirt Instead Of My Huge Erection

Star In Your Very Own Comic (Mmm... Delicious)

Clit 'R' Us

If I Can Build A Computer I Can Make You Cum

I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like

Spin My Dreidel (And By Dreidel I Mean Cock And By Spin I Mean Suck)

Soldiers Need Hummers - Please Help Support The Cause

Ezekiel 23:20

Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size

Once You Go Asian You Never Go Caucasian

Your Sister Is Hot But Your Mom Does That Thing

Narcoleptics Sleep Around

I'm My Own Wingman

Canadians Like It On Top

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy

Domina-Trix

Underwear Not Included

I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

I Swing Both Ways

I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia

As Seen On Dateline

Porn Starter

Transcendental Meditation (Customizable)

First They Came For The Uglies

Your Mom's Second Favorite Black Cock

You're Aware This Is How A Lot Of Pornos Start Right?

Yes You Can Take A Picture Of My Junk With Your Cell Phone

When God Has Sex He Screams My Name

Virgins Wanted No Experience Necessary

Virgin Mary In The Streets Mary Magdalene In The Sheets

Vagina Fanboy

Tickle My Fancy (Testicles)

There's A Party In My Pants And You're... Oh Jeez It's The Cops!

The Shockra

STTD - Sexually Transmitted Ted Danson

Socks - Preventing Shoe Babies For Centuries