Sizing Calculator

Enter your chest size below, and we'll tell you which sizes will fit you the best.

Scroll down to view more information about the styles and colors we offer.

Shrinkage and Care

Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market and are 100% Cotton*. No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. They may shrink about half a size when washed.

You must wash our shirts in cold water with similar colors and dry on low heat to minimize shrinkage. Washing your shirts inside out will prolong the life of your t-shirt as well as help prevent color bleeding, which is more likely to occur on darker, richer colors.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

Shirt Sizes and Specs

We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net! Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences. Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.

ShirtMeasurementsAll shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.

These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.

Our Classic Heavyweight Tee for a roomy, classic fit is is a 6.1 oz of soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton. The mid-weight semi-fitted tee is the fit of choice for those who want a thinner, slimmer fit, and is also made of soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

Mens Styles

Men's Heavyweight Classic Tee

All colors of the Heavyweight Tee are available up to 3XL
*Black and White are also available in 4XL, and 5XL

Black* White* Blood Red Navy Charcoal Fatigue Green Pebble
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
30"
31.25"
LENGTH
26.25"
28"
28.5"
29.5"
32"
32"
35"
35.5"
WIDTH
46cm
51cm
56cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
76cm
79cm
LENGTH
67cm
71cm
72cm
75cm
81cm
81cm
89cm
90cm

The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 6.1 oz 100% cotton*, preshrunk, and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. * The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester.

Mens Premium (Semi-Fitted) Tee

Available in S-3XL

Black White Cranberry Navy Asphalt Army
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
LENGTH
28.25"
29.25"
30.25"
31.25"
32.25"
33.25"
WIDTH
46cm
51cm
56cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
LENGTH
72cm
74cm
77cm
80cm
82cm
84cm

Next Level (model 3600). It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the chest are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter and the ab area feels slightly narrower. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash. Some might call this a "retail fit"

Mens Triblend

Available in S-4XL

Black Heather Military Green Heather Blue Heather Charcoal Heather Cranberry
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
20"
21"
22.5"
24"
25.5"
27.5"
29.5"
LENGTH
28"
29"
30"
31"
32"
32.5"
33"

Premium Mens Triblend is one of the softest shirts you'll ever put on. Prints on a triblend tee can appear slightly worn or "vintage", and will get more and more worn when washed. This will become your favorite shirt! True to size fit.

Men's Pigment Dyed Tee

Available in S-4XL

Coffee Lake Blue Smoke Evergreen
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
18"
19"
21"
24"
26"
28"
29"
LENGTH
27"
27.5"
28"
28.5"
29"
29.5"
32"
WIDTH
46cm
48cm
53cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
74cm
LENGTH
69cm
70cm
71cm
72cm
74cm
75cm
81cm

The Men's Pigment Dyed Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 6.1 oz 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better.

Men's Tall Tee

Available in XL-3XL (* also available in 4XL)

Black* White Navy Steel
 
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
24"
26"
28"
30"
LENGTH
34"
36"
37"
38"
WIDTH
61cm
66cm
71cm
76cm
LENGTH
86cm
91cm
94cm
97cm

The Men's Tall Tee is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester.

Men's Hoodie (Hooded Sweatshirt)

Available in S-3XL

Black White Charcoal
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
21"
22.5"
25"
26.5"
29"
30"
LENGTH
26.5"
27.5"
28"
29"
30"
32"
WIDTH
53cm
57cm
64cm
67cm
74cm
76cm
LENGTH
67cm
70cm
71cm
74cm
76cm
81cm

The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Hanes (model # F170), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durablility with patented high-stitch fleece. Black is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. The weight is 10 oz. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places.

Men's Longsleeve Tee

Available in S-4XL

Black Heather Bllue
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
3XL
WIDTH
20"
21"
22.5"
24"
25.5"
27.5"
29.5"
LENGTH
28"
29"
30.5"
32"
33"
33.5"
34"

The Mens Longsleeve is manufactured by District, and is 4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton, 32 singles with an open hem sleeve.

Unisex Tank

Available in S-2XL

Black
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
18.25quot;
20.25"
22.25"
24.25"
26.25"
LENGTH
27"
28"
29"
30"
31"

The Unisex Tank is manufactured by Bella Canvas, and is 100% airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles. The weight is 4.2 oz. and is side seamed with a retail fit.

The Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Triblend Baseball Tee

Available in S-2XL

Black
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17.5quot;
19.5"
21.5"
23.5"
25.5"
LENGTH
27.5"
28.5"
29.5"
30.5"
31.5"

The Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Triblend Baseball Tee is manufactured by Bella Canvas, and is 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles with a retail fit and side seams.

WOMANS STYLES

Women's Perfect Tee

Available in XS-XXL

Black White Red Fucshia Royal
 
X-Small
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
16.75"
17.75"
18.75"
20.25"
21.75"
23.75"
LENGTH
25.5"
26"
26.5"
27.25"
28"
28.5"

The Women's Perfect Tee is manufactured by District, made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles at 4.3 oz. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with slightly shorter sleeves that is a bit relaxed yet has a a feminine shape. A perfect shirt! True to size.

Women's Triblend Tee

Available in XS-XXL

Black Heather Blue Charcoal Grey Heather Red Heather Fucshia
 
X-Small
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17.25"
18.25"
19.25"
20.75"
22.25"
24.25"
LENGTH
25.5"
26"
26.5"
27.25"
28"
28.5"

The Women's Triblend Tee is manufactured by District, made of 4.5-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/ring spun combed cotton/rayon, 32 singles. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with slightly shorter sleeves that is a bit relaxed yet has a a feminine shape. You'll never want to take this off! True to size.

Women's Baby Doll

Available in S-XXL

Black White Dark Chocolate Scarlet Red Navy
Indigo Pink Cancun Blue Light Olive    
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
16.25"
17.25"
18.25"
19.75"
21.25"
LENGTH
25.75"
26"
26.5"
27.25"
27.75"

The Women's Babydoll is manufactured by Next Level, made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton at 4.3 oz. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with slightly shorter sleeves and a contoured fit.

Women's Basic Tee

Available in S-XXL

Black White Pink Navy Chocolate Medium Blue
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
LENGTH
25"
26"
27"
28"
29"

The Women's Basic Tee is made of 100% cotton*. Lower cut rib collar, double-needle stitching detailing. Relaxed Fit with feminine-inspired styling. Side seam and taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeves and hem. This style is being discontinued.

Women's Racerback Tank

Available in XS-3XL

Black White
 
X-Small
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
16"
17"
17"
19.5"
21"
22.5"
24.5"
LENGTH
26.5"
27"
27.5"
28"
28.5"
29"
29.5"

The Woman's Racerback Tank is made of 100%, 30 singles combed ring spun cotton and has a gathered back.

JUNIOR/GIRLS STYLES

Junior/Girls Vintage Tee

Available in S-XXL

Heather Purple Heather Blue Heather Green Heather
Raspberry
Heather Brown
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
16.5"
17.25"
18.25"
19.25"
20.25"
LENGTH
25.75"
26.25"
26.75"
27.5"
28"
WIDTH
42cm
44cm
46cm
49cm
51cm
LENGTH
64cm
67cm
68cm
70cm
77cm

The Juniors/Girls Vintage Tee is manufactured by Bella, made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body.

Junior/Girls Vintage Ringer

Available in S-XXL

Heather
Purple/Purple
Heather
Blue/Navy
Heather
Green/Green
Heather
Pink/Cardinal
Heather
Tan/Chocolate
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
16.5"
17.25"
18.25"
19.25"
20.25"
LENGTH
25.75"
26.25"
26.75"
27.5"
28"
WIDTH
42cm
44cm
46cm
49cm
51cm
LENGTH
64cm
67cm
68cm
70cm
77cm

The Juniors/Girls Vintage Ringer is manufactured by Bella (model# 6050), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body and contrast ringer binding sleeves and neck line. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.

BABY STYLES

Baby Tees

Available in 0-6, 6-12, 12-18 months, 2T, 3T, and 4T.

Black White Red Baby Blue Pink
 
6M
12M
18M
2T
3T
4T
WIDTH
10"
11"
12"
13"
14"
15"
LENGTH
12.5"
13.5"
14.5"
15.5"
16.5"
17.5"

The Baby Tee (Colors Black, White, Pink, Red and Blue) is manufactured by Rabbit Skins, made of 4.5-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton fine jersey, Topstitch ribbed collar, Side seamed, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and Double-needle sleeves and hem.

Baby Onesies

Available in 0-6, 6-12 months.

Black White Red Baby Blue Pink
 
6M
12M
WIDTH
8.75"
9.75"
LENGTH
12.5"
13.5"

The Baby Onesies (Colors White, Pink, Red and Blue) is manufactured by Rabbit Skins, made of 4.5-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton fine jersey, Topstitch ribbed collar, Side seamed, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and Double-needle sleeves and hem.

Baby Tattoo Sleeve Tees

Available in 0-6, 6-12, 12-18 months, 2T

Black
 
6M (80)
12M (90)
18M (100)
2T (110)
WIDTH
10.5"
11"
12"
13"
LENGTH
11.5"
12.5"
13.5"
14.5"

The Baby Tattoo Sleeve Tee (Color Black) is manufactured of 100% cotton body and nylon mesh sleeves with an unfinished wrist. (There is no hem.) It is meant to have a "raw" look.

Baby Tattoo Sleeve Onesies

Available in 0-6, 6-12 months.

Black
 
12M (70)
18M (80)
2T (90)
3T (100)
WIDTH
10"
10"
11"
11"
LENGTH
15.5"
16.5"
17"
18.5"

he Baby Tattoo Sleeve Tee (Color Black) is manufactured of 100% cotton body and nylon mesh sleeves with an unfinished wrist. (There is no hem.) It is meant to have a "raw" look.