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Enter your chest size below, and we'll tell you which sizes will fit you the best.
Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market and are 100% Cotton*. No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. They may shrink about half a size when washed.
You must wash our shirts in cold water with similar colors and dry on low heat to minimize shrinkage. Washing your shirts inside out will prolong the life of your t-shirt as well as help prevent color bleeding, which is more likely to occur on darker, richer colors.
*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.
We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net! Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences. Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.
All shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.
These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.
Our Classic Heavyweight Tee for a roomy, classic fit is is a 6.1 oz of soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton. The mid-weight semi-fitted tee is the fit of choice for those who want a thinner, slimmer fit, and is also made of soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton.
*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.
All colors of the Heavyweight Tee are available up to 3XL
*Black and White are also available in 4XL, and 5XL
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Black* | White* | Blood Red | Navy | Charcoal | Fatigue Green | Pebble |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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WIDTH |
18" |
20" |
22" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
30" |
31.25" |
LENGTH |
26.25" |
28" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
32" |
32" |
35" |
35.5" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
51cm |
56cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
76cm |
79cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
71cm |
72cm |
75cm |
81cm |
81cm |
89cm |
90cm |
The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 6.1 oz 100% cotton*, preshrunk, and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. * The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-3XL
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Black | White | Cranberry | Navy | Asphalt | Army |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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WIDTH |
18" |
20" |
22" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
LENGTH |
28.25" |
29.25" |
30.25" |
31.25" |
32.25" |
33.25" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
51cm |
56cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
LENGTH |
72cm |
74cm |
77cm |
80cm |
82cm |
84cm |
Next Level (model 3600). It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the chest are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter and the ab area feels slightly narrower. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash. Some might call this a "retail fit". If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-4XL
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Black | Heather Military Green | Heather Blue | Heather Charcoal | Heather Cranberry |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
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WIDTH |
20" |
21" |
22.5" |
24" |
25.5" |
27.5" |
29.5" |
LENGTH |
28" |
29" |
30" |
31" |
32" |
32.5" |
33" |
Premium Mens Triblend is one of the softest shirts you'll ever put on. Prints on a triblend tee can appear slightly worn or "vintage", and will get more and more worn when washed. This will become your favorite shirt! True to size fit. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-4XL
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Coffee | Lake Blue | Smoke | Evergreen |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
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WIDTH |
18" |
19" |
21" |
24" |
26" |
28" |
29" |
LENGTH |
27" |
27.5" |
28" |
28.5" |
29" |
29.5" |
32" |
WIDTH |
46cm |
48cm |
53cm |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
74cm |
LENGTH |
69cm |
70cm |
71cm |
72cm |
74cm |
75cm |
81cm |
The Men's Pigment Dyed Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 6.1 oz 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in XL-3XL (* also available in 4XL)
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Black* | White | Navy | Steel |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
|
WIDTH |
24" |
26" |
28" |
30" |
LENGTH |
34" |
36" |
37" |
38" |
WIDTH |
61cm |
66cm |
71cm |
76cm |
LENGTH |
86cm |
91cm |
94cm |
97cm |
The Men's Tall Tee is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-3XL
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Black | White | Charcoal |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
|
WIDTH |
21" |
22.5" |
25" |
26.5" |
29" |
30" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
27.5" |
28" |
29" |
30" |
32" |
WIDTH |
53cm |
57cm |
64cm |
67cm |
74cm |
76cm |
LENGTH |
67cm |
70cm |
71cm |
74cm |
76cm |
81cm |
The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Hanes (model # F170), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durablility with patented high-stitch fleece. Black is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. The weight is 10 oz. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-4XL
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Black | Heather Bllue |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
3XL |
|
WIDTH |
20" |
21" |
22.5" |
24" |
25.5" |
27.5" |
29.5" |
LENGTH |
28" |
29" |
30.5" |
32" |
33" |
33.5" |
34" |
The Mens Longsleeve is manufactured by District, and is 4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton, 32 singles with an open hem sleeve. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-2XL
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Black |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
18.25quot; |
20.25" |
22.25" |
24.25" |
26.25" |
LENGTH |
27" |
28" |
29" |
30" |
31" |
The Unisex Tank is manufactured by Bella Canvas, and is 100% airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles. The weight is 4.2 oz. and is side seamed with a retail fit. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-2XL
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Black |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
17.5quot; |
19.5" |
21.5" |
23.5" |
25.5" |
LENGTH |
27.5" |
28.5" |
29.5" |
30.5" |
31.5" |
The Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Triblend Baseball Tee is manufactured by Bella Canvas, and is 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles with a retail fit and side seams. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in XS-XXL
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Black | White | Red | Fucshia | Royal |
X-Small |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
16.75" |
17.75" |
18.75" |
20.25" |
21.75" |
23.75" |
LENGTH |
25.5" |
26" |
26.5" |
27.25" |
28" |
28.5" |
The Women's Perfect Tee is manufactured by District, made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles at 4.3 oz. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with slightly shorter sleeves that is a bit relaxed yet has a a feminine shape. A perfect shirt! True to size. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in XS-XXL
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Black | Heather Blue | Charcoal Grey | Heather Red | Heather Fucshia |
X-Small |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
17.25" |
18.25" |
19.25" |
20.75" |
22.25" |
24.25" |
LENGTH |
25.5" |
26" |
26.5" |
27.25" |
28" |
28.5" |
The Women's Triblend Tee is manufactured by District, made of 4.5-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/ring spun combed cotton/rayon, 32 singles. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with slightly shorter sleeves that is a bit relaxed yet has a a feminine shape. You'll never want to take this off! True to size. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-XXL
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Black | White | Dark Chocolate | Scarlet | Red | Navy |
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Indigo | Pink | Cancun Blue | Light Olive |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
16.25" |
17.25" |
18.25" |
19.75" |
21.25" |
LENGTH |
25.75" |
26" |
26.5" |
27.25" |
27.75" |
The Women's Babydoll is manufactured by Next Level, made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton at 4.3 oz. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with slightly shorter sleeves and a contoured fit. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-XXL
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Black | White | Pink | Navy | Chocolate | Medium Blue |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
18" |
20" |
22" |
24" |
26" |
LENGTH |
25" |
26" |
27" |
28" |
29" |
The Women's Basic Tee is made of 100% cotton*. Lower cut rib collar, double-needle stitching detailing. Relaxed Fit with feminine-inspired styling. Side seam and taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeves and hem. This style is being discontinued. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in XS-3XL
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Black | White |
X-Small |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
|
WIDTH |
16" |
17" |
17" |
19.5" |
21" |
22.5" |
24.5" |
LENGTH |
26.5" |
27" |
27.5" |
28" |
28.5" |
29" |
29.5" |
The Woman's Racerback Tank is made of 100%, 30 singles combed ring spun cotton and has a gathered back.
Available in S-XXL
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Heather Purple | Heather Blue | Heather Green | Heather Raspberry |
Heather Brown |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
16.5" |
17.25" |
18.25" |
19.25" |
20.25" |
LENGTH |
25.75" |
26.25" |
26.75" |
27.5" |
28" |
WIDTH |
42cm |
44cm |
46cm |
49cm |
51cm |
LENGTH |
64cm |
67cm |
68cm |
70cm |
77cm |
The Juniors/Girls Vintage Tee is manufactured by Bella, made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in S-XXL
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Heather Purple/Purple |
Heather Blue/Navy |
Heather Green/Green |
Heather Pink/Cardinal |
Heather Tan/Chocolate |
Small |
Med |
Large |
XL |
2XL |
|
WIDTH |
16.5" |
17.25" |
18.25" |
19.25" |
20.25" |
LENGTH |
25.75" |
26.25" |
26.75" |
27.5" |
28" |
WIDTH |
42cm |
44cm |
46cm |
49cm |
51cm |
LENGTH |
64cm |
67cm |
68cm |
70cm |
77cm |
The Juniors/Girls Vintage Ringer is manufactured by Bella (model# 6050), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body and contrast ringer binding sleeves and neck line. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in 0-6, 6-12, 12-18 months, 2T, 3T, and 4T.
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Black | White | Red | Baby Blue | Pink |
6M |
12M |
18M |
2T |
3T |
4T |
|
WIDTH |
10" |
11" |
12" |
13" |
14" |
15" |
LENGTH |
12.5" |
13.5" |
14.5" |
15.5" |
16.5" |
17.5" |
The Baby Tee (Colors Black, White, Pink, Red and Blue) is manufactured by Rabbit Skins, made of 4.5-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton fine jersey, Topstitch ribbed collar, Side seamed, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and Double-needle sleeves and hem. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in 0-6, 6-12 months.
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Black | White | Red | Baby Blue | Pink |
6M |
12M |
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WIDTH |
8.75" |
9.75" |
LENGTH |
12.5" |
13.5" |
The Baby Onesies (Colors White, Pink, Red and Blue) is manufactured by Rabbit Skins, made of 4.5-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton fine jersey, Topstitch ribbed collar, Side seamed, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and Double-needle sleeves and hem. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in 0-6, 6-12, 12-18 months, 2T
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Black |
6M (80) |
12M (90) |
18M (100) |
2T (110) |
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WIDTH |
10.5" |
11" |
12" |
13" |
LENGTH |
11.5" |
12.5" |
13.5" |
14.5" |
The Baby Tattoo Sleeve Tee (Color Black) is manufactured of 100% cotton body and nylon mesh sleeves with an unfinished wrist. (There is no hem.) It is meant to have a "raw" look. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.
Available in 0-6, 6-12 months.
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Black |
12M (70) |
18M (80) |
2T (90) |
3T (100) |
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WIDTH |
10" |
10" |
11" |
11" |
LENGTH |
15.5" |
16.5" |
17" |
18.5" |
he Baby Tattoo Sleeve Tee (Color Black) is manufactured of 100% cotton body and nylon mesh sleeves with an unfinished wrist. (There is no hem.) It is meant to have a "raw" look. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.