DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND BUT MY DICK IS A REALLY CLOSE SECOND WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR TO WOMEN FROM GOD
COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS? MEDIUM PIMPIN I'M PART OF THE PROBLEM
GRINGO STAR YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE DON'T BOTHER ME - I'M WASTING POTENTIAL
I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU'VE I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE A POSER
I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN THIS IS MY CLONE IT'S NOT PMS - IT'S YOU
THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A SLOW START OB GYN KENOBI BAD SAMARITAN
SORRY FOR BEING SO FUCKING SEXY PLAIN CLOTHES COP HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED JEW - I'M jewISH CANADIANS ARE EH'HOLES HUG DEALER
I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING IT'S GOOD 420 - I DON'T SMOKE POT
TOOL (NOT THE BAND, I'M JUST A TOOL) I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD KEEPIN' I.T. REAL
BASEBALL LET'S FIGHT SOME BALLERINAS I AM THE NINJA YOUR PARENTS WARNED
YO WHERE MY KNICKERS AT? VAGINAS ARE WEIRD I AM NOT AN AMBULANCE
THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND WORDS ON A SHIRT HOME SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN
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