Go To Hell
WHITE FLOUR
 
I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE
 
I STOLE YOUR IDENTITY AND NOW MY LIFE SUCKS
 
TOM IS MY ONLY FRIEND
 
OPRAH RECOMMENDS MY DICK
 
HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
 
ABRACADABRA! FUCK, YOU'RE STILL UGLY
 
CANCER IS CONTAGIOUS - ASK SHERYL CROW
 
CAUTION I'M EXCEEDING THIS SHIRT'S WEIGHT LIMIT
WHAT IF I WAS ONE OF YOU JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF YOU
 
HUNG HORSE
 
KEG STAND KING
 
I CAME OUT THE WRONG HOLE