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Hampton, VA

The Funniest Thing...
2. Show Me On The Doll...

Tracey Pretty

Victoria, Canada

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. This Long To Ride

Nicole Cranker

Circleville, NY

Asthma Is Sexy
2. I Came On Eileen

Brandon Jean

Saskatoon, Canada

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. Homosexuals Are Gay

Chris Shellabarger

Fairborn, OH

Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...

Chris Thurman

Cecilia, KY

Go Fuck Yourself
Fighting The Man

Victor Padilla

Pico Rivera, CA

I Like My Women
There's A Fucking Asshole

Andrew Hirsch

Longmont, CO

Blondes Have More Fun and STDs
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals

Rebecca Hoffman

Baldwin Park, CA

I'm Cute? No Shit
I Taught Your Boyfriend...

Steve King

Omaha, NE

Also Available in Sober!!
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man

Jillian Levi

Fallbrook, CA

Talk Nerdy To Me
I'll Be Using These to my Advantage

Joanna Rogers

Spring, TX

I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals

Honky Tonk-Man

St. Cath, Canada

Tokin' White Guy
Only the Good Die Young

Randy Greenhalgh

Shepherdsville, KY

I Should Be in the Kitchen
Jesus Did it for the Chicks

Steve Williams

Camp Taji, AE

Soldiers Need Hummers...
2. Go Fuck Yourself

Traci Mitchell

Los Angeles, CA

Also Available in Sober!!
Insane Clown Potsie

Rodin Esquejo

Belmont, CA

I'm Huge in Japan
This is My Clone

Gavin Reynolds

Raytown, MO

I Like my Women Like I Like my...
I Support Single Moms

Bryan Fuller

Groveport, OH

1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
He Loves the Cock

Sarah Boursaw

Longview, WA

Go Fuck Yourself
Gone Fisting

Gina Dupuis

Fridley, MN

You Can't Have Manslaughter...
Love Him or Hate Him Hitler Killed...

Nicholas Hester

Thornville, OH

I'm Part of the Problem
Talk Nerdy To Me

Elizabeth Sidders

Chesterland, OH

Medium Pimpin
East Coast Lawnmowers

Andrew Kowieski

Chicago, IL

I Support Single Moms
2. Michael Jackson Did not Molest...

Erica Romeo

Indianapolis, IN

Don't Hate me Because...
2. I Was Young and I Needed...

Michael Grant

Vancouver, Canada

This is My Clone
I'm Huge in Japan

Mike Sparks

Slingerlands, NY

Bring Back Slavery
If You're Already this Close...

Katie Norrick

Mesa, AZ

Swallows
You Must Be This Long to Ride

Brenda Gray

Phoenix, AZ

Look at my Chest When I'm...
Autistic Kids Rock!

Derek Chamorro

Buffalo, NY

I Support Single Moms
I was Young and I Needed...

Greg Davis

Kansas City, KS

I Support Single Moms
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Cory Scott

Palm Harbor, FL

Easy Like Sunday Morning
Restraining Orders are just another...

Joanna Ruhl

Los Angeles, CA

Complete Morons
Great White Kills Every Single...

Kevin Thompson

Oceanside, CA

1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. High on Life and Glue!

Grzegorz Kowalczyk

Radom, Poland

Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. I'm Huge in Japan

Analise Graziani

Redwood City, CA

I'm Hungry and You're a Potato
Restraining Orders are just another..

John Owens

Abilene, TX

East Coast Lawnmowers
Also Available in Sober!!

Andres J Acosta

Mayaguez, PR

All I Want is Peace in the...
I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy

Kiri Neufeglise

Ontario, Canada

Talk Nerdy To Me
Stupidity Causes Cancer

Stuart MacKenzie

Claremont, CA

Rape is no Laughing Matter...
In the Mouth? In the Ass? In the...

Mal A. Lang

Allen Park, MI

Von Douche
East Coast Lawnmowers

Kelly Plymale

Millville, NJ

Medium Pimpin
Jesus Did it for the Chicks

Amanda Craig

Palm Springs, CA

You Must Be This Long to ride
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Laura Grovac

Clearwater, FL

I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Talk Nerdy to Me

Rod Carnahan

Valparaiso, IN

Shittles
Medium Pimpin

Keith Miller

Herrin, IL

I'm the Teenage Girl...
I Only Support Gay Marriage if...

Vince Falco

Carpentersville, IL

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man

Tyrone Hoover

Dallas, TX

Tokin' White Guy
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man

John Trahan

Kempner, TX

I'm Huge in Japan.
Do We Have to Have a President?

Adam Rogers

Worcester, MA

Asthma is Sexy
2. Also Available in Sober!!

Marc Sykes

Alberta, Canada

You Can't Have Manslaughter...
No Means Maybe

James Frost

St. Louis, MO

Shittles
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Steph McQueen

Surrey, Canada

I'm Part of the Problem
I Still Hate George Bush

Samuel Benavidez

Garland, TX

To: Women - From: God
I'm What Willis was talkin bout

Jessica McCartney

Goose Creek, SC

I'm Huge in Japan
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Dave Cecco

Paoli, PA

Bad Samaritan
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Tamra Clark

San Diego, CA

Beerleader
2. Beerleader

Zimri Tapia

Brooklyn, NY

Take a Picture and Masturbate...
If You Think My Shirt is Tight...

Brian John

Eden Prairie, MN

Believe in Jesus
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Phil Niedzwiedz

Orinda, CA

Atkins Approved
Believe in Jesus

Elysia Smith

DeSoto, MO

Take a Picture and Masturbate...
Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA

Ryan Gunderson

Des Moines, IA

Medium Pimpin
By The Time You Read This...

Kara VanMil

Wadsworth, OH

You Must Be This Long to Ride
Mello Kitty

Max Strongin

San Diego, CA

IV:XX
2. Sorry Boys, I Eat Pussy

Eduardo Garcia

Fort Worth, TX

Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Shittles

Ilan Rosenberg

Ontario, Canada

Easy Like Sunday Morning
School Shootings Tour

Ada Dever

San Diego, CA

Weapon of Ass Destruction
I'm the Teenage Girl...

Mike Petersen

Herndon, VA

WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Honk if You're a Honky

Claire Tonner

Didcot, England

Believe in Jesus
Don't Hate me Because...

David Titherington

Stotfold, England

East Coast Lawnmowers
By The Time You Read This...

Rick Rutherford

Spokane, WA

Believe in Jesus
2. I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy

Michael Forrai

Valley Stream, NY

Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer

Glenn Lavecchia

Ontario, Canada

Asthma is Sexy
Shoplifter

Christina Hirt

McLean, VA

I Plane NY
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Brooke Herb

Tampa, FL

East Coast Lawnmowers
Gone Postal Tour

Koen Pollentier

Koekelare, Belgium

School Shootings Tour
I Plane NY

Shawn Bennett

Temecula, CA

I Came on Eileen
Bring Camel Fucking Troops Home

Janice Lawrenz

Chesterland, OH

Atkins Approved
SARS

Clarine Harp

Fort Worth, TX

Medium Pimpin
Medium Pimpin

Sander Cohan

Washington, DC

Talk Nerdy to Me
This is My Clone

Christopher Haffly

Columbus, OH

Ifl You're Already this Close...
This is My Clone

Brian Swearingin

Poelten, Austria

Plain Clothes Cop
By The Time You Read This...

Rebecca Lai

Norwalk, CT

Don't Hate me Because...
Michael Jackson Did Not Molest...

Jay Stoll

Waukesha, WI

I Swear...I Didn't Know she was 3
2. Gringo Star

Steve Astrup

Eau Claire, WI

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Medium Pimpin

Cade Snyder

Nakusp, Canada

I Bring Nothing to the Table
I'm Not Handicapped, I'm Just Lazy

Tricia Hanley

St. Petersburg, FL

Swearbear Fuck you
Gone Postal Tour

Robin A. Hull

Des Moines, IA

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Click Here To See Me Naked

Robert Rounsley

California, PA

Gringo Star
Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA

Jessika Gill

Albany, Australia

Don't Hate me Because...
I Fucked The Girl in Hanson

Nic Donald

Australia

Medium Pimpin
2. Restraining Orders are just another...

Rhodi Rashalnikov

Horicon, WI

Psycho
Mean People Succeed

Eric Kruger

Peyton, CO

Your little Princess is my Little Whore
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Marianna Holguin

Los Angeles, CA

Next Governor of California
This is My Clone

Tim Logan

Ontario, Canada

I'm the Teenage Girl...
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Alex MacDonald

Calgary, Canada

Anorexia is Phat!
I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser

Jenny Novak

Myrtle Beach, SC

I Came on Eileen
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

David Rouille

Indianapolis, IN

Help! I'm Being Kidnapped! (baby)
2. This is My Clone

Philip Shive

Belmont, NC

Shittles
Mello Kitty

Stephanie Gemme

Webster, MA

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Trevor Ross

Tumwater, WA

Gone Postal Tour
Jesus did it for the Chicks

Sean LeBlanc

Mount Dora, FL

Medium Pimpin
Von Douche

Laura Wood

Marlboro, MD

Shoplifter
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Brad Solomon

Landis, NC

Psycho
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Heather McGuire

Ontario, Canada

Talk Nerdy to Me
2. This is My Clone

Woody Grover

Dallas, TX

If You're Already this Close...
I'm Cute? No Shit

Sabrina Norton

Johnson City, TN

Psycho
Weapon of Ass Destruction

Shane O'Neill

Pennsburg, PA

By the Time You Read This...
SARS

Sam Wizer

Rifle, CO

I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Talk Nerdy To Me

Bri Draffen

Kansas City, MO

Easy Like Sunday Morning
I'm What Willis was talkin bout

Sheila Wilburn

Helena, AR

Shittles
Believe In Jesus

Margaret Sands

Toronto, Canada

Talk Nerdy to Me
2. Click Here to See Me Naked

Melissa McKee

Erie, PA

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Tim Obas

Ontario, Canada

I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Abortions Tickle

Heather Shanks

Orient, OH

Dong Brothers
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Ken McQuilton

Stratford, CT

Shittles...taste the asshole
Who wants to Marry a Hundredaire?

Teri Ashcroft

Kokomo, IN

Look at my Chest When I'm...
I Think..Therefore I'm Single

Neil Carpenter

Charlotte, NC

Plain Clothes Cop
This Shirt Has Been Tested...

Cayenne Piper

Martinez, CA

Management Not Reponsible
2. I Still Hate George Bush

Courtney Dollar

Ottawa, Canada

I Committed Suicide
Anorexia is Phat!

Chad Day

Palm Coast, FL

Clit R US
George Bush is Hiding Nuclear...

Jeff Tinsdale

Milwaukee, WI

Peace in the Middle East
Jesus did it for the Chicks

Marcus T.

Smithville, OH

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Clit R Us

Steve Gittings

Port Orchard, WA

I Plane NY
Anthrax...the other white powder.

Tracy Clark

San Diego, CA

Homosexuals are Gay
2. Anthrax..the other white powder

Ben Christakis

Paoli, PA

1. Axis of Evil
I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism

Alex Thome

Tucson, AZ

Believe in Jesus
Axis of Evil

Gregory Turner

New York, NY

WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Porn Start(ter)

Gary Thorn

Davis, CA

I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Ron Pollard

San Jose, CA

Shittles
I Fucked the Girl in Hanson

Michelle Giles

Austin, TX

I'm Cute? No Shit.
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Richard L.

Union, NJ

Shittles
2. I Didn't know the girls was 3

Kell Williams

Charlotte, NC

Already This Close
Jesus did it for the Chicks

Lindsay Essex

Lancashire, UK

I'm Cute? No Shit.
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Mike Wilcoxson

Urbandale, IA

1. Swearbear Fuck you
If You're Already this Close...

Nick Martin

Denton, TX

Anthrax White Powder
Vaginas are Weird

Eric Penn

San Jose, CA

Vaginas are Weird
Jesus did it for the Chicks

Gail S.

Kentucky

Look at my Chest
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

J. Lieberman

Providence, RI

I Fucking Hate
2. School Shootings Tour

Jason Gier

Syracuse, NY

Dong Brothers
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Jason Cobb

Denver, CO

WWJD for a Klondike Bar
Mean People Succeed

Gary Cohen

Boston, MA

WWJD for s Klondike Bar
Where the Fuck are my Pants

Lisa Janel

Minneapolis, MN

Jesus did it for the Chicks
Plain Clothes Cop

Scott Glass

Savannah, GA

Mean People Succeed
I Got Kicked Out of School For...

Michael Gallegos

Santa Rosa, CA

(hasn't decided yet)
(hasn't decided yet)

Erica Rodriguez

Tulsa, OK

1. Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead
2. Tight

Tony Bowers

Los Angeles, CA

I Fucked The Girl in Hanson
Sorry Girls...I Suck Dick

Stephen Cordova

Trenton, NJ

Saddam Death Shirt
Believe In Jesus

Kelly Mcdonald

England, UK

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Look at my Chest When You're...

Jenny Croom

Bridgeview, IL

Jesus did it for the Chicks
I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism

Geoff Kaslov

New York, NY

1. Believe in Jesus
I Fucked the Girl in Hanson

A. Cust

Indianapolis, IN

1. Asthma is Sexy
Britney is a Whore

Joseph Tines

Homestead, FL

Jesus Did It For The Chicks
School Shootings Tour

Lyndsay Meyer

San Antonio, TX

WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Rodney Sage

Pasadena, CA

Jesus Did it For The Chicks
If You're Already this Close...

Erik Blaylock

Boyce, VA

Fuck My Family...
This is My Clone

Sharon Solomon

Brooklyn, NY

Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
Seeking Investors

Mike J.

Clayton, GA

I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
School Shootings Tour

Erin Thomas

Newark, NJ

Cock Star
Jesus Did it for The Chicks

Kelly Salang

Australia

Believe in Jesus
Look at my Chest When You're...

Katie Evans

Encinitas, CA

Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Willy Falconburg

Jerome, Idaho

Fuck My family (Osbournes)
If You're Already this Close...

Sharon Lerner

San Rafael, CA

1. Star Wars Sucks
Look at My Chest when I'm Talking...

Derek Hahn

York, PA

1. Homosexuals are Gay
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Josh Maynard

Hurricane, UT

I hide my crack in my diaper (baby)
I shit my pants and all I got...(baby)

Eric Briscoll

Naples, FL

Dong Brothers
If You're Already this Close...

Alicia Spencer

Chicago, IL

1. Fuck My family (Osbournes)
School Shootings Tour

Steve Treweeks

Lancashire UK

1. Molested by a nun
2. Click Here To See Me Naked

Donald Thurmond

Sayre, OK

AXIS OF EVIL
ANTHRAX WHITE POWDER

Melanie Frick

Salida, CO

Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
Harry is a Pothead and the...

Christy Hawks

Salem, NC

Your little Princess is my Little Whore
Britney Spears is a Whore

Paul Leblond

Philadelphia, PA

Plain Clothes Cop
AXIS of EVIL

Molly Baldrdge

Citrus Hts , CA

This is my Clone
If You're Already this Close...

Elizabeth Bonnett

Burnsville, MN

Where the Fuck are my Pants (Dog)
Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead!

Keith Dowland

Detroit, MI

AXIS of EVIL
Cock Star

Greg Chavez

Union City, NJ

If You're Already this Close...
2. Restraining Orders are just another..

Erica Hall

Long Beach, CA

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Harry is a Pothead and the...

Richard Nyugen

Brooklyn, NY

WWJD for a Klondike Bar
I'm Ron Jeremy's Penis

Michael Batista

Manchester, UK

I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
WWJD for a Klondike Bar

Sherry Bixler

Pennsylvania

Click Here To See Me Naked
Look At My Chest When I'm talking..

Steve Gatt

Marietta, GA

This is my Clone
Talk Nerdy To Me