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Hampton, VA
The Funniest Thing...
2. Show Me On The Doll...
Tracey Pretty
Victoria, Canada
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. This Long To Ride
Nicole Cranker
Circleville, NY
Asthma Is Sexy
2. I Came On Eileen
Brandon Jean
Saskatoon, Canada
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. Homosexuals Are Gay
Chris Shellabarger
Fairborn, OH
Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
Chris Thurman
Cecilia, KY
Go Fuck Yourself
Fighting The Man
Victor Padilla
Pico Rivera, CA
I Like My Women
There's A Fucking Asshole
Andrew Hirsch
Longmont, CO
Blondes Have More Fun and STDs
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
Rebecca Hoffman
Baldwin Park, CA
I'm Cute? No Shit
I Taught Your Boyfriend...
Steve King
Omaha, NE
Also Available in Sober!!
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Jillian Levi
Fallbrook, CA
Talk Nerdy To Me
I'll Be Using These to my Advantage
Joanna Rogers
Spring, TX
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
Honky Tonk-Man
St. Cath, Canada
Tokin' White Guy
Only the Good Die Young
Randy Greenhalgh
Shepherdsville, KY
I Should Be in the Kitchen
Jesus Did it for the Chicks
Steve Williams
Camp Taji, AE
Soldiers Need Hummers...
2. Go Fuck Yourself
Traci Mitchell
Los Angeles, CA
Also Available in Sober!!
Insane Clown Potsie
Rodin Esquejo
Belmont, CA
I'm Huge in Japan
This is My Clone
Gavin Reynolds
Raytown, MO
I Like my Women Like I Like my...
I Support Single Moms
Bryan Fuller
Groveport, OH
1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
He Loves the Cock
Sarah Boursaw
Longview, WA
Go Fuck Yourself
Gone Fisting
Gina Dupuis
Fridley, MN
You Can't Have Manslaughter...
Love Him or Hate Him Hitler Killed...
Nicholas Hester
Thornville, OH
I'm Part of the Problem
Talk Nerdy To Me
Elizabeth Sidders
Chesterland, OH
Medium Pimpin
East Coast Lawnmowers
Andrew Kowieski
Chicago, IL
I Support Single Moms
2. Michael Jackson Did not Molest...
Erica Romeo
Indianapolis, IN
Don't Hate me Because...
2. I Was Young and I Needed...
Michael Grant
Vancouver, Canada
This is My Clone
I'm Huge in Japan
Mike Sparks
Slingerlands, NY
Bring Back Slavery
If You're Already this Close...
Katie Norrick
Mesa, AZ
Swallows
You Must Be This Long to Ride
Brenda Gray
Phoenix, AZ
Look at my Chest When I'm...
Autistic Kids Rock!
Derek Chamorro
Buffalo, NY
I Support Single Moms
I was Young and I Needed...
Greg Davis
Kansas City, KS
I Support Single Moms
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Cory Scott
Palm Harbor, FL
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Restraining Orders are just another...
Joanna Ruhl
Los Angeles, CA
Complete Morons
Great White Kills Every Single...
Kevin Thompson
Oceanside, CA
1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. High on Life and Glue!
Grzegorz Kowalczyk
Radom, Poland
Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. I'm Huge in Japan
Analise Graziani
Redwood City, CA
I'm Hungry and You're a Potato
Restraining Orders are just another..
John Owens
Abilene, TX
East Coast Lawnmowers
Also Available in Sober!!
Andres J Acosta
Mayaguez, PR
All I Want is Peace in the...
I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy
Kiri Neufeglise
Ontario, Canada
Talk Nerdy To Me
Stupidity Causes Cancer
Stuart MacKenzie
Claremont, CA
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
In the Mouth? In the Ass? In the...
Mal A. Lang
Allen Park, MI
Von Douche
East Coast Lawnmowers
Kelly Plymale
Millville, NJ
Medium Pimpin
Jesus Did it for the Chicks
Amanda Craig
Palm Springs, CA
You Must Be This Long to ride
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Laura Grovac
Clearwater, FL
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Talk Nerdy to Me
Rod Carnahan
Valparaiso, IN
Shittles
Medium Pimpin
Keith Miller
Herrin, IL
I'm the Teenage Girl...
I Only Support Gay Marriage if...
Vince Falco
Carpentersville, IL
I'm What Willis was talkin bout
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Tyrone Hoover
Dallas, TX
Tokin' White Guy
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
John Trahan
Kempner, TX
I'm Huge in Japan.
Do We Have to Have a President?
Adam Rogers
Worcester, MA
Asthma is Sexy
2. Also Available in Sober!!
Marc Sykes
Alberta, Canada
You Can't Have Manslaughter...
No Means Maybe
James Frost
St. Louis, MO
Shittles
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Steph McQueen
Surrey, Canada
I'm Part of the Problem
I Still Hate George Bush
Samuel Benavidez
Garland, TX
To: Women - From: God
I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Jessica McCartney
Goose Creek, SC
I'm Huge in Japan
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Dave Cecco
Paoli, PA
Bad Samaritan
I Bring Nothing to the Table
Tamra Clark
San Diego, CA
Beerleader
2. Beerleader
Zimri Tapia
Brooklyn, NY
Take a Picture and Masturbate...
If You Think My Shirt is Tight...
Brian John
Eden Prairie, MN
Believe in Jesus
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Phil Niedzwiedz
Orinda, CA
Atkins Approved
Believe in Jesus
Elysia Smith
DeSoto, MO
Take a Picture and Masturbate...
Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA
Ryan Gunderson
Des Moines, IA
Medium Pimpin
By The Time You Read This...
Kara VanMil
Wadsworth, OH
You Must Be This Long to Ride
Mello Kitty
Max Strongin
San Diego, CA
IV:XX
2. Sorry Boys, I Eat Pussy
Eduardo Garcia
Fort Worth, TX
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Shittles
Ilan Rosenberg
Ontario, Canada
Easy Like Sunday Morning
School Shootings Tour
Ada Dever
San Diego, CA
Weapon of Ass Destruction
I'm the Teenage Girl...
Mike Petersen
Herndon, VA
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Honk if You're a Honky
Claire Tonner
Didcot, England
Believe in Jesus
Don't Hate me Because...
David Titherington
Stotfold, England
East Coast Lawnmowers
By The Time You Read This...
Rick Rutherford
Spokane, WA
Believe in Jesus
2. I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy
Michael Forrai
Valley Stream, NY
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer
Glenn Lavecchia
Ontario, Canada
Asthma is Sexy
Shoplifter
Christina Hirt
McLean, VA
I Plane NY
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Brooke Herb
Tampa, FL
East Coast Lawnmowers
Gone Postal Tour
Koen Pollentier
Koekelare, Belgium
School Shootings Tour
I Plane NY
Shawn Bennett
Temecula, CA
I Came on Eileen
Bring Camel Fucking Troops Home
Janice Lawrenz
Chesterland, OH
Atkins Approved
SARS
Clarine Harp
Fort Worth, TX
Medium Pimpin
Medium Pimpin
Sander Cohan
Washington, DC
Talk Nerdy to Me
This is My Clone
Christopher Haffly
Columbus, OH
Ifl You're Already this Close...
This is My Clone
Brian Swearingin
Poelten, Austria
Plain Clothes Cop
By The Time You Read This...
Rebecca Lai
Norwalk, CT
Don't Hate me Because...
Michael Jackson Did Not Molest...
Jay Stoll
Waukesha, WI
I Swear...I Didn't Know she was 3
2. Gringo Star
Steve Astrup
Eau Claire, WI
I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Medium Pimpin
Cade Snyder
Nakusp, Canada
I Bring Nothing to the Table
I'm Not Handicapped, I'm Just Lazy
Tricia Hanley
St. Petersburg, FL
Swearbear Fuck you
Gone Postal Tour
Robin A. Hull
Des Moines, IA
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Click Here To See Me Naked
Robert Rounsley
California, PA
Gringo Star
Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA
Jessika Gill
Albany, Australia
Don't Hate me Because...
I Fucked The Girl in Hanson
Nic Donald
Australia
Medium Pimpin
2. Restraining Orders are just another...
Rhodi Rashalnikov
Horicon, WI
Psycho
Mean People Succeed
Eric Kruger
Peyton, CO
Your little Princess is my Little Whore
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Marianna Holguin
Los Angeles, CA
Next Governor of California
This is My Clone
Tim Logan
Ontario, Canada
I'm the Teenage Girl...
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Alex MacDonald
Calgary, Canada
Anorexia is Phat!
I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Jenny Novak
Myrtle Beach, SC
I Came on Eileen
Rape is no Laughing Matter...
David Rouille
Indianapolis, IN
Help! I'm Being Kidnapped! (baby)
2. This is My Clone
Philip Shive
Belmont, NC
Shittles
Mello Kitty
Stephanie Gemme
Webster, MA
I'm What Willis was talkin bout
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Trevor Ross
Tumwater, WA
Gone Postal Tour
Jesus did it for the Chicks
Sean LeBlanc
Mount Dora, FL
Medium Pimpin
Von Douche
Laura Wood
Marlboro, MD
Shoplifter
I Bring Nothing to the Table
Brad Solomon
Landis, NC
Psycho
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Heather McGuire
Ontario, Canada
Talk Nerdy to Me
2. This is My Clone
Woody Grover
Dallas, TX
If You're Already this Close...
I'm Cute? No Shit
Sabrina Norton
Johnson City, TN
Psycho
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Shane O'Neill
Pennsburg, PA
By the Time You Read This...
SARS
Sam Wizer
Rifle, CO
I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Talk Nerdy To Me
Bri Draffen
Kansas City, MO
Easy Like Sunday Morning
I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Sheila Wilburn
Helena, AR
Shittles
Believe In Jesus
Margaret Sands
Toronto, Canada
Talk Nerdy to Me
2. Click Here to See Me Naked
Melissa McKee
Erie, PA
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
I Bring Nothing to the Table
Tim Obas
Ontario, Canada
I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Abortions Tickle
Heather Shanks
Orient, OH
Dong Brothers
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Ken McQuilton
Stratford, CT
Shittles...taste the asshole
Who wants to Marry a Hundredaire?
Teri Ashcroft
Kokomo, IN
Look at my Chest When I'm...
I Think..Therefore I'm Single
Neil Carpenter
Charlotte, NC
Plain Clothes Cop
This Shirt Has Been Tested...
Cayenne Piper
Martinez, CA
Management Not Reponsible
2. I Still Hate George Bush
Courtney Dollar
Ottawa, Canada
I Committed Suicide
Anorexia is Phat!
Chad Day
Palm Coast, FL
Clit R US
George Bush is Hiding Nuclear...
Jeff Tinsdale
Milwaukee, WI
Peace in the Middle East
Jesus did it for the Chicks
Marcus T.
Smithville, OH
I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Clit R Us
Steve Gittings
Port Orchard, WA
I Plane NY
Anthrax...the other white powder.
Tracy Clark
San Diego, CA
Homosexuals are Gay
2. Anthrax..the other white powder
Ben Christakis
Paoli, PA
1. Axis of Evil
I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
Alex Thome
Tucson, AZ
Believe in Jesus
Axis of Evil
Gregory Turner
New York, NY
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Porn Start(ter)
Gary Thorn
Davis, CA
I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass
I Bring Nothing to the Table
Ron Pollard
San Jose, CA
Shittles
I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
Michelle Giles
Austin, TX
I'm Cute? No Shit.
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Richard L.
Union, NJ
Shittles
2. I Didn't know the girls was 3
Kell Williams
Charlotte, NC
Already This Close
Jesus did it for the Chicks
Lindsay Essex
Lancashire, UK
I'm Cute? No Shit.
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Mike Wilcoxson
Urbandale, IA
1. Swearbear Fuck you
If You're Already this Close...
Nick Martin
Denton, TX
Anthrax White Powder
Vaginas are Weird
Eric Penn
San Jose, CA
Vaginas are Weird
Jesus did it for the Chicks
Gail S.
Kentucky
Look at my Chest
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
J. Lieberman
Providence, RI
I Fucking Hate
2. School Shootings Tour
Jason Gier
Syracuse, NY
Dong Brothers
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Jason Cobb
Denver, CO
WWJD for a Klondike Bar
Mean People Succeed
Gary Cohen
Boston, MA
WWJD for s Klondike Bar
Where the Fuck are my Pants
Lisa Janel
Minneapolis, MN
Jesus did it for the Chicks
Plain Clothes Cop
Scott Glass
Savannah, GA
Mean People Succeed
I Got Kicked Out of School For...
Michael Gallegos
Santa Rosa, CA
(hasn't decided yet)
(hasn't decided yet)
Erica Rodriguez
Tulsa, OK
1. Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead
2. Tight
Tony Bowers
Los Angeles, CA
I Fucked The Girl in Hanson
Sorry Girls...I Suck Dick
Stephen Cordova
Trenton, NJ
Saddam Death Shirt
Believe In Jesus
Kelly Mcdonald
England, UK
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Look at my Chest When You're...
Jenny Croom
Bridgeview, IL
Jesus did it for the Chicks
I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
Geoff Kaslov
New York, NY
1. Believe in Jesus
I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
A. Cust
Indianapolis, IN
1. Asthma is Sexy
Britney is a Whore
Joseph Tines
Homestead, FL
Jesus Did It For The Chicks
School Shootings Tour
Lyndsay Meyer
San Antonio, TX
WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Rodney Sage
Pasadena, CA
Jesus Did it For The Chicks
If You're Already this Close...
Erik Blaylock
Boyce, VA
Fuck My Family...
This is My Clone
Sharon Solomon
Brooklyn, NY
Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
Seeking Investors
Mike J.
Clayton, GA
I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
School Shootings Tour
Erin Thomas
Newark, NJ
Cock Star
Jesus Did it for The Chicks
Kelly Salang
Australia
Believe in Jesus
Look at my Chest When You're...
Katie Evans
Encinitas, CA
Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Willy Falconburg
Jerome, Idaho
Fuck My family (Osbournes)
If You're Already this Close...
Sharon Lerner
San Rafael, CA
1. Star Wars Sucks
Look at My Chest when I'm Talking...
Derek Hahn
York, PA
1. Homosexuals are Gay
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Josh Maynard
Hurricane, UT
I hide my crack in my diaper (baby)
I shit my pants and all I got...(baby)
Eric Briscoll
Naples, FL
Dong Brothers
If You're Already this Close...
Alicia Spencer
Chicago, IL
1. Fuck My family (Osbournes)
School Shootings Tour
Steve Treweeks
Lancashire UK
1. Molested by a nun
2. Click Here To See Me Naked
Donald Thurmond
Sayre, OK
AXIS OF EVIL
ANTHRAX WHITE POWDER
Melanie Frick
Salida, CO
Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
Harry is a Pothead and the...
Christy Hawks
Salem, NC
Your little Princess is my Little Whore
Britney Spears is a Whore
Paul Leblond
Philadelphia, PA
Plain Clothes Cop
AXIS of EVIL
Molly Baldrdge
Citrus Hts , CA
This is my Clone
If You're Already this Close...
Elizabeth Bonnett
Burnsville, MN
Where the Fuck are my Pants (Dog)
Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead!
Keith Dowland
Detroit, MI
AXIS of EVIL
Cock Star
Greg Chavez
Union City, NJ
If You're Already this Close...
2. Restraining Orders are just another..
Erica Hall
Long Beach, CA
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Harry is a Pothead and the...
Richard Nyugen
Brooklyn, NY
WWJD for a Klondike Bar
I'm Ron Jeremy's Penis
Michael Batista
Manchester, UK
I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
WWJD for a Klondike Bar
Sherry Bixler
Pennsylvania
Click Here To See Me Naked
Look At My Chest When I'm talking..
Steve Gatt
Marietta, GA
This is my Clone
Talk Nerdy To Me
