Collection: SELF-DEPRECATING

I'm The Reason For Santa's Naughty List

Who Wants To Marry A Hundredaire?

Wish I Was Here.

Voted Most Likely To Die Of Auto Erotic Asphyxia.

I'm Staging An Epic Comeback.

I Don't Like White People Either

Divine Intervention

Batshit Lazy

Crazy Rich Asian

I'm Not Handicapped - I'm Just Lazy

Too Lazy To Get Laid

Sorry About What Happens Later

It's Never Too Late To Be A Disappointment

I Am The Path Of Least Resistance

My Project 2025

Canada Sent Me Back

276518 Dad

I Will Not Remember Any Of This

My Life Sucks - But The Special Effects Are Awesome

Voted Best Cock In The State 2004 2005 2007

Vitruvian Half-Man

The Fact That I Bought This Shirt Should Be Red Flag #1

My Worst Decision Is Yet To Come.

I'm The Asshole In The Comments Section

I Didn't Get A Gift Receipt.

I Can't Believe I Slept With Three People Or More To Get This Job

Here's A Table Jesus Made Before That Whole Savior

At Least I'm Out Doing Things

Am I Still Here?

I'm Suspending Disbelief Until Further Notice

How Many Elves Do You Have To Blow

Check Out This Asshole

271st Responder

I'm Here For The Wrong Reasons

I'm Just Pretending To Be A Poser

Shoplifter