Collection: ALCOHOL/DRUGS

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

Disney On Ice - Men's T-Shirt

Dude... Who Made Me?

1 Day(s) Sober

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Ask Me About Our Drinks For Blowjobs Program

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

Anonymous Alcoholic

Save Sea Turtles. Ban Straws

I Hope I Don't Black Out Because This Is Awesome!

Marijuana Deer

Happy Acceptable Stereotyping Day

I Never Thought I’d Say This... Busch Doesn’t Seem So Bad Anymore.

St. Patrick's Pub (Jean-Luc Picard)

You Don't Have To Wait Until 4:20 If You Do Heroin

I Drink In Moderation

Green Party

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

Happy Cinco De Mayo! (St. Patrick's Day)

Read This Shirt Buy The Next Round. I Don't Make The Rules I Just Wear The Shirt

Also Available In Sober

Only Beer For Me. I'm The Designated Driver.

John 4:20

It's 1620 Somewhere

High Roller

420 - I Don't Smoke Pot

Do Something With Your Life - Get Me A Beer

Mello Kitty

Wiid

Puff Puff Pass (Inhaler)

Divine Intervention

Pack A Bowl

When I Pass Out Later Don't Put Stuff In My Ass

Tokin' White Guy