Collection: DRY HUMOR

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

Led Zeppelin (KISS) Parody

Star Trek Parody

Ask Me About My Complete Lack Of Interest

Imagine My Hair Blowing Gently In The Breeze.

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

Words On A Shirt

Slavery Gets Shit Done

I Support A Climate's Right To Choose

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

Purples

I Made Sure To Wear This Shirt Just For This Special Occasion.

The Beatles (The Rolling Stones)

There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of This Shirt

You'll Regret Reading This Shirt

Fortnite

Black Is Beautiful (Black Is The Name Of My Huge White Cock)

I Have That Disease Where I Look Like This.

Not Brad Pitt

I Only Wear This Shirt On Days Ending With Dystopian Hellscape

What The Fuck Did You Call Me? (Pot And Kettle)

Baaaaaa Means Nooooo

Go Local Sports Team And/Or College

Yes My T-Shirt Does Say Fuck On It. It Also Says Cunt Twat And Machine Washable

Sorry Ladies The Shirt Is Staying On

If I'm Not On A Watchlist

I Cannot And I Can't Stress This Enough

Dude... Who Made Me?

They Said It Couldn't Be Done - So I Didn't Do It.

Cracka Barrel

Awaiting My Presidential Pardon

Flaming Heterosexual

I'll Be Back (C-3PO)

Your Count Votes Parody

Am I Canceled Yet?