Collection: DRY HUMOR

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

Ask Me About My Complete Lack Of Interest

Led Zeppelin (KISS) Parody

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

Slavery Gets Shit Done

Imagine My Hair Blowing Gently In The Breeze.

Words On A Shirt

Star Trek Parody

I Support A Climate's Right To Choose

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

Purples

I Made Sure To Wear This Shirt Just For This Special Occasion.

Fortnite

You'll Regret Reading This Shirt

Black Is Beautiful (Black Is The Name Of My Huge White Cock)

I Have That Disease Where I Look Like This.

The Beatles (The Rolling Stones)

Not Brad Pitt

There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of This Shirt

What The Fuck Did You Call Me? (Pot And Kettle)

I Only Wear This Shirt On Days Ending With Dystopian Hellscape

Baaaaaa Means Nooooo

Sorry Ladies The Shirt Is Staying On

If I'm Not On A Watchlist

I Cannot And I Can't Stress This Enough

Yes My T-Shirt Does Say Fuck On It. It Also Says Cunt Twat And Machine Washable

They Said It Couldn't Be Done - So I Didn't Do It.

Go Local Sports Team And/Or College

Cracka Barrel

Dude... Who Made Me?

Awaiting My Presidential Pardon

Flaming Heterosexual

I'll Be Back (C-3PO)

I Have Six Words For You

Albert