Collection: SELF-DEPRECATING

Insecurity

I'm My Own Wingman

I Stole Your Identity And Now My Life Sucks

I Ruined It For Everyone

I Put The In Lazy

My Mom & Dad Went Shoplifting And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Vote For Me For President Of This Room

The Treatments Are Not Working

Self-Parody

Now Can I Please Get Back To My Rigorous Masturbation & Napping Schedule?

Next Best Thing

Morbidly American

Masculine As Fuck

I'm Working On A Profound Statement.

I'm One Bad Date From Becoming A Cat Lady

I'm Like The Michael Jordan Of Standing In This Spot

I'm A Man Of Few

I'll Eat It

I Went To Vegas And All I Got Was This Lousy I (Heart) Ny Shirt Because I'm With Stupid

I Kiss My Hot Friends For Cash

I Can Run An 11 Minute Mile

Had I Known I Would Have Worn Something Nicer.

God's Biggest Fuck Up

Dresses Like Shit

Do These Boobs Make My Brain Look Small?

Content Parents Of An Average Student

We're Just Friends

I'm Already Drunk. Let Me Know How Things Turn Out

I Take The The Out Of Psychotherapist

I Was With Stupid

Don't Bother Me - I'm Wasting Potential

America's Next Top Coke Whore

American Mail-Order Bride

I Hope There Is An Afterlife So I Can Waste That Too

Blondes Have More Fun And More STDs

Please Turn Me Over So I Don't Choke On My Own Vomit - Thank You