Collection: SEX/ROMANCE

Period Sex

Kang Bang

I Taught Christian Grey All That Shit

I Only Watch Porn That Passes The Bechdel Test

I Believe In Happy Endings

Gluten For Punishment

Bros Before Hoes (Except When Real Hoes Are Involved)

Beep Boop Means No

How Many Elves Do You Have To Blow

Asthma Is Sexy

Baby It's Canceled Outside

Pussy Eaters For Kamala

Good Grief

I'll Have The White And Dark Meat

Swallow Or It's Going In Your Eye

At Least You're Looking At My Shirt Instead Of My Huge Erection

Clit 'R' Us

If I Can Build A Computer I Can Make You Cum

Spin My Dreidel (And By Dreidel I Mean Cock And By Spin I Mean Suck)

Soldiers Need Hummers - Please Help Support The Cause

Ladies Don't Spit

Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size

Porn Starfish

Your Little Princess Is My Little Whore

Canadians Like It On Top

Domina-Trix

Underwear Not Included

I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

I Swing Both Ways

I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia

Support My Troops

Scrappy Ending

Porn Starter

Transcendental Meditation (Customizable)

First They Came For The Uglies

Put My Willy Wonka In Your Chocolate Factory