BM   FUCK JOE THE PLUMBER!   I'M JOE THE PLUMBER - LET'S FUCK  
MENS (S, M, L, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS (M, L, 2X) ONLY
             
  BM   I AM AMERICAN- ENTERTAIN ME   HONKY MOMS FOR OBAMA  
MENS (M, L, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS-M/L/X/2X, WOM-L
             
  BM   MCCAIN PALIN (SARAH PALIN HUNTING)   PALIN 'O8 RESTORING AMERICA'S CONFIDENCE IN BUSH  
MENS (M, L, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS (M, L, X, 2X, 5X) ONLY
             
  BM   I'M THE GUY SARAH PALIN BLEW TO GET THE NOMINATION   NAMBLA - NORTH AMERICAN MEATBALL LOVERS ASSOCIATION  
MENS (M, L, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS (M, L, 2X) ONLY
             
  BM   ALZHEIMER'S PATIENTS FOR 9/11 - WE WILL OCCASIONALLY FORGET   WANNA TRY THIS WITHOUT PANTS?  
MENS (M, L, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS (X, 2X) ONLY
             
  BM   I PUT THE   WHY IS IT THAT ONLY THE UGLY GIRLS READ THIS SHIRT?  
MENS (M, L, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS (M, L, X, 2X) ONLY
             
  BM   LAST CALL FOR MY JOHNSON   ELECTION '08 - MAGIC vs. BIRD (Barack Obama John McCain)  
MENS (M, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS (M, L) ONLY
             
  BM   STILL ONLY $1.29 PER GALLON   YOU ARE A CREATION OF GOD - WHEN HE WAS ON METH  
MENS (M, L) ONLY   MENS (2X) ONLY
             
  BM   IF I PAY YOUR TAB IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY PROSTITUTION   ANYONE HAVE A THESAURUS? - I'M TIRED OF SAYING I'M DRUNK AND HORNY  
MENS-M/2X, WOM-L   MENS (2X) ONLY
             
  BM   EXCUSE ME... WHICH WAY TO THE SEX?   PWNIED!  
MENS (L, X, 2X) ONLY   MENS (M) ONLY
             
  BM   BABY SHOCKER - I'M THIS MANY (THREE)   I'M NEVER WEARING THIS IN A BAR AGAIN  
BABY (6M, 12M, 18M, 2T) ONLY   MENS-S, WOM-S
             
  BM   SPONSORED BY THE LETTER E   I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPIE  
WOMENS (S, L) ONLY   MENS-M/L/X/2X, WOM-M
             
  BM   HELP - I'M BEING KIDNAPPED   SMELL MY DIAPER  
BABY (12M, 18M) ONLY   BABY (6M, 12M, 18M) ONLY
             
 
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