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ANTI-CHRIST '12 (BARACK OBAMA)

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GOT HIM! (BIN LADEN IS DEAD)

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FUCK FAT PEOPLE

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MEDIUM PIMPIN

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DOWN SYNDROME IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE

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ASK ME ABOUT OUR BLOWJOBS FOR DRINKS PROGRAM

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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT

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I BELIEVE IN HAPPY ENDINGS

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UNCLE WITH BENEFITS

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MUHAMMAD

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GO FUCK YOURSELF - I'M AN ASSHOLE AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

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ALICE IN CHAINS

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COMA SUTRA

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I AM NOT AN AMBULANCE

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SUCK ALL YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE MORE

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I DIDN'T BUY THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT TWICE.

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SORRY LADIES THE SHIRT IS STAYING ON

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EVERY TIME YOU SEE A RAINBOW

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HOME SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN

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MARY WAS ONLY A VIRGIN IF YOU DON'T COUNT ANAL

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE - GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER

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420 - I DON'T SMOKE POT

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I DRINK IN MODERATION

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MAYBE WE WOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY DRUNKEN ASTRONAUTS IF ALL THESE COMPUTERS DIDN'T HAVE SPACEBARS

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OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

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I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD

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O.D.

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I HEART TRANSITIVE PICTOGRAPH VERBALIZATIONS

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IF YOU'RE ALREADY THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK

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I TAKE THE THE OUT OF PSYCHOTHERAPIST

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MY MEXICAN WORKS FOR LESS THAN YOU MEXICAN

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THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A SLOW START

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I'M HERE TO KILL YOU - NEXT TIME KEEP THAT CHAIN LETTER GOING

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IT'S NOT PMS - IT'S YOU

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IF JESUS COMES BACK - WE'LL KILL HIM AGAIN

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I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT

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JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS

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TOOL (NOT THE BAND, I'M JUST A TOOL)

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I'M NEVER WEARING THIS IN A BAR AGAIN

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FUCK YE

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BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

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I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A HOMELESS GUY - WHY HE HAD A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS, I'LL NEVER KNOW

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IV:XX

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MEN WHO WEAR SANDALS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE

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YES I HAVE PLENTY OF CHANGE - YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT

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THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT

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NATIVE AMERICANS - SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT HARDER, YOU PUSSIES

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DEAR GOD - FUCK YOU

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STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME

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I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED JEW - I'M jewISH

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ANIMAL SLAVERY STILL COOL

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SAUSAGE FEST

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PLAIN CLOTHES COP

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IT'S IRONY, YOU DUMB BITCH

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PIMP

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I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE

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IF I CAN BUILD A COMPUTER, I CAN MAKE YOU CUM

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I JUST KILLED A CLOWN

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IF I HAVE TO FIND JESUS DOES THAT MEAN HE'S HIDING?

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NO IT'S COOL - JESUS DIED FOR MY SINS

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COOKIE CUTTER

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YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE

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GOD BLESS AMERICA EXCEPT IDAHO FUCK IDAHO

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BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL (BLACK IS THE NAME OF MY HUGE WHITE COCK)

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RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER - UNLESS YOU'RE RAPING A CLOWN

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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, POLITICS, THE HOMELESS

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DIVERSITY STOLE MY BIKE

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I AM THE NINJA YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT

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SHOW ME ON THE DOLL WHERE TO TOUCH YOU

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IN THE MOUTH, IN THE ASS, IN THE VAGINA, BETWEEN YOUR TITS - I SUPPORT A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE

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IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT...

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VAGINA FANBOY

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FINISH YOUR PUSSY - THERE ARE HORNY KIDS IN ETHIOPIA

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EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING

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SAILOR TRASH

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YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR YAHOO

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KINDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS - GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

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PEZBIANS

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I LOVE WATERMELON & FRIED CHICKEN TOO

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SUCK IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND

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PRINCE OF DORKNESS

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YOUR TEXT HERE

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GUESS HE CAN'T (BARACK OBAMA)

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YOU ARE A CREATION OF GOD - WHEN HE WAS ON METH

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I'M THE TEENAGE GIRL YOU JERKED OFF IN THE CHATROOM WITH

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TWO DRINKS AWAY FROM GIRL ON GIRL ACTION

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SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE

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...AS A KITE

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MEXICAN'T

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YO, WHERE MY KNICKERS AT?

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I MEET OR EXCEED EXPECTATIONS

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WAL-MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED - ALWAYS

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03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT

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LEARN TO SPEAK NATIVE AMERICAN OR GET THE FUCK OUT

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REAL MEN DON'T HIT WOMEN - WHO AREN'T PREGNANT

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THIS SHIRT GETS ME SO MUCH CUNT

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ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (AND A BLOWJOB)

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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY

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I'VE COME TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS

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DOUCHE BAGGINS

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I DON'T HAVE ANY GRANDKIDS - ASK ME ABOUT MY DICK

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MACKIN' CHEESE

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WHERE PEANUT BUTTER COMES FROM

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COWBELL HERO

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SITAR HERO

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TRUMPET HERO

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KAZOO HERO

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PIANO HERO

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GLOCKENSPIEL HERO

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CELLO HERO

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BASSOON HERO

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VIOLIN HERO

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OBOE HERO

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SOUSAPHONE HERO

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JESUS IS GAY, AND I DON'T MEAN HAPPY. I ALSO DON'T MEAN HOMOSEXUAL, I MEAN A THIRD THING...

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