| Christos H. |
Waterloo, Canada |
1. voted "most likely to trav...
2. canadians are eh'holes
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| Jake C. |
Flagstaff, AZ |
1. straight
2. slavery gets shit done
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| Tobias K. |
Friesenheim, Germany |
1. sex with your girlfriend. ...
2. don't curse
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| Deborah D. |
Crawley, Australia |
1. triangle hero
2. let's fight some ballerinas
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| michael J. |
wenona, IL |
1. go local sports team and/o...
2. guess he can't (barack obama)
|
| ANDREAS H. |
KRISTINEHAMN, Sweden |
1. there are two people fucki...
2. hopeless romantic seeks fi...
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| Alysia H. |
San Francisco, CA |
1. platypus of death
2. i put the cute in execute
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| Shauna L. |
Ketchikan, AK |
1. i should be in the kitchen
2. sailor trash
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| clyde M. |
marlette, MI |
1. i didn't come here to impr...
2. i shaved my balls for this?
|
| Andrew D. |
Brisbane, Australia |
1. you could single-handedly ...
2. slavery gets shit done
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| Harley W. |
Lakeland, FL |
1. partly cloudy with 100% ch...
2. sailor trash
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| Christopher D. |
Greensboro, NC |
1. i hope i don't black out, ...
2. yes my t-shirt does say fu...
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| Mike H. |
Rapid City, SD |
1. wwjd for a klondike bar
2. it's good
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| jeff J. |
brentwood, TN |
1. hobbes' revenge
2. the kermit dissection
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| Chad F. |
Mililani, HI |
1. platypus of death
2. tuba hero
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| Bob R. |
mcdonough, GA |
1. this shirt is 100% organic...
2. school shootings tour
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| Beverly C. |
bloomington, IN |
1. i put the cute in execute
2. i should be in the kitchen
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| Cody R. |
Sualt Ste. Marie, Canada |
1. purples
2. bailout
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| Ray M. |
Lakeland, FL |
1. 03687 days since the last ...
2. ask me about my complete l...
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| Jonathon T. |
North Bergen, NJ |
1. tickle my fancy (testicles)
2. han job (han solo princess...
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| Anthony C. |
Gardiner, ME |
1. i only support gay marriag...
2. i support single moms
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| Amy M. |
Perry, MI |
1. ...as a kite
2. 03687 days since the last ...
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| Mario C. |
redondo beach, CA |
1. if you're already this clo...
2. i wanna put my (cock) in y...
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| Johan H. |
Sollentuna, Sweden |
1. slavery gets shit done
2. your mom - rated e for eve...
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| Mike S. |
Chicago, IL |
1. my life is a very complica...
2. if you're already this clo...
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| randy S. |
elgin, IL |
1. don't say no until you've ...
2. i know violence isn't the ...
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| Patricia M. |
Chino, CA |
1. warning - if i wake up wit...
2. reminder - buy more beer
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| jeff A. |
shreveport, LA |
1. not tonight ladies, i'm ju...
2. anti-christ '08 (barack obama)
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| Melissa R. |
mount hope, WV |
1. white flour
2. swallows
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| John G. |
ajax, Canada |
1. how dare i wear this godda...
2. coma sutra
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| Robert S. |
D'Iberville, MS |
1. swallow or it's going in y...
2. yes my t-shirt does say fu...
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| Dallas E. |
Kearney, NE |
1. i drink in moderation
2. i invented a new drinking ...
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| Jacob A. |
Portland, OR |
1. i taught your boyfriend th...
2. i'd rather be fighting the man
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| charles P. |
kannapolis, NC |
1. only you can prevent fores...
2. i bet you'll vote this tim...
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| John H. |
Austin, TX |
1. stranger (with benefits)
2. i taught your boyfriend th...
|
| David M. |
Deerfield Beach, FL |
1. also available in sober
2. medium pimpin
|
| Jim Ketley-O'Done |
Colchester,England |
1. Usheep
2. Recent Popular Movie Quote |
| Siobhan Rung |
Delavan, WI |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. My Life Is A Very Complicated... |
| Sara Evans |
Valparaiso, IN |
1. The Funniest Thing About This Shirt
2. Youtube Myspace And I'll Google Your Yahoo |
| Miguel Leal |
Edinburg, TX |
1. For English Press 1 ...
2. Pwnied! |
Andrijana
Stefanovska |
Malmö, Sweden |
1. Support The Fine Arts - Shoot A Rapper
2. I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets |
| Nikki Fritter |
Mason, MI |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Abort Born Again Christians |
| Sian Searle |
Lisarow, Australia |
1. International Age Of Consent Tour
2. Cookie Cutter |
| Andrew Leschinsky |
Toronto, Canada |
1. If a Fat Girl Falls...
2. ... As A Kite |
| Joshua Mattes |
Pottstown, PA |
1. Go Fuck Yourself
2. Abort Born Again Christians |
| Timothy Fay |
Lackland AFB |
1.I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load
2. Voted Best Cock In The State |
| Sheila Calhoun |
Jacksonville, FL |
1.Fucking Classy.
2. Kindness Is Contagious |
| Christopher Bates |
Athens, GA |
1. There Are Two People Fucking...
2. The Choice Is Clear Vote Republican |
| Thomas Fetera |
New Britain, CT |
1.The Funniest Thing About This T-Shirt...
2. Read This Shirt, Buy the Next Round |
| Michael Carlisle |
Lake Wylie, SC |
1.Words On A Shirt
2. Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires |
| Dorothy Crain |
North Shore, CA |
1.Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
2. I'm Just In It For the Parking |
| Armista Howard |
Citrus Heights, CA |
1.How Dare I Wear This Goddamn Shirt
2. Abort Born Again Christians |
| Shaifa Kremer |
Lisle, ON |
1.Green Party
2. Sponsored By The Letter "E" |
| Jennifer Stroede |
Solomon, KS |
1. I'll Be Using These...
2. I Should Be In The Kitchen |
| Kimmi Levoe |
Willits, CA |
1. You'll Regret Reading This...
2. If This Is On Your Floor... |
| Tyler Barnum |
Springville, UT |
1. I'm Huge In Japan
2. PiMP |
| Aaron Quintana |
Everett, WA |
1. Keepin' I.T. Real
2. The Choice Is Clear... |
| Barry Madel |
Hudson, OH |
1. WAL-MARX
2. Green Party |
| Janet Holley |
Clovis, CA |
1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. It's Only Binge Drinking If You Stop |
| Robert McDonald |
Oak Forest, IL |
1. I'm Cute? No Shit
2. Global Warming is Awesome |
| Judith Best |
Sydney, AUS |
1. Mexican't
2. Spock Blocker |
| Dennis Hahn |
Sheridan, WY |
1. I Support Single Moms
2. Save Gas - Ride The Handicapped |
| April Ritenour |
Stafford, VA |
1. Slavery Gets Shit Done
2. I Love Watermelon... |
| Mike Shaw |
Medina, OH |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. The Kermit Dissection |
| Bryan Fernando |
Bakersfield, CA |
1. I Use My Huge Dick To Compensate...
2. Stranger (With Benefits) |
| Michelle Morrison |
Canonsburg, PA |
1. Global Warming is Awesome
2. Wii-Tarded |
| Robert Runke |
Phoenix, AZ |
1. I'm Just In It For The Parking
2. It's Only Binge Drinking If... |
| Debe McKeeth |
Arcadia, WI |
1. Every Time You See A Rainbow...
2. Shittles - Taste The Asshole |
| Jennis Felix |
Ceres, CA |
1. They're Real But The Shirt Is Fake
2. Talk Nerdy To Me |
| Martin Rogers |
Chorley, UK |
1. I'm So High, Only Dogs Can Hear Me
2. I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets |
| Jason Jennings |
Elmira, NY |
1. Lick Here To Add Me As A Friend
2. Kindness Is Contagious... |
| Charlie Rethus |
Gympie, Australia |
1. In Loving Mammary - Breast In Peace
2. I Know Violence Isn't The Answer... |
| Scott Forst |
Wayland, MA |
1. 999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning |
| Chris Campodonico |
Montreal, CAN |
1. I'm My Own Wingman
2. Shittles - Taste The Asshole! |
| Dustin Jermalowicz |
White Lake, MI |
1. I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets
2. East Coast Lawnmowers
|
| Chris McIntyre |
Cherry Valley, AR |
1. Go Local Sports Team and/or College
2. Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore |
| Rosalind Nowell |
Arundel, Australia |
1. Ladies Don't Spit
2. Abracadabra! Fuck, You're Still Ugly |
| Joseph James |
Medicine Lodge, KS |
1. I'm My Own Wingman
2. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?
|
| Martin Hunt |
Richmond, VA |
1. Your Mom Rated E For Everyone
2. This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start |
| Shawn Martin |
Philadelphia, PA |
1. I Shaved My Balls For This?
2. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s... |
| Daniel Bowley |
Australia |
1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Fucking Classy |
| Alexis Cusic |
Terre Haute, IN |
1. Don't Mess With Texas...
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man |
| John Mazurik |
Newman Lake, WA |
1. I (Heart) Jesus and French Fries
2. Yes, I Have Plenty of Change... |
| Justin Willard |
Platte, NE |
1. Stop Midget On Midget Crime
2. Support The Fine Arts - Shoot A Rapper |
| Jason Alessio |
Scottsdale, AZ |
1. Do Something With Your Life...
2. Go Fuck Yourself... |
| Ida Bergum |
Cades, SC |
1. I'm Just In It For The Parking
2. Talk Nerdy To Me |
| Jerry Parker |
Kolbotn, Norway |
1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Hung Horse |
| Daryl Chuen |
Auckland, NZ |
1. 999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
2. In Case Of Fire Look On Back... |
| Victoria LaVertu |
Milton, FL |
1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. WWJD For A Klondike Bar |
| Michelle Maycock |
Edmonton, Canada |
1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. You Can't Have Manslaughter... |
| Kriss Weekley |
Fairbanks, AK |
1. Go Local Sports Team and/or College
2. White Flour |
| Brandon Hudson |
Ballston Spa, NY |
1. Hung Horse
2. Bad Samaritan |
| Ramon Campos |
Fort Worth, TX |
1. I Bet You'll Vote Next Time Hippie
2. I'm What Willis Was Talkin Bout |
| Elly Burian |
Madison, WI |
1. If I Had Balls They Would Be Bigger...
2. Go Local Sports Team and/or College |
| Jef Porto-Carrero |
Pulderbos, Belgium |
1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. piMP |
| Brent Shaffer |
Saint Marys, PA |
1. Hung Horse
2. I'm Huge In Japan |
| Paul Hurley |
San Diego, CA |
1. I Know Violence Isn't The Answer...
2. I Will Not Remember Any Of This |
| Reynaldo Soto |
Austin, TX |
1. Mary Was Only A Virgin If...
2. Jesus Did It For The Chicks |
| Greg Hromalik |
Tampa, FL |
1. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?
2. WWJD For A Klondike Bar |
| Steve Hayes |
Hayward, CA |
1. Sorry Girls... I Suck Dick
2. Swallows |
| Rogelio Ayala |
Waldwick, NJ |
1. BAAAAAA Means NOOOOO
2. Look... One Day, Maybe I'll Have To... |
| Jerry Newhouse |
Gilbert, AZ |
1. Xenu Is My Homeboy
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man |
| Jaime Hepworth |
Ogden, UT |
1. 999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
2. 123 Out Of 124 High School... |
| Arjan Slotboom |
Netherlands |
1. I'm This Many
2. I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass |
| Rebecca Robinson |
Topsham, ME |
1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. Rape Is No Laughing Matter |
| Cassidy Patrick |
Elmont, NY |
1. Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy
2. I'm The One You Gotta Blow... |
| Leslie Carlen |
Reno, NV |
1. Tom Is My Only Friend
2. IV:XX |
| Derrick Gipson |
Lansing, MI |
1. Abracadabra - Fuck You're Still Ugly
2. I'm The One You Gotta Blow... |
| Courtney Moore |
Houston, Texas |
1. I Should Be In The Kitchen
2. Soldiers Need Hummers |
| Alex Nichols |
Panama City, FL |
1. I Beat Cancer (by cancer I mean children)
2. I'm In It For The Parking |
| Randy Romans |
Lawrenceburg, IN |
1. In Case Of Fire...
2. Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy |
| Ed Harrop |
Auckland, NZ |
1. Desperate Housewifebeater
2. You Can't Have Manslaughter... |
| Joshua Frizzell |
Dalzell, SC |
1. I Beta Tested Your Mom
2. Believe in Jesus |
| Lisa Paradis |
Londonderry, NH |
1. Reminder: Buy More Beer
2. I'll Be Using These To My Advantage |
| Robert Brennan |
Gloucester City, NJ |
1. Spin My Dreidel
2. I (plane) NY |
| Michelle Eytcheson |
Denver, CO |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. You'll Regret Reading This |
| Timmy Mahieu |
Brugge, Belgium |
1. May The Horse Be With You
2. Believe In Jesus |
| Amanda Ryan |
Australia |
1. I'd Only End Up Hurting You
2. I Support Single Moms |
| Joe Cates |
Portland, OR |
1. Go Local Sports Team and/or College
2. I'm Here To Kill You... |
| Guy Madsen |
Avondale, AZ |
1. Rape Is No Laughing Matter...
2. I'm Huge In Japan |
| Scott Rosenbaum |
Stewartsville, NJ |
1. Complete Morons
2. Look At My Chest When I'm Talking... |
| Susannah Tapp |
Decatur, GA |
1. WWJD For A Klondike Bar?
2. I'm Cute? No Shit |
| Ruth Bowling |
Big Creek, KY |
1. Daddy Drinks Because I Cry
2. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers? |
| Phil Roberts |
Manchester, UK |
1. I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia
2. The Funniest Thing About This Shirt... |
| Richard Analla |
Abilene, Texas |
1. Suck My Dick
2. Those Roofies Should Be Kicking In... |
| Stewart Robinson |
Australia |
1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. Don't Neglect The Balls |
| Jen Kulas |
Tuscon, AZ |
1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. If I Can Build A Computer... |
| Scott Brittain |
Hickory, NC |
1. Cereal Rapist
2. Medium Pimpin' |
| Bill Yodice |
Little Silver, NJ |
1. Reminder: Buy More Beer
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man |
| Samantha Bird |
Perth, Australia |
1. If This Is On Your Floor Tomorrow...
2. I'm Cute, No Shit |
| Kyle Geist |
Crofoton, MD |
1. If This Is On Your Floor Tomorrow...
2. Suck My Dick |
| David Dixon |
Pasadena, MD |
1. I Only Support Gay Marriage If...
2. Your Sister Is Hot, But Your Mom... |
| Fisher Carly |
Australia |
1. I'm What Willis Was Talkin' Bout
2. Mello Kitty |
| Kyle Lock |
Brampton, Ontario |
1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. I Stole This Shirt From... |
| Shimon Rura |
Arlington, MA |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man |
| Paul Harper |
Lincolnshire, UK |
1. I'm White Willis Was Talkin' Bout'
2. I'm Not Getting Jiggy... |
| Meaghan Long |
Chula Vista, CA |
1. Bring Our Troops Home...
2. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers? |
| Kevin Turner |
Florence, AL |
1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. I Stole This Shirt From... |
| Eldon Alameda |
Olathe, KS |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Go Local Sports Team and/or College! |
| Akicita Chaske |
Winnipeg, Canada |
1. Restraining Orders are just another...
2. I'm Part Of The Problem |
| Aaron Birenbaum |
Oakland, CA |
1. Spin My Dreidel
2. I'm Part Of The Problem |
| William Fillier |
Newmarket, Canada |
1. I Only Support Gay Marriage If...
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer |
| Benson Draper |
Arab, AL |
1. I'm What Willis Was Talkin' Bout
2. I Support Single Moms |
| David Rindstad |
Oslo, Norway |
1 .1f u c4n re4d th1s
2. Rape Is No Laughing Matter |
| Joe Bridges |
Davie, FL |
1. Cereal Rapist
2. I Like My Women... Like My Coffee |
| Scott Pepper |
Birmingham, AL |
1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. I May Be White... |
Roger Anderson
|
Sioux City, IA |
1. He Loves the Cock
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer |
Daniel Bradfield
|
Occoe, FL |
1. I'm Huge In Japan
2. Mace Just Makes Me Horny |
| Ronald Martin |
Hampton, VA |
1. The Funniest Thing...
2. Show Me On The Doll... |
Tracey Pretty
|
Victoria, Canada |
1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. This Long To Ride |
Nicole Cranker
|
Circleville, NY |
1. Asthma Is Sexy
2. I Came On Eileen |
Brandon Jean
|
Saskatoon, Canada |
1. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. Homosexuals Are Gay |
Chris Shellabarger
|
Fairborn, OH |
1. Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s... |
| Chris Thurman |
Cecilia, KY |
1. Go Fuck Yourself
2. Fighting The Man |
| Victor Padilla |
Pico Rivera, CA |
1. I Like My Women
2. There's A Fucking Asshole |
Valerie Paul
|
Corpus Christi, TX
|
1. Believe in Jesus
2. Sorry Girls |
| Rishonda Anthony |
Richmond, VA
|
1. This Long To Ride
2. This is my Clone |
| Andrew Hirsch |
Longmont, CO |
1. Blondes Have More Fun and STDs
2. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals |
Rebecca Hoffman
|
Baldwin Park, CA |
1. I'm Cute? No Shit
2. I Taught Your Boyfriend... |
| Steve King |
Omaha, NE |
1. Also Available in Sober!!
2. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man |
| Jillian Levi |
Fallbrook, CA |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. I'll Be Using These to my Advantage |
| Joanna Rogers |
Spring, TX |
1. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
2. Stop Clubbing Baby Seals |
Honky Tonk-Man
|
St. Cath,
Canada |
1. Tokin' White Guy
2. Only the Good Die Young |
| Randy Greenhalgh |
Shepherdsville, KY |
1. I Should Be in the Kitchen
2. Jesus Did it for the Chicks |
| Steve Williams |
Camp Taji, AE |
1. Soldiers Need Hummers...
2. Go Fuck Yourself |
| Traci Mitchell |
Los Angeles, CA |
1. Also Available in Sober!!
2. Insane Clown Potsie |
| Rodin Esquejo |
Belmont, CA |
1. I'm Huge in Japan
2. This is My Clone |
Gavin Reynolds
|
Raytown, MO |
1. I Like my Women Like I Like my...
2. I Support Single Moms |
| Bryan Fuller |
Groveport, OH |
1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. He Loves the Cock |
| Sarah Boursaw |
Longview, WA |
1. Go Fuck Yourself
2. Gone Fisting |
| Gina Dupuis |
Fridley, MN |
1. You Can't Have Manslaughter...
2. Love Him or Hate Him Hitler Killed... |
| Nicholas Hester |
Thornville, OH |
1. I'm Part of the Problem
2. Talk Nerdy To Me |
Elizabeth Sidders
|
Chesterland, OH |
1. Medium Pimpin
2. East Coast Lawnmowers |
| Andrew Kowieski |
Chicago, IL |
1. I Support Single Moms
2. Michael Jackson Did not Molest... |
Erica Romeo
|
Indianapolis, IN |
1. Don't Hate me Because...
2. I Was Young and I Needed... |
| Michael Grant |
Vancouver, Canada |
1. This is My Clone
2. I'm Huge in Japan |
Mike Sparks
|
Slingerlands, NY |
1. Bring Back Slavery
2. If You're Already this Close... |
| Katie Norrick |
Mesa, AZ |
1. Swallows
2. You Must Be This Long to Ride |
| Brenda Gray |
Phoenix, AZ |
1. Look at my Chest When I'm...
2. Autistic Kids Rock! |
Derek Chamorro
|
Buffalo, NY |
1. I Support Single Moms
2. I was Young and I Needed... |
| Greg Davis |
Kansas City, KS |
1. I Support Single Moms
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter... |
| Cory Scott |
Palm Harbor, FL |
1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. Restraining Orders are just another... |
| Joanna Ruhl |
Los Angeles, CA |
1. Complete Morons
2. Great White Kills Every Single... |
| Kevin Thompson |
Oceanside, CA |
1. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. High on Life and Glue! |
| Grzegorz Kowalczyk |
Radom, Poland
|
1. Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. I'm Huge in Japan |
| Analise Graziani |
Redwood City, CA |
1. I'm Hungry and You're a Potato
2. Restraining Orders are just another.. |
John Owens
|
Abilene, TX |
1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Also Available in Sober!! |
| Andres J Acosta |
Mayaguez, PR |
1. All I Want is Peace in the...
2. I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy |
| Kiri Neufeglise |
Ontario, Canada |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer |
| Stuart MacKenzie |
Claremont, CA |
1. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. In the Mouth? In the Ass? In the... |
| Mal A. Lang |
Allen Park, MI |
1. Von Douche
2. East Coast Lawnmowers |
| Kelly Plymale |
Millville, NJ |
1. Medium Pimpin
2. Jesus Did it for the Chicks |
| Amanda Craig |
Palm Springs, CA |
1. You Must Be This Long to ride
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter... |
| Laura Grovac |
Clearwater, FL |
1. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
2. Talk Nerdy to Me |
| Rod Carnahan |
Valparaiso, IN |
1. Shittles
2. Medium Pimpin |
| Keith Miller |
Herrin, IL |
1. I'm the Teenage Girl...
2. I Only Support Gay Marriage if... |
| Vince Falco |
Carpentersville, IL |
1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man |
| Tyrone Hoover |
Dallas, TX |
1. Tokin' White Guy
2. I'd Rather be Fighting the Man |
| John Trahan |
Kempner, TX |
1. I'm Huge in Japan.
2. Do We Have to Have a President? |
| Adam Rogers |
Worcester, MA |
1. Asthma is Sexy
2. Also Available in Sober!! |
| Marc Sykes |
Alberta, Canada |
1. You Can't Have Manslaughter...
2. No Means Maybe |
| James Frost |
St. Louis, MO |
1. Shittles
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter... |
| Steph McQueen |
Surrey, Canada |
1. I'm Part of the Problem
2. I Still Hate George Bush |
| Samuel Benavidez |
Garland, TX |
1. To: Women - From: God
2. I'm What Willis was talkin bout |
| Jessica McCartney |
Goose Creek, SC |
1. I'm Huge in Japan
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar? |
| Dave Cecco |
Paoli, PA |
1. Bad Samaritan
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table |
| Tamra Clark |
San Diego, CA |
1. Beerleader
2. Beerleader |
| Zimri Tapia |
Brooklyn, NY |
1. Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. If You Think My Shirt is Tight... |
| Brian John |
Eden Prairie, MN |
1. Believe in Jesus
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning |
| Phil Niedzwiedz |
Orinda, CA |
1. Atkins Approved
2. Believe in Jesus |
| Elysia Smith |
DeSoto, MO |
1. Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA |
| Ryan Gunderson |
Des Moines, IA |
1. Medium Pimpin
2. By The Time You Read This... |
| Kara VanMil |
Wadsworth, OH |
1. You Must Be This Long to Ride
2. Mello Kitty |
| Max Strongin |
San Diego, CA |
1. IV:XX
2. Sorry Boys, I Eat Pussy |
| Eduardo Garcia |
Fort Worth, TX |
1. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. Shittles |
| Ilan Rosenberg |
Ontario, Canada |
1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. School Shootings Tour |
| Ada Dever |
San Diego, CA |
1. Weapon of Ass Destruction
2. I'm the Teenage Girl... |
| Mike Petersen |
Herndon, VA |
1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
2. Honk if You're a Honky |
| Claire Tonner |
Didcot, England |
1. Believe in Jesus
2. Don't Hate me Because... |
| David Titherington |
Stotfold, England |
1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. By The Time You Read This... |
| Rick Rutherford |
Spokane, WA |
1. Believe in Jesus
2. I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy |
Michael Forrai
|
Valley Stream, NY |
1. Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer |
| Glenn Lavecchia |
Ontario, Canada |
1. Asthma is Sexy
2. Shoplifter |
| Christina Hirt |
McLean, VA |
1. I Plane NY
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning |
| Brooke Herb |
Tampa, FL |
1. East Coast Lawnmowers
2. Gone Postal Tour |
| Koen Pollentier |
Koekelare, Belgium |
1. School Shootings Tour
2. I Plane NY |
| Shawn Bennett |
Temecula, CA |
1. I Came on Eileen
2. Bring Camel Fucking Troops Home |
| Janice Lawrenz |
Chesterland, OH |
1. Atkins Approved
2. SARS |
| William Parrott |
Milford, England |
1. Restraining Orders are just another...
2. Shittles |
| Clarine Harp |
Fort Worth, TX |
1. Medium Pimpin
2. Medium Pimpin |
| Sander Cohan |
Washington, DC |
1. Talk Nerdy to Me
2. This is My Clone |
| Christopher Haffly |
Columbus, OH |
1. Ifl You're Already this Close...
2. This is My Clone |
| Brian Swearingin |
Poelten, Austria |
1. Plain Clothes Cop
2. By The Time You Read This... |
| Megan O'Hara |
Huntington
, NY |
1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. Mello Kitty |
| Chris Mathewson |
Newark, DE |
1. Gone Postal Tour
2. My Dad Can Beat Up Your Mom |
| Rebecca Lai |
Norwalk, CT |
1. Don't Hate me Because...
2. Michael Jackson Did Not Molest... |
| Jay Stoll |
Waukesha, WI |
1. I Swear...I Didn't Know she was 3
2. Gringo Star |
| Steve Astrup |
Eau Claire, WI |
1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. Medium Pimpin |
| Cade Snyder |
Nakusp, Canada |
1. I Bring Nothing to the Table
2. I'm Not Handicapped, I'm Just Lazy |
| Tricia Hanley |
St. Petersburg, FL |
1. Swearbear Fuck you
2. Gone Postal Tour |
| Robin A. Hull |
Des Moines, IA |
1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. Click Here To See Me Naked |
| Robert Rounsley |
California, PA |
1. Gringo Star
2. Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA |
| Jessika Gill |
Albany, Australia |
1. Don't Hate me Because...
2. I Fucked The Girl in Hanson |
| Nic Donald |
Australia |
1. Medium Pimpin
2. Restraining Orders are just another... |
| Rhodi Rashalnikov |
Horicon, WI |
1. Psycho
2. Mean People Succeed |
| Eric Kruger |
Peyton, CO |
1. Your little Princess is my Little Whore
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter... |
| Marianna Holguin |
Los Angeles, CA |
1. Next Governor of California
2. This is My Clone |
| Tim Logan |
Ontario, Canada |
1. I'm the Teenage Girl...
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter... |
| Alex MacDonald |
Calgary, Canada |
1. Anorexia is Phat!
2. I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser |
| Jenny Novak |
Myrtle Beach, SC |
1. I Came on Eileen
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter... |
| David Rouille |
Indianapolis, IN |
1. Help! I'm Being Kidnapped! (baby)
2. This is My Clone |
| Philip Shive |
Belmont, NC |
1. Shittles
2. Mello Kitty |
| Stephanie Gemme |
Webster, MA |
1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar? |
| Trevor Ross |
Tumwater, WA |
1. Gone Postal Tour
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks |
| Sean LeBlanc |
Mount Dora, FL |
1. Medium Pimpin
2. Von Douche |
| Laura Wood |
Marlboro, MD |
1. Shoplifter
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table |
| Brad Solomon |
Landis, NC |
1. Psycho
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar? |
| Heather McGuire |
Ontario, Canada |
1. Talk Nerdy to Me
2. This is My Clone |
| Woody Grover |
Dallas, TX |
1. If You're Already this Close...
2. I'm Cute? No Shit |
| Sabrina Norton |
Johnson City, TN |
1. Psycho
2. Weapon of Ass Destruction |
| Shane O'Neill |
Pennsburg, PA |
1. By the Time You Read This...
2. SARS |
| Sam Wizer |
Rifle, CO |
1. I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
2. Talk Nerdy To Me |
| Bri Draffen |
Kansas City, MO |
1. Easy Like Sunday Morning
2. I'm What Willis was talkin bout |
| Sheila Wilburn |
Helena, AR |
1. Shittles
2. Believe In Jesus |
| Margaret Sands |
Toronto, Canada |
1. Talk Nerdy to Me
2. Click Here to See Me Naked |
| Melissa McKee |
Erie, PA |
1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table |
| Tim Obas |
Ontario, Canada |
1. I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
2. Abortions Tickle |
| Heather Shanks |
Orient, OH |
1. Dong Brothers
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning |
| Ken McQuilton |
Stratford, CT |
1. Shittles...taste the asshole
2. Who wants to Marry a Hundredaire? |
| Teri Ashcroft |
Kokomo, IN |
1. Look at my Chest When I'm...
2. I Think..Therefore I'm Single |
| Neil Carpenter |
Charlotte, NC |
1. Plain Clothes Cop
2. This Shirt Has Been Tested... |
| Cayenne Piper |
Martinez, CA |
1. Management Not Reponsible
2. I Still Hate George Bush |
| Courtney Dollar |
Ottawa, Canada |
1. I Committed Suicide
2. Anorexia is Phat! |
| Chad Day |
Palm Coast, FL |
1. Clit R US
2. George Bush is Hiding Nuclear... |
| Jeff Tinsdale |
Milwaukee, WI |
1. Peace in the Middle East
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks |
| April Cantiberry |
Columbus, Ga |
1. Mello Kitty
2. Psycho |
| Marcus T. |
Smithville, OH |
1. I'm What Willis was talkin bout
2. Clit R Us |
| Steve Gittings |
Port Orchard, WA |
1. I Plane NY
2. Anthrax...the other white powder. |
| Tracy Clark |
San Diego, CA |
1. Homosexuals are Gay
2. Anthrax..the other white powder |
| Ben Christakis |
Paoli, PA |
1. Axis of Evil
2. I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism |
| Alex Thome |
Tucson, AZ |
1. Believe in Jesus
2. Axis of Evil |
| Gregory Turner |
New York, NY |
1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
2. Porn Start(ter) |
| Gary Thorn |
Davis, CA |
1. I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass
2. I Bring Nothing to the Table |
| Ron Pollard |
San Jose, CA |
1. Shittles
2. I Fucked the Girl in Hanson |
| Michelle Giles |
Austin, TX |
1. I'm Cute? No Shit.
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar? |
| Richard L. |
Union, NJ |
1. Shittles
2. I Didn't know the girls was 3 |
| Kell Williams |
Charlotte, NC |
1. Already This Close
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks |
| Lindsay Essex |
Lancashire, UK |
1. I'm Cute? No Shit.
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh |
| Mike Wilcoxson |
Urbandale, IA |
1. Swearbear Fuck you
2. If You're Already this Close... |
| Nick Martin |
Denton, TX |
1. Anthrax White Powder
2. Vaginas are Weird |
| Eric Penn |
San Jose, CA |
1. Vaginas are Weird
2. Jesus did it for the Chicks |
| Gail S. |
Kentucky |
1. Look at my Chest
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh |
| J. Lieberman |
Providence, RI |
1. I Fucking Hate
2. School Shootings Tour |
| Jason Gier |
Syracuse, NY |
1. Dong Brothers
2. Easy Like Sunday Morning |
| Jason Cobb |
Denver, CO |
1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. Mean People Succeed |
| Gary Cohen |
Boston, MA |
1. WWJD for s Klondike Bar
2. Where the Fuck are my Pants |
| Lisa Janel |
Minneapolis, MN |
1. Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. Plain Clothes Cop |
| Scott Glass |
Savannah, GA |
1. Mean People Succeed
2. I Got Kicked Out of School For... |
| Michael Gallegos |
Santa Rosa, CA |
1. (hasn't decided yet)
2. (hasn't decided yet) |
| Erica Rodriguez |
Tulsa, OK |
1. Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead
2. Tight |
| Tony Bowers |
Los Angeles, CA |
1. I Fucked The Girl in Hanson
2. Sorry Girls...I Suck Dick |
| Stephen Cordova |
Trenton, NJ |
1. Saddam Death Shirt
2. Believe In Jesus |
| Kelly Mcdonald |
England, UK |
1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. Look at my Chest When You're... |
| Jenny Croom |
Bridgeview, IL |
1. Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism |
| Geoff Kaslov |
New York, NY |
1. Believe in Jesus
2. I Fucked the Girl in Hanson |
| A. Cust |
Indianapolis, IN |
1. Asthma is Sexy
2. Britney is a Whore |
| Joseph Tines |
Homestead, FL |
1. Jesus Did It For The Chicks
2. School Shootings Tour |
| Lyndsay Meyer |
San Antonio, TX |
1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh |
| Rodney Sage |
Pasadena, CA |
1. Jesus Did it For The Chicks
2. If You're Already this Close... |
| Erik Blaylock |
Boyce, VA |
1. Fuck My Family...
2. This is My Clone |
| Sharon Solomon |
Brooklyn, NY |
1. Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
2. Seeking Investors |
| Mike J. |
Clayton, GA |
1. I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
2. School Shootings Tour |
| Erin Thomas |
Newark, NJ |
1. Cock Star
2. Jesus Did it for The Chicks |
| Kelly Salang |
Australia |
1. Believe in Jesus
2. Look at my Chest When You're... |
| Katie Evans |
Encinitas, CA |
1. Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh |
| Willy Falconburg |
Jerome, Idaho |
1. Fuck My family (Osbournes)
2. If You're Already this Close... |
| Sharon Lerner |
San Rafael, CA |
1. Star Wars Sucks
2. Look at My Chest when I'm Talking... |
| Derek Hahn |
York, PA |
1. Homosexuals are Gay
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh |
| Josh Maynard |
Hurricane, UT |
1. I hide my crack in my diaper (baby)
2. I shit my pants and all I got...(baby) |
| Eric Briscoll |
Naples, FL |
1. Dong Brothers
2. If You're Already this Close... |
| Alicia Spencer |
Chicago, IL |
1. Fuck My family (Osbournes)
2. School Shootings Tour |
| Steve Treweeks |
Lancashire UK |
1. Molested by a nun
2. Click Here To See Me Naked |
| Donald Thurmond |
Sayre, OK |
1. AXIS OF EVIL
2. ANTHRAX WHITE POWDER |
| Melanie Frick |
Salida, CO |
1. Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
2. Harry is a Pothead and the... |
| Christy Hawks |
Salem, NC |
1. Your little Princess is my Little Whore
2. Britney Spears is a Whore |
| Paul Leblond |
Philadelphia, PA |
1. Plain Clothes Cop
2. AXIS of EVIL |
| Molly Baldrdge |
Citrus Hts
, CA |
1. This is my Clone
2. If You're Already this Close... |
| Elizabeth Bonnett |
Burnsville, MN |
1. Where the Fuck are my Pants (Dog)
2. Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead! |
| Keith Dowland |
Detroit, MI |
1. AXIS of EVIL
2. Cock Star |
| Greg Chavez |
Union City, NJ |
1. If You're Already this Close...
2. Restraining Orders are just another.. |
| Erica Hall |
Long Beach, CA |
1. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
2. Harry is a Pothead and the... |
| Richard Nyugen |
Brooklyn, NY |
1. WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. I'm Ron Jeremy's Penis |
| Michael Batista |
Manchester, UK |
1. I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
2. WWJD for a Klondike Bar |
| Sherry Bixler |
Pennsylvania |
1. Click Here To See Me Naked
2. Look At My Chest When I'm talking.. |
| Steve Gatt |
Marietta, GA |
1. This is my Clone
2. Talk Nerdy To Me |
