AVAILABLE STYLES, COLORS & SIZES
 
Colors shown below may vary slightly depending on your monitor color settings.
MEN'S STYLES
   
Men's American Apparel Tee - Available in S-XXXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Creme
 
Heather Gray
 
Cranberry
Army
Asphalt
Kelly Green
Forest Green
Navy
 
 
Men's Beefy Tee - Available in S-XXXL ( * in 4-5XL)
 

Black *
 
White *
 
Brown
 
Blood Red
 
Navy
Dusk Blue
Baby Blue
Steel*
Charcoal
Herb
 
 
Men's Vintage Tee - Available in S-4XL
 
Evergreen
 
Dirty Blonde
 
Lake Blue
 
Storm
 
Brick
Coffee
 
Bruise
Pale Olive
 
Grass
 
Smoke
 
 
Men's Tall Tee - Available in XL-5XL
 
Black
 
White
 
Navy
 
Baby Blue
 
Steel

 

 
 
Men's Retro Ringer - Available in S-XXL
 

Baby Blue/Navy
 
Chocolate/Nude
 
Silver/Asphalt
 
Black/White
 
Red/White

 

     
Navy/White
 
Kelly Green/White
 
 
 
 
Men's Jersey 3/4 Sleeve Tee - Available in S-4XL
 
White/Black
 
Baby Blue/Navy
 
Heather/Black
 
White/Red
 
Gold/Navy
Red/Navy
 
Wine/Black
Olive/Black
 
Smoke/Black
 
Coffee/Black
   
Storm Blue/Black
 
 
Men's Long Sleeve - Available in S-XXL (* in XXL)
 
Black
 
White
 
Navy
 
Charcoal
 
Natural
 
 
Men's Hoodie - Available in S-XXXL
 
Black
 
Navy
 
Steel
 
Charcoal
 
 
 
WOMEN'S STYLES
 
Women's Baby Doll - Available in S-XXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Red
 
Cardinal
 
Moss
City Green
 
Pink
 
Baby Blue
 
Navy
 
Deep Heather
Chocolate
 
Lime Wedge
 
Turquoise
 
Hot Pink
 
 
Women's Casual Tee - Available in S-XXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Pink
 
Baby Blue
 
Navy
Steel
 
Chocolate
 
Daffodil
 
Medium Blue
 
Women's Vintage Tee - Available in S-XXL
 
Heather Blue
 
Heather Brown
 
Heather Green
 
Heather Purple
 
Heather Raspberry
Heather Slate
 
 
Women's Vintage Ringer - Available in S-XXL
 
Heather Purple/Purple
 
Heather Blue/Navy
 
Heather Green/Green
 
Heather Pink/Cardinal
 
Heather Tan/Chocolate
 
 
Women's Boybeater - Available in S-XL
     
Black
 
White
 
Navy/BabyBlue
 
Steel
 
Red/White
Olive
 
Teal/White
 
 
Women's Spaghetti Strap - Available in S-L
 
Black
 
White
 
Red
 
City Green
 
Pink

Baby Blue
 
Deep Heather
 
 
 
Women's Jersey 3/4 Sleeve - Available in S-XXL
 
White/Black
 
Baby Blue/Navy
 
White/Red
 
Deep Heather/
Black
 
White/Baby Blue
     
Nude/Chocolate
 
 
 
Women's Lightweight Hoodie - Available in S-XXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Baby Blue
 
Navy
 
Olive
 
 
BABY TEES
 
Baby Tee - Pink, Yellow and Blue up to 4T - Black and Red up to 6T
 
Babies Pink
 
Babies Blue
 
Babies Black
 
Babies Daffodil
 
Babies Red

SHIRT SIZES and SPECS:

Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market, are 100% Cotton* and are screen printed to assure longevity and superior look.  No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. Our Standard Tee is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.


We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net!  Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences.  Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.

All shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to neck.

These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.

T-SHIRT HELL'S SIZE CHART
MEN'S AMERICAN APPAREL TEE
All colors of the American Apparel Tee are available up to 3XL
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
17.75"
19.75"
22"
24.5"
25.75"
27.5"
LENGTH
27.5"
28.5"
30.5"
31.5"
32.5"
33.25"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
56cm
62cm
65cm
70cm
LENGTH
70cm
72cm
78cm
80cm
83cm
84cm
The Men's American Apparel Tee is manufactured by, you guessed it...American Apparel! (model# 2001), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. "The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere", says American Apparel. But we think they may be biased..so you decide. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the body are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash.
MEN'S BEEFY TEE
All colors of the Beefy Tee are available up to 3XL
Black, White, and Steel Tees are available in 4XL, and 5XL
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
17.5"
19.5"
21.5"
23"
25"
27"
28.5"
29.5"
LENGTH
26.5"
28.5"
29.5"
30.5"
31"
31.5"
32"
32.5"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
55cm
58cm
64cm
69cm
72cm
75cm
LENGTH
67cm
72cm
75cm
78cm
78cm
80cm
81cm
83cm
The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 100% cotton* and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. *The Steel tee is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester.
MEN'S VINTAGE TEE:
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
18"
19"
21"
24"
26"
28"
29"
LENGTH
27"
27.5"
28"
28.5"
29"
29.5"
32"
WIDTH
46cm
48cm
53cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
74cm
LENGTH
69cm
70cm
71cm
72cm
74cm
75cm
81cm
The Men's Vintage Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better.
MEN'S TALL TEE
Mens Tall Tee is only available in Black, White, Navy, Baby Blue and Steel
 
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
24"
26"
28"
30"
30"
LENGTH
34"
36"
37"
38"
41"
WIDTH
61cm
66cm
71cm
76cm
76cm
LENGTH
86cm
91cm
94cm
97cm
104cm
The Men's Tall Tee (sizes XL-4XL) is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. 5XL is manufactured by Propac Pro Club (model# 61), made of 100% cotton*, double stitch on neck, shoulder, sleeve and bottom hem. Taped neck and sleeve. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester.
MENS RETRO RINGER:
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17.5"
19.5"
20.5"
22.5"
24.5"
LENGTH
26.5"
27"
28.5"
29.5"
31.5"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
52cm
57cm
62cm
LENGTH
67cm
69cm
72cm
75cm
80cm
The Men's Retro Ringer is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 2410), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Fitted sleeves for a snug but comfortable fit, with 3/8" (1cm) contrasting Baby Rib binding at neck and sleeves for comfort and durability. Shrinks an average of one size in the wash.
MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy, BabyBlue/Navy
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
18"
21"
21.5"
24.5"
25.5"
LENGTH
27.5"
29"
31"
31.5"
34"
WIDTH
46cm
53cm
55cm
62cm
65cm
LENGTH
70cm
74cm
79cm
80cm
86cm
The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey (colors: White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy and Babyblue/Navy) are manufactured by Anvil (model# 2184), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*. Contrasting neck and sleeves with seamless collarette and 3/4 length raglan sleeves. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. *Heather Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester.
MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
Coffe/Black, Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Storm/Black
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
20"
21"
24"
26"
26.5"
30"
30.5"
LENGTH
27"
28"
28.5"
29"
30"
32"
35"
WIDTH
51cm
53cm
61cm
66cm
67cm
76cm
78cm
LENGTH
67cm
71cm
72cm
74cm
76cm
81cm
89cm
The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey, (colors: Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Coffee/Black and Storm/Black) is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT101), made of 100% preshrunk cotton pigment-washed body, with sewn-on reactive-dyed collar and raglan sleeves. Double-needle hem. One of those shirts that just get better as is ages.
MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
Wine/Black
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
19"
21.5"
22.5"
25"
26"
LENGTH
27.5"
28.5"
30.5"
33"
34.5"
WIDTH
48cm
55cm
57cm
64cm
66cm
LENGTH
70cm
72cm
78cm
84cm
88cm
The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey (colors: Wine/Black) are manufactured by Anvil (model# 2184), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*. Contrasting neck and sleeves with seamless collarette and 3/4 length raglan sleeves. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. *Heather Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester.
MENS LONG SLEEVE
Black and White Long Sleeve Shirts are available in 3XL
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Small
Med
Large