AVAILABLE STYLES, COLORS & SIZES
 
Colors shown below may vary slightly depending on your monitor color settings.
MEN'S STYLES
   
Men's American Apparel Tee - Available in S-XXXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Creme
  
Heather Gray
  
Cranberry
Army
Asphalt
Kelly Green
Forest Green
Navy
 
 
Men's Beefy Tee - Available in S-XXXL ( * in 4-5XL)
 

Black *
  
White *
  
Brown
  
Blood Red
 
Navy
Dusk Blue
Baby Blue
Steel*
Charcoal
Herb
 
 
Men's Vintage Tee - Available in S-4XL
 
Evergreen
  
Dirty Blonde
  
Lake Blue
  
Storm
  
Brick
Coffee
  
Bruise
Pale Olive
  
Grass
  
Smoke
 
 
Men's Tall Tee - Available in XL-4XL
 
Black
  
White
  
Navy
  
Baby Blue
  
Steel

 
 
 
Men's Ringer - Available in S-XXL
 

Baby Blue/Navy
  
Chocolate/Nude
  
Silver/Asphalt
  
Black/White
  
Red/White

 

      
Navy/White
  
Kelly Green/White
  
 
 
 
Men's Jersey 3/4 Sleeve Tee - Available in S-4XL
 
White/Black
  
Baby Blue/Navy
  
Heather/Black
  
White/Red
  
Gold/Navy
Red/Navy
  
Wine/Black
Olive/Black
  
Smoke/Black
  
Coffee/Black
   
Storm Blue/Black
 
 
Men's Long Sleeve - Available in S-XXL (* in XXXL)
 
Black*
  
White*
  
Navy
  
Charcoal
  
Natural
 
 
Men's Hoodie - Available in S-XXXL
 
Black
  
Navy
  
Steel
  
Charcoal
  
 
 
WOMEN'S STYLES
 
Women's Babydoll - Available in S-XXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Red
  
Cardinal
  
Moss
City Green
  
Pink
  
Baby Blue
  
Navy
  
Deep Heather
Chocolate
  
Lime Wedge
  
Turquoise
  
Hot Pink
 
 
Women's Casual Tee - Available in S-XXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Pink
  
Baby Blue
  
Navy
Steel
  
Chocolate
  
Daffodil
  
Medium Blue
 
Women's Vintage Tee - Available in S-XXL
 
Heather Blue
 
Heather Brown
 
Heather Green
  
Heather Purple
  
Heather Raspberry
Heather Slate
 
 
Women's Vintage Ringer - Available in S-XXL
 
Heather Purple/Purple
  
Heather Blue/Navy
  
Heather Green/Green
  
Heather Pink/Cardinal
  
Heather Tan/Chocolate
 
 
Women's Boybeater - Available in S-XL
     
Black
 
White
  
Navy/BabyBlue
  
Steel
  
Red/White
Teal/White
  
 
 
Women's Spaghetti Strap - Available in S-L
 
Black
 
White
 
Red
  
City Green
  
Pink

Baby Blue
  
Deep Heather
  
 
 
Women's Jersey 3/4 Sleeve - Available in S-XXL
 
White/Black
 
Baby Blue/Navy
  
White/Red
  
Deep Heather/
Black
 
White/Baby Blue
     
Nude/Chocolate
 
 
 
Women's Lightweight Hoodie - Available in S-XXL
 
Black
 
White
 
Baby Blue
  
Navy
  
Olive
 
 
BABY TEES
 
Baby Tee - Pink, Yellow and Blue up to 4T - Black and Red up to 6T
 
Babies Pink
  
Babies Blue
  
Babies Black
  
Babies Daffodil
  
Babies Red
 

SHIRT SIZES and SPECS:

Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market, are 100% Cotton* and are screen printed to assure longevity and superior look.  No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. Our Standard Tee is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net!  Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences.  Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.

All shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to neck.

These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.

T-SHIRT HELL'S SIZE CHART
MEN'S AMERICAN APPAREL TEE
All colors of the American Apparel Tee are available up to 3XL
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
17.75"
19.75"
22"
24.5"
25.75"
27.5"
LENGTH
27.5"
28.5"
30.5"
31.5"
32.5"
33.25"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
56cm
62cm
65cm
70cm
LENGTH
70cm
72cm
78cm
80cm
83cm
84cm
The Men's American Apparel Tee is manufactured by, you guessed it...American Apparel! (model# 2001), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. "The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere", says American Apparel. But we think they may be biased..so you decide. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the body are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash.
MEN'S BEEFY TEE
All colors of the Beefy Tee are available up to 3XL
Black, White, and Steel Tees are available in 4XL, and 5XL
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
17.5"
19.5"
21.5"
23"
25"
27"
28.5"
29.5"
LENGTH
26.5"
28.5"
29.5"
30.5"
31"
31.5"
32"
32.5"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
55cm
58cm
64cm
69cm
72cm
75cm
LENGTH
67cm
72cm
75cm
78cm
78cm
80cm
81cm
83cm
The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 100% cotton* and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. *The Steel tee is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester.
MEN'S VINTAGE TEE:
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
18"
19"
21"
24"
26"
28"
29"
LENGTH
27"
27.5"
28"
28.5"
29"
29.5"
32"
WIDTH
46cm
48cm
53cm
61cm
66cm
71cm
74cm
LENGTH
69cm
70cm
71cm
72cm
74cm
75cm
81cm
The Men's Vintage Tee is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT099), made of 100% pigment dyed, preshrunk cotton. The unique pigment-dyed look just gets better and better with every wash. Seamless, double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle bottom hem for lasting wear. While the Vintage Tee feels a bit rougher to the touch in comparison to the Beefy Tee, the threads are woven a bit looser on the Vintage Tee and you may find that it breathes better.
MEN'S TALL TEE
Mens Tall Tee is only available in Black, White, Navy, Baby Blue and Steel
 
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
24"
26"
28"
30"
LENGTH
34"
36"
37"
38"
WIDTH
61cm
66cm
71cm
76cm
LENGTH
86cm
91cm
94cm
97cm
The Men's Tall Tee is manufactured by C Port and Company (model# PC61T), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester.
MENS RINGER:
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17.5"
19.5"
20.5"
22.5"
24.5"
LENGTH
26.5"
27"
28.5"
29.5"
31.5"
WIDTH
45cm
50cm
52cm
57cm
62cm
LENGTH
67cm
69cm
72cm
75cm
80cm
The Men's Ringer is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 2410), made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Fitted sleeves for a snug but comfortable fit, with 3/8" (1cm) contrasting Baby Rib binding at neck and sleeves for comfort and durability. Shrinks an average of one size in the wash.
MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy, BabyBlue/Navy
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
18"
21"
21.5"
24.5"
25.5"
LENGTH
27.5"
29"
31"
31.5"
34"
WIDTH
46cm
53cm
55cm
62cm
65cm
LENGTH
70cm
74cm
79cm
80cm
86cm
The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey (colors: White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy and Babyblue/Navy) are manufactured by Anvil (model# 2184), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*. Contrasting neck and sleeves with seamless collarette and 3/4 length raglan sleeves. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. *Heather Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester.
MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
Coffe/Black, Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Storm/Black
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
20"
21"
24"
26"
26.5"
30"
30.5"
LENGTH
27"
28"
28.5"
29"
30"
32"
35"
WIDTH
51cm
53cm
61cm
66cm
67cm
76cm
78cm
LENGTH
67cm
71cm
72cm
74cm
76cm
81cm
89cm
The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey, (colors: Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Coffee/Black and Storm/Black) is manufactured by District Threads (model# DT101), made of 100% preshrunk cotton pigment-washed body, with sewn-on reactive-dyed collar and raglan sleeves. Double-needle hem. One of those shirts that just get better as is ages.
MENS JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE
Wine/Black
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
19"
21.5"
22.5"
25"
26"
LENGTH
27.5"
 28.5"
30.5"
33"
34.5"
WIDTH
48cm
55cm
57cm
64cm
66cm
LENGTH
70cm
72cm
78cm
 84cm
88cm
The Men's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey (colors: Wine/Black) are manufactured by Anvil (model# 2184), made of 100% preshrunk cotton*. Contrasting neck and sleeves with seamless collarette and 3/4 length raglan sleeves. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. *Heather Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester.
MENS LONG SLEEVE
Black and White Long Sleeve Shirts are available in 3XL
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
16.5"
20"
21.5"
23.5"
26"
27"
LENGTH
28"
28.5"
29.5"
30"
30.5"
32"
WIDTH
42cm
51cm
55cm
60cm
66cm
69cm
LENGTH
71cm
72cm
75cm
76cm
76cm
81cm
The Men's Long Sleeve is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5186), made of 100% cotton* (charcoal is 60 cotton/40 poly) and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable two-needle trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out.
MEN'S HOODIE (Hooded Sweatshirts):
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
21"
22.5"
25"
26.5"
29"
30"
LENGTH
26.5"
27.5"
28"
29"
30"
32"
WIDTH
53cm
57cm
64cm
67cm
74cm
76cm
LENGTH
67cm
70cm
71cm
74cm
76cm
81cm
The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Hanes (model # F170), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durablility with patented high-stitch fleece. Black and Navy are 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Steel is 85% Cotton/15% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places.
WOMENS BABYDOLLS
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
14"
15"
16"
17.5"
18"
LENGTH
22.5"
23"
23.5"
26"
26.5"
WIDTH
36cm
38cm
41cm
45cm
46cm
LENGTH
57cm
58cm
60cm
66cm
67cm
The Women's Babydoll is manufactured by Bella (model# 1001), made of 100% preshrunk cotton. Baby rib (1x1) knit fabric is super soft, with capped sleeves and a contoured fit.
WOMENS CASUAL TEE (LOOSE FITTING)
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
17"
19"
21"
23"
25"
LENGTH
25"
25.5"
27.5"
29"
30"
WIDTH
43cm
48cm
53cm
58cm
64cm
LENGTH
64cm
65cm
70cm
74cm
76cm
The Women's Casual Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5680), made of 100% cotton*. Lower cut rib collar, double-needle stitching detailing. Relaxed Fit with extra ease for movement. Falls free from the body. *Steel is 90% cotton /10% polyester.
WOMEN'S VINTAGE TEE
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
15.5"
17.5"
18"
19"
20.5"
LENGTH
22.5"
24"
24.5"
26"
27.5"
WIDTH
39cm
44cm
46cm
48cm
52cm
LENGTH
57cm
61cm
62cm
66cm
70cm
The Women's Vintage Tee is manufactured by Bella (model# 6000H), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
WOMEN'S VINTAGE RINGER
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
16"
16.5"
17.5"
18.5"
19"
LENGTH
22"
23.5"
25.5"
26"
27"
WIDTH
41cm
42cm
44cm
47cm
48cm
LENGTH
56cm
60cm
65cm
66cm
69cm
The Women's Vintage Ringer is manufactured by Bella (model# 6050), made of preshrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester heather blend 30 single combed ring spun, super soft baby jersey knit. A vintage-looking style with a heathered body and contrast ringer binding sleeves and neck line. It has a looser fit than our Babydoll, but is more fitted than the Casual Tee.
WOMEN'S BOYBEATER
Boybeaters are available only in Small - XL
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
12"
13"
14.5"
16"
-
LENGTH
22.5"
23"
23.5"
25"
-
WIDTH
31cm
33cm
37cm
41cm
-
LENGTH
57cm
58cm
60cm
64cm
-
The Women's Boybeater is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 4308), made of 100% Baby Rib cotton, combed for softness and comfort. A traditional tank top with a fitted silhouette. 1/2" (1.25cm) Baby Rib binding at the neck and straps for reinforced shape. Durable double-stitched bottom hem. Shrinks an average of one size in the wash.
WOMENS SPAGHETTI STRAPS (FORM FITTING)
Spaghetti Straps are available only in Small - Large
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
12"
13"
14"
-
-
LENGTH
20"
20.5"
21"
-
-
WIDTH
31cm
33cm
36cm
-
-
LENGTH
51cm
52cm
53cm
-
-
The Women's Spaghetti Strap is manufactured by Bella (model# 1011), made of 100% preshrunk cotton, 30 single combed ring-spun, super soft 1x1 baby rib knit. Self binding on straps and around the armhole. It is form fitting.
WOMENS 3/4 JERSEYS
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
14"
14.5"
16"
16.5"
17"
LENGTH
22.5"
23"
23.5"
26"
26.5"
WIDTH
36cm
37cm
41cm
42cm
43cm
LENGTH
57cm
58cm
60cm
66cm
67cm
The Women's 3/4 Sleeve Jersey is manufactured by Bella (model# 2000), made of 100% preshrunk cotton, super soft 1x1 baby rib knit, single ring-spun, single combed. It is form fitting.
WOMEN'S LIGHTWEIGHT HOODIE
 
Small
Med
Large
XL
WIDTH
14.5"
15.5"
16"
18.5"
LENGTH
25.5"
26"
27"
27.5"
WIDTH
37cm
39cm
41cm
47cm
LENGTH
65cm
66cm
69cm
70cm
The Women's Lightweight Hoodie is manufactured by American Apparel (model# 4398), made of 100% Baby Rib cotton, combed for softness and comfort. It is form fitting, and both the sleeves are (fashionably) on the longer side. American Apparel says it's "Great worn alone or as a layer" and we'd have to agree. Durable double-stitched bottom hem, armholes, and hood opening, along with tapered sleeves and double-stitched sleeve hem.
INFANT/TODDLER TEE
The infant/toddler tees are t-shirts. They are not onesies.
Pink, Yellow and Blue up to 4T - Black and Red up to 6T
 
6M
12M
18M
2T
3T
4T
5T/6T
WIDTH
10"
10"
10.5"
11.5"
12.5"
13.5"
13.5"
LENGTH
11.5"
12.5"
13"
13.5"
15"
15.5"
17.5"
WIDTH
25cm
25cm
27cm
29cm
32cm
34cm
34cm
LENGTH
29cm
32cm
33cm
34cm
38cm
39cm
45cm

The Baby Tee (Colors Pink, Daffodil and Blue; sizes 0-18 months) is manufactured by Hanes (model #T410), made of 100% ultrasoft cotton jersey that soothes baby's tender skin. Stretchy ribbed collar keeps its shape wash after wash. Two-needle topstitch trim strengthens crew neck, cuffs, and hem.

The Baby Tee (Colors Red, Black; sizes sizes 0-18 months) is manufactured by Kiddy Kat (model# 4301), made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey, taped neck, 2-needle sleeve and bottom hems.

The Baby Tee (Colors Pink, Daffodil, Blue; sizes 2-4T) is manufactured by Hanes (model #T120), made of 100% durable cotton jersey that feels soft yet resists wear and tear. Stretchy rib-knit collar keeps its shape wash after wash. Two-needle topstitch trim strengthens crewneck, cuffs, and hem.

The Baby Tee (Colors Red, Black; sizes sizes 2-6T) is manufactured by Kiddy Kat (model# 4308), made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey, taped neck, 2-needle sleeve and bottom hems.
 
 
 
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